...and something epic will happen June 12th = A date to be remembered. I'm sure at least some of you know what I'm talking about.
http://kotaku.com/392923/mgs4-has-90+minute-cutscenes Can't say I'd expect anything less from a MGS game....Ending scene of MGS2 was like 30 minutes(without the credits) Really, some blockbuster movies are shorter than this.
Link Ok, show of hands, who didn't see this coming?
Like I was saying, I was playing FF1 (The GBA version, though I downloaded it on my computer *cough*), and I was examining some stuff, and I found something that would truely shock kitty, and maybe some of you. So I took a screenie of it =D (since it's on my pc). The pic is quite small, but meh.
..I always found your hate and disgust for My Chemical Romance to be incredibly hilarious. Yeah, I went there :3
We all know how easy we get fads around here, so let's recap. We've had: Friends Quiz fad One name thread fads KHV Dream fads Divorce Fad Fanclub Fad The "OMG Why is Alice online but banned?!" fad The making threads about certain people fad Storywritting fad ...What can you think of? Edit: lol, Marriage Fad. Most annoying one.
I've never seen so many people viewing spam zone before o.o
I think this is as close as anyone will get lol.
(Thanks Chasser007) ~Demo Out- Check Page 14~ After a while of thinking it through, I'v decided to make an RPG game based off KH-Vids and its members. To those thinking I'm ripping off Roxas, I'm not. I've done RPG games before, and the plot is nothing like what Roxas was doing. As to what program I'm using, it's RPG Maker XP. I'm quite new to it. I used to use RPG Maker 2k3, but decided on an upgrade. I would've used the VX that came out recently, but that program still doesn't have enough things a person could add. Even though it's easier to use and such. I haven't totally decided what the plot is yet. I've had quite a few ideas, but I'll see soon enough. The main characters are SJ, Vivi and Coco. There will be more. The game will include many people. And have numerous playable characters. I've added quite a few stuff to the game. Like a DDNS. Dynamic Day and Night System. Also currently creating a world map for it. The battle system is CTB (Conditional Turn Battle), in other words, like the battle system of FFX.To those who still don't know what I mean, it's a sequence of turns that depends on the actions performed, some require more "simulated time" and some less. I'll post some pics of it in a few days. I'm a having amazing fun making this. One of the reasons is because this can't become a trend lol. I'm really hoping this gets you guys exited. I'll be posting a lot of updates. Got any questions? Ask away! And discuss about the game here. EDIT: ~First Update~ : New skill system, a bit like FF9's way that you learn skills. In other words, you'll learn skills through weapons and accesories. You also learn skills through leveling too. So yeah. It's not totally like FF9. As Promised, the battle system. Yeah Vivi is a red head lol And yes he's chearing xD Also battle status of a character availble. Skills Level up! Currently it's not compatible with the new skill system. Working on making it..well, work. And yes, that's Vivi chearing again. Now this is great. A vehicle system :3 Canoes, beasts, Ships...and some pretty awesome stuff. That's it for now. I have a lot of other things in the game, but I'm not gonna show them to you guys lol. Current things I'm working on: Quest log Pixeled movement Sprite Animations Mini-map Party Changer (Since you can have several playable characters, though maximum in the party is 4, you can change members of your party with other playable ones)
Can anyone do this for me, I need someone to cut out Sora in this pic http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j291/brownbl_photos/368px-KH_Sora.jpg Like I need him alone without the white background <_< Why? Don't ask lol. But I'll greatly appreciate it if someone did this for me.
Because of something I found out in this site a few minutes ago. Guess what?
With me and my friends= lolz So anyway, today was all you can eat chicken wing night at Hard Rock Cafe. My friends and I did a contest on how many plates we can eat. I ate 6 plates, the guy who won ate 11 plates (and he wasn't even full). After that we ate a Hot Fudge Brownie Sunday. (Kinda like one of These, except the one we ate were a lot bigger). And we sang along with almost ever song that came up, weirding out the people next to us. 2 of my friends started dancing lol Eventually there was 5 of us left, and we all took a taxi to get back home. We had already payed the driver the money.The guy who won the eating contest started saying "I don't feel so good" and barfed in the taxi. xD The taxi driver started cursing us and told us to get out and let him barf outside. We went outside, my friend started throwing up in the sea (I felt sorry for the fish). When he was done, we turned around and saw the taxi driver had disappeared..he ditched us and we had already payed him! Nobody had enough money to pay for another cab so we all went on foot. After 45 minutes of walking, I arrive at my house...crippled. And now, I need to go to the bathroom. After all I ate, I think I might need to bring my iPod and a gameboy with me...might take a while...
It was bound to happen xD There's no Christmas Murder chapter this week...due to stupid reasons...So I wrote this! So, this is the incredibly epic...well not epic per say, story. Anyone who knows my stories knows how this story is gonna be like <_> About 30 people are in the story ;D Main Character is Rosey. Now remember this is just a story, meant for fun. Now Enjoy: (Btw, when a character has his or her line in italic, that means they're thinking it) ------------ A KH-Vids Valentine's Day Story. Chapter 1…And the only chapter of the story. Rosey was the loneliest girl in her school, she didn't have any many friends. She never got any mail, any text messages from her classmates; they didn't even make fun of her like the regular losers of her school. Hardly anyone even knew she existed. Her only friends were some whiny geeks on the internet, and Sammy. She never really loved someone…Until one day, on Valentine's Day of the year 2008. Rosey and Sammy were both coming back from their history class with RvR. They had a lunch break next, they went to their lockers to dispose of their books. Sammy: Wow that was sure an interesting lesson with RvR. --------------------- RvR: So! With the help of Naruto, and the roller skates he got from god, Jesus defeated the Roman Empire and became king of the world! He created the internet a few days later. TCO: Uhm sir, I don't think that's what actually happ--- RvR slammed his hand on TCO's table. RvR: Don't question History! I mean this was written on wikipedia pete's sake! Anyway, now we'll learn how Napoleon conquered Europe. --------------------- Rosey: Yeah, who knew Napoleon had alien weapons! Sammy: I can't wait for next week's lesson on how Hitler conquered the world with his Death Note. Rosey: It's much better than iPraise's religious classes. ----------------------- iPraise: So, God created the world in 6 days, 23 hours and 52 minutes. NOT 7 days like most religious noobs say. Adam and Eve were the first people to sin, and not because of that apple crap, they were sinners because Adam looked at pornographic pictures that were hidden behind the apple tree! Also, there were 15 commandments. Moses broke the 3rd tablet which held the other 5 commandments. --------------------- Rosey: Look there's our lockers, past that hallway! Sammy Wait! Stop! Sammy looked around. Sammy: I think we're ok… Rosey: You mean from that Mexican bully? Tootsie: I'm not ****ing Mexican! I'm from Puerto Rico! Rosey: Please don't hurt us Tootsie oh great Mexican goddess! Tootsie: **** you! And why would I hurt you? Sammy: Because you've been doing it for the last 5 years? Tootsie: What's your point? Sammy: … Tootsie: Anyway, I don't have the time. It's valentine's day! Rosey: Since when did you care about valentine's day? Tootsie: Since I got a card from VirGin. I love that guy! Sammy: Just yesterday you said you hated him… -----Yesterday---- VGN: Heya Toots! Tootsie: I hate you VGN. ----Present Time---- Tootsie: Things change! Anyway, seen him lately? Sammy: I think he's in the chemistry lab.. Tootsie: Oh! I'm coming for you my love! Tootsie ran off Rosey: Bah, I hate Valentine's Day. They headed to their lockers. Sammy: Aww, why? Rosey: I never get any cards! I hate it so damn much. Every Valentine's Day I stay home while everyone I know goes out on a date. Sammy: Valentine's Day isn't so bad… Rosey: That's easy for you to say! Sammy: Oh? Why's that? Rosey: This is why. When Rosey opened Sammy locker, several dozens of cards fell on the ground Rosey: You're like the most popular girl in school! Everyone wants to be your valentine! Sammy: I'm sure that's not true. Rosey: ORLY?! She grabbed the school's newspaper and showed her the front page. Sammy, most popular girl in school! Who doesn't want to be her sweet valentine? Sammy: Pff, they're just exaggerating. Rosey: I'm sorry, but did you not see the dozens of cards that fell on the floor? Sammy: Bah… Rosey opened her locker next, and saw a card fall on the floor. Sammy: HAH! You also have admirers! Rosey: Wow…That's actually unexpected. Sammy: HAHA! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you!!!.......... Rosey: Okay okay jeez! She picked up the card and examined it. Wow, this is hand made. While Sammy was still dancing around, Rosey opened the card and read it. "Oh my love, I yearn for the period that we're together again. Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane, A frozen moment without stain. Your body close to mine, Our hearts beat in time, With a smile of simple pleasure, This moment should last forever. Love, your secret admirer~" Rosey: Wow…I have a secret admirer! I-I don't believe this! Someone actually loves me! Wait till the guys on KHI hear this! Sammy: I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you!!! Rosey: Do you ever shut up? Sammy: Sorry, so who's the unlucky idiot? Rosey: Hmm? What? I didn't catch that. Sammy: I said who's the awesome guy that wrote this? Rosey: Uhm, it doesn't say. The school bell suddenly rung. Rosey: Oh it's time for lunch. Let's go Sammy. Sammy: Hold on a second. Sammy was checking her Valentine cards. Sammy: Rejected, rejected, rejected…Oh! Nah rejected… Rosey: You can do that while we go to the cafeteria! -----------In the Cafeteria----------------- Love was in the air and everybody was in the Valentine's Day mood. Vivi: Get the **** away from me! Jordie: C'mon Vivi! Pick me! Madi: Forget about her! Pick me! JellyBeing: Oooh Vivi! WE LOVE YOU!!! Vivi was running around being chased by almost every desperate girl in the school. Vivi: I don't want a valentine! Cupcake: Denial is the best way to show love! Vivi: That's imitation! Madi: Omgosh you're so smart! Goimez: At least Vivi's having a good time.. Misty: Screw Valentine, it's just another conspiracy by the government to win money and to hide the world war that's gonna happen soon! ChocoKitten: …How is the government hiding that with Valentine's Day? Misty: Isn't it obvious?! ChocoKitten: … Misty: Bah, all you guys are pawns in their games! I'm gonna listen to MCR now on my iPod because they're my fav band <333 Rosey: Ok we're finally here. Sammy: …Rejected, rejected….Mega rejected. Rosey: Would you leave those alone already! Sammy: Bah, fine. She said as she threw all her cards in the garbage. Kitty: Hey Rosey! I heard you got a Valentine's Day card. Kitty and her Sistahs were standing behind Rosey. Rosey: Uhm yeah I did. Kitty: Now what kind of idiot would want you as a valentine. Hahahahahaha! Kitty turned around to her group. Kitty: LAUGH WITH ME! Sistahs: Hahahahahahaha! Kitty: THAT'S ENOUGH! Sammy: Oh…hello there Kitty Kitty group was only formed of her, Mish, SA and Lithium. Sammy left the group a few days ago due to one brutal reasons. ----A few days ago---- Sammy: Kitty! Did you drink my Fanta Soda can?! Kitty: Yeah I did. Sammy: **** you I hate you I'm leaving the Sistahs! ----Back to present---- Kitty: Hmph. Sammy. There was an akward silence for a moment there. Kitty: Anyway, we must be going now. Kitty snapped