First sig. CnC. Please have mercy... Spoiler
and found: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeathSpank http://xbox360.ign.com/objects/143/14333761.html and even found: Spoiler Not really the results I was hoping for, but okay.
Mi hermana, you know how I love you so. I love watching you frolic to and fro. Mi hermana, Gato, or Cat, is your name, gently stroking your lover's mane. Mi hermana, you fell in love with that Doctor, but ever since then, you've just clung to that focker. Mi hermana, then you fell in love with that robot man, all that circuitry and hair, he hardly has a tan. Mi hermana, I only wish for you to know, that I will always love you as you continue to grow. Mi hermana, it is a dangerous world out there, so be careful, OR RDJ WILL GIVE YOU A SCARE ~IN SPANISH~ Mi hermana, tu sabes que te quiero tanto, me encanta verte a ti bailando por todos lados. Mi hermana, Cat, o Gato es tu nombre, suavemente tocando el pelo de tu amante. Mi hermana, desde que enamorastes con ese Doctor, has estado al lado de el, y nunca te separas. Mi hermana, despues te enamorastes de ese hombre robot, con todo esa maquinaria y pelo, casi no tiene color. Mi hermana, solamente deseo que tu puedas saber que te quiero por siempre, mientras continuas creciendo. Mi hermana, es un mundo peligroso afuera, ten cuidado, O RDJ TE PEGARA UN SUSTO. ^I think most of the Spanish is right. *bows*
[I see this backfiring horribly.]
What do?
PLEASE READ THIS THREAD BEFORE VOTING This is the thread where you will pick the guy who will go on that journey. VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE
PLEASE READ THIS THREAD BEFORE VOTING This is the thread where you will pick the girl who will go on that journey. VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE I made some up along the way. Sue me.
This is beyond mind-boggling.
So I'm watching 3D vids on my 3DS. Then comes across a vid titled NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS --- For a chance at one million dollars, one man will try to complete one hundred resolutions in one day. I click it. It asks me for my date of birth. Thinking I'm old enough, I put 4/13/1995, my birthday. YOU CANNOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. AGE RESTRICTIONS APPLY Now it won't let me change my age. Imma go watch pr0n and tell myself it's just a stupid 3D video.
Non-rhyming poetry. Forgot what it's called. But here you go. (This is my original work by the way.) Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Inspired by our very own finalform32! The same as LPTP, but for more perverted and sexually-addicted members! GOGOGOGOGO
source: http://memegenerator.net/Y-U-No/caption GOGOGOGO
[for reasons that are obscure even to me. A surge of rage against that possessed woman is burning strong, like the fires she will endure when she spends eternity in hell. As for yoga, that shit hurts. Anything that makes you contort your body like that has to be from the devil.] So I got that off my chest.
but these made me laugh.
Just another bandwagon I thought I'd join. If any of you guys want to be included, just ask. Well, here goes nothing. ACTUALITY A KHV Fanfic Book I Prologue Spoiler _______ Ratatatatat! More sounds of gunfire coming from the main hall. If I didn’t make it to the west wing in 5 minutes, the holding would become utter chaos, and then, if not taken care of, absolute oblivion. The Discussion sector had been dealt with already, and the Codes sector had just calmed down enough for the admins and the rest of the staff to obtain control over the outraged Users in search of help for their games. In retrospect, I should have brought more than a pistol and some stun grenades to help in the Spam Zone. After the recent split between the Zone and the Playground, things sure have calmed down. The Playground is hardly ever used, because who wants to play games? Utter nonsense is all you hear. At that juncture, a shrill shriek came from the west wing. The Zone. Chapter I Spoiler _______ As a normal User, I wasn’t much. I joined January of ’11, looking for video archives of Kingdom Hearts, on how to defeat that big, black, devil-looking thing in The End of the World. While searching the place (and finding the state room showing the game clip), I became fond of the holding. Spacious, easy to navigate, and its inhabitants were seemingly nice. After joining, posting some stuff on the bulletin in the main hall, and going through what seemed to me as a fiasco regarding my name, the holding – known as KHV – became my second home. _______ I even made some friends along the way. DH (a.k.a. Destiny), welcomed me to the site, and explained the concept of Reputation (rep): the green bars located on the metal cuffs we wore displaying our name, posts on the bulletin, location/origin, and date of joining. After talking to her and learning the ropes of KHV, I decided to do some walking around. The holding was WAY more spacious than I thought! After calculating and recalculating the area of the holding, I came to grasp the idea that KHV was 1,367 square feet! Who would’ve thought? _______ During one of those calculating sessions (when the Zone and the Playground were together), I came across a brightly lit (and very loud) entertainment room equipped with a 3D TV, video games with their consoles (PS3, XBOX 360, Wii, etc.), and a snack bar. What a great place to hang out! I thought. Then I noticed an apparatus on the side of one of the walls in the room with digits that increased every time someone said something. Next to that apparatus was a sign saying 5,000! HERE WE COME! Completely unaware that there were other people in the room, I ran right into another User. He seemed about 15. According to his metal cuff, his name was Machazo, he had a mere 34 posts, he was from Argentina, he joined KHV in October of 2010, and he had 3 rep bars. He wore a light blue and white-striped t-shirt with what looked like a waffle on it. Every few seconds he would look to the ground at a rooster/chicken hybrid on a leash. I think it was his pet at the time. _______ “Well hello there, stranger!†said Machazo. Nervous and not knowing what exactly to say, I choked out a “Hi.†Machazo then contorted his face in a weird expression, which slowly spread into an abnormally huge grin. “You must be new! I must say, you seem scared. Don’t be! We’re a hearty bunch. If there’s anyone here who knows how to have a good time – or make waffles – it’s me!†A bit too close for comfort, I stepped away from the eccentric User. “Oh,†Machazo said extending his arm, “I’m -–“ _______ “Machazo.†I said coolly leaning on the wall, trying not to seem nervous. “You have 34 posts on the bulletin, you’re supposedly from Argentina based on your location and the colors of your shirt, you have a pet... Chooster? Ricken? And you seem to like... Belgian waffles?†Dumbfounded, Machazo dropped his jaw and bulged his eyes. “How did you guess all that?†he said. “I didn’t guessâ€, I replied. “I just looked at your cuff and clothes.†“Wellâ€, Machazo said, “you sure do have good observation skills. I can’t wait to introduce you to the rest of the group! They’ll be ecstatic to find out we have -–†_______ “Fresh meat†said a young man, putting his hand on Machazo’s shoulder. “You’re getting good at dragging them in, Machi.†According to this User’s cuff, his name was Christhor. He had over 1,000 posts, had 11 green rep bars (this guy was really popular!), he joined in 2006, and he was from... His cuff didn’t say. He wore a t-shirt with a British flag, a pair of torn jeans, and his black hair was slicked back. He had a pair of rusted keys to a car that may have been from the 1980’s. _______ “So you’re...†His gaze traveled to my cuff “Te Deum. Nice name. Royal-sounding. It also sound like ‘tedious’ and ‘teddy’. But it’s nice.†He turned around to face the other Users in the room. “I’ll be right back. Top Gear is on!†With that, he ran and jumped into the several bean bag chairs spread around the hangout. “Heyâ€, said Machazo. “I forgot to tell you: Welcome to Last Person To Post.†Chapter II Spoiler ________ “Soâ€, I said while sipping some Fanta sitting in a bean bag chair next to Machazo (I just started to call him Machi), “What do you guys do here?†“Wellâ€, Machi said, “we pretty much keep talking until somebody says the 5,000th sentence. Then, we get kicked out of here and thrown into another room where we set up camp.†“Ah. I see. So... Who are these people?†I said. ________ Machi walked to the front of the room, blocking the TV. “Hey!†yelled Christhor (I started calling him Chris). “I was watching the telly, you know!†“Chris, be quiet for a few minutes.†said Machi. “I’d like to introduce Ted, the new User.†He gestured toward me. “Now who would like to come up first and give Ted his greetings?†________ A small girl in a white dress stained with blood was the first to stand up. Her cuff said her name was kellyjelly (a.k.a. Kelly). She had 246 posts on the bulletin, she had 8 rep bars, and her location was not shown. Before I had a chance to see when she joined, she shot out her hand for me to shake it. “Welcome to Last Person To Postâ€, Kelly said as if she’d said it hundreds of times before. “Good luck.†She turned around and sat down in her bean bag chair, which was also covered in blood stains. ________ The next person to come to the front was another boy about Machi’s age. His cuff’s information: his name was Feenie, his is located/is from “District Court Lobby, Defendant Lobby 2†and had 3 rep bars. He also moved before I could make out his join date. He had hair that spiked backwards, and a navy-colored suit. I also noticed his cuff had a red sticker that said OBJECTION! on the side. “Nice to meet you man. Welcome to L.P.T.P.†He sat back down. ________ This next User was particularly intimidating. She was dressed in a black hooded vest, a purple long-sleeved shirt, purple skinny jeans, black combat boots, black biker gloves, and carried a bow-and-arrow behind her back. She grabbed my hand with a strong grip and shook it thoroughly. “Welcome to the team! You’ll have a lot of fun here in Last Person To Post.†She walked back and plopped into here bean bag chair. I later realized I never bothered to check the information on her cuff. ________ The final person (no pun intended) to greet me was a boy also around Machi’s age. His cuff said his name was finalform32 (a.k.a. FF). He had three rep bars. I couldn’t catch the other information on his cuff, so I just decided to only learn Users’ names and rep amounts. He seemed like a normal person to me. He had somewhat long hair, glasses, and wore a gray hoodie with jeans. He had something that looked like a mischievous twinkle in his eye, and a vast knowledge of machines and other-worldly things. “Welcome to Last Person To Post. Hope you have fun!†He didn’t bother to shake my hand. ________ As FF walked to his bean bag chair, I looked around the room and took in the sight. I could play a lot of good games here, I thought, looking at the gaming systems and games that went with them. I wouldn’t get hungry easily, I thought, looking at the snack bar. And it looks like I’ve made some new friends, I thought, looking at the L.P.T.P. gang. You know, I thought, I think I’ve found a new home here. At KHV. Chapter III Spoiler ______ After meeting the members of L.P.T.P., I went for a walk through the holding. Also, since everybody had their own theme, I decided to ditch my gray jumpsuit and go to the Graphic Art sector. I decided to go through a few rooms, check out what kind of clothes they had. That was also the day I met a User I still don’t remember the name of. ______ She had flaming red hair, and a dress that seemed to move as she did. “Oh! I have JUST the thing for you sweetie! I love matching people’s themes to their names!†With that, she spun me around and took out a tape ruler. After wrapping it around me several times, she went into an over-sized closet. She stayed there for a few minutes. ______ When minutes turned into hours, I decided to take a peek into the closet. The red-headed girl was busy finishing up some sort of fur-covered suit. When I realized what she was making, I grew furious! I marched into the closet taking 7 foot strides, and when she turned around, she giggled. “What’s so funny?!†I demanded to be told. “It’s just that...†said the girl before bursting out laughing. ______ “Seriouslyâ€, I said, “what’s making you laugh so hard?†“Your reaction to the suit! It’s hilarious!†the girl said. “Put it on! Put it on!†Hoping to stop her obnoxious laughing, I put on the suit. It was surprisingly comfortable. When I finished putting it on, I swear she almost broke her neck when she fell back from the laughter. “It’s perfect!†she said. “Te Deum sounds like Teddy, and your aura SCREAMS bear! Walk around KHV! Try it out!†So I did as she said. ______ It turns out that the suit enhanced my sensory skills. I could smell things that were over 6 sectors away, I could see all the way down a 300 foot hall, and I could hear a pin drop all the way in another sector. My strength and stamina were also increased. I could get used to this! Suddenly, I felt a power surge run through my body. ______ For some reason, my first instinct was to check the rep on my cuff. 2 rep bars! In the same day! Probably not much compared to other Users here. I had also reached 10 posts. Still a n00b User. I decided to check my own room. ______ After a few hours of decorating my room and making it presentable, I decided to relax on my couch and play BBS on my PSP. Just for kicks, really. Today had been an exciting day, and sleeping in this suit seemed like a good idea, so I closed my eyes. ______ What a horrible mistake that was! Chapter IV Spoiler ______ I woke up on the roof of KHV. ______ It was not daytime, but night. The stars were all out, and with no buildings in sight, it was even easier to see. I just stayed there for about half an hour, taking in the amazing view from the top of this awesome holding. You could see the constellations of the famed Deathspank, defeating a horde of bots attacking KHV’s main hall. Many stories were told in these stars. ______ Wait a second, how did I get up here?! I don’t remember waking up at all after I went to sleep in my room. All I remember is meeting the guys from L.P.T.P., getting the suit, going to my room, playing BBS, and putting on my bear suit. Was I still wearing my... ______ My suit. I STILL had it on. Had I sleep walked my way up here? Before doing anything else ostensibly stupid, I tried taking off my suit. Yes, I TRIED. But it wouldn’t come off! It was like the fur was glued to my skin. Wait. Glued? I found a hatch in the roof and found my way back to my room before running into another User. ______ I ran into my room and