"If I give you my phone number, can you call and remind me to do my payroll later? I keep forgetting and I need to get it done very soon or else I won't get paid next week." "Sure, here's my number. Send me a text now and I'll remind you this evening." Welp, there goes my annual moment of being smooth. I hope I won't need another one until next year. That was exhausting.
I am currently assembling a crack team of misfits, experts, madmen, and electricians to find, track down, ferret out, apprehend, and kill these bastards. Who's with me? But seriously, this actually happened. Post in this thread for shits and giggles about how we're going to destroy the chumps who did this. PM me if you think you can do something to help for realzies.
Men's pant sizes. Why are they so much simpler than women's pants? Are men too stupid to understand that a Size 1 is smaller than a Size 6? It would make a lot more sense to standardize the pants sizing system to use numbers, thus opening up the pants market to more men than just "smalls," "mediums," "larges," and "extra larges." DOWN WITH WORDS, UP WITH NUMBERS!
One might even say she was on fire.
Remember that thread I posted a while back where we all pretended like it's the future and we were having a big reunion but Amaury was mean and didn't play along? I'd kind of like to make a full fledged RP for that. If I do that, who would be interested in joining?
Not one, but TWO premieres of things that I love are on today and I have livestreams for both! This is going to be a good day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna- GASP The tank is clean.
This is the story of a man named Amaury. Amaury posted on a website with a big forum where he was Member Number 3091. Member Number 3091's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 3091, and he made threads in the Spam Zone. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what threads to make, how boring to make them, and in what order. This is what Member 3091 did every day of every month and every year, and although others might have considered it soul-rending, Amaury relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Amaury was happy.
I'm from the United States, you see.
Do the thing!
I think the best part was when Nuktuk destroyed those Northern Water Tribe automatons. And SO MANY FEELS when Juji died. OH MY GOD THOSE FEELS.
I'm only a half hour in and I can already tell that today is going to be awful. Nothing bad has happened, but I can't shake the feeling that it definitely will.
On my way home via bicycle when I decided to try the bike path to see if it led to the nearby school's parking lot as an easier way of getting across the park overpass like I thought. I pedaled for several minutes before ending up in a neighborhood on a street that I swear ran parallel to Livingston (the road I was originally on) and thought, "Alright, I think I know where I am. I just need to turn right at the next intersection to get back to Livingston." I kept going and eventually ended up on Livingston without ever turning. I call witchcraft.
https://www.humblebundle.com/ It also has Scribblenauts Unlimited, two of the F.E.A.R. games, and Lord of the Rings: War in the North. Overall, it seems like a great bundle and currently you can get it all for just $5. This bundle supports the charity We Can Be Heroes.
When did I move to London and how drunk must I have been to think it was a good idea?
I didn't exactly have high hopes for it, but I was expecting it to be good and so far I'm not disappointed. After seeing it, I now think that it might even be exactly what Cartoon Network needs to become great again.
A guy just kicked me in the gut, turning my midsection into a weak point, and now he's rushing at me. Help.
