(A parody of Blue's Clues)
Kingdom Hearts: Apocalypse ~ Volume 1 Chapter 13 - Ed & Al Adventures - Goodbye, Resembool Ed and Al rushed to the three old friends. "Mustang!" Ed shouted. "Good to see you too, Fullmetal. I thought you were gone for good." replied The Flame Alchemist, Corpral Roy Mustang. "Hawkeye!" Al yelled. "You boys arrived in the nick of time." replied Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye. "Armstrong..." The brothers both said together. "Brothers Elric, welcome back!" The Strong Arm Alchemist welcomed them with open arms (literally). Winry came down running, but a Heartless the size of Resembool itself dropped from the sky and the whole town was swollowed by darkness. Chapter 13 - Kira Investigation Team - The Wammy's House, Near and Mello Light, Misa, and L arrive at the helicopter on the rooftop of the Investigation Headquarters and, piloted by Watari, fly to The Wammy's House in the United Kingdom. "Welcome to my homeland, Great Britian." L said with a smile. The two best students come to greet the four. Both felt like L and was quite wierd like him to a degree. "Welcome to The Wammy's House, I'm Mello." welcomed Mello, the one in black with dirty blonde hair. He munched a chocolate bar with a great bite. "I'm Near, second alias N." Near also welcomed. The boy had white hair, pajamas, and a toy rocket in his hand. "These two are the most likely to become the next L." L clarified. "Near has a 51% chance, while Mello has a 49% chance." "Nice to meet you, Mello and Near!" Misa said with a smiling face. Mello and Near slightly blushed, with Light yelling at them. "Hey, she's MY girlfriend!" Chapter 13 - The Kingdom Hearts Crew Part 1 - Sin The Kingdom Hearts Crew came back to The World That Never Was via Gummi Ship because lack of energy. They had stopped at Memory's Skyscraper, when they spotted the Seven Deadly Sins and the other two captives turning to see them. "Bah! Organization XIII, another Riku, the Keyblade Wielders, and the two lackeys." Maleficent spat in disgust. "They're absolutely no good!" added Pete. "Let's tear them to shreads, fellow sins!" Lust commanded. Part 2 - Virtue "How'd you escape? We bound you with Power-Binding Necklaces." Xemnas asked. "Can't we beat an answer out of them like last time?" Xigbar asked the Superior. "Rip them to shreads for shaming the majority of us in battle!" demanded Xaldin. "It is a disgrace to find a flaw in my invention, let me fix that!" Vexen cried in determination. "Bite me, beast!" Lexeaus dared Gluttony. "A worthy opponent does not come every day." commented Zexion. "You have defeated me once, you shall not again, kid!" Saix yelled at Wrath. "Sorry to burn such a nice-looking lady up again, but a dude's gotta do what a dude's gotta do." Axel commented. "You can't win against us!" Demyx screamed with a singing voice. "Greed consumed me, you shall never again!" Luxord glared at a grinning Greed. "How dare you try and even think of this, combatting the Organization." Marluxia just added. "Children these days are brats, they need to be punished!" Larxene sadistically smiled. "Not again..." Roxas sighed. "Weren't these people kinda easy?" Kixur asked. "Maleficent never gives up." Mickey sighed. "I'd respect her for that if she wasn't evil." "Well, we better start qwacking!" quacked Donald. "I thin'k Donald meant 'crackin'!" Goofy corrected. "The witch has returned, let's finish her off again!" Riku yelled in fury. "I can't believe this..." commented Kairi. "These ones arn't human, nobody, or heartless." Namine observed. "Let's just deal with them before they escape!" Sora suggested to the large pack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocPHDr1zuDA 1:07 :p I need it for a joke.
Chapter 9 - Mama Jokes Xehanort was hyper off coffee. "WHEEEEEEEEEE!" "Slow down, Xehanort!" Ienzo pleaded. "Yo' Mama!" Xehanort rudely replied. "Ooooooooooooooooo!" The other four apprentices smiled as a fight brewed like Xehanort's coffee. "Oh, I see, talking about mamas now." Ienzo replied with hatred. "Yeah, yo' mama's so fat, she was sent to jail for killing too many animals!" Xehanort shouted. "Ok, that's it!" Ienzo yelled. "You're goin' down!" Chapter 10 - Discovery While the assistants were wheeling Xehanort and Ienzo to the hospital, Ansem the Wise found the secret lab. There, he found the Ansem Reports. "No, this is..., perposterous!" He walked out into his office, then pacing. "What to do, what to do... if only the King was here." He picked up the profiles of his apprentices. "I shall order them to stop and destroy all of their results. That's what my friend, the King, would do." Ansem waited for a while, his assistants still had not arrived. "The heart is beyond my understanding, but so is yours, Xehanort."
