*is dead but comes back to life* Oh dear lord... ^_^ YOU STILL GOT IT, GIRL!!! It took me nearly a whole hour to read it because I was laughing the whole time and then had to go drink some water and eat some chips and drink more water and read again. XD and you're still going on the premise of Luxy crushing over Xiggy. Will he ever score? ................Uh, I mean, will he and Xigbar be really good friends. Hehehehee *hides under desk.*
*LE GASP* You've lost your insomniacism! Oh noes! XD Yesh, Berserk Mode rocks hardcore. :D
I know I had the next chapter of OMG Organization XIII and Silent Hill ready, because it took longer than expected but... my dang nephews got into my account and deleted some of my files... OMG O.XIII and SH was one of them... I hate sharing a computer with them, little demons. ANYWAY! To fill the void of lost hardwork and humor I put into the 2nd chapter, I've been hiding THIS in my email drafts... wasn't sure if I wanted to do it or not but... my friend Alicia-Oneesan has inspired me to go on. and I will rewrite the 2nd chapter to OMG O.XIII and SH soon. Enough of the long rant, I present to you... The Adventures of Saix and Yuffie! (This was also inspired by the Final Fantasy Flash movies of Cactuar and Tonberry. XD) (-----------------------------) Flow 1 Silence is Golden... Ignorance is Bliss. The day was just like any other day. Peaceful. Quiet. Serene. Number VII, The Luna Diviner; Saix, was just sitting on a couch, wearing dark blue-framed glasses and dressed in his usual attire of the Organization cloak, reading... pfft... a Sailor Moon Manga. XD "Sailor Moon does it again... what a complete ditz..." mumbled Saix. The silence was very much appreciated for him... too appreciated. There was a tiny speck of impending doom in the back of his mind that tells him the silence wouldn't last but he got rid of that tiny speck and continued reading... just when something clinged around his neck from behind. Saix + Glomping + Yuffie + Tarnished Rep = ...Mass Insanity. Entering Berserk Mode in 15 seconds... "Yuffie..." he began calmly, saying her name with every ounce of venom a Black Mamba could muster. "What... are you doing?" Said Ninja Girl twirled from behind him to his right side and he was pretty much out of his comfort zone now. Yuffied grinned and Saix could have sworn he saw Demyx in place of Yuffie. "Hiya Sai-chan!" Entering Berserk Mode in 10 seconds... "..." Oh how he hated that nickname. No one else calls him by that name other than... well... he didn't want to say. Yuffie then asked, while jumping up and down, "Lemme read the manga! Lemme read the manga!" Was this girl hyped up on sugar again? Saix closed his eyes and heaved a long sigh. "No." "Why not?" Entering Berserk Mode in 5 seconds... GAWD, how many times did he have to say it? "Because... you, and I quote Vexen: Are mentally challenged and you are also a Kleptomaniac to the highest degree." Yuffie tilted her head to the side, confused, but a big smile spread across her face. "Do you have a cookie?" Berserk Mode initiated. Saix lost all rational thought with that question and shoved the manga in her hands. "FINE! GO AHEAD!!! TAKE THE FLIPPIN MANGA!!!" He stomped out of the room to kill one of Yuffie's Vincent plushies. "YAAAYYEEE!!!" Squealed Yuffie, a very Jurassic Park T-Rex-like roar coming from the other room was heard, followed by the sounds of tearing fabric. Yuffie flipped through the manga when the phone rang. She answered. "Hello, this is Yuffie, if you're selling cookies and other sugar-loaded products, read off the prices and I'll-" In a blur of black and blue, Saix snatched the phone out of Yuffie's hands and bopped her over the head with it. "How many times do I have to address to you that you should NEVER answer the phone! People will know we're living together!" "What's wrong with us living together?" she asked, like it was just a normal thing that a Klepto Ninja and a Berserk Nobody were living together... if you could call it normal. Saix bopped her over the head with the phone again, second times a charm. That one actually hurt. "Hey! You can't hit me! I'm a girl!" she wined. L.D. smirked. "Sometimes I wonder." #Is that you VII?# Saix froze at hearing the deep, commanding voice on the phone. He glared at Yuffie, mouthing 'Don't say a word' and talked in the phone. "Superior... uh... yeah..." #How are you faring?# "Just spankin dandy, Sir!" came the sarcastic reply. #Well I have an assignment for you. You are to--# "HIYA MANSE---!!!" Yuffie yelled but was cut off as Saix lashed his arm out like a snake and threw her across the room. "King of Fighters; Vice's Dacide Move, woot woot!" he said, very out of charatcer but... this whole thing is screwy. #VII...