A/N: Here's just something my tired mind thought of a while ago, after seeing a certain 'Xigbar Report' by psycrowe on Deviantart... DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, or the characters used. They belong to Square Enix. And I'm not gonna say what would happen if I would own them. You don't wanna know. WARNING: Contains some strong language, a bit of OOC:ness (I have my excuse, sorta) and a small hinting of a very one-sided XemSaï "VII?" The Luna Diviner lifted his eyes from his wine. He grunted an answer for Zexion: "Hmph?" The Cloaked Schemer looked at Saïx, eyes a bit glassy. Most of the Organization was completely drunk. Few had had enough self-control to forbid themselves from alcohol, and Zexion wasn't one of them. He slurred a bit as he spoke: "Well, me and those three," he pointed at a equally drunk Axel, the passed out Roxas and Demyx, who was high on caffeine, running around the room, singing some obscure pop-song surprisingly well, "were wondering why the Superior gave you the moon as an element. Unless you were a werewolf when you still had a heart, it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I mean, I can see why Vexen has ice, he was always cold. I understand why I have illusion, since I like deceiving, and most people think that I'm just a emo-kid, because of my appearance. After giving one look at Axel's hair, I understand why his element is fire. Demyx, or Myde in this situation, was apparently a gifted swimmer before he joined the Organization. Marluxia... I think that's obvious... As for the rest, you can sort of understand their elements. But you," he gabbed his finger at the light-blue haired man, "are a complete mystery." Saïx thought of it for a moment. He had just been given his element as he had joined the Organization. He had never asked about it, he had just used his powers for the advantage of the Organization, and occasionally even for his own pleasure. He answered as truthfully as he could: "I don't know, I never asked. Now that you mention it, it doesn't make sense..." "That you're not, not, not gonna get any better, you won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me never. Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me, we're not the same..." Demyx's loud singing interrupted. He still continued his singing, as a thought came to his mind. It just took a minute for his mind to process it: "And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal. Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama-queen, I'm the best da- OOOOOHHHHH!!!! IKNOWIKNOWIKNOW!!! LET'SGOASKMANSEXWHYYYYYY!!!!!!!" "Whaddaya say?" Axel asked, rubbing his ear. Demyx had been right next to him. The Melodious Nocturne drew a deep breath, before saying, slowly this time: "Let's go ask Mr."I wanna be like Darth Maul when I grow up!" why he gave his boyfriend, no offense, Saïx, the moon's powers." "For the last time, I'm straight. I even had a wife before I was a Nobody!" Saïx growled, head buried in his pitcher of wine. "Yeah yeah, whatever, let's go do what water-boy said!" Zexion said, still slurring. "Don't call me that!" "Then stop calling me emo." "Fine, emo-boy... Oops, I didn't mean to, I swear, I swear!!!" During Demyx's and Zexion's 'argument', Axel had bent down next to his blond friend, and was yelling in the Keybearer's ear: "WAKE UP SUNSHINE!!!!! THE EARTH SAYS "HELLO"!!!" "AAAAHHHH!!!!! RIKU, STOP HITTING ME, I GET IT, YOUR DARKNESS BEATS ALL!!!!!!!" Roxas was suddenly very aware of what he had said, and who he had said it to. "Uuuh... Well, his darkness was very painful!" "Whatever, let's go find Mansex..." Zexion said, while he and Demyx grabbed the rather reluctant Berserker, who was fortunately not in his Berserk-state at the moment. "I've got a bad feeling about this..." "Oh, don't be such a killjoy, Sailor Moonman!" "As your superior by rank and authority (does that actually mean anything, or is the author making up **** again?), I ask you to kindly SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" XxX After a short while, they found their 'beloved' leader, at the Altar of Naught, as usual. Apparently Xemnas had also decided that it had been a good night for drinking, since his daily Kingdom Hearts worship-moment had become a bit... strang...