grabbed the nearest mirror. ______ What I found was a nightmare. ______ My skin had merged with the suit, and I had no way of shaving the fur off without it growing back every 3 to 4 seconds. My face had grown into a small snout, and with that snout, I had ground razor sharp teeth, including elongated canines. I also discovered I had claws. Big-ass, really really sharp claws. My eyes were red. ______ I went my bed immediately, and closed my eyes. About 2 minutes later, I felt someone poking my shoulder. ______ When I opened my eyes, I found a girl sitting on the edge of the mattress. My eyes went immediately to her cuff. Cat<3Sora, 10 rep bars. Her cuff was pink, which means she was prem. She wore a t-shirt that displayed a goateed man in an iron suit walking into a blue phone booth. The shirt said WHO IS THE IRON DOCTOR? She wore short jeans that were up to her knee, and her hair was tied back in a ponytail. ______ “Teddy?†she said as she fidgeted nervously, like if she was ready to run. “Are you okay?†“Ummm...†I said. “Do I know you?†“Are you kidding?! Maybe your just too sleepy. You should come outside! We’re celebrating the new year!†Cat said. I sat up immediately, the blood rushing out of my head, making me dizzy. “New year?! But the year just started?!†I said. Cat put her hand on my shoulder. ______ “You probably hit your head. Let me just refresh you. Your name is Tequila, but we still call you Teddy. You have 9 rep bars. You are “Where Everybody Knows Your Nameâ€. You have 310 posts. You joined in January. It’s January, but it’s the 1st. It’s 2012. Come outside, you could use some fresh air.†Chapter V Spoiler ______ My mind still reeling from the fact that I’d been asleep for almost a year, I fell off my bed. “Hey, don’t faint on me.†said Cat as she helped me off the floor. “Sorryâ€, I said. “It’s just that after sleeping for 2 minutes, and waking another year later, you get pretty confused.†I rubbed my eyes and looked around my room. Everything had changed, from the images of the wallpaper, to the bulletin in my room where other Users left messages. ______ I checked my cuff, and everything that Cat had said checked out. The name change, rep bars, location, and posts were exactly what she said. “You know Teddy, how ‘bout we go celebrate the new year and I’ll find you somebody to get your head fixed?†Cat said while standing up. “Sure, why not?†I said. “Like you said before, some fresh air would do me some good.†______ After hours of celebrating and re-meeting Users I had apparently been friends with, I was sure my head was going to explode. Memories would painfully (and I mean that literally) thrust themselves into my mind. The way I met Cat, as well as Makaze, Loxare, DarkTraitor, Daxa, and theonly9one all began to clear, as well as rooms like PYPH9, the shipping rooms, and Castle Oblivion. I vividly remembered Castle Oblivion, which is ironic, since you are supposed to lose your memories there. ______ My pins (which were actually badges) consisted of the 2011 Anniversary, the Blank Exchanger, and Castle Survivor. They were stitched on the center of my shirt. Oh, and that was another thing. I had completely changed my outfit, no long wearing that dreaded bear suit. I wore a simple solid black t-shirt, with black cargo shorts and red high-tops. My hair was black (as usual) but had red streaks in it. If I must say so myself, it was pretty stylish. ______ The rest of the Users from L.P.T.P. joined me in the L.P.T.P. room. I decided to ask some questions regarding my recent activity in the holding. “Well,†Machi finally managed, “you hit one hundred posts somewhere around July. You hit two hundred in October. You hit three hundred last month, December. Not to mention we’re in a rep race. You’re winning.†Well THAT was good news. I was advancing fast here at KHV. ______ Kelly was the next to speak up. “We’re currently in the 5th remake of L.P.T.P. We’re nowhere near 5,000 but the count is going up fast.†Makaze stood up. “In KHV’s official shipping thread, you are Tequila x Tequila (Tequila). That isn’t really important information but I’d thought I’d say it anyway.†Finally, the hooded girl I found out was Midnight Star (Midny) spoke. “You have a lot to remember before really coming back to a normal state. We’ve voted on sending you with two Users on a journey to find spdude, the heir of KHV after Deathspankâ€unfortunate demise. He may be able to restore your memory completely.†______ “The Users to go with you on this journey will be chosen at a later date.†said Chris. “In the meantime, just hang tight.†With all this happening, my head started to ache yet again. I was told to get some rest until tomorrow, which would be the day the polls would start. ______ I hope this journey wouldn’t go in vain. I am SERIOUSLY dedicating myself to this. Every week or two, this will be updated. Opinions are more than welcome.
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