Every single Battlefield: Bad Company trailer = EPIC WINAGE!
207: Walk up to random strangers and ask "Would you like to taste some of my smoked meat log?"
OoC: Lol, I feel left out. Sidoh is still waiting for Carbuncle's reply and Koi's the major obstacle for Just right now. I hope Snake/Sidoh can come back in soon.
Think of it like this. Sora wa asleep for a year, righr? 365 days? Roxas lived in the virtual Twilight Town for 5 days. That leaves 360. Roxas was part of the Org for 358 days. That leaves 2 days where Roxas was rogue from the Org, hence the 'over 2' part. See? The title is merely a reference to how many days Roxas was in the Org & the 2 days he spent rogue until Riku found him.
*cue insane Light/Repliku laugh* OMFG, that was hilarious! Now I have some backstory for her in Kh-Vids.DeathNote
Ok guys, Pyro worked it out with me. Sudden cast changes ftw! ILoveRiku is Near, Absol is Mello and Pyro is Mikami. Does that sound fair? ... Not that it'll matter until about 2050 -_-'
Yayz! I felt that overall chapter 6 was my weakest, though. Wasn't as funny as the others. I'm sorry about the character discrepancies. How about this for a plan - ILoveRiku is Near, Pyro is Mello & Absol is Matt. Sound fair?
Sorry about that, but Pyro makes more sense as ICSP's successor. ICSP himself picked Pyro. Tell you what, pick any other character and you can be them.
A/N: I'm sorry this took so long. I was finding it difficult to get around to writing this chapter. Just so you know, Pyro is Near and Absol is Mello. Not that it'll matter until much later :p. Pika, now that I've cast you as Matsuda I feel a bit regretful. I really like Matsuda, but he isn't very useful during the main part of the series. But BUGGER THAT, I'm writing Matsuda's (and by extension, Pika's) part BIGGER! NOBODY CAN STOP ME, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chapter 6: Unravelling. The five investigation team members stared at the young man in front of them. As they looked, he scratched the top of his left foot with the sole of his right. He was barefoot. Their gazes travelled up. He was dressed in a rumpled Organization XIII coat. His left arm hung limp by his side, a DS Lite dangling from his grip. He scratched his black hair with his free hand, his wide, dead eyes staring at the investigating team. Dark shadow under his eyes suggested that he hadn’t slept in days. “’Sup,†the young man said sleepily. “Uh... is L here?†Neku asked hesitantly. “I am L,†the young man said without any hint of sarcasm. “Uh, I’m Neku,†Neku introduced himself, holding up his badge, an authorization from the police similar to the ones the others carried. “I’m Pika_power,†Pika continued. L eyed him as if he recognized him. “Daxma.†“Soranspartanti.†“The Darkness Grows Within.†All five watched with rapt attention as L’s hand slowly rose to point towards them. “BANG!†L yelled. The five members stared in total silence at L’s finger gun. The stylus from his DS was poking out of his fist like the barrel of the gun. Neku raised a questioning eyebrow. “If I were Kira, I could have killed you there and then,†L explained, “I’d like you to make sure that you don’t needlessly give away your names in the future.†L beckoned them to the living room, “Come, have a seat. Oh, and please throw away your cell phones.†“... what? Are you saying our phones are bugged?†Daxma interjected. L looked over his shoulder at Daxma, “No, I just hate it when phones ring while I’m talking. I get seriously PO’d.†L shot Daxma with another finger-stylus-gun. Neku and Pika exchanged a quizzical look and followed L. There was another collective ‘wtf?’ moment as L sat on the chair – but instead of sitting crouched like some sort of gigantic parrot. L dragged a steaming cup of coffee towards him and picked up the sugar bag. Instead of the small amounts people usually have, he held a monstrous thing that looked ready to be dropped into a third world village. Without a word, L upended it into the coffee. Now with a small brown mountain of soaked sugar poking out of the surface of his coffee, L took a sip and stared over the rim at the rest of the task force. “So, um, L...†Pika began. “Hmm, and from now on I’d like you to stop calling me L. It’s ‘ICSP’ from now on, just to be safe.†“Wait a sec, ICSP? So that’s why you looked at me like that!†Pika exclaimed. “Good work, Pika, you’re just as intelligent in person,†ICSP replied. “Anyway, I was thinking,†Pika said, “what if we altered the information that was being posted, like changing the usernames of spammers and troublemakers so that they would be safe?†ICSP shook his head, “No, that won’t work. If that happens, innocent members will die. You see, I know Kira. He’s childlike and hates to lose.†“What do you base that on?