# Saix regained composure and talked in the phone again. "I apologize Superior, I was just throwing a few things around." #All right. Your assigment... You are to retrieve a special stone from some ruins.# "The location?" #...Kansas City, Missouri.# Saix did a double-take. "Excuse me???" #Uht... I mean... The Zanarkand Ruins in Spira.# "How will I know where I find it?" #Aren't you housing a kleptomanic ninja with you--# Saix punched a hole in a nearby wall as Xemnas continued to talk and Yuffie playing with the Sailor moon manga as if it was an airplane. She was even making swooshing sounds. The Luna Diviner finally calmed and put the phone up to his ear. "All right, fine. I'll take the case." #Good, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law.# "What was that, Superior?" #...Nothing. Good luck with your klepto girlfrie--# Saix slammed the phone down on the receiver numerous times while yelling, "D*** YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD, XEMNAS! D*** YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD!!!" "Aww, does Sai-chan need a hug?" Yuffie held out her arms and Saix glared at her, shaking his head. "I really don't like you." He grabbed Claymore off the wall and opened a corridor of darkness. Yuffie bounced up behind him. "Where ya goin?" "I'M going to Zanarkand, YOU'RE going to stay here and make me a sandwich." He disappeared and Yuffie picked up her shuriken from the wall and smirked. "Three... two... one..." The portal opened again and Saix stuck his head through. "Okay, fine. You're coming along too you little fairy." "SWEET! ADVENTURE TIME!!!" She shrieked and tackled hugged Saix. (---------------------) And now, I shall hide behind a wall to avoid the mass amounts of bricks and other blunt objects thrown at me for doing this. ^_^
"Well... rest up, find the bad guys, defeat the bad guys, save the worlds from total oblivion caused by a bunch of misunderstood villains with oepiedus (Sp?) complexes... or we can skip the first step and charge blindly into battle like we've been doing." Tifa suggested, taking off her gloves and checking her nails. Elsewhere, Saix had portaled to the Great Maw, otherwise, the place where a lot of Heartless were invading Hollow Bastion, which they were actually renacting scenes from Braveheart, Star Wars Episode trilogy and The Lord of the Rings trilogy. "I remember this all too well... the Heartless renacting scenes from Braveheart, Star Wars Episode trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy... Marvelous... Now then, we need to devise another plan since Namine's memory powers are doing us more good than bad... or... more bad than good."
Shelke had created a shield to protect herself and Zexion from the blast. Zexion was injured from the assault Shelke made and if it weren't for Shelke putting up the barrier, he would've been done for. "Saving your own illusion? How noble." "I thought I told you to shut up."
"Yes please... so that I can stick it in your eye or better yet... mess up your gravity-defying hair, flippin hedgehog." she said, it was either sarcasm or a threat. She was too exhausted with what's happened so... "and don't test me... I am a little bit moody and..." Saix popped his head out of a portal. "and Larxene-ish." and disappeared again. "Thank you!"
Tifa glared at Axel, stomping her foot and crossing her arms. "I was not! He just happened to be there... like a towel... or a telephone poll, and I was emotionally distraught and the fact that he saved me from getting gutted by Seph because of Rosso doesn't add to the conspiring anomally that I may have feelings for him but that was just the stuck in the moment thing and am in no way..." her eyes were like swirls. "Oh dear, I've gone twisted." @_@
Tifa stared at Cloud then leaned close to him with a seductive smile on her face. "Cloud..." She then grabbed the collar of his shirt and began slapping him. "WHAT IN FINAL FANTASY X-2 WAS UP WITH YOU?!!??! YOU WERE COMPLETELY INFATAUTED WITH SEPH AND... AND... JUST REALLY OVER EXAGGERATELY EMO MORE THAN YOU LET ON!!! OMIGAWD, JUST BE NORMAL!!!" She was panting then dropped Cloud who had many hand prints on his face. "Ah, I feel better now." :D
YAAAAAYYYY!!! Welcome back! augh, you missed so much... naw, I kid, I kid. Everything's pretty much the same since you left.... I think... >.> *cough* ...SO! Glad to have ya back. ^_^ my fellow authoress of Organization XIII silliness.
Tifa smacked her forehead and pointed at Saix, who was eating yet another sea salt ice cream. "ARE YOU GUYS BLIND?!!? THERE'S A BAD GUY RIGHT HERE!!!" Saix gaped at Tifa and shook his head, glaring. "You snitch." Tifa: :D L.D. opened a portal and disappeared, but not before giving her a warning. "Your time will come, Lockheart... just like Rosso... wait a minute... OH SH--" he was gone. Tifa blinked in confusion and shrugged. "Um... now what?"
Shelke turned invisible and reappeared behind Zexion, holding her sabers around his neck. "You're taking this too far, I'm going to dismiss you if you don't do it right." Zexion rolled his eyes. "Well sorrry, master." She pressed the sabers against his neck. "Don't call me that, I'm still in disguise." Zexion grabbed her wrists then flipped her over, she turned invisible again and backflipped towards a wall. She kicked off of it to launch herself at Zexion and did an all out assault on him, all that was visible were her sabers.
Tifa came back into the scene, seeing Saix eat another sea salt ice cream, so he's distracted now. "Cloud! Snap out of it! Sephiroth is gone! Or I swear on Shiva's skankily clad self I will strike you down." "Empty threat." Saix said, pointing his ice cream at Tifa then going back to eating it. Tifa glared. 'Insensitive jerk.'
OOC: Sephy's dead? *blink* wow... just... *blink* wow... BIC: Saix stood there in disbelief then slapped himself. Tifa held up a giant foam finger that said 'WOOT!' on it. "Well... that sucks... gee... umm... so... let the killing begin." "You're a heartless son of a--" "Language Lockheart. Square Enix and Disney didn't team up to create a game full of foul language and death." "But Seph's dead..." "....I'm gonna kill you." "EEP!!!" Tifa took off running and Saix didn't even bother to chase her. "Hehe, that'll get rid of her for a while."
Sure will. ^_^ I've been having the idea of what I want for a while now and it will rock. on or after june 19, I'll let ya'll know how it was like. But like no-reality_allowed said, they don't hurt unless you get the tattoo over a spot on your body with little or no fat......like where the bone basically is. And my sis told me how the needle felt like on her foot... she said it was like poking her, but since it was a bee tattoo... she was poked many times, they even included the - - - - - - - beelines in swirls from the bee. so yeah... poked many times. XD
I guess they got bored and wanted to rearrange the letters in their names just for the heck of it. XD Otherwise we wouldn't have Mansex, SueAxel and all the other ones to laugh at. Lol.
O_O Holy Mansex! XD
O.O Wow. A whole year. They're gonna have to say something about it eventually. I bet they'll say it at the same time. Both: .............so, about my/your bellybutton. XDDD
Cha, I'm hoping I do. Then I'll freak my parents out even more but, it's my choice and they will have come around eventually... after the first week... they always do. When my sis got her tongue and belly button pierced, they were like "...oookkkaaayyy..." For a week then they were fine. XD
Yep! ^_^ That's neat. Well after this tattoo, I might get another one for christmas. But I'll see how the first one goes. tra la la...
Tifa held onto to Saix tighter as if he was a Cloud plushie. "No... he couldn't... I don't believe it!" Saix has had it. He grabbed Tifa's neck, yanked her off of him and held her up. "Listen, Tifa. Denial is unhealthly and it's making you look more like a Cloud-stalker than you let on... and you're making me mad when you cry and get all emotional. I really hate that. It is a sign of weakness. One of the many reasons why I gave in to the darkness. You are an independent woman who is a martial arts master and pretty... uhh... Yeah. You didn't hear that last bit but you can do better." "...Never." L.D. sighed in frustration. Tifa was very persistent, determined and an emotional wreck. That is a bad mix. Pretty soon she'll loose all rational thought and... "I apologize." He let her go and she fell to the ground, holding her neck and coughing. She was about to get up to fight him but he stepped on her stomach. "You're getting irrational... you're too emotional... you fight me, you die. It's as simple as that. Or do you have a death wish? ...or maybe I should pull the Ace Attorney card like I did with Rosso."