-er. "Oh, sweet Kingdom Hearts, grant us an eternal supply of painkillers and chocolate, so that we can get through a certain member's coughLarxene'scough periods, without losing yet another member. Grant us a good shooting area, so that Xigbar can get through his mid-life crisis without shooting at every living, or non-living thing he can spot. Grant us..." That had been going on for hours. And it was bound to go on for another few, and become a lot weirder, unless he were stopped. "Go on, ask him, so we can go get some more beer!" Roxas urged the blue-haired Nobody. "Eww, beer is disgusting, I want Coke!" "Demyx, shut up..." Axel sighed, before shoving Saïx forward, as Zexion raised his voice. "Excuse us sir, but VII has something to ask." "Yes?" (of course, since it was Xemnas, it sounded more like: "Yyyeeeesss????) The Luna Diviner shot the four with a 'if it were full moon, you all would be in deep ****'-look, before turning to his Superior. "Well, sir, we were wondering... Why did you give me the moon as my element?" "Because you have a fine ass." It took a moment for this to sink in. After that, the look on everyones faces was priceless. Since I'm not that good at descriptions, their facial expression could be best described by this o.O'. "Excuse me, sir?" "Because you have a fine ass," Xemnas repeated. "Cou-could you say that again a bit slower?" Roxas piped up. The 'great and Almighty' leader of Organization gave the rest a pitying smile, then, slowed his speech, which everyone had thought to be impossible: "VII-has-a-great-ass. That is why I gave him the moon's powers." "Sir, we're completely serious," Zexion nearly managed to hide his snicker. "So am I!" Saïx's face had become rather crimson, as he closed his eyes, and said: "Sir... You do know that I am straight? And that I am, or at least was, married to a woman?" Xemnas stiffened. Then he nodded slowly: "I was aware of that..." "You know," it was Axel's turn to speak, "Mansex is right. Saïx does have a good ass. I never noticed it before..." This made Zexion and Roxas stare at the Berserker's rear too. Demyx, however, made gagging noises, and tried to cover his eyes. "EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!! Why is everyone staring at Saïx's butt?" "C'mon Demyx, just give it a quick look, and you'll see why!" Roxas tried to pry the Nocturnes hands off of his face. The others, apart from Saïx, who had buried his face in to his hand turned to the two fighting Nobodies, and started laughing at their antics. After a minute or so, Zexion turned away. "Hey, where did moon-man go?" Axel snorted: "Dunno, don't care. Let's go get wasted." Roxas shook his head: "But, we're already completely drunk!" "I WANT COFFEEEEEE!!!!!" "Shut up Demyx. Let's go get even more wasted then." Uhhh, yeah, hope you liked it! Oh yeah, I might put other one-shots on the same thread, but I'm not a 100% sure yet...
This is just weird...
.. the most ridiculous essay I have ever written. Okay, I actually wrote it yesterday, but my beloved sisters didn't give me a computer turn. (payback time, sweet!) So, I had to write a essay in a exam, and the topic was "Your country of dreams" (loosely translated). So I wrote about how I would love to live in a land that was from some fantasy book. Something like, the people and culture of the Fionavar Tapestry, and the creatures and landscapes from Lord of the Rings and Eragon. Then I wrote that there was one big problem: no technology. And since I can't live without my Ipod, and the computer, I decided to remain in Finland for now. The topic I was writing about wasn't the biggest problem. It was the language. I had to write it in Swedish. And I'm not known for my great skills in Swedish. In fact, I had already failed a similar exam. I probably could've got a good, if somewhat stupid essay about "my dream country", if I had been writing in Finnish, or preferably in English. But, since I couldn't, the essay turned in to a testament of my tiny vocabulary, and my broken knowledge of Swedish grammar. Darn. And to think, that essay may be what I need to pass that test. I'm so screwed.
:bangbang: I think I need a break from this site. I've had a lot of fun here, but schools about to start, I have a really important exam coming up, my guitar and theater lessons are starting too... I've got too much on my mind right now, and I have to concentrate on school for now, if I wanna get in to a good college. I'll post in some RP's every now and then, and I'll try to update my fan-fiction, but I doubt I'll be too active for about a month... I'll miss you guys! :cryinganime:
I haven't finished Reverse-Rebirth yet, but I sorta know the plot. I just don't get why did Axel have Zexion killed? Just because he wanted to? Or had he gotten orders to kill Zexion? Yeah, so was there any reason given for that?
