http://ps3.qj.net/Rumor-God-of-War-III-for-the-PS3-out-by-2009-/pg/49/aid/112188 http://www.joystiq.com/2008/01/23/rumor-god-of-war-iii-waits-until-christmas-2009/ http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3163790 lol, athough it's just rumours, both GoWs seem to have a release date for Christmas 2009.
lol, part 2. This one's a bit longer, but that means more characters. Enjoy 8D Warning: Some parts of this story might make you want to gag, barf, stab your eyes or/and kill yourself. Parental Guidance is advised. ----------------------------- Rosey: Oh…it’s just you GX.. Ghettoxenmas: What do you mean just me?! Is that anyway to talk to your boy!? You tha most beautiful G-to-tha-izzirl in tha world. I really really love you wittall mah heart. Rosey: What the hell? You’re not my boyfriend!....And what In heaven did you say?! GX: That’s not what my home boys are saying, they’re saying me and you are real close like. Like we is soul mates and all! Rosey: And what home boys told you that? GX: ….Tummer Rosey: I’ll kill that meddling twirp! But not right now…Yo why you all up in ma biznezz anyway??.......Oh god! Rosey quickly turned around and walked away from GX. GX: Girl, you trippin’! Rosey: I know I’m not acting strange and all! She tripped on a book and fell flat on her face GX: Well no I actually went you were gonna trip on th--- Rosey: yeah yeah I got that…Ow…How did that book get there anyway… ------------------------ Laurence_Fox: Ahhh, there’s nothing better than a good brain teaser every now and then. Let’s see…’Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totaling $27. The bellboy has $2, totaling $29. Where is the remaining dollar?’………………………………..……………………………………………OH SCREW YOU YOU STUPID THING! ---------------------------------- The door bell rang. Ris: Coming! The door bell rang again Ris: Coming!!! And the door bell rang yet again Ris: I SAID I’M COMING WOULD YOU STOP RINGING THE DAMN DOOR BELL!?!? Ris opened the door only to find Xaldin pushing the door bell button several times over and over and over again. Xaldin: Wow this is such an amazing invention! I mean who would have thought that they’d record a voice of a man saying ‘DING DONG’ and play it when you press this button! Ris: Uhm..Xaldin, that’s no— Xaldin: Omg! Is that what they call…a ‘door’? ...It’s more amazing than the descriptions in my dad’s stories. Xaldin pushed Ris aside, examined the door, then just cheerfully ran inside Ris: ...You’d think he lives in a cave or something. Shadowjak: … Ris: Is that you SJ? Merry Christmas! Shadowjak: Merry Christmas? Ah, isn't it nice, just picture the scene, it's Christmas Eve, you've wrapped all your presents, you've got some time to kill until the festivities start later that night, you decide to take a nice wander around the shops to soak up the atmosphere. And all those god awful songs playing over and over in supermarkets, sentimental rubbish like Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, and You better not shout, you better not cry... sung at the rate of about 1 word per minute.. Oh, and you can't even get into the supermarket in the first place without having to push past some idiot dressed up as Santa Claus, standing next to some stereo that's also belting out nauseating "music" and holding out a bucket into which you're supposed to contribute money for some ill-specified worthy cause. Yeah, Merry Bloody Christmas. Ris:…Atleast you’ve got your ranting health --------------------------- Rat: Man I’m bored…There’s nothing to do around here. Libre: I brought some movies if you want…We could watch them in the other room Rat: …What kind of movies? Libre: The adult kind. *wink wink* Rat: Oh those are my favorite kind! --------- Mish: So anyway like I said I was having a foursome… HB: Wasn’t it kinda crowded? Mish: Well it kinda was. Some of us were sweating and all, and my BF was kinda pushing a little hard. HB: …That’s so hot. Mish: And we had trouble putting our hands and legs in the right places, we didn’t want to ruin the mood. HB: Well yeah that’s understandable. Mish: But wow, it came to a point where nobody could move! We were just so tired from doing it for so long. HB: wow… Mish: And that’s the night I played Twister with 3 other people! HB: You’re hot Mish: What? HB: Oh nothing…. Darkandroid: Has anyone seen Lisbeth?!? I can’t find her! Cocohints: Why hello there Spitfire. Long time no see. Spitfire: Wow just look it that body! And that chest! You’re one to behold you are. I’ve never seen someone as hot as you. Cocohints: Aww well thank you Spity. Well I have a