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Since I haven't posted in a while, I'll remind everyone who I am. I'm Vanger , a Samurai nobody who wants to take over the Organization. Additionally, he has created his own division of Berserker, Sorcerer, and Samurai nobodies that obey his every command.:D

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Let me try again. The scene is The World That Never Was(In specifics, Castle That Never Was) This is taking place before the events of KH CoM...
Marluxia: "Okay so I think we should build a really big, cool castle-"
Axel: With lots of spikes!!!"
Demyx:"ROCK ON!!!"
Larxene:"Shut up!!!"
Marluxia:"Anyway, we could use this castle for research..."
Vexen:"I love research!! Let's have a basement!!!"
(Some murmur in agreement)
Xemn as:"Yes...We shall ponder this...TO THE CHAMBER OF PONDERING!!!!!!!!!"
Xigbar:"You know, man, you could just call it the kitchen. That's what it is. I mean-"
Xemnas:"NO THAT IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!! Now I'll open up a dark portal and-"
Xigbar:"And another thing, you don't need to open up a dark portal. I mean, the door is right there. Six feet away."
(Xigbar points to the door)
Xemnas:"I AM THE LEADER AND I WILL DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!"
Xigmar:"Okay, man, whatever. We'll go this way, you go that way."
Xemnas:"Alright. Here I go...(10 second pause) So, no one wants to come?"
Xigbar:"Just go, man!!!"
Xemnas:"DON'T RUSH ME!!!...I'm gathering Dark Energy..."
Xigbar:"Whatever, man."
(They all go through the door (except for Xemnas), but don't find Xemnas)
( 5 minutes later, Xemnas comes into the room through a dark portal)
Xemnas:"See I'm here!"
Xigbar:"It's been 5 minutes!"
Xemnas:"Yeah,well the Darkness is... getting bad reception..."
Xigbar:"What?! I- ... never mind."
(20 minutes later)
Xemnas:"We are back!!!"
Xigbar:"Dude, I think they can see that."
Xemnas:" SHUT UP!!! Anyway, we have decided that the castle will be built."
Marluxia:"Thank-"
Demyx:"ROCK ON!!!!"
( Demyx slides before the rest of the Organization holding his Sitar.)
( They begin to build the castle, but Xemnas does nothing)
Xemnas:"Okay, lay it over there..."
(Still, Xemnas does nothing)
Xigbar:"Come on man, you're not doing anything. And why are you dancing?"
Xemnas:"What?! No, I can't hear you over my iPod!"
Xigbar:"IPod?! You know what, forget it."
Xemnas:"Numa Numa Yei......"
Later...
Xemnas:"Whew! I'm so tired! Let's go inside for some Slurpees."
Inside...
Xemnas:"Hmmm, I can't seem to find the Slurpee machine... Vexen where's the Slurpee machine?"
Vexen:"We don't have a slurpee machine."
Xemnas:"WHAT?! Hmm... you can make ice can't you?"
Vexen:"Yes, but not Slurpee ice."
Xemnas:"But you can make ice?"
Vexen:"Well, yes, but-"
Xemnas:"DO IT!!"
Vexen:"All right..."
(3 minutes later)
Xemnas:"Hmm...This won't do."
(Obviously it won't do, as it's a block of ice with a straw in it, so he smashes it on the ground. As he walks away he says)
Xemnas:"Vexen, clean that up."
In the other room...
(Zexion is quietly playing PS2)
Xemnas:"ZEXION!!! Go to 7-11 and pick us up some Slurpees!"
Zexion:"But I'm playing Kingdom Hearts 2!!!"
Xemnas:"Go now!!! Ooh and get me a bendy straw!"
Zexion:"Fine!!"
(But it wasn't fine. Zexion stood up and threw the controller so that smashed through the screen of the TV and became lodged there, the proceeded to leave for Xemnas's Slurpees.)
Xemnas:"Hmm...I think the TV might be broken. Vexen! Come clean this up!!! Vexen?"
(20 seconds earlier)
(Vexen hears Xemnas calling him to clean something else up, opens up a Dark Portal and throws himself through it.)
(10 minutes later)
Zexion:"...I'm back."
Xemnas:"What took so long?! Now I'm not thirsty anymore. Hmph."
(Zexion now throws the Slurpee at Xemnas)
Xemnas:"Vexen! Come clean this up!!!"
This is the end of Chapter 1.:D Hope you enjoyed it!!!
I should have Chapter 2 up in 5 days to a week.:D

nvm yo people bore me