Chapter 12 - The Kingdom Hearts Crew - "Reaping" in the Rewards In Olympus, home of the gods, the heroes which saved the world lined up in a row. Hades returned with his powers stripped away, growling in anger at them. Naminé clapped and sketched the group (including her) gathered around on a cloud, kinda like a group picture. It was a party all around, Phil was hanging around Aphrodite, Herc and Meg were running around with High School Yearbooks, Organization XIV were playing party games, the Keybladers and Co. were stuffing their faces, and Roxas + Naminé were drinking punch (it wasn't spiked with alcohol) and hanging out near a punch fountain. The Fates, Panic & Pain, and another cloaked figure were there also. After the celebration, the gods are now giving out the rewards for such service to the gods. "You twenty have saved Olympus from the edge of calamity, and so we shall grant you new power to use against your enimies." Zeus announced. "May the gods be with you and protect you always." First to recieve the gift is Xemnas, the Seeker of Darkness. "You are granted a small portion of Hades' power, the Gloom of Hades." Second was Xigbar, the Freeshooter. "You are granted the power of accuracy, Artemis' Aim." Third was Xaldin, the Whirlwind Lancer. "You shall wield the power of the storms, Poseidon's Storm." Fourth was Vexen, the Chilly Academic. "Your genius shall be increased, Athena's Wisdom." Fifth was Lexeaus, the Silent Hero. "May the gods drive your rage, Ares' Fury." Sixth was Zexion, the Cloaked Schemer. "Cleverness is your tactic, Hermes' Cunning." Seventh was Saïx, the Luna Diver. "The moon shall aid you always, Selene's Shadow." Eighth was Axel, the Flurry of Dancing Flames. "Fire will consume your enimies, Hephaestus' Blaze." Ninth was Demyx, the Melodious Nocturne. "Your tune will disrupt those against you, Apollo's Orchestra." Tenth was Luxord, the Gambler of Fate. "Destiny is on your side, Fate's Hand." Eleventh was Marluxia, the Graceful Assasin. "Nature will entangle your foes, Demeter's Thornbush." Twelveth was Larxene, the Savage Nymph. "I give you a piece of my own power, Zeus' Lightning." Thirteenth was Roxas, the Key of Destiny. "The power of light will prevail, Helios' Shine." Finally, fourteenth was Kixur, the Silver-Haired Shadow. "You will be granted a special power, one only used in life-or-death situations. Beware of this power, Thanatos’ Reaping." The cloaked figure waves his hand, gifting Kixur with his power. The rest of them was handed theirs by the god Zeus. The chief god then turned to the Keyblade masters. "For you four chosen by the keyblade, the souls of the Titans shall be infused into you." Four large spirits rise from the Underworld to Olympus. The spirit of the Rock Titan is pulled into Riku. "You now will wield the power of the Rock Titan.' The soul of the Fire Titan enters Sora. "The power of the Fire Titan is yours." The ghost of the Ice Titan combines with Kairi. "The power of the Ice Titan now belongs to you." The etheral form of the Wind Titan fuses with Mickey. "You now control the power of the Wind Titan." Zeus gives Donald and Goofy a book to share. "You will find out what powers you will recieve in time." Donald and Goofy sighed in disapointment. "Aww..." The Olympian Gods lift their goblets of wine. "To a new age of peace!" Chapter 12 - Kira Investigation Team - Chaos in the City "I see, so that is how Kira does it." L comments. "This fact should aid us in our search." Heartless roam around the city, capturing people and dragging them into the darkness. Light sweeps away a group of four Heartless with his newly-aquired scythe. "Bothersome pests, don't you think, L?" L kicks away the Soldier trying to claw him. "Yes, esspecially without a weapon." Misa knocks away the Neo Shadows. "Stop complaining, you are the best detective in the world!" Rem and Ryuk grab the flying Wyverns. "These things don't have specific names!" Ryuk shouted. Chapter 12 - Ed & Al Adventures - Chimera Heartless A Chimera Heartless rose from the darkness, it consuming other Heartless to powere itself up. "Great, now we got a big one!" Ed shouted in sarcasm. "Brother, it isn't very big." Al responded. "Let's kick it's @$$ before it gets any bigger!" Ed responded to the response. The Chimera roared and tried to bite the brothers. Ed cut off it's snake-tail and Al impailed one of the heads. Mustang constantly burned it's limbs, Hawkeye shot at it's heads, and Armstrong stonespiked it's body. The chimera would not yield to death, so it retreated into the darkness. Still, the heartless continued to bombard the town.