I went through most of the KH2 Org. boss battles, and collected most of the battle phrases in them. I'm pretty sure I misheard quite a few of them, so feel free to correct me. I didn't put all of Xemnas', 'cause I didn't want to watch all of the battles... Anyways, who says the coolest things in battle? Xemnas: "Come closer... (as he is defeated the first time: ) So. it wasn't a fallacy... (in giant armor thing: ) Cuuuuuurrrrssseeeeeeddddd foooooollllllssssss! Whhhhhyyyyyy dddoooooo yyyyyoooooouuuuuu deeeeeessssssspppiiiiiiiiissssssseeeeeee thhhheeeeeee vooooiiiiiiiiddddddd? Sooooraaaaa, aaaarrrrreeee yyyyyoooooouuuuuu suuuuuurreeeee yyyoooooouuuuu caaaannn truuuussstttttt Riiiiiikuuuuuu? Riiiiikkkkuuuuu aaaaarrrrreeeee yyyyyooooouuuu suuuuuurrreeee yyoooouuuuu'reee nooooooottttt juuuuusssstttt jeeeeaaaaaalllloooooouuuuuussssss oooooffffff Soooorrraaaaaa???? (Final final battle: ) Anger and jealousy are supreme. You shall go together! (as he is defeated the final time: ) Cursed.... keyblade......" Xigbar: "You really shouldn't have betrayed us. Gothca now! You clever little sneak! Come back now! Sora! Come on! Get it? So whaddoya think? Aah, reload. Heads up! Okay, now you're talking! Look what I got for you! Let's see how you dodge!" *I heard him say dance, but that doesn't make sense* Xaldin: "Where's the fun in this? Wind, guard me! Take this! Wind! Beware of the face of despair! You can have your-!" *sorry, I missed the rest* Saïx "Do you feel it, the moon's power? Moon shine down! Beeee gone! I misjudged you... No excuses... All shall be lost to you! You must die!" *either that or "Luna's dive", which sorta makes sense, but it would make Saïx very self-absorbed on top of him being a evil jerk... which is the reason I like him so much!*(as he is defeated: ) "A heart... If I had a heart..." And a lot of loud yelling.... I mean, louder than what Leon and Cloud yell together! Axel: "Come here, I'll make it all stop! Burn, baby! Roxas! What's the problem? Take that! Ooookay! Hahaa, won't forget this! Got it memorized? *oh no, he even uses that in battle!* (as he is defeated: ) Roxas?" Demyx: "Dance water, dance! Like it? Water! Come on, stick to the beat! Gotcha now! (as he is defeated: ) Blew it again..." Luxord: "The first to run out of time is the loser. A challenge, is it? Cards! Look closely. Look who's on top of the game! Scatter! Behold! (possibly fold instead) Sora, do you know the rules? Don't squander your time! (as he is defeated: ) You play the game quite well." My choice: Xemnas' annoyed, and amused the cr*p out of me. Xigbar's were okay, but I don't like his voice, or him... Xaldin I don't give a damn about. Axel's were cool, but creepy. Demyx's were cute, but that's not enough. Luxord... I don't know, they're a bit more original than normal, but not really cool... So my answer was Saïx's. I was actually scared to death during that battle, thanks to his Berserk-mode and those phrases. And i like it that when he is Berserk, the yelling is threatening, almost violent, and when Saïx is back to normal, he is very calm and collected.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_VilaXNLQ&feature=related Watch these to parts of this video: 2:53-3:14 and 3:47-4:11. First the Yuffie thing: She falls down, and the Heartless just run around her. Aerith comes, and heals Yuffie. The two start running in the same direction than the Heartless, and yet, the creatures do nothing to them, even when the other is unarmed! Second the Cloud/Leon-chat. Some Heartless come to a higher ledge, but stop as they see the two men, who are having a guy-chat. All through the talk, the Heartless just stand there, waiting for them to do something. They don't even try to attack them, as they possibly are trying to catch their breaths. Why? They're scared to death by a few humans! Sorry if this more like Spam-thread material... I'm just bored and I feel a need to put weird stuff up here...
Well, I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2 again for the tenth time, and during the thousand Heartless battle, a thought came in to my mind: have I actually defeated a thousand Heartless before the huge battle? So I went in to one of the files, where I always ran from battle, only doing the necessary ones... And counted how many Heartless have been killed by me. And the count was: 648. The real number is probably higher, though...
I'm trying to figure out good Organization names for some of the KH/FF-characters. I'm gonna post my own suggestions here, and some of them suck, some are adequate and some of them I really like. Please give me better suggestions for most of them! My suggestions: Leon= Xelon Squall= Laxlqus (argh, only two vowels) Yuffie= Fyexiuf (*facepalms*) Aerith= Xetihar Tifa= Fitax Cloud= Loxduc (great, Cloud's name sounds like a Dalmatian island...) Sephiroth= Phorethxis Xehanort= Rhexnatox These were the best I could come up with...
I've got this weird spasm thingy in my right arm, and it's making it really hard for me to type without gritting my teeth... Anybody else had the same expirience lately? (sorry, I'm in a weird mood, where I hafta complain all the time... but it's the spam-zone, so it's okay, right?)
