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  1. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
    YOU ARE A HAPPY PANDUH BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A ZOO

    THEY FEED YOU WELL AND NOBODY CAN HURT YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A PANDUH

    YOU ARE ADORED BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC AND YOU NEED NOT DO ANYTHING

    BUT YOUR LUXURIOUS ENVIRONMENT IS SLOWLY KILLING ALL FORMS OF NATURAL SELECTION IN YOU

    WHEN YOUR BRETHREN ARE RELEASED INTO THE WILD THEY WILL ALL DIE QUICKLY BECAUSE THEY WILL BE NO LONGER ACCUSTOMED TO THE WILDERNESS






































































    NO OPTIONS, STORY IS OVER

    GO AWAY NOW PLEASEa
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 23, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Before I drink my 9th can today.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 22, 2009, 20 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    If not, then Kh-vids is composed of enourmous ******s who cannot do what thier told due to a tumor in thier brain causing them to suck she-man ****. Excluding me.

    If this thread is copied then Kh-vids is an enourmous ****** who cannot help but jump on the nearest bandwagon and have no free will at all and are better off getting trolled on KHI like what all the people who leave here do.
    Excluding me
    ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH!?

    Also, 892 GET
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 13, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Guess what?

    Catch the Rain
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 13, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    My sig

    Takes up more space than most of my posts.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 13, 2009, 24 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=82871
    Because I'm proud, dammit.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 12, 2009, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Heaven

    As I walk through the bustling crowds of the fair, I hear laughter and joyous things all around me. I am surrounded by scents of great food and sights of good times. High above me, a single red orb floats daintily in the sky. A little boy has slipped up and let go of his balloon, and he cries desperately for it back. He cries, despite all the wonderful things going on around him, over an easily replaceable balloon. I would so much like to pick that balloon out of the sky for him, to see the tears dry up and his face light up with glee that reflects those around us. But it is much too far into heaven, it's probably touching the ceiling of the sky by now. So I just walk through the crowd and leave the crying child to be.

    I walk away from the fair, from all the joyous lights and sights and sounds, and walk on my way past a funeral. Everyone bows their heads as the coffin is lowered into the ground, as if they would rather follow them into the grave then stand where they are, with their clothes almost darker than their emotions. I stop in respect, a life has been lost here, and I would so like to bring it back to stop the mourning of these people that would so like them back. But that life must be much too far up into heaven, it's probably touching the ceiling of the sky by now. So I just go on my own way and leave the mourners to mourn their beloved. There's nothing I can do.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 12, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: Archives
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    Rvr

    MADE WITH MYBANNERMAKER.COMa
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    Youtube

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    wat
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    Until tomorrow, khv.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 12, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Let us say

    That there is a strange person coming towards you with malicious intent, and that you just happen to have a gun. Do you shoot? If you do, do you shoot to wound them, or shoot to kill them? He is armed, he knows that you are armed and he is damn serious about hurting you.
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 11, 2009, 33 replies, in forum: Discussion
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    There are obviously no satanic internet rituals going on in it.














































































    Can we start yet guys?
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 11, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Goimez

    THE **** IS THAT OVER EVERY ONE OF YOUR POSTS?!a
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 10, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Alright SO

    Tomorrow is it? I believe so, that would be the day that I'm gonna go into the middle of the mountains in a dense forest miles away from civilization for a spiritual awakening.

    If I don't come back then I'll have a report issued into the spamzone telling everybody that I died. xD
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 10, 2009, 20 replies, in forum: Departure Hall
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    Why the hell

    Is this place so ****ing dead at midnight?
    Thread by: TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Jun 9, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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