"Oh yes, if I recall the flash originated from Zexion's room. I tried looking for him, but he couln't be found. I just concluded he was out with Vexen or Lexeaus. Those three always seem to be hanging around one another. Even when we were human, they were always seen together. Perhaps they have some sort of experiment in the process." pondered Xemnas.
"Must we always be so violent? I know we all lack hearts, but we could at least pretend to get along." Xemnas preached. "Speaking of lacking, where are the other members?"
"Thank you Number IX, you are dismissed. And no, I have not seen Roxas. Have you tried following his dog around? I'm sure he'll take you to him if you give him enough time."
"I would appreciate it if you would make pillows for the chairs in the throne room. They are just so tall and uncomfortable." Number I complained
"I have no idea." Xemnas answered. "It appears that i've been rambling on and on all day. No matter what I do I cannot stop myself. Suprisingly, I've gotten used to it and don't mind it very much. Even now I'm getting slight enjoyment out of rambling on and on. And you never answered my question: Can you sew?"
"And I have you know Siax and I are the closest people can be without having to be actual friends." Xemnas informed, jumping out of Axel's range of fire. "I only hang around him because of his hair color. It's just so blue. I want hair like that, but it dyed it once and it didn't come out the right way."
Oh yeah, I'm right there with ya!
"Oh, Axel you are quite the prankster. You can't possibly expect me to believe that Roxas is a Siberian Husky from Siberia. I am number I and am far too intelligent to fall for that. Incedently, do you know how to sew?" Xemnas asked.
"Axel, there you are. Have you seen Roxas by any chance?" the superior questioned. "I wanted to yell at him about his new pet. I don't mind the pet and am not even upset about it, I just need to yell at Roxas to assert my athority as leader. Also, please let go of my cloak Xaldin. You are going to wrinkle it and I just had it cleaned and pressed by Saix."
"Mansex you say?" Xemnas answered in response to Xaldin. "I suppose my name does anagram into that. I wonder what your name would anagram into given the chance. Anyway, have you seen Roxas's new dog? It's a Siberian Husky and very adorable. He has a wristband like Roxas's and reminds me of checkers. Xaldin, would you like to play?"
"Where are you going?" Xemnas scoffed. "Very well, I will challege Marluxia, wherever he is." With that, he headed to the garden.
"Hmm, those wristbands remind me of Roxas... and of checkers. I bet he made them for you, even more proof that you are his pet. Wait a moment, why did I come here? Oh yes... checkers. Go and fectch Roxas! I wish to challenge him to a game!" the superior exclamied.
'This husky has somehow managed to summon the Keyblade.' Xemnas thought. "Ah, the Keyblade. What a marvelous weapon it is. Wait, Roxas is the only one in the Organization to use a Keyblade! I understand perfectly now. You are Roxas's pet; the weapon in your mouth makes it perfectly clear. Very well, I shall allow you to stay, but Roxas will be responsible for your care. Now be a good boy and take me to your master." Xemnas ordered.
'Hey isn't that the dog from before?' Xemnas thought. "Why are you in my castle? I bet Axel let you in, didn't he? Ah, that Axel's always causing trouble." He looked back at the husky who hadn't turned away from the poster. "Ah, yes, Struggling. I remember how Roxas would go on and on about whatever this is. By any chance, have you seen him? Oh, what do you know? You're just a Siberian Husky. An adorble Siberian Husky, but still a Siberian Husky non the less. Perhaps Axel knows of the boy's location.' he pondered before exiting.
After watching the antics of all of his subordinates and failing to find Zexion or Vexen, Xemnas had gone to his rather large throne room. Thankfully, he had the forsight to make the room sound proof. 'Now that think about it, this throne is pretty hard. Maybe I should go in search of pillows to ease the pain. But I don't think we have any extras. Roxas looks like he can sew. I shall persuade him to make me some." Xemnas leapt from his seat and went in search for Roxas (still not knowing he was the dog).
Xemnas became annoyed at Demyx's antics and summoned his Aerial Blades to make quick work of the Dancers. "Don't try that again number IX. Zexion, what is going on here? I've been ranting on and on about the most meaningless things! I can't stand it and I know I'm doing, but I can't stop!" he whined uncharacteristically. OOC: this is my last post for the night, i'll be back on tomorrow.
"How dare you speak to your superior that way! Why I shall-" Xemnas noticed a water clone out of the corner of his eye. "Why do insist on calling those annoying things 'clones'? They look nothing like you and aren't even that dangerous. At least summon your Dancer Nobodies, they kill you with the power of dance! Ah, dancing. I remember when I was human I used to love to dance..."
"Room VI, room V, ah, room IV." Xemnas mumbled knocking on the scientist's door. "Why did I use Roman numerals to assign our ranks? They are nice looking. What if someone else becomes a Nobody? Would we have to change our name t Orginization XIV? I'm pretty sure we would." Xemnas continued on like thi until he realized that no one was coming to answer the door. "Bumbling baffoon won't even come to the door. Well, I suppose Zexion is better than nothing." As the head of the Orginization began turning down the hall, he couldn't help but notice the sound of music and gunshots in the distance. "Zexion will have to wait, for now I must go and scold Demyx for playing that blasted sitar so early in the morning, as well as that idiot Xigbar by blasting my floors!"
Xemnas was going about his day as usual in the Castle That Never Was. Today was it was turn to do the breakfast dishes left over from that morning. "Wow, I can't believe how dirty these dishes are. I mean, come on, how much food do we need to eat anyway? Do Nobodies even have to eat? Ew, what is that on Xigbar's plate? He's so weird. Can't believe I worked with him for so long." The leader mused aloud. "That's odd; I can't recall ever caring about such things... Ooh, a dog!" he gasped noticong Roxas. "What is a dog doing here? Are you a Nobody dog? How does a dog become a Nobody? If this dog is a Nobody, does that mean it has a Heartless somewhere?" he pondered to himself. The dog began to bark, but Xemnas was too distracted to pay it much attention. "Perhaps Vexen will know the answer." he sighed, exiting the kitchen and leaving the Nobody dog behind.
i'm so ready for this, can't wait to begin
