[My penis hurts, please give it a kiss to make it better.]
[Doctor House] I would make love with that person allll night ;D
[Best thing to say to a girl when she says she's on her period: 'Againnnnn???']
Recently noobbumped thread of mine. Me and Meagan's fire re-lit, and our love for each other has never been more powerfull. So, She punched me in the face and we made sweet-robobabymaking-love. The aftereffects of this impregnated me once again. I have gone through labor, and we shall call him... ROBO6969.
DO U RLY LIEK MEH?!?! asdasd DOUDOUDOUDOU?!
Someone hold me.
going to make love to you.
[How's your penis?]
Smoke up all of your regret I'll write you a novel For every mistake that you made
I love pokemon, lol. Anyone want to trade or battle or just put me on there pal list or whatever it is on Wifi?
Okay, SO at the mall i got in trouble like 3 times. And the cops threatened to ban me from the mall. And me and my dad are going to the mall on X-mas eve, I'm hoping the cops wont confront us... But... With my luck, They will. Also, When my dad picked me up, He sniffed a couple of times... I got EXTREMELY scared...
Please help your Uncle Jack off a horse. :]
Sexual Intercourse is for kidz!
[My butt hurts at the moment, Can i have a massage, plzz? :)]
Anyone want to have angry sex? (that includes you, boys)
Homosexuals :] They're awesome. But, Bisexuals are better.
I just jacked off to Text :]]] The text had a really nice Body, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make love to that text...
And i'm not afraid to use it!
Sex You.
