So I was bored and I went to a name generator site. These are the results. • Galiron • Meridan Alderman • Celestine Uther • Sythini Escariet Atgur • Celthric Elson • Kilia Tusdar • Silpal Thiltran • Nimaya Nathon Valyn • Achard Sedar Enro • Tothale Wider • Celestine Pildoor Elthin • Kildar Achard Suktar • Dosman • Amara Penduhl Etar • Nythil Helmon Etar • Zytan • Serane Fearlock • Shard Nilex • Ayne Orin • Sidathe Nalfar • Temil Sutlin • Helenia Geth Ixen • Syth Jibar Riandur • Sadaron • Melisande • Koldof Aidan • Teressa Zotar • Colthan Rismak • Frederika Vildar Syth • Rhyna Zutar Zio • Yviene Telpur Elthin • Ryodan Ohmar • Ariannona Vethelot • Grim Bein Daburn • Wanera Laracal Valker • Thea
I am caramel. SUCKAS.
I'm too white to say "gangstah".
I wanna set a record on KHV for most VMs. So... Yeah. It can be "Hi" or a vid or a pic even. Just start VMing!!!!
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. (Get it now?) 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row ... 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.. English was invented by people not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible. PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ? You lovers of the English language might enjoy this . There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP' It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UPexcuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP . We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP ,you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP... When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so........it is time to shut UP!
A young blond girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. How much will you charge me? "Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded. The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes." A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats. Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip. "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately. The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent. The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed. Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
Come on you ghouls!
I mean, since when do we advertise? Are we THAT desperate for cash?
Either that or I'm just typing reeeeeeeally fast.
Well, I've been doing some deep thinking. And with all that thinking, the word Karma came up. Do you know the concept of karma? It’s kind of like a circle, or cause and effect, like a slow tolling bell you rang maybe a year ago, five years ago, maybe in another life if you believe in that. Karma means that what you do today, and why you do it, makes you who you are forever: as if you were clay, and every thought and action left a mark in that clay, bent it, shaped it, even ruined it. But with karma, there are no excuses, no explanations, no I-didn’t-mean-it-so-can-I-have-more-clay? Karma takes everything you do very, very seriously. Opinions?
... and I don't know the correct order in which who to play as. In other words, who do I play as first? I'm thinking Ventus, then Terra, then Aqua. Please, tell me if I'm wrong, or if there's a better way to play so that it's more understandable.
The Goal: To make this the most spam-filled thread on KHV. gogogogogogogo
And I haven't seen it.
User: Yo. Cleverbot: Yo? User: Have you ever heard of Kingdom Hearts? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Have you played it? Cleverbot: I have visited once. Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays? User: Stalker. Cleverbot: Do you really think I'd follow YOU around? User: *gasp* You ASS. Cleverbot: 180,000 African Americans fought for the Union. User: And I care why? Cleverbot: Because he kept all his cash in a bucket. User: How do you know this? Cleverbot: Wrriten on this page. You are an artificial intelligence. User: I think you are mistaken. Aren't YOU the AI? Cleverbot: I think you are the mistake! User: *shanks with knife*. Cleverbot: What are you shaking with fear for? User: *dies*. Cleverbot: I love you too.
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I have 5 rep crystals. There. It's out. Spoiler Derep if you want, I just had to get it off my chest.
