It's not every day that you get to celebrate something as amazing as this. Throughout the ages prophecies have fortold of one person, one GENDERLESS person who will come down upon KHV, and bring it forth unto salvation. Sadly, they haven't come yet. BUT FEAR NOT! For another genderless one is among us! ONE TO WHOM THIS DAY IS UNBELIEVABLY SPECIAL! EXACTLY 1 YEAR AGO, THE GREAT CHRISTHOR WAS BORN. FROM THE TOPS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS TO THE DARK PITS OF HADES HE RAN WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS. FIGHTING GRAMMAR NAZI AND SPAM HATING MODERATOR ALIKE. HE CONQUERED THE NATIONS OF THE INTERNET AND THE GODS THEMSELVES STOOD IN AWE! THE GREEK GODS BAKED HIM MANY SAVOURY FOODS. THE CHRISTIAN GOD BUILT HIM A CASTLE, AND THE NORSE GODS EVEN POPPED DOWN TO GIVE A QUICK HELLO THAT ONE TIME. ALL OF THIS CULMINATED TO PERFECTING THIS ONE DAY. THE ONE DAY THAT SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS CHRISTHORS FIRST BIRTHDAY!
How bout dem voxlis?
[In the eventuality of a fire, please remain calm, sit down and wait ][for death][for me to get help, mmmkay?] <3
[video=youtube;YMt_JyuYryI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMt_JyuYryI&feature=feedu[/video] I notice a lot of people latch onto 1char's dick, and those of you that have... you are nearly as dumb as the people who got tricked by Monk into believing he was good. So allow me to educate you. You've seen Jin hack in his 1v1s but he was already a complete pest before that incident... wanna see something that "never happened" according to Jin? Chris may not have been super top tier, but he was better then one of the most annoying ******s ever to play gunz... 1Char is the archetype for the newgen, talks so much **** and gets slammed down over and over again... never counting his losses only the slim chances he gets a victory in 1v1. Seriously, practically everyone who can be considered a gladiator has dominated 1char's ass. His logic is that of a delusional ******ed child. Throwing a temper tantrum, plugging his ears LALLALA I CANT HEAR U. I "BEATED" U If you ever let this twat best you, he would count those as the only times that mattered even if you 7-0d him right after his "most recent win". Chris on the other hand was chill. He wasnt even talking **** during this match. The replay starts out at him leading at 6-0.. so he lets up, and 1char only sees this as "owning" chris, saying he will beat him 24-6. You can tell that 1char thought he was hot ****, and actually trying by looking at the context of the match Then Chris starts to try some again and 1char says...23-7.. then 22-8... pretty soon 1char is asking "what is wrong with me" as if he should be able to crush chris when its plain as day that Chris is, was and always will be better then him. After the pounding that 1char takes from Lolar, you get to see the famous "LOls this 1v1 didnt count, do u want to rematch, we play a real game ?" To which 1char will say after every. single. loss. he takes, no matter how many times you crush him. Oh and they did rematch... but thats being be posted later. and everyone will be able to see Jins "il play for reals~" TLDR: Today is a GREAT day for the GunZ online gladiator community.
I say, Though I don't enjoy their music, I'm happy for their success and wish them the best. Why must people ruin these songs and promote hate by posting comments like these? Other people are entitled to opinon, and hating someone because you do not agree with their opinion, or because you do not enjoy the music they play is foolishness.
The kitchen staff cant even understand me when I ask for a pasty.
my true name?
Where the **** is everyone?
[First one to guess/say what this is earns my eternal love.] Through Rohan over fen and field where the long grass grows The West Wind comes walking, and all about the wall it goes. "What news from the West, O wandering wind, do you bring to me tonight? Have you seen, Boromir the tall? by moon or by starlight?" "I saw him ride over seven streams, over waters wide and grey; I saw him walk in empty lands Untill he passed away. Into the shadows of the North I saw him then no more. The North Wind may have heard The Horn of the son of Denethor." "O Boromir! From the high walls Westward I look afar. But you came not from the empty lands where no men are." From the mouth of the sea the South Wind flies from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears and at the gate it moans." "What news from the South O, sighing wind do you bring to me at eve? Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve." "Ask not of me where he doth dwell so many bones there lie On the white shores and the dark shores under the stormy sky; So many have passed down Anduin to find the flowing sea. Ask the North Wind news of them the North Wind sends to me!" "O Boromir! Beyond the gate the seaward road runs South, But you came not with the wailing gulls from the grey sea's mouth." "From the Gate of Kings The North Wind rides and past the roaring falls; And clear and cold around the tower its loud horn calls. What news from the North? O mighty wind, Do you bring to me today? What news of Boromir the Bold? For he is long away." "Beneath Amon Hen I heard his cry. There many foes he fought. His cloven shield, his broken sword, they to the water brought. His head so proud his face so fair, his limbs they laid to rest; and Rauros, golden Rauros-falls, bore him upon its breast." "O Boromir! The tower of Guard shall ever Northward gaze To Rauros, golden Rauros-falls, untill the end of days."
[Hi Ienzo.]
[You're all a bunch of idiots. Bloody. Idiots.]?
enjoying the 10 minute loading time?
IT STARES INTO J00R SOUL!
YOU SEE THIS GUY, YEAH THATS JOHN MOTHER****ING CARTER, AKA THE BEST SONGWRITER EVER WHO ALSO TOURED WITH HERMANS HERMITS WELL HE JUST CAME TO MY SCHOOL FOR THE SECOND TIME and I was the only fan there ;_;
[Is inferior to the Jedi Knight series, deal with it.]
We get to play with this thing [video=youtube;gpCquUWqaYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpCquUWqaYw&feature=related[/video]
[ a box of ammo, now you see me, now you're dead]