Oh no! Raiden fainted. Raiden, return! Raiden returns. Liquid Ocelot, I choose you! Liquid Ocelot arrives. Liquid Ocelot triggers Old Snake's anger. Liquid Ocelot and Old Snake use Metal Gear Solid 1. Liquid Ocelot becomes Liquid Snake! Old Snake becomes Solid Snake! Solid Snake uses CQC throw on Inuyasha. The attack was not very effective. Liquid Snake uses British Accent on James Hetfield. The attack was very effective. James Hetfield is dumbfounded!
(Oh damn, I forgot that the iPod only protected Snake :p) Hah! Joke's on you! Remember that Raiden got a defense boost from Rememberance! Raiden is still alive! Old Snake used Pep Talk. "You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness." Raiden is no longer stunned! Raiden uses I Am Lightning. Lightning strikes Lucario.
Critical damage triggered a FOXDIE attack in Snake. He is paralyzed. No! SNAAAAAAAKE! Item: Effect: iPod: Snake Eater. As long as Snake Eater is playing on Snake's iPod, the effects of restorative items are increased! As an added bonus, it drowns out any other song directed at Snake! Old Snake used Syringe. The FOXDIE attack has been stopped. Raiden used Rememberance. Raiden remembers the first time me met his fiance, Rosemary. The move was super-effective! Raiden's defense has gone way up!
(What is a strange coincidence is that Lucario and Snake have already met in Super Smash Bros. Brawl) Oh no! Lucario's power just went up! What do we do? Old Snake used Stun Grenade. The attack was super-effective. Richard Cuomo is stunned! Raiden used Duel. Lucario and Raiden are now duelling. Neither can attack or be attacked by anyone other than the membersm of the duel.
Lucario used Sexy pose! The attack was super-effective! No! Snake, Raiden, stop staring at him! Item: Restorative: Playboy Used Playboy magazine on Snake! His Psyche is now restored, and no longer stunned! Old Snake used Pep Talk. Raiden is no longer stunned. Together now! Attack Lucario and destroy him! Old Snake used Grenade. Raiden used Rapid Slash. The attack was super-effective.
Looks like Snake can't do this alone... *throws pokeball* Raiden, I choose you! Raiden, use your Breakdance move! Raiden uses his Breakdance move on Lucario. The attack was super-effective. Lucario has now been served. Old Snake, follow up with a Barrage attack! Old Snake uses an M4 Barrage. The attack was not very effective.
Phil Ken Sebben: HA HA! Multiple Entendre! Old Snake! Use your Dash attack! Old Snake uses his Dash Punch on Entei. The attack was super-effective.
OLD SNAKE! USE YOUR AWESOME ATTACK! Old Snake used CQC Raichu fainted. Now, Old Snake, use your Ration move! Old Snake used Ration. Magikarp is healed! Magikarp is healed! Lol, three-way... sounds so dirty,...
If you're feeling down, just look at this thread. Here are many people, people you probably have never met in real life. But these people don't want you do leave, because you're a great part of this community. With you gone, who would there be to object? Who would catch Kira? Who would light up our days with Phoenix Wright sprites? Lots of people respect you.
Just remember, I gave you an Old Snake for backup. It knows Kung Fu!
Here Pika_power, I've got a special one just for you! *throws Pika_power a cardboard box* OLD SNAKE, I CHOOSE YOU!
Last time, on Kh-vids.DeathNote “Neku, it was you who shot L!” Repliku exclaimed. “That’s right! It was I!” “I’m not sure we’re thinking this through, Repliku,” L said into the cell phone. “But I love you!” Repliku yelled down the line. “Repliku, I think I’m pregnant, and Paladin is the father!” CTR admitted. “Repliku, I’m pregnant, and L is the father!” “Repliku, I’m pregnant, and Neku is the father!” “As soon as we began to suspect a student, the pacing of the killings changed...” “Repliku, I’m pregnant, and Pika_power is the- “No way in hell! “... Ok, I made that last one up...” “HOLD IT!” Repliku yelled, cutting the flashback, “Did any of that stuff actually happen?” “Back to the matter at hand,” I said, trying to steer the conversation back, “Are you going to accept the deal or not?” Repliku made himself look awesome and emo by hiding his eyes under the fringe of his hair, “This deal...” I leaned closer, “Is....?” “... Out of the question.” I did an anime fall-down. “THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF WAITING UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER!?” I screamed in his ear. Repliku shrugged, “I like screwing with you.” “But don’t you want to know your stalker’s name?” I asked angrily. “I want to be the god of a new worl-forum,” Repliku replied, “And I plan to do so for a very long time. I don’t want to give you half my lifespan for some stupid eyes.” Repliku sat down on his bed, “But then again, maybe I could get some wings. Flying around like you do would be pretty godlike.” I hugged by black-feathered wing, “Heck nu! You’d have to give me two thirds for Flappy!” Repliku rolled his eyes, “I was joking. Anyway, if I started to barter for wings and eyes I may as well end up a shinigami myself.” “Wait a sec, we’re going with shinigami?” I asked. “Yeah, so?” “Well, we’ve changed the location to North America and all the characters are Kh-vids.net members,” I explained, “So can’t we at least change shinigami to something else?” “Why are you asking me?” Repliku shot back, “You’re the one writing this gay fanfiction!” I gave an exaggerated sniff, as if about to cry, and walked over to the phone. “What are you doing now?” Repliku wondered as I picked up the phone and dialled. “Calling an abstract builder,” I explained, “We need someone to fix our Fourth Wall.” XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “Nuuuuuu!” L yelled. “What, did you lose at Apollo Justice?” TwilightNight asked. “No!” L replied angrily, pocketing his DS, “and how dare you suggest that! I just received word that the author is abridging this episode!” “Impossible!” TwilightNight argued, “He doesn’t have that kind of power!” “He does, actually,” said a new voice. L turned away from his computer to notice a dark figure behind him. “Who the PH are you and how’d you get in here?” L asked irritably. The figure lit a cigarette and stepped into the soft light of the computer monitor. “Your security really sucks,” croaked Old Snake. L raised an eyebrow – not that you’d notice considering his hair was covering his eyes and the darkness made it impossible to make out his features. “And just whom are you?” L asked. Old Snake took a long puff of his cigarette and stored it in his portable ashtray. There was an odd sound as his OctoCamo reverted from the same colour and texture of the room’s walls to dark blue. “Paladin sent me to tell you,” Old Snake explained, “That his internet bandwidth is almost completely dead, so there’s no way in hell he can watch episode 4 and parody it here.” “Why’d he send you?” “He’s an MGS4 freak right now,” Old Snake explained. “Anyway, he remembers the bus scene – because he’s still laughing at the pathetic live-action counterpart – so he’ll do that as normal.” “But there might be some important plot development before that!” L insisted. Old Snake laughed, but it turned into a cough. He held up a finger to wait a minute, drawing a syringe from his pocket and jabbing it into the side of his neck. Once the syringe was empty, Snake shook his head and pocketed the syringe. “What the hell was that?” L asked curiously. “Heroin,” Old Snake replied, completely straight-faced. He removed the Solid Eye and rubbed the scarred left side of his face. “Oh, I see,” L said angrily, “He’s forgotten the rest of the episode, so he’s just filling in space with this crap.” “Don’t you just love it?” Old Snake said sarcastically, taking a swig of Regain from his item window, “You think you’ve got it bad being parodied in a fanfiction, I have to make this cameo here AND get brutally shot multiple times in MGS4 just because he doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘stealth’.” “I DON’T CARE!” thundered L, “GET OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I FALCON KICK YO ARSE! I’m going to turn around. When I turn back, you had better be gone...” L turned around. L turned back. Old Snake was gone... or was he? Sitting in the centre of the empty room was... A