†Soranspartanti asked, curious. “Well,†ICSP explained, “it’s because I’m also childlike and I hate to lose.†Ignoring the ‘wtf’ looks of the task force members, ICSP continued, “When the fake L challenged Kira on TV, Kira killed him without hesitation. Ever since I announced that I knew where he was, he made sure that his next victims were members that he was sure lived in North America, as if to say; ‘What’re you going to do about it?’ Kira could kill petty members or even innocents, justifying it as those who hide evildoers being the evil ones.†“Well, what are we going to do about it?†The Darkness Grows Within asked. “I suggest that we make another announcement,†ICSP relayed, “to inform the public that we have drafted 1,500 agents to the Kira case, all of them coming to North America. Kira will feel cornered, and have to react in some way...†“So, let’s recap,†ICSP said, “Kira is acting alone, he needs a username to kill someone, and he can manipulate a person’s actions before they die.†ICSP reached into his pocket and pulled out a marker. He popped the cap and to many more ‘wtf’ looks from the members began to write on the coffee table. “December 14th and December 19th,†ICSP muttered, writing the dates on the varnished wood, “The agents first arrived on the 14th, and Kira began to manipulate his victim’s actions on December 19th. Sometime between those dates Kira must have discovered the presence of the agents.†ICSP paused for a moment to think, “He must have conducted tests to find a way he could learn their usernames undetected...†XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “ACHOOO!†Repliku sneezed. The shotgun-like cloud of mucus sprayed through the air. Thankfully, I phased out of existence while it passed through me. “What was that about?†I asked. “When you sneeze randomly, it means that someone is talking about you,†Repliku explained. “Anyway, as I was obviously just saying,†Repliku continued, “I made sure that every agent received the same file to cover my tracks, and I was most active between the 19th and the 27th.†XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “Why the hell would you cut there?†ICSP was arguing with the cameraman, “Is this Repliku’s way to edge in more screen time?†“JUST KEEP WITH THE SCENE, YOU AMATEUR!†the cameraman screamed. ICSP rolled his eyes and turned back to his stunned fellow cast-members, “So, between the 19th and the 27th, Kira killed 23 victims. However, these ones had committed less serious crimes. In order to shake us off, he used people that would make it more difficult to determine who he is or what he’s after. Kira left eight days for them to investigate him before he put his experiments into practice. This means that Kira has to be one of the people being investigated between the 14th and the 19th...†ICSP produced the case files from the investigators, “I’d like you to look over these, if you could.†“This should be easy,†Pika commented, “Not many people with access to mod information were being investigated between those dates. I think we should split up into two groups and retrace their steps.†“Good idea,†Neku complimented. He looked at ICSP,†ICSP... if you hate losing, does showing your face mean that you’ve lost?†ICSP nodded, “Since twelve investigators are dead and I’ve shown my face then yes, I have lost the battle. But I will not lose the war. If I could, I’d like to speak with each of you one-on-one in a moment. The team nodded. ICSP stood and walked to the window. If only I had just one definite clue, ICSP thought. If there’s even one hole in my plan, this could all be for nothing, Repliku thought in unison. Just one clue. Just one hole... And it’ll all be over... The two managed to think in unison. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “I wonder if two extremely intelligent men are thinking about me right now,†Amber wondered to herself. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “I’m safe, I’m sure of it,†Repliku said to himself, “Even though the busjacking was risky, no one could suspect that I can kill in another way besides heart attacks.†“Repliku!†Shiki called from downstairs, “Stop being an antisocial arse and bring your father a change of clothes!†XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The place Firekeyblade was going that day, Amber thought as the walked along the street, Four people dies of heart attacks in that area before the busjacking. Kira can kill people without using heart attacks... I just know it... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Gragh, why does dad have his phone off? Is the investigation team having another Rock Band party? Repliku thought. He was standing in the reception area of the building where Neku worked. Leaning over the desk was a woman. “I need to speak with someone on the Kira case, it’s urgent!