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  1. ouroborosgeneral
    I was told flames would make it go faster.

    Why is the solicitor knocking on my door still alive?
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Nightmare Before Christmas. Its rare you see Stop motion perfect like that. And the soundtrack should be called the Best of Danny Elfman.
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: Movies & Media
  3. ouroborosgeneral
    (OOC)Well its your show boss, you have to start it. I do have a few suggestions though. Why not start where these sort of things usually do Dungeon, forest, your own castle or if your a diehard KH fan, have Braxen have an lsd halucination dream in which he falls upside down.
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Oh god I remember that fight...my friend and I had rented the game and were trying to get to the Sephiroth scene...and the nightmare of "Dance Water Dance" began. We didnt have a chance, we didnt know... it took us at least an hour to kill them all before we figured out how to kill all the clones, and all the time we were thinking...DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF WE DONT KILL THEM ALL IN TIME! WHAT HAPPENNS? DOES THE UNIVERSE IMPLODE OR SOMETHING!...come to think of it, that might be the reason I didnt like Demyx until recently. Same with Luxord, although he was a cinch in comparison.
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  5. ouroborosgeneral
    Chapter 2: Xigbar is NOT a fire hydrant​

    Deep inside the Beast's Castle, farther into the dungeons, past the french candlestick and gay talking clock, Xaldin was standing outside the Beast's chambers watching the Beast freak out...again. Xaldin had a smile on his face that could make the devil cry and kill a squadron of puppies with just one glance (well not really, or else Xaldin would have been much harder as a boss fight, that would be a cool instant death move though) and he was breathing heavily while talking to himself.

    "That's right... give in to the anger, accept the darkness, Hulk needs a smash." "Damn straight he does." Xaldin threw a spear at the voice behind him. But Xigbar was standing on the ceiling. "HI DILAN!" Xaldin twitched in anger at the sight of Nummber II.

    Xigbar backflipped onto the floor and said. "OOOO...I heard that this place had a real heh heh "Beauty"... she must be working out some...hee hee frustrations...and your watching, Dilan you devil...you shoudlve told me sooner you know. ooo you even have cameras..." Xaldin held out his hands, trying to stop Xigbar from peeking "WAIT BRAIG DONT!!!"

    "Let's see our lovely contestant...hmmm there's fluid on the floor...and rose petals..you naughty girl you...OH GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT IN HELL IS THAT THING DOING!!" Xaldin pinched his brows as the Beasts roar rang throughout the castle. "Braig...if you dont want to become the master of this castles fire hydrant...I suggest you run." "AS IF!!!"

    And so a benny hill chase scene involving two nobodies, a beast with lots of unreleased sexual tension, and various talking furniture was had. Running through doors, coffins, hiding in living closets, and eventually losing him by hiding behind a mop bucket. Oh it was an epic homage to that chase scene. It is a shame that the author is unable to depict it in video...so instead here are some smiley icons to give you the general idea of what happened.

    :why?: :sideways::yelling::rockband::guns3::sly::eek::/8D::bangbang::sorry::guns2::stupid2::mad::star-wars-smiley-02:gunwtf:

    ...and thats how it happened before Number II and III got away. It makes perfect sense. PERFECT SENSE!!!! back to the story now. Xigbar and Xaldin were huddled in a corner of the stairway, Xaldin had kept his cool, Xigbar was trying to stop shaking. "Dilan, you said that thing wasnt a monster, that it was human, that it wouldnt chase us like a goddamn rottweiler looking at a chew toy! WHY WAS IT DOING THAT!"

    Xaldin sighed "If you had actually bothered to read the FULL report, Xigbar, then you would have seen that The Beast has human intelligence for the most part...except when in...." Xaldin coughed "...heat."

    Xigbar stood up, and drew his gun on Xaldin "Wait a minute...Are you telling me you havent RTCed because youve been too busy watching FARM PORN!!!! AND THAT'S THE REASON THAT I WAS ALMOST RAPED BY A WARDROBE? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME???!!!!" "Please dont tell the others." "AS IF!!! OF COURSE IM TELLING THEM..." "I've got cameras set up in the woman's quarters too..."

    Xigbar's gun disapeared "Oh well in that case... if you give me all the videos...I might not kill you." "The superior must never know." "not like he's around enough to care anyway...but yeah, I wont tell...just make sure you show up for group meetings and Saix should overlook this..."

    Xigbar walked through the corridor of darkness than trying to forget every horror that he had seen...and holding a brand new DVD.

    (Next time, Play it Again Demyx.)
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 7, 2009 in forum: Archives
  6. ouroborosgeneral
    Profile Post

    Hi how you doing?

    Hi how you doing?
    Profile Post by ouroborosgeneral for KingdomHeartsFanGirl7952, Nov 7, 2009
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    Name:Sudox
    Age:70
    Gender:male

    Power:Basic magic skills, and Master of Acceleration. Able to teleport rapidly for a short period of time while he attacks and he can lessen the power of an opponents physical attacks by slowing them down (only works within a 5 meter radius of his body), His Finisher is known as "System Overload", He accelerates the victim to the point where their body collapses from shock, instant death. This is a last resort for Sudox, because it requires his complete concentration and stillness. Leaving him wide open for attack from another.

    Weapon:White Hickory Cane with Nobody symbol on it

    Bio(yes you need one...):
    In another life, Sudox was a Doctor, a psychiatrist. He held no darkness in his heart and helped many people. Until the strange case of Timothy Tiny. A young man plagued with madness rather than physical plight. He displayed several curious symptoms. Sociopathic tendencies, moving in an odd shufle, an aversion to light, a phobia of keys, and strange moments of lucidity in which he spoke of other worlds and murders that had never happened. One word in particular was spoken... "Roxas". The doctor that Sudox was never found out what was wrong with poor Timothy Tiny, for in their last session his skin peeled off to reveal a shadow version of the good Doctor himself, and it ate his heart.

    Reborn into nothing, Sudox quickly realized that something was missing...something important to understanding the human psyche. What was it? Whatever it was, all that was left of it was a slow steady rhythm that haunted his dreams. Sudox's world had become plauged with madness in his absence, Timothy Tiny was just the start. The strange shadows had multiplied as a rain of hearts showered the night sky. Sudox discovered that he could travel through dark portals to other worlds and superhuman abilities. Upon learning this he vows to find a permanent cure for the madness, using whatever means necessary.

    Personality: Unaware of his status as a Nobody, but still lacking a heart. Sudox has more than his fair share of quirks. He is startled easily and will cast magc when startled. He also sometimes will whack something with his can in an accelerated state, causing things to fall around him. He is inventive, a little bit cranky at times, and has leaps of logic that surprise the people around him. He also makes lots of funny expressions. He sometimes overreacts to a situation and this leads to him getting in trouble. Particularly the methods he takes to try to cure the "Madness" of his world. (i.e. if he sees a giant heartless, he will sneak over, grab a sample, and then run like hell. Or confront someone dangerous over nothing.)

    Catchphrase:I should apply a little force... (Hits something with cane, something bad happens) Too Much Force...TOO MUCH FORCE!!!
    Accent:Old man speak
    Theme/battle song:Nowhere Man
    Appearance:[​IMG]
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. ouroborosgeneral
    I'm not sure if its just me or the player, but I cant full screen any cutscene when I click watch it now and go the Vid player. Is there anything to do about this? Because when you try to watch them on Youtube they lose all their quaility.
    Thread by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 5, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: Feedback & Assistance
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    Escape!

    If its cool I'd like to be leader

    Name: Necro
    Gender:male
    Age: 20
    Power: Probability Manipulation
    Appearance: [​IMG]
    Personality: Necro is sarcastic, cynical, and a bit antisocial. He views the people around him not as comrades but as variables unless they have earned his respect. He always thinks ahead and will do whatever is necessary to keep as many of his fellow escapees alive, for without their powers his probability for survival goes down. He avoids conflict whenever possible and is quick to stop arguments within the group with sharp biting words, or threats.

    History: The only thing Necro remembers before being taken in is a beautiful red haired woman playing the piano. Other than that he has been a prisoner since he was eight. He is a legend among the escapees because of this. The government have sent him on many missions over the years. Most were intel, and a few were high profile assassinations. He is the oldest member of the project, and TSY "Retires" members once they reach the age of 21, due to the degradation of psychic powers with age.

    They were considering making an exception for Necro, due to his track record. But in his last misson, when he tried to manipulate the odds around him, he wound up being seen and left behind a mountain of bodies for a simple intel mission. Since then his power seems to become more and more erratic with each use, and the end results are always either one extreme or the other. A test was performed involving a maze to prove this. Upon activitating his ability in one instance, he easily escaped the death trap without a scratch. The second time his hair turned white from the gas chambers and other traps. The scientists recorded that this bad luck side effect will occur 15% of the time Necro uses his power. Not good.

    Necro knew his odds of survival were going slim, and so manipulated events so that he could escape, freeing a few others so the odds would increase in his chances for survival. Now he finds himself having to not only interact with, but LEAD a ragtag group of psychics. He can no longer rely on odds and luck, but rather people and skill to keep him alive. This scares him more than anything else.

    Other: Has four possesions. A deck of playing cards, A red lighter with A Black Spade drawn on it, a pack of smokes,and and a .42 caliber gun
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Luxord please or Xigbar
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Doomsday Book by James Rollins.
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 5, 2009 in forum: The Playground
  12. ouroborosgeneral
    Ever read Lord of The Flies? That would happen.:guiltygearXpc37::
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 4, 2009 in forum: Debate Corner
  13. ouroborosgeneral
    Xigbar actually interacts with Roxas the most in days (next to saix and axel) He even "tested" roxas at olympus colliseum. Just because he's never mentioned Ven doesnt mean he doesnt see the resemblence...After all he's pretty well informed about the secrets of Organization XIII. Like knowing that it was Saix and Axel who wiped out the C.O. members. And he knows about Xemnas's "imaginary friend" in the room of waking at the Castle that never was

    As for the cutscene, I beat the game and know the general conversation. Xigbar says something like "You couldve looked like anyone, but it had to be HIM didnt it? and the goldfish quote. Xigbar has met Ven, and it sounds like he knew him well. Nomura stated in an interview that Xigbar (as Braig) would appear and possibly be a plot device in birth by sleep. I should probably mention that Ienzo (zexion) is confirmed as well.

    Maybe we can finally see how Xiggy lost that eye of his...
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 4, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
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    Also implies that Xigbar got around a bit when he was Braig if he fought Ven. "Why do you always look at me like I just killed your goldfish?"=lmao
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 4, 2009 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
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    (The idea for this came after the "Find Xaldin" mission in 358 days. A Xigbar story, and takes place sometime after the aforementioned mission. It will go on for at least XII chapters. 1 for every member)


    Chapter 1: Saix doesnt watch Dirty Harry​
    Xigbar was never one to complain about anything. He didnt complain about his ranking in the organization, he didnt complain when half of their number had been wiped out and not one person other than himself found it suspicious, he didnt even complain when he found out that Xemnas, their leader and his former trusted teacher, had in all probability went Nucking Futs.

    The reason for this was because as the Freeshooter he had gone to many worlds, fought many battles, and because of his job as recruiter had met a lot of interesting people. But the real reason was that his job kept him far far away from his old friends...

