but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty.
And I can't go out and see it because it's 00:30. :why?:
I've never asked them
[I would like to play a game. khv, for too long you have stared at your computer monitors and clicked on your keyboards, disregarding the world around you. Some would call you lazy, some would call you ignorant. I call you undeserving of the life that you are given, which others use to slave away for the good of the world and you waste on forums such as these. Yet I offer you redemption. When you clicked on this thread, it began to download a fatal virus on your computer. Any computers in a local area network will also be affected by it. But I can stop the virus. I am surveillance you right now, watching your every move. And I will stop this virus that will kill your computer. All you need to do is give up one thing. You must cut off your hands, these instruments with which you type your life away. The choice is yours, khv.]
A christian male living in Kentucky. I am also about to watch Religulous. Is there anything I should expect.
JIZZED IN MY PANTS.a
[Just don't. Please.]
Remember these?
I am messaging you while taking a shower. Discuss.
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****ing get on it, you **** ****ting awesome sons of cat-pleasing *****es.
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After all she's been through! She loves the site, she went through some tough times! She had 40,000 ****ing kids, and now she has to leave them all, and all you people care about is getting her back and making memorials! SHE'S A HUMAN! What you don't realize is that CtR's done all this work for you and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. She hasn't been a premium member for years. LEAVE HER ALONE! YOU'RE LUCKY SHE EVEN WORKED FOR YOU *******S! LEAVE CTR ALONE! Please...
We all know this game. There is but one Captain Midnight, and a group of other people. The people ask Captain Midnight, "Captain Midnight, what time is it?" Captain Midnight gives them a time, and they take that many steps toward the Captain. When Captain Midnight says, "Midnight," everybody runs back to where they stated before Captain Midnight catches them and turns them into more Captain Midnights. But who would've thought that this children's game could turn into such an epic battle of raw nerve and courage? We played this game during my time as a counselor. I was lying on the hill most of the game, but I happened to look over and see about 15 Captain Midnight's and 8 other people. Watching the round, only four children survived it. The rest of them, including the final counselor, all joined the side of Captain Midnight. And the children that remained were all the more frightened because of it. I could see it in their eyes and increasingly small step size. This is when I made my stand. Walking over to the children, I shouted in the voice of ten thousand warriors, "DO NOT BE AFRAID, FOR THEY CANNOT DESTROY YOU. BE COURAGEOUS, AND SHOUT IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS. CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT," here they joined me in shouting the chant, "WHAT TIME IS IT!?" I heard a reply from across the valley, "TWELVE O CLOCK!" Strongly I paced like a predator towards prey, shouting out as I stepped, "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR..." I was already so far ahead of them, but their steps were not as large as mine, brave as they were. "...TWELVE." I was far in front, but the children were small and could not go as far. It was fine. I then lead them again in shouting, "CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT, WHAT TIME IS IT?!" "TWELVE O CLOCK!" Aha, they were trying to draw us as far out as possible. Well, I would accept that challenge. Walking in those twelve steps with feet that shook the ground and rumbled like thunder, I approached the team that was Captain Midnight and stopped right behind two of them. I could see them growing more and more nervous in my presence, and without faltering, I shouted in tremendous presence once again, "CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT, WHAT TIME IS IT?!" They flinched as the sound of my voice violently handled their cochleas, and one of them said "Six o clock!" So their plan was faltering. I walked straight past them, once again announcing my steps as I went. Upon reaching my sixth step, I turned around to face Captain Midnight and saw two children cowering to the side. Facing them I repeated myself, "DO NOT BE AFRAID, FOR THEY CANNOT DESTROY YOU. BE COURAGEOUS, AND SHOUT IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS. CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT," here they joined me in shouting the chant, "WHAT TIME IS IT!?" "MIDNIGHT!" People ran in every direction. The cowering kids were caught first, for their small, weak steps landed them right next to the Captain Midnights. And as I was surrounded by them on all sides, I knew that there would be no way out. So I just ran to them.
So what's been going on since I le- :B|:
[You must post ITT if you thought I was gonna say The Game here]
http://www.familywatchdog.us/ Count the dots visible from where you live. Post results.
Post ending in 36 chooses what my name will be. Get must be gotten before midnight in my time zone (is currently 7:15, you have a little less than five hours). Go for it.
I found some delicious blueberries, thank you very much. Anyway, I come back with my blueberries and find that there's a bunch of quotes and **** in the spamzone. I have come to realize that the spamzone in general is like a girl that you later find out is a dude, and no amount of showers you take will wash away that feeling.