†Amber insisted. “I’m sorry, there’s nobody here,†the receptionist replied apologetically. “I have important information regarding the case,†Amber said desperately. Whack The Frog? Repliku thought, What could she possibly know? Amber began to leave. Repliku caught up with her. “Hey,†Repliku introduced himself, “I’m Repliku, Neku’s my dad and he’s in charge of the case. I can call him for you, but his cell phone is off right now.†“Hello,†Amber replied shortly. “Is it ok if I take a message for him?†Repliku asked, pulling out a sheet of the Kh-vids.DeathNote and a pen, “What’s your username?†“... Cherry,†Amber replied, “I think that Kira can control people’s actions before they die, and that he can kill by other means than heart attacks. My roommate was on the bus when it was jacked, and I think that she met Ka personally. I think that Kira staged the busjacking to get information on her. Firekeyblade told me that she showed her ID to someone on the bus.†Repliku forced himself to stay calm – at least outwardly, “There’s value to that theory. From what you’ve told me, I’m almost certain that the person Firekeyblade met was indeed Kira.†Repliku walked along the street beside ‘Cherry’, his mind in turmoil. It was lucky that I managed to talk to her before she went to the police. It seems that there’s a god on my side after all... and not just a shinigami.
These rules make me happy that I watch Fullmetal Alchemist :D 1. Ed's friend Winry fixes his automail and is an implied lover. The most she really does is get really upset at how he puts himself in danger. Ed's brother Al is not 'bad' and has only ever fought with him once. 2. Ed's only great ability is his ability to transmute without a circle. 3. Nope. When Ed gets his ass kicked, it gets kicked GOOD! 4.... Yeah, I noticed that. Then again, there's a bit of a racism subplot in FMA anyway. 5. Winry's strong, and I will admit that she's captured (by a crazed serial killer no less). Closest thing was when Roy came to town looking for the brothers and she had to lead them to them. 6. All three 'boobed' characters (Winry, Sloth and Lust) have realistically-sized breasts. 7. Closest I can think of is Roy, Ed fought him once when he was pissed off and the Fuhrer called a draw. I don't recall Roy ever doing anything but make fun of or help the Elrics. 8. ... Ed has a good heart, and holds the law of Equivilent Exchange like a shield. He never 'converts' any evil characters, though. Lust and Wrath end up helping him, but only out of spite against Dante. I don't know about Scar, seems Scar sort of changed sides by himself because of the parallels between the Elrics and his brother. 9. Sounds like Scar to me. Either that or Greed... 10. True. 11. Ed is connected because he created Sloth. Scar is connected because his brother created Lust. THat's just about it.
Light: And it seems we have some mail from the mailbox. Mail: Your show sucks. *attached picture fo sender* Light: I believe my co-host Teru Mikami has my reply prepared. Mikami: *sees real name from photo* DELETE! *slashes Death Note with pen* Light: Just as planned. Blue: *generic dog sounds* Mikami: DELETE! *slash*
OoC: I know. Sidoh's voice is epic win. I also like; "But I want my notebook baaack!" in a really whiny voice. His VA is pitch-perfect. Too bad he was in so few episodes.
Sidoh phased through the door of Diary's room. He stood in front of her. "Hi, my name's Sidoh," Sidoh introduced himself, "Can I have my notebook back please?"
OoC: Awww, bye Xaale. IC: Why wait for so long? Snake thought, If he does have it then he'd have let me go look for it now. 5:00 leaves him plenty of time to hide it, if he does actually have it. "Sure, that's fine," Snake said. The bell rang, signifying the approach of class time. "I'll see you guys around," Snake said, standing up and grabbing his bag. As other students hurried off, Snake joined the crowd. Unknown to any human present, there was a being watching them. A stocky figure, its head wrapped in bandages. Surruptitiously, it snagged a piece of chocolate from the pocket of a student and ate it. "Where did I leave my notebook?" Sidoh asked himself, "I bet Ryuk stole it again. That would be so like him." Sidoh looked around. Hundreds of names and lifespans hovered in the room. The shinigami flew slowly through the air. He checked his robes for his Death Note. "Aha!" Sidoh exclaimed as he found his Death Note tangled in his robe. He pulled it out, but fumbled it. The notebook slipped from his hands. It landed in someone's bag. Sidoh let out a frustrated whine. The Death Note was part of the human world now. He would have to follow the girl until she picked up the notebook and ask her for it back. Still grumbling, Sidoh read the name above her head. "Destiny Hazard..." Sidoh read aloud.
