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  1. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    "So, why are you attacking these people" Jacob said to karchet as he continued to launch lightning out of his hands
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Post

    12/12/12

    The mayan calender has ended a couple times you know, thay just restarted it
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 5, 2009 in forum: Discussion
  3. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    OOC:"Good for you"
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  4. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    OOC: I don't think so, just check the first post, it has all the characters and their collors

    BIC: Jacob launched lightning out towards the lizards."Lightning is the most dangerous element, because I can't stop it after I start it, so don't get in it's way," Jacob said to Karchit.
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  5. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    OOC Were th Jiant bolts caused by Jacob?

    BIC: Jacob landed next to Karchit, looking at him. What an insolent fool, He thoght.He's wasting troops.
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 5, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Jacob saw the huge army of lizards and a small command post. He headed towards the command post where Karchit was
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Jacob saw a large blob in the distance, and flew towards it
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    "Lets go find some action" Jacob said as he used his new lightning ring to make him fly and strted flying in an eastern direction
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    The only problem with that is that Chuck Norris doesn't pick up anyones ****.
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    "We are done faster than i expected" the clerk said as he haned the ring to Jacob
    "Thanks" Jacob said as he handed the man his money and put on the ring, spikes comming out of it, implanting it into his bones, so it wouldn't come off, and so it could take energy from food, and concert to lightning energy."That hurt"Jacob as he waved his hand through the air in pain.
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    then I suggest getting a therapist :)

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    gosh why do you have to flame my thread, I was just trying to have some fun*runs away crying*

    There is no control button on Chuck Norris's computer because he is alaways in control
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    if you can see Chuck norris, you are dead, if you can't see chuck, you have 5 seconds to live
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Chuck norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Chuck Norris destroyed the perodic table of elements because the only element he knows, is suprise
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Apple pays chuck norris 99 cents for every song he buys
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, and you have 5 dollars, he has more money than you
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands. Now their just called the islands
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. DeathKingApocalypse080808
    says you

    Chuck Norris can get a person pregnant just by looking at them
    Post by: DeathKingApocalypse080808, Jun 4, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone