... Hello there! It's so very nice to meet you! Welcome to the world of America! My name is airport security guard. However, everyone just calls me one of those random extras whom died in the first Matrix movie. This country is wildly inhabited by creatures known as Americans. We live alongside the Americans as friends. Some people believe the Americans only fight and fight while others attempt to develop closer bonds with them. I send people to America so we may learn more about Americans. Now, why don't you tell me a little about yourself? Are you a boy, or are you a girl? xxxxYES xxx>NO Sorry, this is irrelevant anyway. Enjoy your stay. My shift is over so I am going to stop my generic monologue and send you on the plane while my employing corporation loses some of your luggage in the process.
It is here that I cursed the limit of characters for a Pokemon nickname.
I began exploring this mysterious new world. Arriving, however, I then realized that the Medieval Europeans had already begun colonizing the planet. Determined to stop their backwards foolery, I declared a state of war against these imperialists. But as I ventured farther on, I noticed how large the city truly was. And the Europeans had developed electric pencils that sneezed nuclear mucus! This war was indeed going to be quite tough. I arrived in a wide hallway, and then I noticed Aztec decor on the ceiling and floor. I always did presume there was a larger motive behind that band name "Stone Temple Pilots".
With your work I shall finally craft a masterful free verse poem of the Spam Zone that shall be in the hearts of millions, most likely in disgust. Let us begin.
In the references to artists within the series' eponymous characters, the Shredder represents the destruction of artistic work, this "shredding", manifested in the series through the conflicts he finds himself with the Turtles. As to how he can shred marble statues, I am not particularly certain of. He must be a stack of dynamite wearing his sleeping clothes or whatnot.
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING A Guide to its Whereabouts on the Forum, and how you can Protect Yourself. This is a comprehensive guide to the whereabouts and dealings of subliminal messaging composed by an elite team of officials specializing in these psychoactive messages. Hidden beneath text and coding, this special team has written a comprehensive guide to subliminal messaging on the forum, and how you may protect yourself. I. Subliminal Messaging and You! Subliminal messaging, as we all are quite aware of, is as certain and as real as the threat of Communism, UFOs, crop circles, and children. Subliminal messaging is usually input into certain articles of text, be they coding or normal speak, to psychologically alert the senses to this sort of quality and react to it in a positive, or negative, manner. Subliminal messaging is usually very subverted and hidden. It is almost impossible to find subliminal messaging within normal text, as per the certain member in question inputing the message as such on purpose as to other normal members not realizing the existence of said subliminal message consciously. II. Subliminal Messaging and Who? As per subliminal messaging and its existence, it can occur quite anywhere in the vicinity of the general public. As we must be aware of, subliminal messaging also exists on our very own forum. Take for example, the clear repetition of Kingdom Hearts symbols in the background. These symbols are a clear ploy by the administrators, namely the authoritarian creator himself, as to the purchasing of more Kingdom Hearts video games, merchandise, and other goods. This is of course to support the activity of the website. And it is not only the staff that practices this, but the members themselves. Deluded fools who wish the others to join their own causes and opinions, as radical and nationalistic as they may be. Check signatures and posts carefully for subliminal messages! III. Subliminal Messaging and Us! How do we stop the advent of s and And thus, using this, we may truly stop this subliminal messaging on the forum and be proper citizens, happy and true in our beliefs.
It has been 130 years. Where in the world is Norton II?
Who was the coolest president of the United States? Spoiler Calvin Coolidge.
Like strawberry and shortcake! Like corn beef and cabbage! Like liver and onions!
Is there a reason why you have stained your white shirt with such a revealing alcohol stain? It took me a huge amount of time to clean the damn thing, you should realize. And then you go out, arriving back and appearing as if you have been auditioning for the role of Grigori Rasputin. Explain this. I am sick and tired of your ridiculous excuses. If you do not explain to me why you allow me to waste my time and effort to clean your idiotic clothing and your idiotic self, then I shall file for a divorce, Spam Zone.
How would you interpret the present day - the 21st century - to be if this was an acceptable historical fact? Oh yes, and I am on my way to building nuclear warheads. You may imagine for a second the Napoleonic Wars taking place with atomic explosions. Not that Napoleon's ego was sufficient enough to be considered a large enough explosion.
And in this Alexanderish Alexander, I shall Alexander you of my Alexanderish Alexander. One Alexander, an Alexander was Alexanderishly Alexandered to Alexander. This Alexander soon Alexandered and Alexandered and finally Alexandered as this Alexander would soon become the Alexander of the Alexander. Alexandering that he was indeed an Alexander, he Alexandered Alexanderly to the Alexander of Gordium Alexandria and was able to Alexander the Alexander. After this Alexander, Alexander, in all of his Alexanderish Alexandery, was able to continue in Alexandering the Alexander. Alexander Alexandered across the entire Alexander, Alexandering Alexanders that Alexandered in his Alexander. Along the way, Alexander Alexandered Alexanders named Alexandria, Alexandering about 57. Alexander Alexandered a great amount of Alexanders, Alexandering from Alexandria to Alexandria. When Alexandering back from Alexandria, however, he soon Alexandered Alexander Alexander. The Alexanderishly Alexander soon Alexandered sometime afterward, at the Alexander of 32. And thus Alexandered the great Alexander of Alexander the Great.
I would call this "Generic Music Video Thread" but it is far too superior to be considered generic.
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I blame my post co- WE CLAIM THIS POST, AND HEREBY THIS THREAD, FOR THE NORMAN PEOPLE. William the Conquerer, you will never defeat m- SHUT UP YOU LOST THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS SHUT UP. But sir, I am not H- I WILL SELL YOU TO THE BYZANTINES IF YOU DO NOT STOP ATTEMPTING TO DISRUPT ME. EACH STATEMENT OF YOURS IS A REVOLUTION WHERE THOUSANDS OF MEN HAVE DIED PROTECTING OUR NEWLY RECLAIMED LAND. (Someone help me please.)
For those whom recall a previous Spam Zone thread you may notice my problems with this. Receiving Error Code 81000306. Essentially, cannot connect due to very vague connection problems. I have already tried re-installation and a system restore. May anyone else be able to help me? I am also receiving the same error on my desktop.
I don't want to govern or correct anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible - New member, Premium, Coder, or normal member. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness - not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there's room for everyone and the good forum is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned member's souls - has barricaded the forum with hate - has goose-stepped us into misery and flaming. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, forum life will be violent and all will be lost. The forum post and the instant messaging system have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man - cries for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the Spam Zone - millions of despairing normal members, Premium, and little newbies - victims of a system that makes members torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say: 'Do not despair.' The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of members who fear the way of human progress. The hate of members will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as members die, liberty will never perish. Members! Don't give yourselves to trolls - men who despise you and enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural members - machine members with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are members! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate, only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Members! Don't post for slavery! Post for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St Deathspank, it is written the kingdom of spdude is within the members. Not one member nor a group of members, but in all members! In you! You, the people, have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful - to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us post to fulfill that promise! Let us post to free the forum - to do away with inter-board barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a forum of reason - a forum where science and progress will lead to all member's happiness. Members, in the name of KH-Vids, let us unite!
Someone please find me an appropriate gun.
Shizzy must destroy the door and find himself in his sensational gaming room, however this door is quite tricky to defeat. Beyond the door lies the final boss battle: Spoiler KH-Vids, Shizzy requires your help in defeating the evil door and rescuing his copy of Kingdom Hearts from the dark clutches of the final boss. What shall you do to break down the door?