So, what song do you enjoy singing most? Doesn't matter whether you sing it in public, or in your room when no-one else is home, or in the shower etc... My favorite is The Only One by Evanescence. It's incredibly hard to sing it with power, and it challenges my vocal rang, both in the low- and high-register, but I enjoy vocally challenging myself! I haven't quite mastered the song yet, but I'm getting closer and closer! The Only One may not be my favorite song, it isn't even my favorite Evanescence song, but it's just so fun to sing, when I do it well it leaves that amazing feeling of accomplishment! (just one of the reasons why I chose it as my user name...)
Does anybody know a net-site where I could find good, non-yaoi Kingdom Hearts fan fictions? I tried fanfiction.net, and I did find a couple good ones, but most of them were just yaoi...
1. Okay, in KH1, what should you do in the second Ursula battle. I read somewhere that you should stay away from her when she speaks, so I made Sora swim pretty much as far from her as possible, but I don't have enough time to swim back to her, and attack... 2. Then in Chains of Memories, I'm having serious troubles with Captain Hook, I'm level 33 I think, and he kills me in a minute every time... Should I just level up till the Hp-points are near 400 or something, or use strong summon cards or what? 3. What do you do with mushroom Heartless?
A while back, I saw somewhere a debate on the Aerith/Aeris name-thing. Somebody said that the name should be spelled Aerith, but pronounced Aeris (I'm not commenting on that now). This made me think of something: Do they actually say Aerith's name out loud in a cut-scene in either Kh1 or 2? Leon, Yuffie, Cloud and even Tifa are mentioned more than once, but after seeing all the Traverse Town and Hollow Bastion scenes multiple times, I can't remember Aerith being said at all...
I'm hopeless with computers... I would like to insert a poll on a thread I'm doing, I just haven't got a clue of how I do it. Please help!!!
http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/kh2-leon-s.jpg http://bishounen.info/seifer/seifer2.jpg Look at these two guys, mainly their scars. (I couldn't find a good Kh-pic of Seifer that showed the scar, so I had to use the FF Seifer...) Now look at this guys face: http://www.fantasykat.com/ch/Images/s/Saix03.jpg Any similarities? Could there be a possibility that Saïx would be a joint Nobody of both Leon and Seifer? There's the scar. The name thing works against my theory, but I kinda found a way to go around it: take the S from Seifer and Leon's real name Squall, the A from Squall, and the I from Seifer, and add a X. Saïx wouldn't be the first Nobody not to form his Organization name from their Somebody name. And if he would be Leon's and Seifer's joint Nobody, this means that the two could co-exist with Saïx, since they would only lack half a heart! I know, very far-fetched, I don't really believe in my own theory, I just wanted to get it out of my head... But I'm not saying that it wasn't possible
If you 'talk' to Cid before heading to the Bailey during Sora's first visit to Hollow Bastion in Kh2, he tells you that the towns defense mechanism is called 'Claymore'. Yuffie confirms this later. Claymore is also what they call Saïx's weapon. Is it just a mere coincidence, or could it mean that Saïx is also from Hollow Bastion?
Okay, as we all know, Hades is the Greek god of the Underworld. However, the ancient Roman equivalent for Hades is called Pluto. Who just happens to be King Mickey's faithful dog. Or is he? Could there be a possibility, that this 'innocent' dog was actually Hades in disguise, spying on the King's court, and later on, Sora and his friends? Was it not Pluto who lead Sora, Donald and Goofy to Castle Oblivion? He had a letter with the King's seal on it. That letter was either never seen again, or it is the one that was received after Kh2, over a year later. (Okay, don't take this too seriously, I'm half-joking...)
I've noticed that very often in books and movies that include action and battle the female characters are either damsels in distress or unnaturally strong, male butt kicking action heroines! I don't think that I've seen too many women that are just in between, not completely helpless, but still not quite as strong as a man. Examples: Damsel in Distress: Kairi especially in the first Kh, the woman in Indiana Jones 2, Elizabet Swann in PotC1 (she works in both categories...) Super strong chicks: Tomb Raider, Arya from Eragon, Elizabeth in PotC3, Tifa etc. Please, explain your point of view, don't spam!
This was probably the wrong place to put this, but I wasn't sure which category suited this the best... And sorry if this has been done before! Who is your favorite video-game character, if you exclude all Square-Enix characters? Please tell why he/she is your favorite! Mine is Ashlyn, the Naughty Dog character from the Jak & Daxter-series. Why? She is a hot red-head, a woman obviously, AND SHE KICKS BUTT!!! The ideal role-model for me! (not in my parents opinion...)