confession I lo--- Spitfire: What?? Noooo, I’m talking about myself. I’m so hot! Rosey: Well wow, looks like everybody’s here…I think. Rosey suddenly heard noise coming from the fireplace. Then saw some sand drop on the fire and putting it out. After that a huge figure dropped down on the burned wood in the fireplace, and spread dust in front of Rosey. Could this be the famous Santa? Well either that or a dumb burglar. Rosey: Who…who are you? ???: Ho ho ho! Soku: I’m scared! Someone hold me. He was about to reach for CtR when he was suddenly hugged by Roxma. Soku:…Should’ve seen that coming… ???: *cough cough* stupid dust. Moodkip: Whatever it is my pokemon will stop it! Pikachu, go! Said Moodkip as he threw a pebble at the mysterious person. ???: Ow! Rosey: Wait…You’re TCO! TCO: *coughs* Sorry about that guys, hope I didn’t scare anyone… Tummer: I wet my pants.... Darky looked at Tummer’s pants and then looked at his. Darky: Yeah…You wet my pants too man… Rosey: Why the hell didn’t you use the front door you idiot!? Mysterious Voice: Still lovely as ever aren’t we Rose? Rosey’s recognized that voice. It was none other than her boyfriend, the person she’s been anticipating to see for about 7 hours now. She turned around and without even looking at his face she gave him a romantic hug, holding him tight and putting her head on his chest. Rosey: Oh..You have no idea how much I missed you. I love you. Mysterious Person: You have no idea how much I missed you.. I love the way you say, "I Love You”… Rosey: I just love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you’re with me right now…I was so lonely. Why are you late… Mysterious Person: Well I was sending you a surprise through TCO. But he seems to have messed it up. Rosey: Oh, it’s just amazing having you here with me, I didn’t need any surprises. I love you so much VGN….My love for you burns with the intensity of a 1000 suns. VGN: Love is such the greatest feeling ever, if only this could last forever. Rosey: If only… I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice and the way that we touch. I love your warm smile and your kind, thoughtful way, the joy that you bring to my life every day. I love you today as I have from the start, and I'll love you forever. With all of my heart. VGN: When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you...you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." Rosey: Oh..VirGin…I..I— VGN: Sshhh..No more. Arc: Thank you! VGN: I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it's an illusion, it's fake, impossible to find. But the day I met you, I began to see, that love is real, and exists in me. Spitfire: Oh god… VGN looked at Rosey with his sparkly brown eyes, and then just kissed her on the lips, and the kiss lasted pretty long. While everybody else in the room was just watching them. Hissora: I think I’m gonna barf… Cocohints: Aww..I think it’s romantic. Hissora: No really I think I’m gonna barf…Gotta find the bathroom! nRa: Oh Lithium, remember when we used to kiss like that? Everyone that was looking at Rosey and VGN turned their attention to nRa and lithium while gasping in shock. Lithium: Yeah..Betsy and Nathalie were both great kissers. What ever happened to them? nRa: I heard Nathalie died…. Lithium: Oh how sad… Arc: Ok false alarm people, turn your attention to the lovers here now. Rosey: I've made a vow, to no one but you. I pledge my love to forever be true. I'll take care of you and treat you right. I'll lay beside you all through the night. VGN: For you I would climb the highest mountain peak. Swim the deepest ocean your love I do seek. For you I would cross the rivers most wide. Walk the hottest desert sand to have you by my side. For you are the one who makes me whole, you've captured my heart and touched my soul. For you are the one. For you I’d cr---- TCO: Hi guys!...Having fun?? Rosey: Uhm… TCO: Oh Rosey, a secret admirer sent you these flowers by the way! *wink wink* TCO handed the bouquet of worn down flowers and an empty box of chocolate. VGN: Yeah….God job TCO. TCO: Anytime! Rosey: Well that killed the mood…Ok everyone, time for dinner! EVERYONE SIT NOW! I WORKED TOO HARD TO MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS DINNER A SUCCESS AND NOBODY’S GONNA RUIN IT FOR ME! Everyone quickly ran to the table and sat down, there was enough room for everybody. VGN: *sniff* I love that woman. In front of everyone was a box with some pizza in it. Rosey: Pizzas?!!? Mish I told you to return those pizzas! Mish: No I specifically remember you telling me to buy the pizzas, and trick the pizza delivery person into thinking we’re having a party here, also shutting the door on her, then you said I looked hot. Rosey rubbed her forehead, thought a little, then said. Rosey: …May I just ask..How did you get all that from me just saying “NO I DIDN’T! SEND IT BACK!”…Wait! Don’t answer that! I don’t even care anymore! Someone get the turkey in here! Madiyasha: It’s coming just hold on a second! Rufus: Need help with that Madi? Madiyasha: I can do it myself thank you! Madi placed the turkey on the table. Splitoverload examined the turkey then said Split: That turkey is so not perfect! It’s overcooked! And you didn’t even add some sauce! Ok, the trick is you should’ve gently separated the skin from the breast, but you shouldn’t actually remove it. You just want to be able to get your hand between the skin the breast meat. Your goal is to rub that melted butter on to the turkey breast between the breast skin and the meat. You might want to use a rubber glove. Don't butter the outside of the skin. Then add Lightly Salt and Pepper all over the skin on the outside. This will help make the skin crisp! You should’ve left it in the over for a couple of more minutes at 300°F. then reduced it to 150°F and leave if for couple of more minutes. Furthermore, this turkey is too big! It should’ve been like 11lbs. Darky: That was the weirdest CnC ever…. Rosey: Wait, some people are missing. Who’s not here? Tootsie: Well, there’s our host Forsaken who hasn’t shown his face yet. Trigger: Where is he? We haven’t seen him all night! Tootsie: Well I tried looking for him, but this mansion is just too flippin’ big! So I said who cares! Rosey: Meh good point, he’d just ruin the dinner. Tootsie: Rat and libregkd are off doing..whatever they’re doing, Fayth is still crying somewhere, Jordie is somewhere, Orange disappeared, and for Sammy, I really don’t give a damn. Trigger: Wow…you’d make a great detective. Tootsie: I don’t have time for your sassy mouth! Talk to the hand loser! As vivi was about to open his box of pizza, Risk hit him on the hand with a spatula. Risk: We say grace before eating! Especially on this day. ZotT: Uh, when did you start to care about god? Risk: Huh? I’ve always cared about god! God is love! I just don’t know what my life would be without him. He looks at us from above and takes care of us! Vivi, would you do the honors of saying grace? Vivi: *mumbles* ****ing Bless us, O Lord, and these ****ing gifts, which we are about to receive from your ****ing bounty. Through Christ, our ****ing Lord… Amen…****! Risk: No no no! That’s not the way to do it! Let me do it! Benedic Domine, nos et hæc tua dona quæ de tua largitate sumus sumpturi. Per Christum Dominum nostrum…… Everyone:…. Risk: Uhm…Amen? Everyone: AMEN! As everyone opened their boxes of pizza, they found out that they were all empty. All but the crusts remained, but nobody likes those anyway. Rosey: What the hell happened to the pizzas?! 2Foxxie4U: Uhm… Rosey: Foxxie? Foxxie: Well…. -----Flashback---- Foxxie: Hey hey! It’s JellyBellyBeing! JellyBeing: JellyBeing is hungry! JELLY NEEDS TO EAT! FOOD! --------------- Foxxie: And well…You get it. Rosey: That’s absurd! Where is she now?! Foxxie: Probably hibernating in one of the bedrooms. Rosey: Oh god…Atleast we have the turkey. SA: About that… Sora 13: Oh here we go… SA: Well trigger took a bite out of it and now has food poisoning. Trigger: Oh god! I feel like I’m gonna throw up my own lungs, gotta find a bathroom! SA: You know at this rate their won’t be any free bathroom left. Rosey: So ok..So the owner’s missing, other people are missing, we have no food…Yeah this is one hell of a dinner. Rufus: Wait! I think we have some pie in the oven! Rosey:…Great..Well I guess it’s better than nothing. Rufus ran to the kitchen to get the pie. Darkandroid: Man..Me and Lisbeth are starving! Isn’t that right dearie? He paused for a few seconds then continued. Darkandoid: Yeah the person who prepared this dinner seriously fails. She has to be some total nutcase. Rosey: …I swear if that duck was real I’d cook him for this dinner. Soush: I thought he lost the duck Rosey: Guess he found it again. Rosey giggled Soush: What?? Rosey: You’re so short! It’s adorable! Soush: ……… A sudden explosion came from the kitchen. Mish: What was that?! Everyone got out of their chairs and rushed to the kitchen. In the kitchen, everyone found Rufus dead at the edge of the room, covered in smoke. The oven had exploded while she must have opened it. Mish: Like I knew she was a terrible cook already..but wow. Jordie: Wait! She looked in the oven and took out the pie. Yay! The pie’s ok. For some reason pie was the only thing that made Jordie happy Xaldin: Wow an oven! COOL! Cocohints: Oh dear…Poor Rufus…Let’s have a moment of Silence for her……. 