her fingers. Kitty: Let's move out Sitahs! Rosey: Sammy, go find a seat, I'll get our food. Rosey went over to the buffet to get some food. CtR: Hi there! Can I help you? Rosey: Oh hey miss CtR. I just want 2 plates of hamburgers and some fries. CtR: Do you want Cookies too? Rosey: Nah it's ok. CtR: I insist, take my cookies! Rosey: No please I really don— CtR grabbed Rosey by the shirt. CtR: I said take the goddamn cookies!!! Rosey: O-ok ok! She took the plates and an extra of plate cookies CtR: Have a good day now! Next. Cocohints: Hey there, I want a few tacos. But please no cookies this time. CtR: What did you say?! Rosey went over to Sammy with the food, but saw her sitting in a full table. Rosey: Sammy! What the hell I told you to get us a table! Sammy: No what you actually said 2 minutes and 24 seconds ago is "Go find a seat", you never specified if you also wanted a seat. Rosey: Oh for the love of…. Sammy: So did you bring me the food? Rosey: Yeah but CtR also made me bring cookies.. Sammy: Goddamnit I hate cookies! Why does she always do this! Rosey: Yeah I know…Hey you know; you should go tell her that! Tell her that cookies aren't that good and that she and her cookies should go to hell! Sammy: You know what?! I will! Sammy got up and marched towards CtR Rosey: And see you at the school nurse soon Rosey sat where Sammy was sitting. Rosey: Hey guys! GX: I'm sorry but did you hear something Orange? Orange: No I didn't. Must've been those cookies we ate earlier. Rosey: Oh come on! Hey I got a valentine's card today! Sora 13: Wait, you got a Valentine's card?! Rosey: Yeah! He must be one special guy! Sora 13: Yeah very special…Probably just got out of brain surgery. GX: Oh that reminds me, Orange do you want to be my valentine? Orange: Me, oh I don't know it's all so sudden and— GX: HA! GOTCHA! LIKE I'D EVER DATE YOU! Hahahaha, that was great. Orange: Hahaha, you're a crackup GX. GX: Yeah I know..but seriously want to be my valentine? Orange: Uhm..Anyway who's the guy that wrote you that valentine Rose? Rosey: Actually I have no idea..It's a 'secret admirer' The school bell suddenly rang again. Orange: oh! Time for class! Rosey: ah ****, I go to go wash my hands first. Rosey went to the girl's bathroom and saw vivi and a couple of girls there. Vivi: So this is the girl's bathroom eh? Madi: What did you think it was like? Vivi: Well…. *fantasy flashback* Girl 1: Ooh! Let's powder our face! Girl 2: Or we could have lesbian sex. Girl 1: That was implied. Girl 2: Well I'm not psychic. Girl 1: Oh yeah?! Well just for that I want to have hot wild sex with Vivi! Girl 2: No I want to have sex with Vivi. Girl 3: I want to! Vivi: Girls girls, there's enough Vivi to go aro--- *Back to real life* JellyBeing slapped Vivi. JellyBeing: Real women don't act like that! Cocohints: Yeah instead we have pillow fights in our underwear! Tsk tsk, too bad Vivi. You could've joined us. Vivi: Wait what?! Nooo I was kidding! Rosey: Well enough of this randomness. Rosey washed her hands and quickly went to her English class. There she saw Sammy being surrounded by boys. Sammy: Well truthfully I haven't picked a Valentine for this year. Sora 13: Did you have any one in mind? Sammy: Well I do have one… TCO: Who?! Tell us oh great and powerful Sammy! Sammy: You'll just have to see at the end of the day. Rosey: Oh god not this again… Sammy: Oh hey Rose. Rosey: Wait, you're alive! What happened between you and CtR? Sammy: Hmm? Ah that. Well I just asked her nicely and she said ok. Rosey: Just like that? Sammy: Well yeah. Did you find out who your valentine is yet? Rosey: I didn't have the time. Sammy: Wait I have an idea. She turned around to her classmates. Hey guys! Did any of you give Rosey a valentine's day card?! The whole classroom laughed out loud. Rosey: Gee…Thanks Sammy. Sora 13: Quick let's sit! Mr.Darkandroid is coming! After everyone took their seats, Darkandroid, the English teacher (Not English as in from the UK bichnuts, he's a teacher that teaches English) entered the room, he was wearing a monocle. Darkandroid: Ok class, today we'll learn what Romanticism is. Romanticism is a complex, self-contradictory artistic, literary, and intellectual movement that originated in the second half of the 18th century in Western Europe, and gained strength during the Industrial Revolution. It was partly a revolt against… While some were trying to understand what DA was saying, most of the class was just day dreaming. Jordie: Gosh..I hope someone asks me out soon. I don't want to be alone at home again eating Ice Cream while my parents are out having fun. Darky (playing GBA): C'mon! Yes yes! Take that evil zombie monkeys! Libregkd: I can't believe my mom found those videos in my computer. I'm so ****ed. Rosey: Who could my Valentine be… DA: ….And that's why Japanese women are hot. Ok! It's time for a Pop quiz! Darkandroid passed around the quiz papers. Darkandroid: You've got 10 minutes. Rosey: Ok let's see here…Question 1: "What's Japan's population" …wait what?! Question 2: "What's currently the most watched anime in Japan"…What the hell. Question 3: "Name 100 DBZ Characters". Ok wtf?! Rosey: Uhm sir! I have a problem with the questions! Darkandroid: Are you questioning the way I teach?! Rosey: No no! We just never learned any of this stuff. Darkandroid: Nobody questions my strategies! Rosey: B-but sir! DA: Off to the principal's office! He took off his monocle and started cleaning it Rosey: Aw ****! As Rosey got out of her seat to head to the door, DA dropped his monocle by accident and Rosey stepped on it and broke it. Darkandroid: NO! My monocle! The source of my brilliant power! Darkandroid picked up the broken pieces. Darkandroid: Losing…Brainpower. Regaining drunk attributes. --------------- As Rosey was heading to the principal's office, she saw Tootsie dragging VGN by the hair. VGN: I'm telling you that it wasn't for you! It was supposed to be for Sara! Tootsie: Aww VGN, you don't have to hide your love for me! VGN: I don't even love you! Tootsie: Stop VirGin! I'm blushing! Rosey: I better hurry to the principal's office. Rosey came across a dark hallway while heading to the principal. ??? : Psssssssst! PSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Rosey didn't hear a thing. Mish: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Rosey still didn't hear a thing. Mish threw a brick at Rosey. Rosey: Oowww! Mish: Hey you! Come closer! Rosey: Who me? Mish: Do you see anyone else in this hallway?! YES YOU! Didn't you hear my "Pssst"? Rosey: Oh that was you? I thought it was Rat chewing on the wires again in the walls. Mish: Do you feel lonely and unworthy? Like nobody knows you exist? Rosey: Why yes! I do! Mish: Ever felt cold, alone and unloved? Rosey: Yes yes! Mish: You need something by your side? Something to keep you warm? Rosey: Uhm, what are you talking about? Mish: Something that holds you…something to force you to cry. Rosey: Wait…Are you saying Mish: Why yes, yes I am. Rosey: AAAAH! RAPE! Rosey ran screaming through the hallways. Mish: What?! I was just trying to sell you this emotional stuffed bear! ----------------- Arrived in front of the principal's office, Rosey opened the door and entered. Rosey: Uhm, helly Miss Fox. Laurence_Fox: Doors are there for a reason, so try to keep them close. Rosey: Oh yes mam. She closed the door. So anyway, Darkandroid sent me here, and I don't think that's fair. Laurence_Fox: You are an individual, for the mocking bird flies low, but the eagles soars high. Rosey: Wow yeah that's an awesome moral value but… Laurence_Fox: Cheese keeps you awake at night, so be thankful you're not a mouse. Rosey: Yeah! I shouldn't let people push me around! Laurence_Fox: Bleach is a good substitute, but fabric softeners rock harder. Rosey: Ok then I'm going to go see the guidance counselor. Rosey left the room. Laurence_Fox: Running naked through a subway is a bad idea. TCO entered the office. TCO: Uhm Miss, I need some help… Laurence_Fox: I sleep better on a Tuesday. ----------------------- Rosey went over to the next room, to the Guidance counselor. JellyBeing: So Mr.? What do you think I should do? SJ: Who the **** cares. JellyBeing: So you're saying I should commit suicide? SJ: Get away from me… JellyBeing: Thanks SJ! You've been a real help. Rosey: Uhm, hey SJ. The principal sent me here. SJ: What? The principal?! Rosey: Well yeah. SJ: Rosey, the principal has been missing for 2 years now. What you saw there was just a body shaped cut-out from a cardboard box. And draw on it was her face. We just duck taped a recorder under the table that belonged to Laurence_Fox. She used to record some random moral values. The real LF is off saving the world or something. Rosey: Hmm…That explains why we never see her around and why she was smiling like a ****** when I was talking to her. SJ: Bah, I'm in a good mood now. What seems to be the problem? Rosey: Well it's just that nobody ever treats me with respect and dignity here. SJ: Don't let others walk all over you! Rosey: Well they already did yesterday when I tripped and they all ran over me. SJ: That's not what I meant; you need to fight for your respect! Rosey: So..you want me to get a gun and shoot whoever makes fun of me? SJ: No no no bad idea, I already gave that advice to Risk once..let's just say it didn't end well. Rosey: So what should I do? SJ: Look, what goes around comes around. Always remember that. Rosey: Thanks SJ! She left the room SJ: Next! TCO entered the room. TCO: Hey SJ, the principal sent me here. --------------------------- It was the end of the day, and Rosey still hadn't found out who her valentine is. Everyone was in the hallways, putting their books in their lockers and such. Rosey headed over to her locker, Sammy was their since their lockers are next to each other. Sammy: Found out who your valentine is? Rosey: Bah not yet. And you? Did you pick a Valentine? Sammy: I did. Rosey:…And? Who is it!? Sammy: Ah, well it's someone really dear to me. He's so sweet and loveable. He's hilarious and thoughtful. Everytime I see him my heart melts. While he may be a fool to some, he's an angel to me. She dragged someone from behind her. DubaiMario: lul hi!!! Spike: WTF!? It's DubaiMario?! Darky: What?! Libregkd: What?! Every guy and HigherBeing: What!? Spike: I..I think I'm gonna go gay. Sammy started making out with DubaiMario. Sammy: Oh…Dubai. Rosey: I think I might puke… As Rosey turned around, she overheard a conversation between GX and Bunterx. Bunterx: So did you send her that Valentine's day card? GX: I did, I just hope she read it and didn't throw it out… Bunterx: What did you write anyway? GX: Bah, something like Oh my love, I yearn for the period that we're together again. Beautiful eyes open across a pillow top, It seems for this moment time will stop, The earth slows and sounds wane. A frozen moment without stain…. Bunterx: wow GX: Yes I found it on the internet. Rosey: Your body close to mine, Our hearts beat in time, With a smile of simple pleasure, This moment should last forever… GX: Hey! How did you know that Rosey?! Rosey: You gave it to me! GX: Wait what?! Rosey: Well what you said is a bit cheesy, and you are a bit vulgar sometimes, but sure I'll be your valentine! GX: Wait you don't understand. Rosey: And someday we'll get married and buy a house and have 10 kids and… GX: That card was for Orange! Rosey: And someday I'll cheat on you with a hot 20 year old and---Wait what?! GX: Yeah! I have no idea how it got in your hands… Rosey: It was in my locker!! GX: Oohh…Well no wonder! Your lockers are so close to each other that I must've mixed 'em up! Rosey: She's at locker 553…My locker is #045…. GX: Meh, honest mistake. Rosey: Why didn't you just tell that to Orange?! GX: I'm better at writing it down then saying it out loud. No hard feelings? Rosey: **** you! **** everybody! **** ******* Valentine! **** ******************* the guy who created valentine!! So as everybody went home, everyone had a valentine except Rosey. They all found a someone to be with that day, even though some pairings were gay. They all had the best times of their lives, while Rosey stayed home all alone drowning her sorrow on ice cream. Everyone except Rosey died the next day from poisoning from CtR's cookies. THE END Moral of the story? Brush your teeth at night.
D: And she's happy about it!
This chapter is...wow. 4000 ****ing words....16 pages. 16 pages if I don't skip lines >_> Right now it's 30. (Note that the others were about 23 pages. It's not a HUGE difference). First off, I'd like to thank Kitty for helping me when I first started this story 8D I would've never gotten this far without her. Also, CtR for helping me with a few things. I'd like to thank all the people that supported me...lol. And I can guarrantee now that in this chapter you'll find at least one thing that you'll find really hilarious 8D...Weeeeell maybe. But you'll probably laugh and giggle a lot. Anyway, without further delay, Chapter 5. Read and comment. Edit: Btw, there's not as much as Sistas action as before <_< But there will be more in the next one. --------------------------- As we last left our brave...*cough* heroes, they were attacked by the evil and cunning CtR. Forced by her psychotic tactics, everyone had to disband into groups. The Sistas and Vivi had found Forsaken in a hidden office. But he was dead. -------Group 1---------- Mish: Ok, this day is getting weirder by the hour. People are dying, CtR went bananas and Forsaken’s dead. And who’s our killer? Nobody damn knows! Lithium: Jinkies Mish! How will we ever solve this mystery? SA: ..You ok Lithium? Lithium: Yeah sorry was just having a moment. Kitty: We really need to know who did this before he or she strikes again. SA: Skank! This would’ve been so much easier if it was actually CtR. Kitty: Aye, instead she’s just having a breakdown because someone *cough*Vivi*cough* didn’t hug her! Vivi: Don’t judge me! Mish: Does anyone remember who went in the kitchen before Rufus died? Sammy: Oh I do. Let’s see…There was us, Vivi, CtR, Soku, The Chosen one, RvR , Rosey, Darkwatch, SJ, Madiyasha…. SA: Oh well that’s not too many people… Sammy: Oh and also Jordier, Darkandroid, Tootsie, Trigger, Laurence_ Fox, Orange, Jube, Misty, Spitfire, HB, NrA, Cocohints, Soush, Roxma, Rat, Libregkd, Repliku, Muffin, Goimez, Ghettoxenms, TBK, Sora 13, iPraise, Raito, Evilman, 2Foxxi4U, Spike, La Sofa, Lithium, Crono, Risk, Moodkip, VGN, Jellybeing, Hissora, Ris, Jade, Arc, Shadow, Mustang, ZotT, Da Freak, Tummer, Fayth, Rufus, DPWolf, Cin, Split, Xaldin, DubaiMario. Vivi:…Yeah that certainly narrows down the list. Sammy: How about we focus on something else first…? Like the insane woman outside this room that’s trying to kill us! Kitty: Think she’s gone? Vivi: Wait I’ll check. Vivi opened the door to check if CtR was still there. CtR: SNOOOOKUMS! WHERE ARE YOU?! Come out come out where ever you are! I won’t hurt you!...MUCH! He closed the door as fast he could Vivi: I’m pretty sure she’s still outside.... Lithium: Oh this is just great… Mish: What now? Kitty: We can’t go outside now. We’ll have to wait until things cool down. Sammy: What do we do till then? Kitty: Hmmmmm….. -----------Group 2----------- TCO, SJ, Madi, Sora 13, Xaldin, VGN and Roxma were the 2nd group. They were all in a hallway, running away from something. Sora 13: Quick, this way! VGN: Don’t look into its eyes! Just keep running and don’t look back! Roxma: Is it still following us?! SJ: I’m too scared to look back! He said as he whimpered. Madi tripped and fell on the floor. Madi: Aaah! Go on without me! TCO: Ok!! Madi: Wait I was just being dramatic! It's just something you say! I’m the only girl in the group, help me! She looked behind her and saw the shadow of a monstrous figure on the wall. Madi: Eek! She got up and followed the whimpering boys. A sudden announcement came through the speakers in the whole house. It was Darky. Darky: Guys! It wasn’t Forsaken! He’s dead! Xaldin: The hell was that?! Roxma: Quick, up the escalator! Xaldin: What?! Those scary moving stairs! No! TCO: The hell is an escalator doing here? SJ: Who the **** cares! Everyone but Xaldin went on the escalator. Xaldin: I won’t go on it! Roxma: C’mon Xaldin, face your fears! Xaldin: I can’t..I can’t! This is worse than that time with the bus’ automatic doors! Madi: Xaldin, do you want to die!? C’mon follow us! Xaldin: Ok ok! Xaldin carefully stepped on escalator and felt the joy of the amazing escalator. Xaldin: Haha..this is kinda fun! Wow it’s like the whole room is moving! VGN: Wow..So he finally conquered his fears. Everyone but Xaldin reached the top of the escalator and got off it. Madi: C’mon Xaldin you’re the only one left! Xaldin: No I want this ride to go on forever! He started jumping. TCO: Stop jumping Xaldin it’s dangerous! Xaldin: Pssh, what could happen! The escalator suddenly went on reverse, and made Xaldin trip and fall backwards. Then the escalator went back to forward. Madi: Xaldin! SJ: Stop Madi! There’s nothing we can do to help him. While the escalator is going up, Xaldin is tripping down the elevator…leaving him in a never-ending fall…Wow that is so cliché. You try to help him you’ll get stuck with him! Sora 13: And he’s probably dead now…Fractured his head… TCO: Whoever did this must’ve known that Xaldin was a virgin with escalators. Madi: Oh..Xaldin…If only we spent more time together…Maybe I would’ve fallen in love with you….Naaaaaaah. VGN: Look! It’s following us again! The shadow of the monstrous thing that was following them covered the walls again. TCO: Run!! They started running through the hallways again, hoping that whatever is following them won’t catch them. Roxma: Oh my god, stop guys! VGN: Ah! It’s sitting in front of us! Madi: It looks more monstrous than anything I’ve ever seen or imagined! A yellow kitten was sitting in front of them, licking its paw. SJ: Don’t eat me please! I’m too young to be eaten! TCO: Don’t make eye contact! The kitten stopped licking its paw, looked at them for a couple of seconds, then flipped over showing that it wants somebody to rub its belly. SJ: HOLY ****! It’s gonna pounce on us and tear us limp from limp! TCO: Quick! Let’s go in this room! They all entered the room next to them and closed the door, not looking back at the hideous beast. Madi: That was close… VGN: Where are we? SJ: Looks like a random living room. Madi: Is that gamefreak103? TCO: Playing SSB…. Roxma: Hey look a fridge! TCO: Woot! Food! They opened the fridge and started eating everything that was inside it. Madi: Hey what if someone else wanted to eat those? SJ: Bah, all we left them are some vegetables. TCO: I’m gonna write a note and put it inside. VGN: Hey look another door! SJ: Cool, let’s sneak out of here already. Without that thing outside knowing it. --------Group 3--------- The 3rd group were already hiding in a room. It had Kairi Namine, #1 DinestyX, La Sofa, Redsonic, Final Form, Xemnas_14..and one more person. And they started singing. Kairi Namine: See that pretty girl in the mirror? Final Form: What mirror where? Kairi Namine: Who can that attractive girl be? Xemnas_14: Which one where? Redsonic: Such a pretty face! #1 DinestyX: Such a pretty dress! Final Form: Such a pretty smile! Kairi Namine: Such a pretty me! I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay! It's a pity Any girl who isn't me tonight! La Sofa: I feel charming, Oh, so charming It's alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real! Xemnas_14: C’mon Laurence_Fox! Come join us! Laurence had locked herself in the bathroom Laurence_Fox: I’m not going out there and you can’t make me! #1 DinestyX: Oh well, you don’t know how much fun you’re missing! Laurence_Fox: Oh why oh why did I follow them… Kairi Namine: I feel stunning And entrancing, Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! -----------Group 4----------- In group 4 there was DA, Spitfire, Soush, Jordie, GX, nRa and Crono. They were all running through the hallways, trying to run away from the destruction and chaos CtR was causing. Soush: ****! What now?! Crono: Don’t worry! I’ll stop her with my romantic gestures! Jordie: Dude, we’d get her more angry if YOU tried to seduce her. Darkandroid: *sniff* I lost Lisbeth… GX: Yo ova’ here biatches! Spitfire: Go in a room? Dude we don’t even know what’s in there! Soush: Any other ideas? nRa: Bah, it’s blocked by this anvil. Jordie: Guys why don’t we just go in the room across the hallway… Crono: Waaaaaay over there?! No way girlfriend! TTTH! Jordie: TTTH? Crono: Talk to the hand! Jordie:… GX: That be wack..yo. Soush: Guys someone help me with this anvil! Soush tried pushing the anvil aside but couldn’t. Soush: Gah! This is too heavy! Jordie: Move aside short stuff let me do it! Jordie pushed Soush aside and moved the anvil with ease. Soush: What the hell?! How did she do that. GX: It’s quite simple Soush. The length and weight of your body is just not proportional to the size and weight of the anvil. It would defy the laws of physics if you could move it. You just don’t exercise much. While Jordie is both taller and stronger. nRa:…what? GX: He be shorty yo. nRa: Ah why didn’t you just say so! Jordie: Oops! Jordie had pushed the anvil too far, as it fell down stairs. Jordie: Ah well, what could happen? Spitfire: Quick let’s go inside! Everyone went inside the room. Crono took one more look outside the room to see if the coast was clear, he checked the left side of the hallway and there was nothing there. Before he got the chance to check the left side, the door closed slammed on his face. He started screaming insanely. Soush: Oh grow up you big baby! Crono: AH! You don’t understand! Spitfire: Holy hell his unmentionables got caught in the door! nRa: Uhm..Unmentionables? Spitfire: Eeeh, sorry. Spending too much time with Kitty these days. Without anyone caring for the medical attention Crono needed, he bled to death. Jordie: Wow how…dramatic. Darkandroid: Gosh..I’m so sad right now. He said before he took a drink from a bottle of Vodka. nRa: Wait…Where did you get that bottle from? I didn’t see anything in your hand when we were running. Spitfire: He must have special powers to hide his bottles of alcohol. Soush: Explains why he’s always drunk. Darkandroid: I’m not drunk! *hic* Soush: Of course you aren’t… Darkandroid: Ayo! *hic* don’t make fun of your king! I shall slay you with my mighty sword Excalibur! Darkandroid thought his bottle was a sword, and started poking Soush with it. Soush:…. Jordie: I heard alcohol makes you stupid. Darkandroid: No it not… Jordie: Uh-huh… Darkandroid: What’s all these birds doing in this room! *hic* Quick bring me my mighty steed! Spitfire handed him a broom. Darkandroid: Oy oy! I shan’t fail my kingdom! *hic* He started running around the room with the broom between his legs. nRa: I gotta say this is pretty entertaining. ------Tootsie & Spike----- Tootsie: Good thing you said you were sorry there. You almost drowned! Spike: Aye…Drowned…I don’t know how to swim. Tootsie: I mean what kind of guy doesn’t know how to swim! You’re a pirate! Spike: …. Tootsie: How lame do you have to be! You seriously suck! Spike: …. Tootsie: I’ve never seen such fail in a person before Spike: Would you shut up you wench! Tootsie: What?! Spike: Uhm…. Tootsie grabbed Spike by the hair and started dragging him Tootsie: To the toilet with you! Spike: Not the hair not the hair! As she dragged him by the hair, she walked into an open door and slammed it. Screams could be heard from the other side. Spike: Wait was that crono screaming?! Tootsie: Oh-ho! Don’t try to change what I’m doing! ------------Group 5----------- Group 5 was formed of Repliku, Cin, HB, JellyBeing, Rat, iPraise, DPWolf and Jube. Definitely not the best of groups. They were all walking carefully in a hallway. HigherBeing: You not DPWolf…I never noticed this..but with this situation and this lighting, you’re pretty hot. DPWolf: Get away from me or you’ll be my next dinner. Rat: This is boring… iPraise: What the heck? We just got attacked! People are dying! This is no time to be bored! Rat: …This is still boring. JellyBeing: Gawd…I’m so hungry. Repliku: Look over there! Jube: Dude..Is that a..kitten? Cin: Da hell is a kitten doing here. Repliku: Hm, it’s yellow-ish of colour. JellyBeing: Ooh! Can I eat it?! Rat: Uhm, no? The kitten sitting there spotted them. It turned around and flipped over, showing that it wants a belly rub. iPraise: Awww it’s so cute! iPraise moved closer to the kitten. Repliku: Wait a second iPraise, something’s not right here. iPraise: Aw c’mon! Just look at it, it’s so cute! He started rubbing the kitten’s belly. iPraise: Who’s a pretty kitten, who’s a pretty kitten. Suddenly, the Kitten’s expression changed. It changed to an almost human grin. It flipped over and opened its big mouth. Cin: Whoa! Its fangs started showing, and grew as the kitten opened its mouth more. iPraise: Uhm…Guys?? Drool seeped from the kitten’s mouth. Everyone was terrified and wouldn’t dare move closer to the kitten. iPraise, paralyzed by what he was seeing, started slowly getting devoured by the kitten, one body part at a time. Jube: Holy ****! The Kitten had eventually devoured iPraise, not leaving any trace of him. It burped, then started choking on something. It spit out the Bible iPraise was carrying. Cin: Wow…guess even the kitten has no taste in religion. The Kitten then glared at everyone else. Shocked, everyone started running, entered the closest room they could find and locked the door behind them. HB: That was crazy! JellyBeing: I wish I was at that Kitten’s place… DPWolf: Would you stop thinking about food! Repliku: Sshh…We’re not alone. Rat: Is that…Gamefreak103?...playing SSB? Gamefreak103: Must..get..high scores. Rat: Uhm Gamefreak… Repliku: No, leave him be. Looks like he’s been here for years….or just 2 days of non-stop playing SSB. Anyway if we try to take him out of his SSB trance he might get a mental dysfunction . Jube: Dude, he already has a mental dysfunction. Just look at him! Repliku: Yeah that’s true I guess..But still, leave him in his happy place. DPWolf: Hey look a mini-fridge! JellyBeing: FOOOOOD!!! JellyBeing pushed everyone aside and attacked the fridge. HB: Hey leave some for us! JellyBeing opened the fridge only to find that most of it is empty. The only food that was left is so vegetables. There was a note inside. HB grabbed the note and read it. HB: Let’s see…”My apologies for leaving nothing in the fridge but vegetables. My group was pretty hungry. Hope you can forgive us. “ At the bottom of the note was signed “TheChosenOne” HB: Goddamnit TCO!! Repliku: Bah, might as well eat the vegetables. Everyone except JellyBeing took some cucumbers and carrots and started eating them. DPWolf: What’s wrong JellyBeing? I thought you were hungry. JellyBeing:…I hate vegetables! HB: Oh c’mon it’s not that bad. It’s better than dying of hunger anyway. JellyBeing: bah… JellyBeing picked up some spinach, and took a small bite off it. Cin: Well? JellyBeing: Mmm..Wow! It’s not so bad I guess! HB: See? What did we tell ya. JellyBeing: Yeah I guess you we— JellyBeing stopped breathing. She started becoming red and bloated up. Eventually she blew up, and the remains of her turned to dust. Rat: Wow…That was weird..Meh Repliku: Guess it’s the first time she ate a vegetable. --------Group 6-------- In the 6th and final group, there were Mustang, Cocohints, Rosey, Arc, Darky, Split and Libre. A definite colorful group that showed promise. Darky: Quick this way! Rosey: I say we should go this way! Libre: No no no! We should go that way! Cocohints: You guys are nuts! We should just stay here and wait! Split: What, wait for our pending doom?! Cocohints: Why do you always have to be so negative! Darky: Says the person who’s been causing panic the whole day… Arc: Pff! I’m obviously fit to lead us to victory! I’m more qualified than any of you losers! I can do anything! Mustang: Oh shut up already! Stop fighting maggots! We’re supposed to be a team! Act like one! Look, we either go to our doom or face it here! We are nature’s offensive team! We will succ— An anvil suddenly started falling down the stairs, hit Mustang and killed him. Libre: Oh thank you god! Rosey: Wow an anvil..so cliché. Though thank god it made Mustang shut up. Split: Whoever this killer is really needs to get more original ideas, he gets his ideas from old re-runs of cartoons like that crazy coyote. He should watch more up to date shows lik---What’re you doing guys? Rosey: Praying for another anvil to fall down those stairs. Split:…. Rosey: Damn! Didn’t work. Cocohints: Hey guys! Over here! Look at this strange room! They all entered a room that had numerous computers, gadgets, gizmos and watcha-makalems. Libre: I wonder if there are any adult movies in here…. Darky: Well this is crazy. Looks like someone’s been watching us through cameras. Rosey: There’s even a microphone for announcements. Cocohints: Hey look! A camera in the library! Split: And one in the Living Room… Arc: And one in the bathroom..wait what?! Libre: Wow that’s kinky. Darky: Guys look at this one, it’s the Sistas! They’re in Forsaken’s office….Holy **** what’re they doing?! Rosey: ..Act of love? Split: Wait look, Forsaken’s there! Arc: Looks like he’s dead… Libre: Wow, this sure is a plot twist. Darky grabbed the microphone and started yelling Darky: Guys! It wasn’t Forsaken! He’s dead! Rosey slapped Darky and took the microphone from him. Rosey: Are you crazy! You just told our enemy where we are! Darky: I’m sorry…BUT WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?! Libre: haha, look at this guys, there’s an escalator in here. Cocohints: Wait what, what the hell is an escalator doing in a mansion? Rosey: Nyeh…Heh, there’s even a reverse-forward button to it. Cool! Cocohints: Don’t play with things like that! Rosey: And why is that?! Cocohints: You just don’t know what might happen! As Coco and Rosey were arguing, we could see on the screen that Xaldin and the others (group 2), were at the escalator. Split: Uhm..Guys? Rosey: Why do you always have to be so protective! Then the screen showed Xaldin stepping on the escalator. Then jumping on it. Split: Guys! Cocohints: Oh pshaw! Ok I’ll press Reverse and you press forward. Cocohints pressed the reverse button and Rosey pressed the forward button. The screen then showed the whole scenario where Xaldin was put in a never-ending fall. Cocohints: Happy? Rosey: Yup! Cocohints: Now what did you want Split? Split:….Nevermind. -----------Back to Group 1------------- Lithium: Oh…Mishy Mish: I..I can’t move… Sammy: Wow…I’ve never felt your skin on mine Kitty. Kitty: It’s so..cold. SA: Oh Mish…Your whispers are gentle echoes that go through my soul.. Kitty: It’s…It’s like we have the same mind.. Sammy: Oh Kitty, you’re leaving me breathless. Lithium: I’d give my soul to be able to do this again. Mish: Our hearts are beating next to each other… Vivi: Left foot green! Sammy: Goddamnit! I can’t move! Mishy move your big but! Mish: Hey I’m stuck on right hand blue here! SA: You guys suck at this game! We should’ve never played twister! They collapsed on the floor. Vivi: Well atleast we passed the time. A sudden announcement came through the speakers in the whole house. It was Darky. Darky: Guys! It wasn’t Forsaken! He’s dead! Sammy: What the hell? SA: Don’t you think it’s about time to get out of this room already? Kitty: Right-oh! Let’s move out Sistas! They carefully opened the door and left the room, hoping they don’t find CtR. Orange: Hi guys! Kitty: Oh hey Ora—WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA! You’re supposed to be dead! Orange: Dead? What?! Sammy: Y-you were dead! We saw you’re body in the library! Orange: Seriously wtf are you guys talking about. Mish took out a picture from her pocket. Mish: Look! I even took a picture of your corpse! Orange: Wait! Haha! That’s not me you idiots. That’s my cousin! SA:….Really? Orange: Yeah! Dude we look nothing alike how could you mistake him for me? Vivi: …All you orange look alike to me. Kitty: Well anyway, come with us Orange! Orange: Ok! “Orange joins the party!” A weird familiar music was heard after orange joined the party. 