    So when Saix told him that he was to go to Beast's Castle to have a little "chit chat" with Xaldin....Xigbar complained. "Cant you send anyone else? Anyone?" Saix just closed his eyes, smirked and said "Why Number II? not up to it?" "AS IF! that's not the issue, its just that this is a waste of resources. Send Kiddo or Mullet Head, theyre good at finding people." A sweatdrop on Saix's head. Xigbar raised his hands in the air with faked annoyance "You tried that already huh? "CRAP!"

    Saix just leaned against the wall and said "Xaldin is one of the Organization's top assets. A founding member, an expert in battle, intelligent, calculating, and an expert on corrupting hearts." "If you love him so much why dont you marry him Sailor Moon..." "What?"

    "Nothing, nothing." "He actually is worth more than yourself Xigbar." A twinge of something that was not quite a feeling but more like a memory of a feeling flashed through the hole in Xigbar's eye. Saix continued matter of factly "Let's consider your track record shall we? It was you who hired and vouched for Number XI, and look how well that turned out. You frequently break our rule about staying under the radar by participating in those boorish games at the Coliseum." The twinge was stronger now.

    Saix smirked devishly. "And I imagine the Superior would be quite displeased to discover that his trusted Number II had been spying on him." Xigbar looked at Saix and said sarcastically. "Are you threatening me with nothing Saix? That's adorable. I mean my existence is so important to me and everything. What with the fights I've seen."

    Saix scratched his chin in thought. "Do you mean to say that your death does not frighten you." Xigbar shrugged "As if. I Cant feel fear. Can you say the same? I've seen you too Moony, pining over that gigantic eyesore in the sky....asking it for when its your turn. You want it so bad...that your simulating feelings of need and fear of the unknown. Now me, Well...I'm always battling to the death with heartless or heroes...knowing that any day might be my last..."

    Xigbar got right in Saix's face "So if it were you against me, with me having nothing to lose and you having that fear of the void, you better ask yourself." Xigbar smiled creepily as his yellow eye flashed "Do you feel lucky punk?" Saix backed down a step. "Well? Do ya?"

    Saix was clenching his teeth ready to go berzerk. Xigbar just guffawed and lost his serious face. "Ha! Calm down Moonlight bay, just a joke. Ill go get Dreads, you just stay here and keep acting important." Xigbar put his palm up and summoned a dark corridor. Assuming his fight stance and summoning his weapon he started whistling. The sound faded away with the smoke and darkness. Leaving Saix alone to contemplate what had been said.

    Xigbar had not been fond of any of his fellow founding members. Zexion was a tool, he had tried to warn him that their cause was mad, but did the bookworm listen. HA! as if. Lexaeus had always been duller than a sack of bricks. Not much to talk about. Vexen was...well he was...Vexen.

    Xaldin was the worst of them though. When he was Dilan he had more complexes than Castle Oblivion, and becoming a nobody hadnt helped much. It was up to Xigbar to find out what kept drawing Xaldin to this world and drag him back if necessary. It didnt sound like fun and yet Xigbar wouldnt complain. The end of the corridor loomed showering Xigbar in light. He reloaded his arrowguns and said "Showtime."

    To Be Continued
    Thread by: ouroborosgeneral, Nov 3, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: Archives
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    lol, the ouroboros has been around a while hasn't it? Not surprising since it represents eternity. The serpent that devours its own tail. bwa ha ha ha.

    Anyway everybody thanks for the warm welcome. :cheers:
    Post by: ouroborosgeneral, Oct 30, 2009 in forum: Introductions & Departures
  17. ouroborosgeneral
    Give all the idiots a brand new religion... oh hello neighbor. I was just jamming out to Bad religion. Name's Ouroboros General. The General for short. Nice tah meet ya. Originally came because my ps3 doesnt play ps2 games:nono: and wanted to rewatch KH vids. Particularly the one with Xigbar:guns:

    I write a lot and have big goals. Sort of. Again nice to meet you all.:registro5B15D:
    Thread by: ouroborosgeneral, Oct 28, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: Introductions & Departures