cardboard box. L sighed and, rolling his eyes, kicked the box with a bare foot. “Get out you freaky old man,” L ordered. L pulled the box off of Old Snake and threw it away. Old Snake looked up, startled at his discovery. A red exclamation mark flashed above his head. A warning sound blared throughout the room. “How did you see through the box?” Old Snake muttered wondrously. L rolled his eyes. “I’m L,” he explained exasperatedly, “It’s my job to figure things out.” “I bet you wouldn’t last ten seconds on a battlefield,” Old Snake grumbled as he stood up, the old man desperately wanting something to rub in the younger man’s face. “Whatever,” L brushed aside the comment. The two men stared at each other for a long moment. L found himself entranced by Old Snake’s appearance. Bandanna, eyepatch, moustache, mullet... Was this man trying to bring back the 80’s? “So...” L said finally, “Still doing filler, are we?” Old Snake muttered the affirmative. “Snake?” L asked, “What was really in that syringe?” “Suppressor nanomachines,” Old Snake explained, “I have a deadly virus within me called FOXDIE that’s slowly killing me, and in three months it’ll have mutated so much it will cause a global pandemic.” “That’s rough buddy,” was all L had to say. “You know, I’ve dealt with a deadly virus before.” “Really?” Old Snake asked. He pulled a chair out of hammerspace and sat down. “Ever seen L: Change the WorLd?” L asked, pulling out his own hammerspace chair. “It was a spinoff from the live-action movies because I’m so popular. I have 23 days to save the world from a deadly virus.” “’Course I have,” Old Snake grumbled, “Otacon won’t shut the hell up about Death Note. You know he designed Metal Gear to be bipedal just because he’s such a freaky otaku?” “Wait, did you say nanomachines?” L suddenly remembered. “Yeah,” Old Snake confirmed, “What about them?” “Nanomachine technology hasn’t advanced to that point yet!” “Yeah, well, I come from 2014,” Old Snake explained with a completely straight face. L raised an eyebrow. “Wait a second!” L exclaimed, forming an idea, “If you came back in time to talk to me, you can go back in time and stop Kira from-“ “SNAKE!” a voice rumbled, “YOU CAN’T DO THAT! YOU’LL CHANGE THE FUTURE... YOU’LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!” L looked around, startled, “WTF was that?” Old Snake shrugged, “You’d get it if you’ve played Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.” XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “Why do I get the feeling that someone, somewhere, was just wasting a lot of time and space?” Repliku asked me, suddenly looking up from the Kh-vids.DeathNote. “No reason,” I said hastily, hiding my Macbook. Product placement for the win! “Anyway, I have a Super Special Awesome-“ Repliku began. He stopped because my fork jabbed him in the side of the neck. “ARGH, WTFBBQ?” Repliku screamed. I waved my fork threateningly. “Don’t take LittleKuriboh jokes!” I warned, “If you do that, a puppy dies.” “Like when Kaiba smiles?” “WHAT THE PH DID I JUST SAY?” XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Another time-lapse later, Repliku was standing at a bus-stop with his girlfriend. I, of course, was busy making life hell for everyone around me. Finally, the bus stopped and the three of us were let on – I just phased through the side of the bus, but it was still stopped when I got on. Repliku’s girlfriend was blathering on as usual with women, but I was more interested in the fact that Repliku’s happy stalker had got on the bus as well. I sat on the back seat and played PSP. May God damn your soul, Sephiroth! The bus stopped yet again. A man in a jacket with his hands in his pockets got on, looking very inconspicuous – read, obvious. He pulled a gun and started jabbering about going to Space Land and weird stuff like that. The bus driver complied with the demands and Repliku pulled out a scrap of paper. He wrote on it and handed the piece of paper to his girlfriend. Stay calm. I’ll capture him and take the gun. His girlfriend looked at him like he was nuts, and so did his stalker. The man leaned forward to Repliku. “Don’t do anything you’ll regret,” he said, “I can do it. I have my own gun.” “Why should I trust you?” Repliku said coolly, “You might be his secret accomplice.” Repliku seemed almost too calm... The stalker sighed and produced an ID. “Here. I’m an investigator, you can trust me.” Username... Username... Firekeyblade... Repliku dropped the scrap of paper. He leaned over to pick it back up... “What do you think you’re doing!?” the bus-jacker demanded. Repliku was silent. The man stormed up and picked up the scrap of paper. He read it, laughing. “We’ll see about that-“ He gasped in horror, looking at the back of the bus. “YOU!” he screamed, “YOU IN THE BACK SEAT! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE!?” I looked around and pointed at myself, “Me? You can see me?” “GRAAAGH!” the jacker screamed and fired at me. The bullet phased through me chest. “Ooh, that tickled,” I chuckled. The jacker emptied his gun at me. The final bullet hit me right between the eyes, with awesome bullet-tracking CG accompaniment. I stuck out my tongue at him. The back window of the bus had been blown out. The jacker raced away from me to the front of the bus. “STOP HERE!” he ordered and jumped out. Right in the path of an oncoming car. The car slammed into him, killing him instantly. The bus passengers slowly debarked. Repliku’s girlfriend hugged his shoulder, apparently unsuspicious at how unperturbed her boyfriend had been with an armed jacker on the bus. Thelightisgone, Repliku recited mentally,attempts to hijack a bus at 10:25 am. He sees something that scares him and empties his gun at it. He gets out of the bus and is hit by a car, dying at 10:31 am. “Are you alright?” Firekeyblade asked. Repliku nodded. “I’m part of a team of investigators brought in,” Firekeyblade explained, “I’m afraid I was tailing you as you were a suspect. I can see now that there’s no way you could have been guilty. Goodbye.” Mwuhahahahahahaha, just as planned, Repliku gloated inwardly. “I HEARD THAT!” I threatened, eye twitching. Author's Note: Damn, I hate that I can't watch Death Note! By the way, the live-action bus-jacking is hilarious. The camera tracks a CG bullet as it hits Ryuk in the head, and it's such a cheap attempt at badass that it's funny. Oh, and when the car hits him at the end, he goes flying like he's a feather or something. For those who don't get the MGS3 joke (i.e. all of you). MGS3 is a prequel to the series set in the 1960'0. At some points you can attempt to kill characters that are important later in the series. If you do that you get an instant game over screen. While in the screen, the voice of your support will boom, "Snake, you can't do that! You'll change the future... you'll create a time paradox!"
OoC: RoflcopterDemitryx, your Mello makes me laugh. By the way, does anyone have the faintest clue how Ryuk managed to find Light? Because he just turns up and no further questions are asked. And he's currently following Snake when Morgan has the Death Note. >_< IC: Light stopped in the second-floor corridor. To their left was a plain wooden door with a distorted glass pane set in the top that let them see the vague outline of the room inside but nothing else. Painted on the pane were the words "Principal L/Ryuzaki". Well well well, if it isn't L, Ryuk thought. "The principal is just through here," Light told the group, "L will speak to you now." What would he be like, Snake wondered. Light turned the handle, the door slowly creaking open. Sitting behind the principal's desk was... Nothing? "Ryuzaki," Light said, "Why are you on the couch when the kids are supposed to see you?" Snake heard the rustling of this L - or Ryuzaki - guy sitting up on the couch. The piece of furniture was currently out of sight. "Go on, Ryuzaki doesn't bite," Light encouraged. He shephearded the group in. And finally, Snake laid eyes on the legendary L, the greatest detective in the world, a pure genius...
*insane light laugh* EPIC WINAGE!
"Right," Light began as the group entered the building, "You'll be sleeping in the dormitories just across the grounds there. Classes start at 9am and continue until 3:30pm. You refer to your teachers as 'sir' or 'miss', or if they so choose, their name. The principal will assign you your rooms and timetables." I wonder what this L guy looks like, Snake thought. His head shuffled through a large series of mental images. He glanced around the building as Light led them further, checking out the architecture. It looked a bit like an old private school, with carvings and old stonework making it look like some item from a museum rather than a livable space. Snake started and almost fell over. Staring at him from a perch next to a gargoyle was a hideous creature. Its limbs were ridiculously lanky, giving it the body shape of some sort of deformed monkey. It's head looked like it was sewn on to the rest of it's body, deathly gray flesh ending at it's neck and a row of stitches. It's mouth was twisted in a permenant grin, sharp teeth aplenty. It's bulging red eyes watched him knowingly. Scraggly, black-feathered wings sprouted from its shoulders. "What's wrong?" Light asked Snake, looking back over his shoulder. "N-nothing," Snake replied, "I just tripped." The group moved on. Ryuk stayed on his perch, thinking. The boy had obviously found his Death Note, since he had been able to see him. He didn't appear to have it on him, though, unless he had put it in his bag, which was likely. As Ryuk took off, he remembered what else he'd seen and the familiar voice he'd heard. Little Light Yagami a teacher, eh? He thought, Wouldn't it be interesting if you got another Death Note? Ryuk swooped off after the group, This will be so interesting... OoC: There we have it, a central plot and the appearance of Ryuk.