5 minutes later, Spike: Yarrgh! There they be! Tootsie: Thank **** we found you. Kitty: What happened to you guys? Spike was drenched in water. Tootsie: Uhm…Let’s just say he had an accident. Spike: …Arrr, well what actually happened is th— Tootsie glared at Spike. Spike: Uhm..Nothing! I just wet myself! Sammy: You..wet yourself? Spike: Aye! It’s what us standard pirates do these days! I’m a scallywag! Pirate that loves mischief. ----------------------- nRa: Look over there! It’s the Sistas! Soush: We’re saved! Jordie: Hey guys! Mish: Hey! Good thing we found you. We started thinking if any of you were dead. Sammy: Where’s Crono? Spitfire: Funny story, his unmentionables got stuck in a door and he died. Kitty: Haha! That is funny! Tootsie: Yeah…Pretty funny…Hah… Darkandroid: Oy! He grabbed Sammy. *hic* Merlin! Good thing you’re here! We need to save our lovely Guinevere! Mish: Drunk again DA? Spitfire: Meh, yeah he’s been like that for like half an hour now. Lithium: Over here guys, there’s some music coming from this room. The opened a door, and saw Laurence_Fox singing. Tummer, Final Form, Redsonic and Xenmas_14 were dead. Kairi Namine and La Sofa were sitting in the corner scared of Laurence. Laurence_Fox: I feel stunning And entrancing; Feel like running and dancing for joy, For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy! La Sofa: Get her away from us! She’s crazy! Kitty: …Well wow. ------------------------- They had eventually encountered CtR. CtR: Haha! I finally found you snookums! Muhaha! Kitty: CtR! Stop this madness! Sammy: You’ve just killed many people CtR! Stop! Mish: Or face the wrath of the Sistas! CtR: Psssh! The wrath of the Sistas. You Sistas are kiddies! She took out one of her exploding cookies and targeted Kitty. CtR: Say goodnight Kitty! Kitty: Goodnight kitty? OH MY GOSH CtR threw the cookie at her. Spitfire: Noooo! Kitty! Spitfire jumped in front of Kitty and used his body as a human shield for her. The cookie had exploded on Spitfire. Kitty: No! Spitfire! She kneeled down and grabbed spitfire. Kitty: Oh..Spity. Don’t die now! Spitfire: Don’t worry Kitty..Even though we didn’t spend that much time together, it was worth it. Someday our souls will dance in the wind again…And we’ll love again. These have been the best years of my life…And you just made it better Kitty: Uhm..That’s not it. You owe me 5 bucks you twat! He died before he could say anything. SA: This is becoming insane! Mish: This is worse than when Sammy accidentally caught herself while she was blown away an hour ago. Sammy: God I said I’m sorry! Everyone makes mistakes! Mish: Vivi! You’re the only one that can stop CtR! Vivi: No I can’t! I won’t! Mish: You started this now you end it! Vivi: ****! Fine I’ll stop her! Vivi walked closer to CtR. Vivi: It’s over CtR! CtR: Ah! Snookums! So we meet again! Vivi ran towards her, avoided some of her cookies, and jumped in front of her. CtR: W-what are you gonna do to me?! Vivi: The only thing I can ****ing do! Vivi opened his arms wide and gave CtR the biggest hug she got in her life. CtR: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I wuv you Snookums! Vivi: I think I’m gonna vomit… CtR: What did you say?! Vivi: I wuv you CtR! CtR: AWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Mish: Well, looks like everything’s back to normal. Another job well done by the Sistas! nRa: Wtf, you guys didn’t do anything! Mish: That’s what you think! But anyway atleast everyone’s happy now. Kitty: *sniff* I want my 5 bucks! Tootsie: Wow Mish, I want be like you when I grow up! Mish: What? You want to be an 18 year old woman with no money, no boyfriend, no job and has Aids? Tootsie:…You have Aids? Mish: Don’t change the subject! Sammy: We still don’t know who our killer is though. SA: Oh we’ll find out eventually. A gun could be heard being loaded. Kitty: What the… ??? : FREEZE! Kitty: Ah! Don’t shoot! Sammy: Wait, who said that?! ???: Oy! Down here! They all looked down, and saw a yellowish duck standing there, holding a gun. ------------------------------------- [In next week’s chapter of Christmas Murder: Secrets will be revealed! Rosey: My real name isn’t Rosey… People will be resurrected! Sammy: You’re supposed to be dead! And people will die! Vivi: No ****! So stay updated with the heart-pounding, drool seeping, seat warming story Christmas Murder!] ------------------- lol, cheesy much? xD Now, before anyone says I told you so xD, there's 2 chapters left. NOW COMMENT
Wow well this took a while to wrote. Usually I finish 1 day before I actually finished it. I just finished it 30 minutes ago O_o (I started writting it wednesday >_>) This one's longer than the others. Probably not as funny as part 3 though lol. READ IT ANYWAY AND COMMENT. ---------------------------------- As the Sistas were running in the hallways, they couldn’t find any trace of DubaiMario. SA: This makes no sense! We were just on his tail! Lithium: Where could he be?! Kitty: Guys look! To find a noob we need to think like a noob… Sammy:…And ask ourselves “Where would I hide if I was a noob?”! Mish: Exactly! Nice thinking Big-Lipz. She said as she winked Sammy: Aww, thanks Mishy. Sammy leaned over to Mish and gave her a tight hug that could’ve lasted for hours if Kitty didn’t interrupt them. Kitty: Wait! I got it! Follow me! Everyone followed Kitty to the living room. Kitty looked around the room, then pointed at the curtains. Kitty: Ssshh, he’s behind the curtains. There was obviously someone hiding behind the curtains. There was a ruckus coming from there. And the person’s feet where showing. Kitty: Aha!! Kitty opened the curtains only to find crono naked. Crono: Hey! You’re not Spitfire! Sammy: Ah! MY EYES! THEY BURN! Kitty: Le Gasp! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAYGAY! YOU’RE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!............. Crono: Come back when you get a sex change! He said as he closed the curtain. Sammy: Uhm..wrong curtains? Kitty: No flippin’ way! It’s the curtains over there! Kitty walked across the room and opened other curtains. Lithium: Aha! We found you Dubai! DubaiMario: 0 |\|0 ]-[0W DID U FI|\|D ]\/[3??!1!1?11!!! DubaiMario with his amazing skills jumped over the Sistas and ran off. Lithium: Holy black testicals! How did he do that?! StupidAquarius: Must be those noob skills Repliku was talking about. Mish: Quick! Offensive maneuver 6-a! Lithium you be or Ned! Lithium: As always dearie. All 5 followed Dubai in different paths. Kitty had eventually caught up with Dubai. As she was about to lose him again, Mish and SA surprised him from the front. They were standing in a 3-way hallway. Mish: It’s over Dubai! Dubai: |\|3\/3R11!!1!!1 0]\/[g He turned around only to see Kitty threatening him with a frying pan. Kitty: Don’t make me use this! He turned left in attempt to run away but Sammy surprised him. Sammy: No way out! Dubai: T/-\]-[T5 WUt u t]-[I|\|K!!11! There were no empty paths left, but that didn’t stop Dubai. He jumped over Sammy and while he was in the air Kitty screamed Kitty: Now Lithium! Lithium suddenly jumped out of a coincidentally placed closet and collided into Dubai, causing them both to slam on the groud. Lithium: Haha! We got you! He said as he grabbed Dubai. StupidAquarius: Quick! Tie him up! Mish: Bondage? StupidAquarius: Well I did think that for a split-second but no… Kitty then ran towards them while shouting her famous war cry. Kitty: La-la-la-la-la-la!!! And hit Dubai on the head with the frying pan. SA: What the hell kitty! That wasn’t necessary! Sammy: Uhm…Atleast we don’t have to hurry in tying him up now. Let’s go back to the library. By the way Kitty, how did you know Dubai was hiding behind the curtains? Kitty: Elementary my dear Sammy, Only noobs hide behind curtains. Mish: Hey, weren’t Spike and Tootsie supposed to follow us? ----------------------------- Tootsie: Nobody calls me wench and gets away with it! Tootsie was lifting Spike over her head. Tootsie: To the bathroom! You’re getting a swirlie! Spike: Arrrg! Tis mutiny!! -------------------------------- Soush: Gah! We’ve been waiting for half an hour now! Why did you hit him with a frying pan! Kitty: Oh shush-up shortie. He’ll wake up soon enough DubaiMario, unconscious, was tied to a chair. La Sofa: I don’t get it…What’s wrong with him? Laurence_Fox: He’s unconscious you twit. La Sofa: uncon-what? He’s dead?!....Can I poke him? Darkandroid: Damn…I’m ****ing hungry. Rosey: Cool it Attila The Hungry…We’ll find something soon…Wait, that might’ve been the most normal thing you’ve said all night DA. Darkandroid: You know Lisbeth..You’re look mighty tasty today…Can I…take a lick? Rosey: There it is… Sammy: Ssssssh, he’s waking up! Dubai: z0]\/[G WTF ]\/[ I D0I|\|g ]-[3R3 Rosey: What’s even the point of asking him anything, we can’t even understand one syllable! Repliku: Ah, that’s where you’re wrong. I found out that one of our friends here can translate what Dubai’s saying. Mish: Who?? Cin: Lol hai Guyz! SA: What the hell, Cin’s our translator?! Repliku: Well it’s either him or Kairi Namine. Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! Sammy: *shrugs* Let’s get this over with already. She turned her attention to Dubai. Dubai! Are you the one that killed Rufus and Orange?! DubaiMario: I ]-[/-\3\/0RZ |\|0 I3D/-\ wUT Ur T0kI|\|G /-\b0UT!!1!! |_0|_ Cin: He says he has no idea what u guyz r talkin about…and lol. Madi: Why’re you talking like that Cin..? Cin: Talking lik wut? Repliku: Ssh…He doesn’t know he talks like that. You see Cin went to Noob-opolis a few years ago to do some research. After he came back he started talking like that. Noob-ish is contagious you know… Madi: I’m sure it is……… Mish: Kitty…Dubai couldn’t have killed them alone. Kitty: What do you mean? Mish: Well Dubai isn’t in many ways what you’d call…smart. He’d be more as a parter. Uhm, well not even that. He’d be more as extremely minor distraction. There’s probably somebody else behind all this. Kitty: Dubai, who’re you working for?! DubaiMario: i]\/[ |\|0t W0Rki|\|G F0R /-\|\|Y0|\|31!111!!1 Cin: He sayz he aint working 4 anyone… Kitty: Spill it! We know someone else is behind the kills! DubaiMario: |_000K I D0|\|T /-\\/3|\| K|\|0W W]-[0 ]-[/-\ I51!!1!!1 0]\/[G |_0|_ Cin: He sayz he isn’t working 4 anyone. Kitty: So he won’t talk eh? SA: Want me to blow him up? Kitty: Nah, we need him alive. This calls for my super special secret cereal business skill. Kitty started taking off her clothes. Eventually all she left on were her black leather underwear and bra. Every guy’s jaw (and HigherBeing) dropped in the room; they couldn’t believe what they were seeing. Kitty leaned over to DubaiMario, unzipping her bra; Dubai couldn’t help but not drool. Kitty suddenly took out a whip that she hid in her bra. Goimez: Oh my…. HigherBeing: Wonder if she ever uses those clothes… Kitty: You will talk! She said as she whip-cracked. Dubai: i D0|\|t K|\|0W /-\|\|YT]-[i|\|g11!11! WTF |\|00b Cin: H-he says he doesn’t know anything. Kitty: Nonsense! Stop making it hard on yourself Dubai! She whip-cracked again. Talk! Dubai: Y D0|\|T U B|_3I\/3 ]\/[311!!!!!! 0]\/[g i D0|\|T w]-[00RZ I]\/[ w0RKI|\|G F0R1!!!1 0]\/[G Wtf Cin: Plz don’t hurt meh!! Kitty: He said that? Cin: No I’m saying it! He’s asking why you don’t believe him, and that he doesn’t know who he’s working for. Kitty: How could he not know who he’s working for?! Dubai: C]-[3K ]\/[/-\]-[P0K3T5!!!1!!1!! 0]\/[G wtF |_0|_ Cin: He’s telling us to check his pockets. Kitty: Hmmm? Kitty searched Dubai’s pockets and found a cassette player with an audiotape inside it. She looked at her pals in confusion, rewinded the tape and played it. A mysterious, deep, disguised voice was coming from the cassette. Audiotape: Hello Dubai, I’d like to propose an offer you can’t refuse. All your life you’ve been a noob, always new at everything, not learning from your mistakes. Eventually you wandered off from your noob village, ignoring your leaders. You just didn’t want to migrate with colonies of noobs. But now you want to go back don’t you? Well I’d like to play a little game then. There are people heading to a nearby mansion soon who....need to be taught a lesson. You’ll be hearing from me soon, my underlings will contact you when they can. The tape ended Rat: What the **** was that?! Split: Looks like somebody really is out to get us…. Jordie: Wow… Kitty: So noobs have colonies now? Repliku: Well yes, noobs who convert religions, which their original religion is the 1337 religion, tend to migrate out of their hometown. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends. These colonies convert into spammer. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear. It’s pretty contagious in the noob race. Mish: That’s pretty fascinating. Thank goodness I’m not a blonde anymore, or I wouldn’t have understood a word you said. Sammy: I didn’t understand anything… Mish: Well that’s obvious. Cocohints: We’re so damn dead! We can’t fight this! No one can! We’re just helpless people stuck in a mansion with psychos! Kitty: Ok focus guys! DPWolf: Rawr! What about Dubai. Kitty: Aye, him…Well we have to let him go. He was pretty much forced against his will. Kitty apologized to Dubai and untied him. Kitty: Go on now..You’re free! You just stay put and hide. We’ll find a way out of here sooner or later. Dubai slowly walked away, fearing anyone that nears him. Sammy: Hmm… Kitty: What? Sammy: Nothing..It’s just that..Whatever happened to RvR and Vivi? Kitty:…uh-oh. Vivi: LOOK! THERE’S DUBAI! RvR: GET HIM!!! Vivi jumped on Dubai and started beating him with his fists. Vivi: TCO! Hand me that baseball bat! Kitty: Wait Vivi stop! Vivi: DIE YOU DOG! You’ll pay for what you did to Rufus and Orange!! The baseball bat eventually broke. Vivi: Goddamnit TCO!! You gave me a bad baseball! Dubai: 0]\/[FG I]\/[ RU|\|I|\|g 0UT/-\ ]-[3R3 Vivi: Oh shi--…He’s running away! RvR: Here! Take this Frisbee I found! Vivi threw the Frisbee at Dubai. He missed Dubai, but he hit the ceiling fan. The fan fell off and coincidentally hit Dubai. Dubai swirled around the room, fell on one of the bookcases, and the bookcase fell on Dubai and gruesomely killed him. Vivi: OWNED! ****ING OWNED! DID YOU SEE THAT?! DID YOU SEE IT?! RvR: That was so awesome! Have no fear, Riot Police is here! He won’t be bothering anyone ever again. Everyone:….. Vivi: What? Madi: Well, turns out Dubai wasn’t the one who killed Rufus and Orange… Vivi: Oh….Well…He still won’t bother anyone ever again. Split examined the way Dubai died, and started thinking. Darky: What? You gonna CnC his death? Split: No..This was a totally perfect death. Darky:…Well that’s a change.. Jordie: You know I’ve heard of this kind of killer before. I’ve heard about this person on the news! Laurence_Fox: You sure about that? Jordie: Yeah yeah! Apparently he or she captures his victims, and makes them play twisted games, contacting them by audio tapes. I think he’s called the famous SeaSaw killer….or something like that. Like a few months ago he--… -------A few months ago-------------- Hissora was trapped in a room all by herself, she had eventually found a recorder with a tape inside it. The same deep mysterious voice played. Audiotape: Hello Hissora, all you’re life you’ve been blaming others guys you’ve dated to be homosexual just because they weren’t good enough for you. And you’ve left those guys scarred and made them lose hope. Now there’s one way that you can redeem yourself. In front of you is a box, in that box is a note that predicts the exact future. The game is to see if you can handle what the note says, when you open the box and read the note, I’ll open the door 5 minutes later. Do you have the will to survive knowing a horrible truth? Shall you have salvation? Let the games begin. Hissora ran towards the box, opened it, grabbed the note, and read the note in horror. Hissora: “Christmas is canceled this year”…What?! No….no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hissora had eventually lost her breath and died. ------------Present---------------- Laurence_Fox: That’s indeed really barbaric and twisted! Split: eeeh, Kitty...Do you think Forsaken did this? Kitty: Forsaken? Why him? Split: Uhm, well he was the one that invited us; he knows this mansion better than anyone….It’s a classic scenario. Madi: Heey! He’s got a point! Libregkd: I’d hate to agree, but Split’s actually right. Kitty: You know I never thought of that… Risk: Man…This guy’s like a frikin’ Nazi.. Laurence_Fox: What do you mean by that?! Schrauben Sie Sie! Lang lebe Deutschland! Lang lebe Hitler!! Madi: Cool it Fox… Laurence_Fox: Wow..Sorry about that. It’s just my German heritage. Soku: So let’s get Forsaken! Rosey: It’s not that simple…We don’t even know where his room is, let alone where he actually is. Mish: So we go on a search, but all go together! We know what happens when all of us are alone. She said as she glared at kitty Kitty: Hey how was I supposed to know someone would eat orange! Mish: Anyway, do we have any weapons available? Cocohints: Uhm..What do we need? Mish: Well for this kind of operation we’ll need a bunch of AK-47s , some M16s, Sniper rifles, handguns SA: Oh! We’d need explosives too! I love bombs! Mish: Yeah yeah! Some grenade lauchers, normal grenades, detonators, smoke grenades, SMGs, 12 Gauge automatic Shotguns, some MK12s and a bit of flas--- Cocohints: We have sharp-sticks and some forks. Mish:….Yeah that’ll do fine too. Laurence_Fox: Ok, it’s time to get dangerous! Rat: Trying to make the environment more exiting? Laurence_Fox: Hehe..yeah. Is it working? Rat: Well yeah kinda. Kitty: Let’s just head out already. DPWolf: How about you put your clothes on first Kitty? Kitty: Oh yeah that. Every guy in the room (And Higherbeing) went “awwwwwwwwwwwwww” --------------------------------- Everyone headed to find Forsaken’s room, or any trace of Forsaken himself., as they were all 1 group. Laurence_Fox: Wait, where’s that music coming from? Madi: It’s coming from that room! Laurence_Fox opened the door, and saw La Sofa and GX singing GX: Four, tres, two, uno! La Sofa: Listen up ya'll, cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is de-li-cious Sofalicious definition make them girls go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo You can see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Girls just sit on me and go like seasons GX: You’re Sofalicious! La Sofa:But I ain't promiscuous And if you were suspicious All that **** is fictitious I blow kisses. That puts them girls on rock rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got GX: You’re Sofalicious! La Sofa: I'm the S to the O, F to the A! I’m Sofali--- Laurence, disgusted at what she was seeing, slammed the door. Laurence_Fox: That’s sick and wrong in so many ways! Mish: By the way, what ever happened to Spike and Tootsie? Jordie: Uh…well… ------------------------- Tootsie and Spike were both in the bathroom. Tootsie was holding Spike upside down, while his head was over the toilet bowl. Tootsie: Say you’re sorry! Spike: Har! Never you sea wench! Tootsie shoved his head deeper in the toilet and flushed it. Spike: Aahh- *Glo-*. St-*glo*-op. *glo* Please! Tootsie took out his head Tootsie: Read to say sorry now? Spike: I PROMISE YE! I’ll make you walk the plank when this is over! Tootsie: I didn’t hear a sorry in that…Oh well! She shoved his head in the toilet again and flushed. ---------------------------- Sammy: Let’s get moving again, we don’t want any distractions 5 minutes later. Cocohints: Hey..do you hear that? Mish: Uhm…No? Cocohints: Exatly! Mish: …okay? Cocohints: Look I’m just pointing out that it’s quiet…….too quiet. Raito: Wait, what’s that over there on the floor? TCO: Looks like a basket… Vivi: What’s a basket doing in the ****ing middle of a hallway. Risk went over to check out the basket. Risk: Hey! There’s a cookie in here! JellyBeing: OMG FOOD! GIMME! Risk: No it’s mine! I found it! Risk grabbed the cookie. Rosey: Wait a second…a cookie and a basket? ****! Risk let go of that cookie! But before Risk even heard Rosey, the cookie blew up in his face. Vivi: Oh ****! SA: Oooh…pretty bomb. Sammy rushed over to Risks’ body and examined it Sammy: He’s dead… Jube: No **** Sherlock! Kitty: Hey I’m the Sherlock here! Jube: Then tell us what the hell happened! Shadow: Wait what’s that noise… A weird rumbling sound was echoing through the hallway. Shadow: It’s coming from this wall… He put his ear against the wall trying to make out what the noise is. Suddenly, the wall blew up. Soku: **** not again! Shadow fell on the floor screaming, Sammy rushed over to Shadow. Sammy: It’ll be ok Shadow! Shadow: Ugh..He grabbed Sammy’s shirt. I’ll live on through the force…He then let go of her and died. Sammy: Wow…. SA: This is so damn sad! Sammy: No that’s not it…I’ve just never seen such a cheesy way of dying. While the smoke was still covering the room and people were still panicking, somebody walked through the hole in the wall. Sammy: Who…who are you?! CatchTheRain: Ooooh Snookums!! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE! Vivi: ****! ****! HOLY ****! I’M OUTTA HERE! Jordie: Oh my god! You did this CtR?! CatchTheRain: Hhhmmmm?! Get away from me! She pushed Jordie aside into a table, knocking her out unconscious. Sammy: You! You killed Rufus and the others! You’ll pay for this! Sammy went closer to CtR and punched her as hard as she could on the chest. But CtR didn’t feel a thing. Sammy: What the hell?! Usually my punches send my enemies flying! CtR: Fool! You can’t hurt me! I have protective cookies under my shirt! You can’t break their sweet crunchiness!! CtR punched Sammy back, and sent her flying. Mish and SA caught Sammy before she hit the wall. CtR: Now, where is he!? Where’s Snookums?! Sora 13: Who the hell is snookums?! CtR: Don’t play dumb with me! Now, are you gonna tell me, or should I use my explosive cookies on you?! She took out cookies from her pockets. You’ve got 5 seconds to comply! Mish: Quick, Sistas! Evasive maneuver 3-c!…RUN AND SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS! Lithium: EEEEEEEEEK! Sora 13 and a couple of other people grabbed Jordie and ran away. Everyone had separated into groups. CtR: Running away is futile!! The Sistas had eventually reached a dead end. Vivi suddenly came out of a door that matched the colour of the wall, making it quite hard to even notice it. Vivi: Quick in here! After the Sistas entered the room Vivi locked the door behind him. Vivi: That ***** is crazy!! Kitty: Wait CtR couldn’t have been the one that killed Rufus and Orange. She went crazy when Vivi didn’t hug her… Sammy: What the hell Vivi! Why didn’t you hug her when you did! Vivi: I never hug people so sue me! Kitty: Well she wants you! I say we throw you out! SA: Uhm…Guys…. Vivi: Hell no! I aint going out there! SA: GUYS! Mish: What?! SA: Look! There was someone sitting on a chair, while his head was resting on the desk. Kitty: Wait…It’s Forsaken! Poo poo head! Mish: Heh, sleeping as always. Sammy: Wait something’s wrong… She ran towards Forsaken and checked his pulse. Sammy:…He’s dead… -------------------------- OMG no flippin' way I'm dead 8D
Omg o: By the way that's not my handwritting xD
I'm Kitty's son. I couldn't believe it when they said I was the son of a scotish. I confronted her about it and she just neglected me, even though she had me when she was 3 years old. Now I'm sad and I don't know what to do ...-_-
And finally got to finish part 3 :3 Before you start the story, dudes and dudettes, don't get angry or offended by this lol. It's just a story. Enjoy :3 ---------------------- Kitty: Well that’s just great! Raito: What kind of emergency alarm locks us in!? Rosey: It’s SUPPOSED to lock us in, not make it easier to get out! It’s supposed to prevent others from entering the mansion. It covers the doors with metal walls and adds several layers to the windows…making them indestructible. Sora 13: Well how was I supposed to know?! Soush: Uhm..Well there’s this sign over the case that says “WARNING! This emergency alarm locks you in the mansion. Supposedly keeping others from entering it. Bars all doors with metal walls and adds several layers to the windows. Keep out of reach of children” Vivi:…******bag.. Spike: Shiver me timbers! Ye be scurvy dogs! Cocohints: So ok let’s see review here, Rufus is dead, the mansion is totally locked down with no way out, and a lunatic insane psychotic madman killer is stuck in the mansion with us… Muffin: Causing panic much? Cocohints: That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?! Goimez: Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh?! Why don't we try that?! Muffin slapped Cocohints then said Muffin: Get a hold of yourself woman!..lol, I’ve always wanted to do that. Mish: Rosey, isn’t there a way to shut down the lockdown? Rosey: Well...From what I know we can either wait for 12 hours until morning and the lockdown will automatically shut itself down …or.. Mish: Or…? Rosey: Or we press the button that totally shuts down the lockdown. TCO: Awesome! Where’s the button?! Rosey: Uhm…Well…She pointed to the front door. It’s next to front door but..-- Foxxie: Ok so let’s all head to the front door! Rosey: W-wait I’m not done! ----------------------- Foxxie: Let’s see…Ah there it is! Uhm… Next to the front door was a high tech lock system keypad. Kitty: Great Scot! What the hell is this!? Rosey: Uhm..Well shutting it down isn’t as simple as one might think. There’s a code. Laurence_Fox: So what’s the damn code?! Rosey: I don’t know… Laurence_Fox: ..what? Rosey: I DON’T KNOW! JEEZ! IT’S NOT LIKE I MADE THIS GOD FORSAKEN MANSION! TCO: Don’t you atleast have a small idea on what the code is? Rosey: Look, all I know is that the code is a 6-number code, and the code is supposedly written on the other side of this front door. TCO: Well that’s simple enough! Why don’t we just check what it is? Rosey: Uh-huh uh-huh…Remember we’re stuck in here! We can’t go outside! TCO: …right. Madiyasha: Well then didn’t anyone notice the code while entering the mansion?? Everyone:…. Madi: Well?! La Sofa: Oh wait! Madi: Yeah?? La Sofa: I remember seeing 6 numbers!...And that’s it. Laurence_Fox:…What the hell! Did you graduate from the university of the Blindly Obvious or something? Tootsie: Uhm, well now that I think about it I remember seeing 6 at the end of the code. Sora 13: That’s helpful I guess. What don’t we just randomly try inputting random codes and hope that it’ll work? Repliku: Uhm…You want to try randomly try it out? Look we only know 1 number of the code, and it’s the last. If it would be the 1st number of the code it would be different. So the number of possible codes is about..uhm let’s see…1 million. So if you want to randomly try then by all means do, it would take less time if we wait till morning. TCO: You have to agree though; this defense system is pretty impressive. Xaldin: This is impressive? We have a much better defense system in Bermuda. Do you guys live in caves or something? Cocohints: That’s it we’re dead. Madi: Would you stop with the “we’re dead” thing! DubaiMario: /-\|\|Y0|\|/-\ W/-\|\|T 2 P|_/-\Y T3]\/[ F0RtR35 2 WIT]\/[3??!!1?!1?!11!11!!1 0]\/[G Mish: What the **** did he just say?? Repliku: Wow, this is seriously rare. He’s speaking the long lost language of noobs. I’d never thought I’d see it in my life! Hmm, and this is the extreme noobish part…A.k.a ****** mode. Mostly spoken in the eastern parts of Noobopolis, or as the experts like to call it, “Swordser-ville”. Mish: Any chance translating what he just said? Repliku: Sorry I just researched it, don’t actually speak it. Spike: Arrrrr, Avast! A lass outside the window! Mish: Look its Sara! She could tell us the code! Mish moved closer to the window, then waved at Sara. Sara waved back. Mish: SARA! CAN YOU HEAR US?! LOOK WE NEED YOU TO CHECK OUT THE CODE THAT’S WRITTEN ON THE FRONT DOOR FROM YOUR SIDE! Sara: WHAT?! Mish: CHECK THE CODE WRITTEN ON THE FRONT DOOR! Sara: Uhm…HUH? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! AND I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A CODE WRITTEN ON THE FRONT DOOR FROM MY SIDE! Mish: Damnit..She can’t hear us. Ah well. Madi: I’m pretty sure she’s doing that on purpose… Darkandroid: Hahahaha!! Tootsie: What the hell Darkandroid?? Darkandroid: Oh god..I’m so sorry but Lisbeth just told me the best joke ever! Tootsie:…uh-huh….Would you like to share? Darkandoid: Uhm…naaaah, you wouldn’t like it. Tootsie: …I swear I don't know what I'd do if that duck was real... DPWolf: Focus guys! Look we need to find a way out of here! Rosey: Wait! What about the chimney? DPWolf: Rawr! Good point! Didn’t TCO climb…err, drop down the chimney? We can just climb up! TCO: Uhm..I w-wouldn’t do that.. Rosey: Why? TCO: Well…I kinda planted mines up there…. Rosey: W-why did you do that?! TCO: So ‘he’ wouldn’t be able to enter the mansion!!! Jordie: …I’m confused…Who’s ‘he’? TCO: You know! That fat guy in the red suit! Jordie:..The mail man? TCO: No! Santa! That psycho… Mish:….You’re scared of Santa? Wow…. TCO: Dude! Just imagine! He enters a house and then ‘leaves’ without doing anything?? Who knows what he could do! Vivi: Man you guys are giving me a huge migraine… Catch the Rain: Awww Snookums! Let me squish you against my chest and make it all better you stupidly cute thing you! Vivi: *cough* As much as I’d like that…Stop calling me stupidly cute! GO AWAY! Catch the Rain: Why you little…You’ll look back at the day you rejected a hug from me!!! Rosey: Well we’re screwed…Does anyone have a plan? Kitty: Aye, I do. Look, our best bet is finding out who the killer is. So I say we scatter. Everyone do what he wants. I’ll investigate. C’mon people chop chop! Kitty actually wanted to investigate everyone in the room without them knowing. Telling them would make them paranoid. So everyone had left the room, leaving Kitty alone. She picked up her famous Sherlock hat started her investigation. ----------------------------- 1 staircase and 3 hallways later, Kitty started going checking each room. She entered the TV room, and saw Rat and Libregkd staring blankly at the TV. She turned her attention to the