OoC: Heh, all three of them are total liars. IC: He's offering to let me look? Snake thought, This has to be a trap. If I refuse, it'll make me seem suspicious, but if I accept he'll have hidden it somewhere and he'll be cleared of suspicion. Snake glanced at Diary, Who's side is she on? Snake made up his mind. "Thank's I'd like to take a look for it," Snake replied to Just. He turned to Diary, "It's this black notebook I bought from a joke shop but lost yesterday. You can't miss it, it's jet-black with a white title." No need to tell her it's a Death Note or that it has instructions... Snake thought.
OoC: It's ok, I know what it's like to have no ideas *pats shoulder* By the way, about Advent's idea. I think second Death Note could drop, but more would just be silly. The shinigami must be Sidoh! He was epic win XD IC: I swear, Snake thought, either I've cracked and become paranoid or everyone in this school has. Why is Diary asking about the notebook? Does she know about it? "I lost something," Snake replied, "And I was asking Just if he'd seen it around." Snake glanced sideways at Just. In his minds eye, everything froze. Just's hair and eyes turned blood red, while Snake's turned deep blue and Diary's purple. Three people asking about the same thing, Snake thought, This'll be interesting.
There's only one person who can stop this madman. And he is! *turns around* ... It's just a cardboard box... *box is thrown off* OLD SNAAAAKE! Old Snake: Sounds like the perfect job for me. Your machine's days are numbered! Old Snake will have it dismantled in no time. If you're REALLY unlucky, you might run into another friend of mine... Raiden: I am lightning. The rain transformed. *lightning strikes* Get out of that one!
I'd use... MAH DETH NOWT!
I feel sorry for Light, but only after watching how pathetic he was in epsidode 37. Before that, I truly hated him. He was an utter ******. He killed innocent people just because they got in his way. He simply used Misa for her Shinigami Eyes, and after Mello managed to steal the Death Note he lashed out at her even though she was trying to help. She loved him more than anything, and in the end he just threw her aside in favour of Takada. So, I feel sorry for Misa. Then, when Takada is kidnapped and left cold, alone and scared, Light kills her. So I feel sorry for Takada. He got rid of those two women wo loved him in exchange for Mikami, who in the end he blamed for his own failings. L was just about his only friend and he had him killed without a second thought. Finally, when the game was up he tried to twist into his favour the last person who ever believed in his innocence - Matsuda. Light was so obviously sick and corrupted that the mild-mannered Matsuda forgot about justice and tried to kill him. On Soichiro's deathbed, Light tried to get his dad to write down Mello's name. We all feel for his dad, and we're glad that Light managed to trick Soichiro's Shinigami Eyes. His dad died believing in his innocence. The end of episode 37, however, shows Light's remorse. Running away from Near, he reflects on the day he discovered the notebook. Every day since he'd become more twisted and evil, killing for his sick sense of justice. Finally, Light collapses alone in a warehouse to breathe his last. After being shot, he calls for Misa and Takada, realising with cold clarity that if he hadn't shunned them then things might not have turned out so badly. Finally, the last person who was even close to his ally - Ryuk - writes down his name. As Light dies, he sees L standing over him, mocking him. Because in the end, Light didn't defeat L. L defeated Light. The whole series had been L against Light, even after his death. L lived on in spirit through his successors. Light had no one to live on through, no one close to him, no one he trusted. He was alone. As Light dies, he realises this. Finally, he dies, but not as Kira. He dies as Light Yagami.
Rofl. I swear, I will shoot the man that came up with the idea of that crappy intro.Or find out his name >_>
