[A Times New Roman walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your type".]
In 2 hours I have a 2000 word essay w/correct citations that's been fact/spell checked and a powerpoint with a speech prepared. I think I just set myself a new record. What the fuck have you accomplished today?
It's good to have you back :D
Shit just got real guys.
I can't decide. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler
http://www.pokemon.co.jp/bw/index.html It was only a matter of time. America is probably going to rename it Ebony/Ivory because we can't have any fun. oh and if you get white version you're racist. Spoiler I'm getting white but will probably feel guilty about it later and purchase 5 copies of black
http://kotaku.com/5499061/accused-game-cheater-gets-knife-through-head-and-survives You could say he wasn't cut out to play fairly.
I know I am because I'm a fucking loser who can't wait another couple hours. That and I've never been to a midnight opening so if I'm going to my first it might as well be for a sweet game.
[Concrete gets laid]
FUCK YEA WALTZ!why the FUCK was twilight in the horror tribute? oh god and I lol'd so hard at Transformers not getting at least a nomination for SE.
And the Internet has already made me laugh pretty hard at the death of a person.
Somehow my copy of Fallout 3 saved over my other file overnight and completely wiped my 100+ hour character. I want to snap this disc in half so much right now.
Recently I read that a man broke into a family home only to get violently beaten by the family. First thought that went into my head was "How rude of them to do that." People need to understand that being a burgler isn't an easy job. First they have to take the time to scope out the right house to rob, so you should feel appreciated that the burgler picked your house out of all the homes on the street. They also have to deal with the stress of wondering if you have an alarm or not, whether you have a dog, what kind of dog, is it a big dog or a little dog, do you have a gun, will their life end that night over a TV and some jewelry. If somebody breaks into your house you should offer them something to drink, ask them how their day was, and point them to where all your valuables are hidden to help save them the trouble of knocking over everything to look for them.
Make their own desktop wallpapers? I've got a whole folder full of wallpapers I've saved but a couple months ago I started to make my own and I haven't used a single one that I didn't make ever since.
It's that time of the year and El Presidente encourages you all to vote for your favorite Presidente. It's a shame that all my opponents all had quite mysterious accidents so I guess El Presidente wins once again! To celebrate El Presidente shall build dozens of statues of himself all over Tropico! Spoiler I am good Presidente :3
If you have a US PSN account on your ps3 you can go to the video store and download a copy of the new movie Armored for free right now. I find it funny since it practically just came out and Sony are leaking out a dvd quality film while it's still in theaters.
I haven't done a sig in over 5 months so I decided to take a break from all my other projects and do a quick one.
