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  1. HellKitten
    http://nh.craigslist.org/laf/880176927.html

    I've heard stories about Kitties that run off in Texas and end up in Maine, so yeah, best luck here. Here's another pic of him:

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    My mom put it up again today. He's been missing for about two months now.
    He's friendly too, you could just pick him up if ya do see him.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 21, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Good teamwork

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    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 19, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    You whores

    Get on the chat, its dead
    http://xat.com/chat/room/36480383/?p=0&ss=6
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 19, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. HellKitten
    very bloody difficult.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 19, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. HellKitten
    Aiiiight, so here I am at the mall, I was with my dad in Kohl's and I turned around and saw "The emotions of Chuck Norris" it just had the names of emotions and the same face of Chuck Norris. And I was like "Ohhh My Gaaawd!" and my dad was like "Oh no..." I was going to get the shirt but they didn't have my shirt size. Then we were the food court and an alarm started to go off, and no one did anything some guy with a brown Coldplay shirt was alarmed and so was I we were the only ones wondering what was going on. Then the alarm stopped.
    THEN, I went to Gamestop and got KHII again 'cause my brother took my original game and I want to play it again. After, when I got home I couldn't find the cords for my PS2 Which I still have to hook up even though I moved into my house 4/5 months ago. Any way, don't have the cords. My brother probably has them so hopefully he can send them to me before he heads off to boot camp.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 19, 2008, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    My wrist...

    is hurting A LOT! A lot of stuff just suddenly happened to me...
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 18, 2008, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. HellKitten
    Nice Legend Tripper...

    http://www.weirdnj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=117&Itemid=30

    Shall I go with my friends? We'll be sure
    to bring weapons ;D Vote time.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 18, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. HellKitten
    Aiiight, so my dad and I are talking about this. I am gonna take dance classes, I'm trying to decide between Hip-Hop and Capoeira. I find Hip-Hop more active and more nao n day but Capoeira is pretty cool too. Which do you guys think I should try?
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 18, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. HellKitten
    A manatee... For $25.00. Because they need saving. Plus Manatee's are awesome. Who else is with me? xP
    Note:I'm srs.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 15, 2008, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. HellKitten

    To jump out of its tail....

    Mrs. Lambert:All right, good morning class. Welcome to the new year before we start today does anybody have anything they would like to share about what they did over summer vacation? Yes, Steven.

    Steven:My brother let me try Marijuana!
    Mrs.Lambert:That's great, Steven.
    Steven:Seriously, guys! It was so awesome! I'm gonna do it every day for the rest of my life!
    Mrs.Lambert:Okay, Steven, go to the Principle's office.
    Steven: What? Wh-?
    Mrs.Lambert:Go to the principle's office.

    Did anybody have anything LEGAL they would like to share with us?

    Yes, Billy.

    Billy: This Summer, I teached a whale to jump out of it's tail.
    Mrs.Lambert:What?
    Billy:This summer! I teached a whale to jump OUT of it's tail.
    Mrs.Lambert:What are you talking about Billy?
    Billy:This summer...! I teached a whale to jump OUT of it's tail.
    Mrs.Lambert:Stop being silly, you're not making any sense.
    Billy:I'm not being silly! I'm answering your question. This summer I teached a whale to jump out of the water and then jump again so hard that it's tail came off.
    Mrs.Lambert:Billy, that's impossible. Stop lying or I will send you to the Principle's office.
    Billy: I'm not lying! Stop calling me a liar! This summer I teached a whale to jump out of it's tail.
    Mrs.Lambert:Billy, stop lying!
    Billy:I'm not lying! And you calling me a liar is damaging my self-esteem!

    Mrs.Lambert:Fine, class! Pack your shit, we're going to Florida!
    Kid:What about permission slips?
    Mrs.Lambert:Fuck permission slips!

    Mrs.Lambert*driving car*:Now, Billy! I am going to prove you a liar!
    Billy:Whatever, Mrs.Lame-bird!
    Mrs.Lambert:That's it! No more seat-belt for Billy!
    Billy:No, I want my seat belt!
    Mrs.Lambert:No, because if we get into an accident maybe it will teach you to respect your elders!
    Sea Land! 10 mi.!

    Timmy:Hello, there, Welcome to Sea Land! I'm Timmy Williams!
    Mrs.Lambert:Hello, I'm Mrs.Lambert, teacher of 3rd grade elementary. Do you have any whale's?
    Timmy:No, I'm sorry, I'm afraid we are temporarily out of whales, you see the last hurricane here, Jennifer picked up ALL the whales and dropped them outside by the old barbed-wire factory.

    Poor sham-sham made it to the basketball courts but his body slowly baked to death on the hot asphalt, while, the local school kids used his body as a bike ramp...
    Mrs.Lambert:I have a student here who claims he can make a whale jump out of it's tail.
    Timmy:*laughing* you would have to be the greatest trainer ever to do that!
    Billy:It is as you say.
    Timmy:Oh my G-
    Mrs.Lambert:No! No! He's lying! Billy, Shut up! Everyone back in the car! We're going to Mexico!
    Timmy:I want inz!

    *back in car*

    Billy:Hey, Mrs.Lambert, how'd you get all those cool blue lines in your legs?
    Mrs.Lambert:Mexico! Four Miles!

    *Mexico*

    MexicanDude:Welcome to Sea Land!
    Mrs.Lambert:Hello, I'm Mrs.Lambert teacher of 3rd grade elementary in Acrin Ohio!
    I have a student here who claims he can make a Whale Jump OUT of it's tail!
    MexicanDude:Behold! The savior!
    Billy:Yes, that is me.
    Mrs.Lambert:No! He's lying! Billy, shut up or I will beat you lifeless!
    Now, do you have any whales?
    MexicanDude: No, I'm sorry, the sign says Wha-hale!
    Mrs.Lambert:What the fuck is a Wha-hale?!
    Mexican:Kinda like a Chilupa except it has whale in it.
    Mrs.Lambert:Okay! That's it! I'm going to find a whale myself! Everyone to the ocean!
    Mexican:I'm coming with!
    *at sea*


    Sailor:The ocean? She's crazy. Once a dolphin jumped 20 feet in the air and on the way down clubbed a girl in the head with lead pipe.
    Mrs.Lambert:Whale! Okay, everybody! Pay attention as we watch Billy teach this whale to jump OUT of it's tail!
    Billy:*snaps finger's and starts making weird signs and suddenly the yells of a whale*
    Everyone:Holy Shit!



    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 15, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. HellKitten
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    Sooo...

    Who thinks I'm pretty cool here? Vote NAO! D< I wanna figure out if I'm actually liked in this place to some extent.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 15, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Help me.

    Look for Justin Timberlake's-My Love choreograph pfwah, school dance Friday gotta show off my skillz. I need more than this for coreograph. xP
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUCk4HugQNM
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 15, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. HellKitten
    Drinking it...Can still taste disgusting caffeine. Now I'm laughing at everything like an idiot. You guys can finally play surgery on me now, I'll be laughing too hard to feel any pain.

    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 15, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. HellKitten
    Ur momma is so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 15, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Watch Out!



    Ice.

    So?

    Slippery.

    Oh.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 14, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Nice... Anyway, today in school we played this game on the smart board and my team and I chose our group name to be Chuck Norris. After that, everyone online on other servers of the game, just...logged off.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 14, 2008, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Oh no...

    I think my dad thinks I'm at school. Or else he would have woken me up for work today...
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 13, 2008, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 12, 2008, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. HellKitten
    Okay, before everyone flames me, I have just been thinking about this for a while.

    What if we had a small section under like Movies and Media where we can talk about different kinds of comedians,


    ex:Jeff Dunham, Dane Cook, George Lopez...ect;

    Just a thought I had in mind for a while. Please don't flame me to death if this has all ready been mentioned.
    Thread by: HellKitten, Oct 12, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: Feedback & Assistance