1/10 Sorry, I have NEVER seen you around before. Either that or I have and forgotten about it -_-'
OoC: I don't know if Mello actually acts like that, but if he does then he is epic win in my eyes. :D IC: Come on, be calm. He looks too old to be a student here, so if he's a teacher he can hardly bite my head off for talking. He didn't mess with the guy who had just arrived, so this was probably another teacher. Wait... if he was heading the way he thought he was heading... "Are you Mr. Yagami?" Snake asked the brown-haired teenager that had just arrived. "Call me Light," Light replied, "I supposed you're one of the students here?" Snake nodded. Taken two steps and he'd already seen an emo notebook and met a chain-smoker and an insane blonde. "Come with me, I'll take the rest of you to see L," Light said, "So, what's your name?" "Watari said that we shouldn't give out real names." "So do you have another name in mind?" Snake is such a ******ed alias, why did I think of it? "No." Save With that, Snake followed Light back towards the school gates. "So, who were those guys?" Snake asked. "Mello and Matt?" Light answered, "They don't bite. Though Mello may be behind a few explosions. Matt ususally plays video games and doesn't bother people unless they bother him. He'd likely get you with second-hand smoke before anything else." "So... this L guy..." Snake continued, as if worried Light would stop answering questions, "Who's L? Is he as good as everyone says he is?" "Even better," Light replied, "I even worked with him on a few cases. I'm one of the few before he started this academy to know what he looked like." "So, is he one of those big, stocky detectives that wear coats and solve crimes in the rain?" Snake asked, half-jokingly but also a direct question about his appearance. Light suppressed a smile and said knowingly, "I don't think he'll look quite the way you expect." Snake was left alone with that infuriating tidbit as Light had led him back to the gates. Light got everyone's attention. "Welcome to the academy, new students!" Light announced, "I'm your vice principal Light Yagami and I will answer any of your questions about the school on the way, as I will now take you to see the principal - L." As Light turned and led the students into the main building, Watari ghosted through the crowd to appear at his shoulder. "Do you think it wise to divulge your real name?" Watari whispered. "The odds of another Death Note appearing at this school are astronomical," Light explained quietly, "But since I learned from L never to take chances, I'll psyche profile these kids while they're talking to L. Presuming L does as well, we'd have a solid defense. If any of these students obtained a Death Note, they'd soon realise that just about everyone here uses a false name. Nobdy besides the staff know that I'm using my real name, so as far as they know it's an alias like any other. However, if the bearer of the Death Note were stupid enough to kill me anyway, we'd soon find out who based on the evidence both L and I will obtain today." "A simple 'yes' would have sufficed," Watari muttered and ghosted away.
OoC: I must warn you, I cannot even begin to fathom the insane psyche that is Light Yagami o_O IC:Light was on his way to the school gates to meet the new students when he came across a curious scene. A student he had never seen before was talking nervously to Mello and Matt, the former occupying himself with his usual agressive assault on chocolate. "Mello? Matt? Who's this?" Light asked.
OoC: Nothing, except Snake saw the Death Note drop, read the rules and put it back. Then he ran into Mello and Matt talking. If you don't want Light, that's ok, I'll play the insane little man myself -_-'. I didn't plan for this to be so fast! RA and Demitryx are on at the same time with one-line posts, of course it's fast! o_O
Snake found the snap of chocolate breaking immensely disturbing. Normally, a person eating chocolate would simply be someone who was hungry - or had a sweet tooth. This guy made chocolate-eating seem like assault with menaces. "H-hi," Snake stuttered, "I'm a new bathroom here, I was going to the student, wait that came out wrong..."
