I hope you like this story about what the organization acts like in school... hope you enjoy! Chapter 1: First period english class. BEEP BEEP BEEP!! Every organization member's alarm clock rang. It was 6:00 A.M. on a monday. Time for school. Xemnas crunched his clock. Saix just pressed a button on his clock. Axel burned his clock. Demyx threw water on his clock. Lexaeus smashed his clock. Vexen threw his clock on the floor. Xaldin stabbed his clock. Xigbar shot his clock. Zexion threw his clock out the window. Luxord threw a card at his clock (that really didn't do anything though). Larxene electricuted her clock. Marluxia drowned his clock in flowers. And Roxas... well he broke his clock before and never fixed it so, he doesn't have a clock. As you can see the organization does not like alarm clocks. It was 6:15 A.M. and Xemnas was the first one downstairs. He went in the kitchen for some cereal. Axel came running downstairs trying to finish his math homework. Then he tripped and fell down the stairs. Multitasking is not his thing. Saix and Vexen followed ignoring Axel lying on the floor in pain. Then Xigbar came sliding down the railing landing on Axel which was now in even more pain. "Whoops! Sorry Axel!" Xigbar said pulling Axel to his feet. "No problem... I always love getting stepped on in the morning!" Axel said sarcastically. Axel and Xigbar then went into the kitchen. Larxene, Marluxia, and Luxord came downstairs and started eating breakfast while studying for science. Lexeaus then came down. He then ate four pancakes, six eggs, eight pieces of bacon, nine sausages, and two bowls of cereal. It was now 6:45. "Someone needs to wake Roxas and Zexion." Larxene said. "And Demyx." Xigbar said. " I don't care about him." Larxene said. " Well I'm insulted!!" Demyx shouted while coming into the kitchen. " *shrugs* and yet I still don't care about you." Larxene said. Then Lexaeus ran upstairs to wake Roxas and Zexion. " WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!" Lexaeus yelled. " DAMN!" Zexion yelled grumply. " CRAP! I don't wanna go to school!" Roxas said grumply. After they were all dressed and full of food, they headed out to school. Roxas was still groggy and was falling asleep while he was walking, so Axel had to keep slapping him. When they got to school they all ran to their lockers. The smarter nobodies of the group like: Zexion, Vexen, Larxene, Xemnas, Saix, and Xaldin they all got their lockers open the first time. But the rest of the group had some trouble. Axel got so mad that he burned his locker's lock. " OH NO! Now I'll never be able to open it!" Axel said sadly. Then he went running into the mens bathroom crying. "Talk about man PMS." said Larxene. Demyx kicked his locker until there were dents in it. " I think it's jammed... hey Zexion!" Demyx yelled. " Oh god... WHAT DEMYX!?" Zexion yelled. " My locker's jammed, come open it for me!" demanded Demyx. " Fine!" Said Zexion. Zexion does this everyday so he knew the combonation by heart. And he got the locker open easily. " It's not jammed you piece of crap! You're just too stupid to get the combonation right!" Zexion said harshly. Then he stomped off to class. " MEENY!" yelled Demyx. Then he got his books and went to class. Mean while, all the good locker openers were at class already. Roxas finally opened his locker after sleeping on it. Lexeaus hit his locker so hard that it opened. Luxord gave up and went to class empty handed. Axel was still crying in the bathroom. Marluxia was playing with his flowers on the inside of his locker. And Xigbar shot his locker. But when he opened his locker all of his books and papers had holes in them from the bullet. So far it was turning out to be a normal monday. Once everyone was in class they began. This is english class by the way. The teacher rambled on. Then Demyx started to get bored so he made a paper airplain with a message on it. First it hit Larxene in the back of the head. " WHAT THE HELL!" Larxene yelled. " SHHH" said the random teacher and then went back to rambeling. " Who threw this at me! Whoever did is gonna die!" Whispered Larxene. Then she opened it to find the message. It said whoever catches this is a boob. Then Larxene wrote something on it. She folded it back up and threw it at Marly. It hit Marly in the eye. " OW! MY EYE! Is it bleeding?!" Screamed Marluxia. " SHHH!" said the teacher and then rambled on again. Then he stopped complaining about his eye and read the message. It said Zexion slept with Xigbar last night. " HOLLY COW CRAP!" Shouted Marly. Then he started to crack up. " *GASP* there shall be no talk of cows and their digested food in my classroom! And what ever is so funny?" Asked the teacher. Marluxia quickly stopped laughing. " Heh! it's a secret message. And a funny one too!" Marly said. " Then you will read the message to the whole class and share the laughter." said the teacher. " NO! I can't! It's... inapropriate! said Marly nervously. " DO IT NOW!" Demanded the teacher. " Ok... um... well first it says: Whoever catches this is a boob. And then it says um... *gulp* Zexion slept with Xigbar last night! Marluxia said quickly. " I DID NO SUCH THING!" Yelled Zexion as he stood up. " Well Xiggy, what do you have to say to that?" asked Axel. Xigbar sat there casually and said " It's true... we slept together last night and it was gooooooooooood!" " But, but, but, but!" Said Zexion nervously. " Stop saying but in my classroom Mr. Zexion. We don't need to know about your personal doings in this classroom now do we Zexion? " No..." Zexion said with his head down. Then he gave Xigbar an evil look. " TEN POINTS FROM GRIFFINDOR!!" yelled the teacher. " Um... this isn't Harry Potter you know." Said Xaldin. " Oh um... whoops... sorry. I watched that last night." Said the teacher. " I don't really care." Said Larxene. " POP QUIZ! If you don't finish you get a BIG FAT F!" said the teacher. " But there's only five minutes left in class." said Vexen. " Don't get smart with me Mr. Vexen!" Said the teacher handing out papers. Saix looked at the paper " Math? But this is english class" Saix said. " Oh stop your whining just do it!" Said the teacher. Everyone started writing. Then the bell rang signaling class was over. " You all get Fs! Now leeve!" Said the teacher. " I think she's on drugs" Said Xemnas. Then headed out for science class. Everyone else headed to science class too. Hoping that this class would be a bit more normal. Do you like it so far? There's going to be more. And the classes will still be weird. You can comment if you want!
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