TV, and what she saw scarred her for life. She will never be the same person again. TV: Oh John! It’s so sad that Drake’s cousin’s friend’s evil twin sister killed your mom! For Libre and Rat were both watching Soap Operas. TV: Anna…You know this means we can’t be together anymore..I’ll die soon. My mom was supposed to give me that kidney, sadly when she got stabbed the knife coincidentally hit the kidney. Goodbye forever my love… Libre: *sniff* I just don’t understand why Anna and John can’t be together! *sniff* Rat: He doesn’t even see that Joanna loves him! Kitty quickly closed the door and moved out to the next room. ------- The next room was a room full of mirrors, Spitfire and Sammy were both in the room looking at themselves in the mirror. Spitfire: My gosh! I’M SO HOT! I LOVE MYSELF! I’d so rape myself if I had a clone! Sammy: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful of them all? She paused for a few seconds then continued Sammy: What do you mean Fayth?!? He’s a guy! Kitty: Everything seems normal here… Kitty closed the door and moved on, the next room was a guest room. She opened the door and saw Mish sitting on the bed just minding her own buisness. Kitty: Well wow, I have to agree that she’s pretty hot even when doing nothing. Mish reached for an unknown object on the table close to her, and then pulled up her jeans on her left leg. Kitty: Hmm? What’s that on her leg…Seems to be…OH MY GOD THERE’S SOMETHING HAIRY CHEWING OFF HER LEG! The object on Mishs’ hand was a razor; she then started to shave her legs. Kitty: My god…Her legs are hairier than a gorilla’s bottom…Ewww…. Kitty shrugged then closed the door and headed to the next room. This room was actually a bar, Kitty saw several people there. Darkandroid was the bartender. Big surprise there. VGN: Wow Laurence_Fox, tomorrow’s your birthday. Laurence_Fox: Bah… Shadowjak: Birthdays suck…every single year you age is another one closer to heartbreak. all good things must come to an end. Every smile seems to vanish a second after its started. Waves, winks, "heys", all insincere. Every single thing that anyone ever does to acknowledge anyone’s existence is merely to advance them in what they believe to be a self-revolving universe. So congratulations. You lasted another year. Another year of pointlessly existing. We make up all these milestones in a life to make it seem like humans actually have an impact on the universe. Make it seem like our lives actually matter, they don’t. Nothing does. The only mark we can leave on the world is in the memories of others. Memories fade. and so will you. Happy ****ing birthday. VGN: Pfff, don’t listen to him Laurence! It’s your special day! Laurence_Fox: …Why aren’t we married yet SJ!?! May I have your spawn? Darkandroid: Lisbeth stop drinking! You remember what happened last time!...Yeah exactly! That game show host was gonna sue us! We did get to meet Oprah though which is pretty cool. Risk: Guys! Stop drinking it’s bad! Madi: Oh shush-up Risk! She grabbed the drink next to her and chugged it all. Spike: Where’d all the rum go!? RoxasNoxas: Wow I feel so free now that I’ve told everyone I’m gay DPWolf: Hey Noxas want a drink? RoxasNoxas: Oh my god, stop acting like a homophobe! You’re just like everybody else! Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys!!!!! Whatcha doing? Sora 13: Drinking… Kairi Namine: Can I join?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soku: God you’re already annoying enough sober… Kairi Namine: I want to join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Madi: Go away……………… Kairi Namine:….So I can join?!?!? Sora 13: I’M TRYING TO WALLOW IN MY DRINK HERE! Kairi Namine: What do you mean???????????? Sora 13: Would you just go away! Kariri Namine: stop being mean to me ok!!!!!!!! She turned around and went closer to SJ. Kairi Namine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SJ!!!!! Whatcha doing????????? Vivi: Thank **** she’s gone! HigherBeing was sitting alone in a corner, starring at Cocohints from afar, and saying to herself. HigherBeing: Wow I never noticed how beautiful she is…I’d so like to wake up next to her in the morning…Just studying her body and— Cocohints: You know I can hear you right? Spdude: Hello everyone! I’m Spdude! Tootsie:…Who’s he? Soku: I have no idea… Raito: I think he’s the new principal in my school.. Jordie: No he’s black… Soush: So who the hell is this guy!? GX: No diggity he be dis playa I hung out with last week Roxma: No that was me… Spdude: You guys are awesome! Goimez: Go away we don’t trust we don’t want you here!! Rosey: Guys be nice! Even though we don’t know him and we don’t really like him, he’s a newbie! Kitty: Well enough of this nonsense. Kitty closed the door and went on to the next room. The next room was a kind of torture room with several cages and devices there. CtR was the only one there. Catch the rain: I’ll show that Vivi! I’ll show him that nobody should reject a hug from me! She grabbed a cage and one of her exploding cookies. Now I just carefully put a cookie there and set the trap. And when he touches it all he’ll be hearing is the faint sound of ‘BOOM!’ HAHA! Genius! And people call me psychotic and insane! Pfff! Not even thinking what was wrong with CtR, she closed the door. JellyBeing then bumped into her in the hallway. Kitty: Aaah! Please don’t eat me!!! JellyBeing: Huh?? I’m won’t eat you! Though I am felling kinda sleepy… JellyBeing lost her balance and fell on Kitty. Kitty: Ack! Get off me! I’m too young and pretty to be eaten!! JellyBeing: Zzzzzzz.... Suddenly, a scream could be heard echoing through the mansion. Kitty: Someone’s in trouble! She rolled JellyBeing off her and ran off to where the scream came from. Kitty found herself in front of the entrance to the mansion’s library. She straightened her hat, and took out her pipe from her pocket. As she blew in it, it turned out to be one of those bubble pipes. Kitty: Hmm, safe and cool! She then entered the library. There were several people there, surrounding someone. Kitty: What’s going on here?! Cocohints: Oh hey kitty, It’s Orange…she’s dead… Kitty: What?! I hardly saw her today too! What happened?! Cocohints: Well, just look… Kitty pushed away the people blocking Orange’s corpse, and saw something horrible. Cocohints: Someone has peeled of her skin and ate her insides! Kitty: That’s barbaric! Granted it must’ve been pretty tasty, but it’s still horrible! Split: Hmm, the way he peeled off her skin is all wrong. It needs more depth. It’s like the person who did this just brutally peeled her skin without any regards for the body. He should have used a creative tool, like a sharp-stick or a toothbrush. He/She didn’t even proportionally skin her too. Some parts are left untouched on her left side. The killer is basically a slump. I do like the style he chewed on her though. The person has some good concept on eating. It has left be befuddled. He just went with the flow. He’s going for that ‘I’m-an-insane-psychotic-killer-who-seriously-needs-help-that-used-to-fail-gym-class-and-I-blame-it-all-on-my-parents” look. I now have respect for the dude or dudette. Darky: As always…Weird CnC dude… Shadow: She’ll live on through the force… Muffin: Think it might’ve been JellyBeing? Kitty: Nah, I saw her earlier. She did try to eat me though, but I survived. DPWolf: So what could’ve happened? Laurence_Fox: Well nobody look at me, me and SJ were both at the bar. Jade Rhade: Ah ah! “SJ and I”! Say it properly! Kitty: Hmm..I smell a rat between us. Rat: Yeah sorry I didn’t shower this month. Vivi: Oh boo-hoo. She died, can we get this over with already? Rosey: Jeez, is that all you do, complain?! Vivi: Meh, it was either this dinner or burn more cats in my backyard. A sudden rumbling came from behind one of the bookcases. Jordie: What was that?! DubaiMario then appeared from behind the bookcase, pushed some of the people aside and started running. DubaiMario: FuK11!!! 0]\/[g wTF |_0|_ Madi: Look it’s Dubai and he’s running away! We have to catch him! Repliku: We can’t! Our skills aren’t as strong as his noobish skills!...Wow that kind of a double negative…Uhm, he’s too fast for us! The only way to catch him is by cornering him! Kitty: Ok then this calls for cereal business! Kitty took out a golden whistle from her pocket and blew very hard, then shouted. Kitty: SISTAS! UNITE! Both the sound of the whistle and her voice echoed through the whole mansion. Suddenly, Sammy, StupidAquarius, Mish and Lithium appeared in front of Kitty. Sammy: Sammy ready! Codename: Big-Lipz. Special skills include being experts in medicines, hand to hand combat and singing. StupidAquarius: StupidAquarius, ready! Codename: Schoolgirl. Special skills include demolitions, art, and extreme perviness. Mish: Mish ready! Codename: Fisherman. Special skills include heavy weapons, strategic maneuvers, and seduction. Lithium: Lithium ready! Codename: The Queen. Special skills: Stealth, an eye for fashion and hide & Seek. VGN:...How does Hide & Seek even help? Kitty: Oh it helps! Kitty ready! Codename: Pussycat. Special skills include leadership, finding what’s lost and spreading rumors. Sistas squad, we need to catch DubaiMario. MOVE OUT! As the sistas went on hunting for Dubai, Sammy started singing. Sammy: Go go Sista Rangers! Mighty Morphin’ Sista rangers! Stronger than before! Powered up for more! Rangers at the core! Go go Sista Rangers! RvR: Vivi! Let’s help them! Vivi: To serve and protect!... RvR: ….To Help and defend!... Vivi:…To save and defeat evil! Vivi and RvR were back to back. Vivi & RvR: For we are Riot Police! They then followed the Sistas in the hunt. Tootsie: My god that's lame... Spike: Yarggh! Tis be a hunt then! He looked at Tootsie. You, wench! Let’s help them with the search! Tootsie: …Call me wench again and it’ll be your last word! Rat: Well this dinner certainly went from boring, to scary, to boring again, then to moderatly exiting.
Just how many phases are there for your campaign for world domination? o:
