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  1. no-reality_allowed
    All the trains that pass through grand central station or all the trees that are cut down to make US dollar bills in circulation?
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 12, 2009, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    woohoo!

    I secured my name in twitter :D

    Now the next person with the same name as me is screwed >:D
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 11, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. no-reality_allowed
    A farmer has a fox, goose and a bag of grain, and one boat to cross a stream, which is only big enough to take one of the three across with him at a time. If left alone together, the fox would eat the goose and the goose would eat the grain. How can the farmer get all three across the stream?
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 11, 2009, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I've got Scribblenauts on an emulator and I'm streaming it in like 5 minutes. Just come in, ask me what to spawn, and we'll have big battles.

    http://www.livestream.com/norealitytv
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 11, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Damn, some kid who I have on my friends list on psn went nuts messaging me about this game I got early. Each message got progressively angrier and full of expletives.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 10, 2009, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    So basically

    Basically DOOM 1 was "Oh shit we're invaded" then everyone dies except you. Since you can't fly the shuttle back to Earth to save yourself, you decide to try to clear out the base.

    You kinda do, except you get ambushed and die. Because the base on Deimos is actually a part of hell now, that's where you "respawn" in hell.

    You clear out THAT base and its new commander and actually go to the outer levels of old school hell. Again, you clear THAT shit out, holy shit, and kill the guy leading the invasion on mars. The guy leading Hell basically gives you a teleporter to earth so that you'll stop messing shit up. That's right, HELL BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE YOU KICKED IT'S ASS.

    Then you teleport to earth and OH SHIT DEMONS ARE HERE TOO! Apparently you meet the last few survivors and get them onto a space ship so they can get the fuck out of dodge. The problem is, the base where the launch button is? Overrun by demons.

    You clear THOSE demons out, launch the ship and save humanity. You're such a stone cold badass holy shit. Because you're tired as fuck, you decide to lie down and rest. Then some ****** commander says "So yeah, thanks and all. Oh yeah, we found out where they're coming from. Its your hometown." So you get the fuck back up.
    THEN you fight your way to your hometown and find where the demons are coming from. Do you go through the portal? Shit yeah you do, holy **** there are still demons to kill motherfucker.

    So you fight your way through the SERIOUS part of hell, then kill SATAN. Unless Plutonia/TnT are considered canon. Then its just some bigass guy that's like Satan's best friend, and you never kill Satan.

    And that is why the Doomguy is the single most powerful human in the history of all games everywhere. Even fucking jrpg ******s need a group of 3 people to kill God. By himself. Doomguy does it without magic or friends and kills Satan + whoever the fuck is close to Satan at the time.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 8, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Free avatars

    I decided to take a break from all the typography I've been doing and made a few avatars. I don't like having them for waste so if you want them go ahead and take them.

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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 7, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. no-reality_allowed
    pm me your top 5 questions and I'll answer them via livestream this Friday probably around 4-6pm (durr hurr eastern time). Why so much earlier than Cin? Because I want to go see 9 that night that's why. Also, this is mostly for you all to get to know me. I'll answer anything you send me with 100% honesty.
    *cough* I'm also mainly doing this since I never got an official question time :x
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 6, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. no-reality_allowed
    We all know you downloaded it, but that's not what we're here to talk about.

    How do you like it? Does it live up?
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 6, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Here's one I found of a group of friends talking to apparently the spirit of a rapist. These are pretty fun to read.

    P: the people
    B: the board


    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 6, 2009, 9 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Why the hell isn't there a GODDAMN BATMAN thread in here?

    This is by far the best superhero game ever made. It's just amazing in all ways and I pretty much had no faults with it. Scarecrow levels made me trip out so much and the Killer Croc fight scared the crap out of me.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 5, 2009, 15 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    Here's the Ho-oh one too.

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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 5, 2009, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I need a new pair of headphones but I'm not paying more than $70. I want to know which one of these would be better. The Hesh are cheaper but look better(in my opinion) and I heard they have great noise canceling. The Skullcrushers are $70 and don't look as nice but they have an amazing bass amplifier that I tried at bestbuy.

    If you have any that are better than the ones I listed by all means post them. Just letting you know now that they better be stylish cause I'm not paying for something that looks like shit.

    http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=8483697&st=skullcandy&type=product&id=1186003259156

    http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage...candy&lp=9&type=product&cp=1&id=1177113301900
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 5, 2009, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. no-reality_allowed
    There are 4 girls, and 4 apples in a basket. Each girl takes an apple, yet one apple remains in the basket. How is that possible?
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 4, 2009, 75 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    That the order of the rainbow color for premiums is random every time you post.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 2, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    The most satisfying film I've seen in ages.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Sep 1, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    WHAT'S THAT? THE BOSS TOO HARD AND CAN KILL YOU IN 2 HITS? ***** THAT'S JUST THE TUTORIAL! GO GROW A PAIR THEN COME BACK HERE!

    OH WHAT'S THAT? YOU BEAT HIM? WELL FUCK YOU, HERE'S A DRAGON THAT'S GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!


    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Aug 31, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. no-reality_allowed
    http://kotaku.com/5349447/god-of-war-collection-smooths-gameplay-adds-trophies

    2 great games on a single disc with added trophy support? I now have a reason to sell my old copies and get this.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Aug 31, 2009, 9 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Aug 30, 2009, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone