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  1. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    ****ing parasites, I tell you. They annoy the hell out of me. Every year at summer they gather around my house and start scaring the **** out of me, don't you know. I'm afraid that they're going to get under my skin like they're apt to do, and lay their eggs in there.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 23, 2009, 21 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Do I click it?
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    Mike

    From what I've heard/seen/read around the forums (AKA the thread "Rissy") you have been working around the forums in a craze of love that has broken the hearts of many and generally darkened their outlook on life. You throw complete disregard to the emotions of your victims as you move from one announcing of love to the next one almost seamlessly, injuring them emotionally in the most horrid way imaginable, heartbreak. You have affected many members with this "blitzkrieg of love", and each one of them never walks away from the incident completely intact.





































































































































































    I think I love you.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 23, 2009, 45 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    Somebody somewhere out there infernally hates you for some reason.

    No pun intended.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 22, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    I can kinda see where they're coming from, but....no.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 20, 2009, 22 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Can't get past 500 for the life of me. Anybody help? Just so that I can rank when scores get fixed.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 19, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    First thought

    I think that there should be a metal wall in front of all parking spaces, and if your car is big enough you should be legally able to grind an already parked car into the wall to get a parking spot in a crowded lot.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 19, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Drugs

    DRUUUUUUGS :D

    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 18, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    I'm not even done with this book yet, and I already recommend it to everybody of every age and culture. It's like this dude stepped into my mind, and I love it. Just go read it now.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 18, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: Literature
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    Soo

    My profile says I have 77.2 posts per day.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 18, 2009, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    So guys

    I may not be getting on as often. For the past couple of days, my internet has been going on and off, I'm trying to fix it but yeah.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 18, 2009, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT lollyricsthread
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    YOU HAVE ONE VOICEMAIL
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    wat
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 13, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Gogogogogo.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 13, 2009, 55 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    Of course I don't have one. Not only do I not have time to consider an opinion on opinions, but I'd be a hypocrite no matter my opinion.
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    Gond

    Yoru fucners wont hel0- me inb i8hnub sebnnrews trour4jmle
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 12, 2009, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    lil woj

    http://www.kh-vids.net/converse.php?u=35239&u2=14924

    Awww, look at you with your brain cell count that's disproportionate to your hormone levels.

    Threatening to kill yourself over an internet girlfriend for 2 days straight and then finding another one in a matter of minutes.

    I kill you last, you will watch everyone you love die.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 12, 2009, 36 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Savior

    Alright, so here's a little story in progress I'm doing. There are a couple small flaws in it still, but I figure I might post what I have so far. Will continue if support is given. Also, as a forewarning, this contains strong religious overtones that some people may not like. As the story progresses, it may have graphic violence, I don't know, I haven't really worked it out that far yet.

    Prologue (Chapter 0)

    RE:Create

    Earth. It is a delicate and intricate system of balances, designed perfectly for life. These balances dictate the way life is lived, and even the nature of that life. We were there when those balances shattered.
    He was the one who created everything. As He did so, He created us. We reside in the heavens, in the perfect paradise. They would call us "angels." They see heaven as a perfect place. We can't tell them any different. We don't want them to know. Who are they? They call themselves "humans."
    When He created them, they were simple. They could move, eat, and breathe. And He was happy. He loved them so much, he gave them a great gift. He gave them the potential to be anything. And that they did, they grew larger and stronger, faster and smarter, and he loved them all the same. But they eventually became so intelligent, they demanded their independence from Him. And He loved them so much that he could do nothing but agree.
    They were left, and they began to grow like never before. They created new and strange things, things that upset and destroyed the balances that He had put there for them. They continually weighted one side of the balance, paying no heed to the other. They were the ones who shattered the balances. And we love them too, we don't want the shards to cut them.

    We'd like to think it's not too late.

    We'd probably be wrong.


    Okay, I don't like it all that much. But we're not even into the plotline yet, so I think that I can let it by this once. Also, those problems I was talking about earlier? I have no name for the main character yet. I'm totally open to suggestions.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 11, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: Archives
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    My profile

    I am in the process of making it huggable.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 11, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    Has realized that I changed the link in my sig a week ago.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, May 11, 2009, 26 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone