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  1. esakrreh
    Xemnas looked around and saw Namine apparently molesting Riku, Kairi and Marluxia screaming at each other like 6-year-old girls, and Luxord talking to himself.

    "I've said it once, I'll say it again...CURSED FOOLS!!!".
    Post by: esakrreh, May 26, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. esakrreh
    Xemnas found himself hanging in a tree, ten feet from the ground above a rock.
    "Wow. I guess Nothingness IS eternal after all. Stupid Sora..." he said.
    He created a clone and it cut him from the tree with a lightsaber. Xemnas landed perfectly and walked over and was shocked to see Axel.
    "Axel... you're still alive? What the hell is going on?! Is this pugatory or something?".
    Post by: esakrreh, May 26, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  3. esakrreh
    SelfLESS? Yes, he was. As I've said before, if the main character is "naive" and "cheerful" to the point of one suspecting he is mentally damaged, it's not a good thing. In Chain of Memories, it's true that he shuns Donald and Goofy. Maybe because they're idiots. Sora's probably thinking: "Would you please back off of me wiith your constant laughing and hapiness and realize what's happening?! Stop trying to cheer me up for god's sakes! Someone I love is in danger, now you can either shut up and come on or you can sit here f***ing around!". Or something of that nature.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 26, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  4. esakrreh
    He's not too childish in Chain of Memories. I would really like him as a main character if he was like that throughout the Kingdom Hearts series. Kids wouldn't feel alienated by him or anything. In fact, they would probably like him better. And yes, it is probably because of Disney that Square had to soften him and make him really stupid and immature. It's kind of funny in Chain of Memories. He's so much more serious, Donald and Goofy just don't understand him at all. Like: "Sora, you're losing us! You're acting like... a Final Fantasy character!".
    Post by: esakrreh, May 25, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  5. esakrreh
    Exactly. In addition, Chain of Memories' plot is much better than the other two's. The only reason why anyone says otherwise is 1. It's in text, so either they're stupid and just don't like the plot solely for the reason that it's in text, or 2. They cannot properly convey the voices in their minds. In addition, the Re: Chain of Memories cutscenes are great, and to those idiots who say it sucks because Donald, Goofy, and Jiminy are "creepy", and Sora sounds "in his 20's", STFU!
    Post by: esakrreh, May 24, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  6. esakrreh
    Hi, can I join as Xemnas?
    Post by: esakrreh, May 24, 2007 in forum: Retirement Home
  7. esakrreh
    I get what you're saying, DarknessKingdom, but at the same time, Sora hasn't changed IN THE SLIGHTEST. And I have a very large problem with that. However, in Chain of Memories, he's a different person. He's really nothing like KH1 or KH2 Sora. And that's a really good thing. I actually like him in CoM. There are rumors that he'll remember the stuff in CoM, that plus most likely being a year older might make him change a bit... but I don't know...
    Post by: esakrreh, May 24, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  8. esakrreh
    Larxene is NOT attracted to Axel. What she does is simply part of her character. She's kinda flirting kind of not. In any case, she is not capable of feeling attraction. It's just kind of her thing. Every ***** villianess needs to be like that. She's a good vilianess but nothing more.

    Oh, and by the way, there are a total of 0 gay PAIRINGS in the Kingdom Hearts series.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 22, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD I.5 ReMIX
  9. esakrreh
    ...The only reason that scene exists is to prove to everyone that Sora is on drugs...
    Post by: esakrreh, May 22, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  10. esakrreh
    EVERY central character in Square Enix games is below 25, so that's a pretty young age by my book. I guess I see that killing Cloud might be more acceptable than killing Sora by movie standards, but in video games and anime it's kind of different. I'm sure they'll die for a very good reason and will be relatively happy when they check out.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 22, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. esakrreh
    Exactly. I think it would be an excellent ending to the KH series.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 22, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. esakrreh
    "When I saw that I actually really bad because I fight that we'd see him in the next or later games"

    ...What?
    Post by: esakrreh, May 21, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  13. esakrreh
    Nice.

    ANYWAYS, I think that Sora and Kairi will die together, at a pretty young age before they get the chance to settle down at all. That'll probably be the ending of the Kingdom Hearts series. I don't think Nomura would be afraid to do such a thing. I mean, KH1's end was pretty depressing... and they would most likely die happy. And I would be happy too XD.

    But if they did live, they would probably name him Riku or some something stupid like that. If it was a girl... I dunno, Namine?
    Post by: esakrreh, May 21, 2007 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. esakrreh
    Roxas thought he had a life and a meaning and an existence. It turns out that not only has he never been real, or whole, but everyone he's known has been a mere replica of their actual selves. All of the people that he's come to know and all the people he loves are every bit as fake as him. His life is a large pile of ****. Also, I feel really bad for Lexaeus. He wasn't evil, not even close. Apparently he was something of a hero in his life. He did what he did in Organization XIII because he no longer had a heart, and had lost the sense of what is right and what is wrong. Lexaeus gave that ****head brat Riku what he deserved bv pounding him into the ceiling, but was then killed. Then, this is the worst part, Riku snikers. I wanted to tear the son of a *****'s lungs out and turn is smirking pretty boy face into ground meat.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 20, 2007 in forum: General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts
  15. esakrreh
    I think Leon, Yuffie and Aerith all have brown eyes, though maybe Aerith's are green... anyway, why are so many people's eyes blue in this game? Sora, Riku AND Kairi all have blue eyes (and, of course, Namine and Roxas do as well). What gives?
    Post by: esakrreh, May 20, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  16. esakrreh
    Here's an entry from my FAQ on Xigbar (Not all of it is this bad, I thought he was really easy).

    Xigbar
    After this slew of cutscenes when you find out that Ansem is Riku and the real
    Ansem is Christopher Lee. Anyway, when the fight starts, you'll see yourself
    through this sniper's eyes. When he zooms in on you, press triangle
    repeatedly. The fight is pretty easy and simple now, just beat him up and use
    limit breaks. When you get down to the last two health bars, under no
    circumstances should you use magic, unless in an extreme emergency. When he
    puts you on a small platform, use a limit break because you can't harm him or
    stop the rain of lasers, however, you should wait until he says: "Let's see
    how you dance" to use the limit break. He might take a try or two, but once
    you get the timing, he's cake.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 19, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts Help
  17. esakrreh
    The closest thing Sora did to making me laugh was when I was giggling uncontrollably, frothing from the mouth as I had a stroke after he said: "That's not true!" after XH said: "Darkness is the heart's true essence". That line was so horribly delivered...

    The reason why Sora handles all this so well? HE'S ******ED!
    Post by: esakrreh, May 19, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  18. esakrreh
    *sigh* NO! That's not what anyone is trying to say at all! If I say that he should be a little bit smarter and more like Cloud, everybody automatically goes into all of this "that would be too dark/what did you expect, Master Chief?" bull****. I, FOR ONE, DO NOT WANT A ******ED MAIN CHARACTER! And I agree, Kairi is pretty useless and pointless in KH2. If I was Sora I would've gone after Tifa anyway...
    Post by: esakrreh, May 19, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  19. esakrreh
    ...That's it. I don't even care anymore. Nakaki is a great character. He's smart and tough, but he's also a nice guy. He's probably the best male character in FF7, and tied for the best character in FF7 (the other being Tifa). Sora is an annoying little dip****. There. I said it. That's what I think.
    Post by: esakrreh, May 18, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  20. esakrreh
    1. Miyu Irino does NOT sound 22.

    2. He is about Osment's age

    3. He is much more talented than Osment. I actually like Sora in CoM. In KH1 and 2 (especially 1), Osment is stroke-inducing.

    In addition, Sora doesn't have to be brooding and pissed off. He should be like Nakaki in FF7. Nakaki is 15-16, and while it points out that he is really smart and mature for his age, why can't Sora be the same? Nakaki is not a dark character, he's smart and determined, but he doesn't cuss, and he isn't intensely demented or violent like Vincent (though I like Vincent). Most of all, Nakaki doesn't brood like Cloud, Squall or Vincent. He'd be the perfect protagonist for Kingdom Hearts, actually (if he wasn't a wolf and wasn't a central character in FF7).
    Post by: esakrreh, May 18, 2007 in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX