X'SQUEEZE, me, but you must first buy a whole box. ... Then the rubbing can commence. :D
you've done one or a plethora of the following: 1) gotten at least 15 odd/perplexed looks by strangers 2) played a rousing game of mini-golf where you've: beaten the green to a pulp scared all the workers away raped others with your putter gotten both a hole-in-one and a 12 during the course fallen more than 5 times due to 'busting a move' to the area's awesome oldies music 3) worn a fancy fake mustache 4) gotten multiple compliments on said 'stache 5) successful attempt at getting rid of invasion species via carp punching 6) complimented others along the street on their 'wild pussy' via screaming drive-by 7) wear your aviators at night 8) gone Sasquatch hunting 9) successfully hiding four or more people in your car trunk when going to the drive-in 10) group sing-along to I Believe in a Thing Called Love ~~~ iknokolstoryrite?
Why do you insist on repeatedly going to that god-forsaken state? My goodness, try the east coast. The weather has been quite lovely. You could visit the member you want to capture and myself. <:
Oh this chocolate isn't for eating... You rub it on your skin and you'll live FOREVER!
I'll love you... always & forever. <3
I'm reading a couple at the same time. The Vampire Diaries: Dark Reunion by L.J. Smith (I know, bash me, whatever. I love cheesy books like this) Chelsea Chelsea, Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler (I love her and all of her books. I'm not very far in this one, but I hope it picks up. I find it somewhat dull.) Nightlight /a parody/ published by The Harvard Lampoon company (This one just tickles me pink. It's so ridiculous and perfect. I love it to death.) herpderp
This one was surprisingly, semi-good. I actually laughed a few times; it's pretty much like 'ridiculous/funny.' It had some sweet lines too. Best ever: 'The next thing I knew, my donkey fell down your waffle hole!'
I'll rape who I want, when I want. Thank you very much. :}
OH CANADAAAAA~! herpderp
NOMNOMNOMNOM :B How are you orangeface?
I made cookies the other day for a final. :D I miss story time in Voxli. >':
xD "ALRIGHT! ...Now everyone come get some rubbers." <3MeanGirls
...herpderp
I'm sorry for causing you such distress! D': Well, most likely this weekend... maybe. This week is technically my last and next week I have open finals, but I'm not worried about those, lol. I just have to work practically all this weekend SADFACE, but other than that I should be showing up more often now. <:
@Rosaaah: Hold me closer, tiny dancer? o; @Aura: That's a really cute picture! :3 @Carl/Doctor: Cute. ;] @HACHE BEE: lawl... @Juicy: Face painting... heck yes. Cute pic. <: ~~~ oh hai khv, angles make me feel dynamic, lolwut? Spoiler I want to be laughed at, laughed with, just because. I want to feel weightless, and that should be enough.
Best Story Teller Via Voxli ... lol. Cherry ftw. c:
NEVER! ... I'MMA BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOOORLD~! hi thur, raeptart. <: Okay. HIGH FIVE!?! Hi-low! I missed you too! *nomnomnoms* @all the edits: Yes, yes, we all get it. I am a diseased ridden ho-bag. Now come here so I can grope you. ;3 Kitty! 8D Alrighty, I'll be sure to read you a story sometime soon! Dohoho, hello thuuuur to you too. Hiya, Haley. How you doin'? ~~~ in other newz Quote of the day: 'Deep throating it; trying to get it soggy, but it wouldn't work.' -lolfriendz
Hey man, plox stop larking on my go kart. kthnx
Holy teat beaches. V I lol'd so very much V
Hey! Uh, busy as ever, but other than that I've been just peachy. And yourself?