2.4 seconds later Darky: Well okay I’m done grieving, let’s call 911 and be done with this. --------------------- After a while, a few people came to check the death. La Sofa and iPraise were the ones who came to examine the scene. A mysterious woman came through the door, smocking a pipe, and inspected the oven. La Sofa looked closely at the corpse, then stated. La Sofa: Yup! This person is definitely dead! Laurence_Fox: Gee what was your first clue genius? La Sofa: Well she’s not moving and not breathing! Shouldn’t it have been obvious? Laurence_Fox:…That was rhetorical.. iPraise: Wait! This person can be brought back to life! Soku: What, really? How? CPR? An operation?? iPraise: No! We must pray that our lord sends her soul back to earth and revive her! Soku: …. Risk: I’m starting to like this fellow. Rosey: Ok there really is no need for any of this. Someone must’ve just left the gas running and an explosion happened when Rufus opened the oven. All an accident. Mysterious Woman: Accident? *coughs* She stopped examining the oven and got up. Vivi: And who’re you supposed to be? Mysterious Woman: *coughs* Detective Mckechnie’s the name. You can just call me..Detective Mckechnie. Vivi: Okay….. Detective Mckechnie: *coughs* You see, this was no simple accident. Our friend here was murdered. Rosey: What?! The Chosen one: What!? CtR: Eh?! Darky: What?! Repliku: What? Soku: What? Cin: lol wut?? Lithium: What?! Goimez: What?! Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii VGN: What?! Roxma: What?! La Sofa: I don’t get it…Wait a second! He said as he slammed the table next to him. Are you saying that she was killed?! Kitty: Yes..Thank you captain obvious… La Sofa: …Do I get a hat?? Kitty: Aye...Somebody make the kid a hat. ZotT: Ah! The ancient art of origami! He grabbed a paper and made a hat out of it. Look!! It’s shaped like a swan! Kitty: Give me that for a second. She took the swan shaped hat and wrote something on it. Here you go. She had written “This is a hat” on it La Sofa: …I don’t get it… Repliku: Well, since you are now dubbed captain obvious, the hat itself is stating the obvious since written on it is “This is a hat”. Clever no? La Sofa: …I don’t get it. Repliku: Well..— This went on for about 10 minutes Repliku: Get it now? La Sofa: Ah!...Well not really. Can you explain again? Mish: Oh would you just shut up couch! Look Detective, how do you know she was murdered? Kitty: Well *coughs*--- Mish: And would you stop smocking that pipe! It’s obviously making you cough! Kitty: I just thought it looked cool…Oh well. She threw away the pipe. Anyway, after examining the oven for a while, I found out that gas let loose in the oven, and some wires have been modified. So someone did actually kill Rufus. Jordie: Wow that’s amazing! How did you even figure that out? You must be one great detective. Kitty: Yes I know I’m awesome, you just notice these things after years of training…Also I found this note next to the oven saying “HA Ha Ha! I killed Rufus! I let loose some gas in the oven and modified some wires! Hahaha!” Jordie… Tootsie: She's been murdered?!? I swear on my life that I will avenge her! Or my name isn't ' Bianca Alberto Emilia Saint-Maria Garbriella Alejandro Isabel Sofia Rosario Ramona'!...The 3rd. Sora 13: So you’re saying there’s a loose killer in this very mansion?? OMG! That’s it I’m pressing the emergency alarm! Rosey: No Sora 13 don’t!! Remember what I told you?? -----Flashback----- Sora 13: Hey Rose, what’s that emergency alarm thing in the kitchen? Rosey: Don’t touch that button! Don’t even think about it, let alone look at it. It’s for EXTREME emergencies only! ----------------------- Sora 13: This IS an extreme emergency! In front of Sora 13 were 2 cases on the wall. On one was written “Break in case of emergency” and a big red button was inside it, while on the other “Break in case you want to break the other case” with an axe inside. Sora 13 broke the case with the axe in it with his own hand, grabbed the axe and broke the other case with it. Raito: Ok I don’t get that, why didn’t he just break the 1st case first? Sora 13 pressed the big red button. For a moment there nothing happened, then metal walls started covering the whole house. Windows and doors were closed shut. The lights turned off for a second, and then turned on again. Rosey: You idiot! You just put us on total lockdown!!
Even though it's not christmas xD I never did have the time to write it in my vacation. So anyway, this is a pretty long story. It was supposed to come out one big short long story, but it looked waaaaaaaaay too long. So I'm doing it in parts. A LOT of people are in this story, and I'd appreciate that they actually read it rather than quick-searching there name like some people *coughMishcough*. And if you're not in this part, don't worry, you'll probably be in the next ones. (But post just in case I forget) -------- 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; But this aint the story of how some stupid fat guy with a beard filled Christmas stocking with beef jerky. Sorry kids, St. Nick aint real. Up on a hill was a big mansion that belonged to an arrogant, self-contained, solitary person. People just called him Forsaken. And no this isn't another Christmas Carrol adventure with 3 ghosts appearing. Forsaken actually liked Christmas, but he always spent it alone. Except for this one Christmas of the year 2007. He invited probably everyone he knew to his wondrous fortress. As all things seemed okay with Mish and Rosey helping Forsaken with the Christmas dinner , not all was gonna happen as planned. Mish: Where's Forsaken? Rosey: Up in his room, as arrogant as he is, he's pretty shy. Mish and Rosey were both sitting in the huge living room of the mansion near the fireplace. Rosey was sitting on an exquisite chair, and Mish was sitting on the sofa, wearing a bikini. Rosey: What's with the Bikini? Mish: Well we all gotta stay hot don't we? I'm trying to get a tan. Rosey:...A tan from a fire? Mish: Yeah, genius no? Rosey: I wouldn't call it that... Mish: Anyway, when will the guests arrive? Rosey: At 8 o'clock Mish: 8 o'clock?!?! Gah! It's still 6! We're supposed to wait like this for 2 whole hours? Rosey: Well it's a pretty big mansion. Let's find something to do! Mish: Aww, alright. She said with frustration. Hey, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. He's coming isn't he? Rosey: Who..? Do you mean.. Mish: Yeah him. Rosey: Of course I invited. He's the most important person in my life. I really do love him. He makes me feel so special. And I haven't seen him in so long... Mish: It's only been 4 hours... Rosey: Hey hey! You try being madly in love with a person that awesome. And gosh..I can't wait to see him. Said Rosey as she walked to the window Rosey: When I was young I never needed anyone And making love was just for fun Those days are gone Livin' alone I think of all the friends I've known When I dial the telephone Nobody's home All by myself Don't wanna be All by myself Anymore...Aaaaaaaallll by myseeeeeeee.... Rosey was suddenly hit by a book. Mish: NO SINGING. Rosey: Ow...Why do you have to be so mean! Mish: I do my best. She said with a smirk Rosey: Eh...So what time is it now? Mish: Uhm...6:01... Rosey:.... Mish:... Rosey: So what do you wanna do? Mish: Whatever you wanna do. Rosey: I really don't feel like picking, what are we gonna do? Mish: Well I'm kinda tired, you pick. Rosey: I'll do whatever you want to do. Mish: I want....you to pick what we should do. 2 hours later Rosey: Seriously, I'll do whatever you want to do. Mish: I insist, I really want.... She was interrupted by the door bell. Rosey: What the hell?! Now who could that be at this hour!? She went to the entrance and looked through the peephole in the door. Rosey: Oh right! Rosey opened the door, and there appeared several girls: CtR, Madiyasha, Tootsie, Muffin, Jordier, Laurence_Fox, Sammy, Stupid Aquarius(GIIIIIIIIRLZ) and Fayth. Fayth: I'm not a girl! Rosey: Uhm..Well firstly, you just came here with 8 girls... Fayth: I call that hot! Rosey: I call that gay. Secondly, you're wearing high-heels. Fayth:...I'm just kinda short for a guy my age. He said in disappointment. Rosey: So wear timberlands or something! Fayth: I couldn't find any comfortable ones! He pushed Rosey aside and ran inside the mansion crying. Rosey: Ok....Anyway, hey guys! Please enter the mansion one by one and write your names on the piece of paper next to the door. All 8 girls organized themselves as if they were entering a prison. Rosey: Hey Madi! Want me to help you with that? Madiyasha: No! I'm old enough to do it myself! Stop treating me like a child! Rosey:...Next person...Oh my god hey Jordie!! Jordier: Cut my Throat, slit my wrists. I hate this world and it hates me. I’m tired of everyone hatein' on me. They won't leave me alone. they wanna be like me But can't take me out. So I can be all alone. No one care about me. No one worries about me If they don't give a damn, why should I? Please take me. I hate this world...As it does me...Just shut the hell up and Leave me ALONE! Rosey: Emooooooooooooooooo, next! Hiya Muffin! Muffin: Please don't hurt me! I'm really sorry just stop! Stop staring at me like that! I'm really sorry! Rosey just slowly blinked and then facepalmed. Laurence_Fox: Wait! Hold that pose! Yes yes that's perfect! Laurence took out a canvas and started painting Rosey's profile while she's facepalming. Laurence_Fox: Brilliant! Just perfect! Man I am just pure genius! Another one for the collection. Rosey:...Ok what just happened? Sammy(K a i r i) : Make way! Make way for the queen. Hello peasant, what would you ask of your perfect queen? Rosey: Uhm...Just grab that pen and write your name on that paper. Sammy: You mean grab that filthy pen and write my own name?? Pish posh! You don't know where that pen has been! No no, I prefer to just go inside without permission like the perfectness I am. ---- Meanwhile---- Mish: Would you all calm down!? Muffin: Stop it Madi you're scaring me! Madi: You're not the boss of me! Jordier: No one complains about me...I'm so lonely in this world. Laurence_Fox: Wow Mish, you look tanned! Mish: Well thanks! But I think that's enough. She said as she grabbed her pink robe and wore it Sammy: Hey you, girl thing! She said as she poked Mish. Announce my presence! Mish: W-what did you call me?! ---Back to Rosey--- Tootsie: And remember, if you ever boss me around like that again I'll rip off your hair and feed it to you. StupidAquarius: Hey Rosexy. Forget the nice list babe. I've got you both on my nice and naughty list. SA said as she winked Rosey: Say what now?? SA: You heard me. I know if you've been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk sister. Rosey: Uhm..You don't want me! I'm waaay to young for you. Go inside, lots of hot girls in there. SA: Girl?? I thought you were a dude... Rosey: Damn french...Well hi there CtR! CtR: Sssssssssh! Do you hear that??? Rosey: Uhm...No... CtR: Exactly! The birds...They're planning something! Rosey: Wha....Birds?....Is that a basket of cookies you're holding there? CtR:...Maybe. But don't eat them! They're explosive cookies! Rosey: Why in heaven would you make something like that?! CtR: I fed them to some of the birds in the park. She said with an evil smile on her face. Distant explosions can be heard from afar. Rosey: Quick let's hurry inside! -------- Back in the mansion, Mish was chasing Sammy around the room with a knife in her hand. Sammy: Get away from me you foul beast! Mish: C'mon Queeny! I have your announcement right here! Before Rosey could even say anything the door bell rang again. She quickly rushed through to the door and opened it. Rosey: Oh my god what happened to you guys?? There in the entrance were atleast a dozen guys, most of the wounded and covered in ash, some we unconscious. Soku: Well dude, we were just walking in the park, kinda hungry, when suddenly we saw cookies just laying there! Amazing no? Rosey:...Yeah...Amazing...*cough* Ghettoxenmas: It was straight up wack yo! I was just cranking up my box when I they appeared right in front of me. Soku: Your box??Dude!? Ghetto: Yo you's wack! You were there with me! My radio yo! So me and my home boy here pick them up and show it to our bros! Darkandroid: We were pretty hungry, especially Lisbeth here. And well you know what happened after that. Rosey:Uh...Who's Lisbeth? Soku walked closer to Rosey and whispered in her ear Soku: He thinks he has a dudette duck called Lisbeth following him around... Rosey: Oh my. Have you tried sending him to a psychiatrist? Soku: Dude, it's Darkandroid you're talking about here. That's like saying he's sober on a saturday night. Soushirei: Wtf? That makes no sense you ignorant twat. Soku: That makes total sense dude! Soushirei: That makes as much sense as the size of your head. Scientists could just use you if they ever need an eclipse. Ghetto: Yo those be fightin' words! Soku: Strong words coming from a 4ft asian. Rosey: Guys... Soush: Oh it's on now! C'mon! C'mon! DA: Guys! You're making Lisbeth angry!! Soush: What?! Your duck wants a piece of me?! Rosey: Guys!!! C'mon it's Christmas, stop acting like this!! Soku: Grr...You came out lucky punk. I'll get you when your girlfriend isn't here. Darkandroid: Pfff girlfriend...You know she has a boyfriend right? Soku: Well yeah but..dude...I was just trying to be clever... Rosey: Is he here?!?! Rat: Oh god this boredom is killing me! Let's go in already! The ruffians entered the dwelling, pushing Rosey aside while carrying some of the unconscious members of their group. Rosey wanted to see if her lover was here, but couldn't due to everyone bumping into her --------------------------- Rosey rushed back inside, and saw even more people then there should’ve been. Everyone was dancing and partying. Rosey: What the hell?! These people never got in! Darky: Oh you’re here Rosey! We came through the backdoor. Roxma: Rrrr, backdoor. I like the sound of that. He said with a grin. Darky: Dude, you know I’m a guy right…Well I think I am anyway. I can never read my own feelings sometimes. Sometimes I’m so lost…I just always look outside my window…watching this world pass me by…sometimes I feel I might just break down and cry…. Rosey: Why didn’t you just use the front door?? Roxma: Cuz the front door already had something there. Arc:…Was that supposed to be a pervy joke? Roxma: What! Of course not!....well now that I think about it... Jube: Jube is here to pump this party up! Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Tootsie: Crono! You touch my *** one more time and I’ll make sure it’s the last thing you’ll ever feel! Crono: Hey it wasn’t my fault! My hands just can’t control themselves when they see a fiiiine looking thing like that. Goimez: Why must be all fight. As Gandhi one said: ‘If you all live by an eye for an eye, the whole world will be blind, the only way out is forgiveness’ Mustang: What kind of sissy talk is that! If the US thought like that everyone would walk all over us! Did we back down in the battle against the germans? You bet your sweet army boots we didn’t! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20! Goimez: I will drop, drop what you said. Forgiveness is the only way. Feel the love baby. Mustang: Ok that’s it, you’re in a whole world of pain. Goimez: Pain is but an illusion. Salvation is the only way. Mustang punched Goimez in the gut. Goimez:…Pain hurts. He said as he fell to the floor Shadow: Quick! Use the force Goimez! Send him flying back! Repliku: The force?? Star Wars?? Star Wars is an epic space opera franchise initially developed by George Lucas during the 1970s and significantly expanded since that time. The first film in the franchise was simply titled Star Wars, but later had the subtitle A New Hope added to distinguish it from its sequels and prequels. Star Wars was released on May 25, 1977 by 20th Century Fox, and became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, initially spawning two sequels. Twenty-two years after Star Wars was released, Lucas began the release of a second trilogy as a prequel to the original trilogy. The franchise has also spawned other media including novels, television series, video games, comic books, and other merchandise. These supplements to the film trilogies comprise the Star Wars Expanded Universe and have resulted in significant development of……. Soku:……… Eastercat: …He’s been browsing Wikipedia again hasn’t he… The door bell suddenly rang…Again. Rosey: Gah! I don’t have time for this! Could someone get the door for me! I have to look for someone. Shadow! Stop trying to use the force to open the door! Mish: Damnit I’ll get it! Rosey: Oka--….Wait, weren’t you chasing Sammy around? Mish: Yeah, her royal pain got what she deserved. Rosey: Oh shi…What did you do?! Mish: Oh nothing nothing…By the way we’re out of mayonnaise. --------------------- Sammy: I demand you get out of that bathroom now!! A light whimper could be heard from the inside of the bathroom. Sammy: Peasant! I really…REALLY need to use the loo! Fayth: The wha? Sammy: The loo!! BATHROOM! Fayth: Why should I! This is a huge mansion! Go find another one! Sammy: Look, I understand you might be sad. Did your prince leave you or something? Fayth: Prince?!?! I’m a guy!! He started crying even more than before. --------------- Mish: Anyway, I’ll go get the door. You do what you have to. Da Freak: LET’S CRANK THIS PARTY UP! Rosey: Oh come on…where is he….where is he…Gah! I can’t concentrate with all this music. Mish: Hey Rose! Did you order 61 pizzas?!?! Rosey: WHAT?! Mish: DID YOU ORDER 61 PIZZAS?!? Rosey: NO I DIDN’T! SEND IT BACK! Mish: WILL DO! Yes we ordered 61 pizzas. Sara: Alrighty, that will be 450$ Mish: Uhm…….Just put it on the owner of this mansion’s tab. Sara: Will do. She noticed everyone dancing and partying behind Mish. Uhm..Are you guys having a party? Mish: Uhm…………..*Tshhk* sor-ry t*shkkk* I s-se-mm to be *Tsshhk* los..g ..u. Sara:….I’m standing in front of you. Mish:….. And she slammed the door in Sara’s face Mish: Wow that was close. Jade Rhade: What was?? Mish: That lady almost discovered out that we’re having a party here. Luckily with my cunning skills I drove her off Jade: Ah ah ah! ‘Almost discovered that’ Mish: Pardon me? Jade: Shorten sentences and use proper English! Mish:…. RoxasvsRiku: Da Freak! WOULD YOU TURN THE MUSIC DOWN ALREADY! And you, Roxma, stop licking Jube’s leg! Roxma: But I like it!! Jube: I got to agree it’s quite relaxing… RvR: Crono! Don’t you dare take off your pants! Crono: But I’m..hot! RvR: Yeah that’s what they all say! Crono: Jeez…Bossy bossy bossy. Rosey: Ooh..Where is he….Wait! Is that him!? Rosey tapped the shoulder of a guy standing in front of her. As he was turning around, Rosey’s heart was beating faster than she has ever felt before. Even though she hasn’t seen her lover for only 6 hours. And after 6 long hours she’s finally gonna see her soul mate again. Her..better half. GX: Yo what up dog!
This site surpassed 1 million posts. That's good yes? In other news: Kitty smokes cigarettes because she thinks it's cool. Lithium is pregnant again. nRa threw his baby out the window Mish got killed by being hit by a baby. The baby's ok though.
Pretty special indeed. Instead of spending time with the family, I ended up spending my time a friend's house, in the hospital, then the police department 8D So what happened? Let me take you about 24 hours earlier. See, my family was pretty much scattered around. Parents were out of town, other family members were working. And it was pretty much the same thing with 5 other friends. So one of my friends invited us all to his house. We had fun, spent the nights watching movies. Eventually we all found ourselves in the bathroom. Someone was washing his hands, and eventually turned the handle to hot. And it was really hot water. You could see the smoke. So we all made a bet, the person who puts his hand under the hot boiling water for 5 seconds, withstanding it, gets 20€...almost nobody could withstand it for 1 sec lol. Except for one, he actually put his hand for 5 seconds...Then came the problems. His hand became red like a tomato, and the flesh kinda looked like it melted. And his pain was....like wow. You could feel it yourself. He kept jumping around and stuff. Eventually we rushed to the hospital. About 1 hour passed and everything was ok. He now has a mummy hand though, for about 2 weeks. His parents were pretty damn pissed. It was hilarious. (The friend never did get his 20€) We all went back to our friend's house later. Eventually everyone went to sleep. Except for me and another friend. We did a lot of things that night. From walking around the house to putting whipped cream on a friend's hair. Eventually we went to the balcony and randomly started throwing eggs on the road. >_> Few minutes later the door bell rings...like wtf at 2:30am in the morning? It was a cop. He asked if we were the people throwing eggs on the road or if we saw who were throwing them. Me and my friend looked at each other and just plainly said "No". Just before the cop was gonna leave, the friend with the mummy hand...holding eggs...Asking what they were doing at the balcony. (Door bell probably woke him up). And it alll went downhill from the there. We woke up everybody, and dragged ourselves to the police department. (To top that off the guy with whipped cream on his head...well, never did notice he had whipped cream on until we arrived there). We stayed there till like 6am. Eventually they let us all go since it was Christmas. After that we wanted to go to our friend's house to pick up our stuff. The cop ...insisted that he take us there. When we got there, our friend's parents were there. (They weren't supposed to be there until 2 days later). And well, everyone got pretty much ****ed after that. And that was my christmas eve. It was pretty special indeed. A day I'll never forget and always remember as lolzy. Had fun sharing it with you. Merry christmas to all, and to all a night like my mine someday 8D
I've only been gone for *checks calender* 5 days, and this site changes already D: What else are you planing to change in my absence ;_; <_< Holiday greetings, I can only be online for like 5 more minutes, decided to pop in and say hi....so hi. :3
*points at his rep* There have never been such hidious lies on the internet.
Frankly, I can't stand this site anymore. I can't stand you people. Everyone's become so arrogant and ****. What happened to the good old days when everyone used to be nice to everyone else? My time in KHV has come to an end. I can't stay in a forum where I'm not respected properly. You people flame each other to separate yourselves from the other people; the "noobs" like you say it. Well I'm sick looking at it. Hell, it makes me sick thinking about it, that you people are actual human beings. Your elitism is not a good thing. I bid you farewell and good luck. May the next 'noobs' that cross your path be more lucky than I was. Peace out ******** Anywho, I'm leaving for about 2 weeks. See ya all after January 3rd ^_^
Silly Cat Silly cat 2 I should do it more often xD
Am I running fast enough? >_>;
Look at me, I'm invisible :D
I see how it is |<
I'm surprised there isn't a real thread about this o.o There was a history thread for them (It's 13 months old lol), and they were annouced in a couple of "Name your favorites" threads, but no official thread about them |< So, does anyone else love this band? It's one of my favorites. Best songs have to be "Turn the page", "Unforgiven II", "Enter the Sandman" & "One"
Do you like, follow me everywhere I go in the forum |< Stop stalking me. D: *curls up in cardboard box* Oh yeah, Fox is a great, extremly funny person with great taste Without her, the internet wouldn't be as awesome as it is. :3
Well She keeps logging on and off, on and off, on and off on MSN. It's getting really annoying hearing the TEE-NEE sound. Edit: She just did it again ._. *mutes sound*
Did you ever buy me the Burger King I told you to get yesterday? ._.
****ing congrats on making FH. See, told you that you'd get it ;D
wow 666 pages in spam zone. Such a special day.
Well: Admins= Gods S.Mods= Jesus' Sectional Mods= Angels Forum Helpers= Messangers Premiums = Harp Players Normal Members= Normal people "SUPER DUPER MEMBERS LIKE CTR AND FORSAKEN: Like Kings/ Queens :3 "
That CtR is probably gonna get the highest number of questions <_< Mish is first at the moment with 309 posts in her "Question Time" thread. And I'm second with 290. But that's because SJ spammed atleast 30 questions xD Then again, Mish got 9 days instead of 7 :3