Chapter VI - The 'What if?' Machine Main Characters: Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexeaus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, Roxas, Namine Vexen presented his latest invention. "Behold, the 'What if?' Machine!" The rest of the twelve members reluctantly clapped. "Whoo hoo..." Roxas said with absolutely no enthusiasm. "That's VERY nice, Vexen." Namine said in just the same way as Roxas. Of course, the youngest and newest member was the first guinea pig. Roxas gets on the chair and puts the goggles on. "Hmm," thought Vexen. "A good question... :D What if... Roxas and Namine got it on?!" The rest of the Organization and guest looked in horror, but Roxas started smirking after a while. "Giggity giggity goo!" Roxas shouted out, making Demyx hurl in a paper bag. Namine walked up to Roxas, removed the goggles, slapped him, slapped Vexen, and sat down again. "Perverts!" Namine shouted. Axel walked up to the microphone part. "What if Demyx had an IQ?" The screen displayed it in a huge font: 0 Demyx steamed and blasted water at Axel. "You jerks prerendered that into the machine, didn't you?!" Xaldin blew the water attack away with a gust of wind, still laughing. "Come on, it was a joke!" Xigbar chuckled. "Sorry, kid, but this was better than that 'Sailor Moon' joke!" At that instant, Saix summoned his claymore and held it to Xigbar's throat. "Say it again, I dare you." Give me a reason... Xemnas pulled the claymore away. "Come on, it was not a funny joke, but he was kidding." Luxord joined in the name-calling. "Says who, Mansex?!" "Saix, let's get 'em." Xemnas said in a menacing, bloodthirsty voice. "Way ahead of you, superior!" Saix shouted, chasing Xigbar. Larxene joined in the chasing. "Die, Xigalicious, die!" Xigbar shot at Larxene with his guns. "What'd you say, Mrs. Antenna?!" Marluxia and Zexion sighed. "I'll go tend to my babies," Marluxia said with disappointment in the Organization. "I'll destroy the accursed machine later." "I'm gonna try out the machine at least once before I say goodbye to it." Zexion added. Namine tried it out already, and Roxas + Namine walked out of the 'Show and Tell' room, entering into the Hotel at Memory's Skyscraper. "W00t, way to go, Roxas!" Zexion and Axel shouted. The Dusks managing the hotel had a hell of a time cleaning up that room when they were done with it. :D
Chapter 7 - Ice Cream Trouble Ansem was screaming in horrer as he peered into the freezer! "Noooooooooo!!!!!" Ienzo and Xehanort came running. "What is it, master?!" they asked together. "My... my sea-salt ice cream is gone! All of it!" Ansem answered. "All this time, someone must've ate it!" "Erm, we served all of it at the dinner, didn't we?" Even said unsurely. "Yeah, Ienzo, we gave it to our guests to eat for dessert." Eleaus slyly said to get Ienzo punished. "He was the one in charge of the food." Braig soon joined Eleaus in ganging up on Ienzo. "It wasn't us, it HAS to be the new guy!" accused Dilan. "Hey, hey! Don't blame me, they wanted to try something new!" Ienzo cried in defence. "Ienzo! Wipe the entire castle clean, now!" Ansem yelled. "And you're paying all of it back!" "Aw, man!" Ienzo whined. I'll get the rest of you back someday... Chapter 8 - Heartless Manufacturing Xehanort gathered the other assistants in the secret labratory. "I have made a discovery, a way to artificially make Heartless!" The group mumbled, startled. "The hell?!" Ienzo said, shocked. Xehanort shows them how it works. "See, it's easy. Pretty soon, we'll manufacture hearts!" And so, Xehanort typed up and printed out the first Ansem Reports. The apprentices grew ever closer to being consumed by the darkness that they were studying.
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=MyInnerFred Dramatic Hearts has started again, this is a nightmare.
So I made him a sig! :)
Chapter 5 - Travern's are a Hazard The assistants were at a bar called Moe's Tavern, a beat-up dusty bar. Xehanort chugs down a Duff beer. "Ya know, I dink you guy arev the 'est friends I eber hav'!" Ienzo sighed and slapped Xehanort with a pair of gloves. "Sober us before I do it myself, alright?" Xehanort immediently stood up straight fully alert. "Yes, sir!" Braig, Dilan, Even, and Eleaus started laughing. "The tough boss is afraid of a little kid!" Braig cackled. "Oh, shut up, Braig you old pirate!" Ienzo countered. Braig punched Ienzo, and that was a start of a barroom brawl. Moe, the bartender, forced everyone out with shotgun in hand. "Now, don't you guys ever come back!" Moe cocks the gun. "Don't try anything smart, now go on! Git!" Ienzo scartches his head. "Stupid Springfieldian....." Chapter 6 - Bye, bye, Mickster The assistants arrive back at the lab, cursing Moe the bartender and the city of Springfield. Ansem tried to hide his dissapointment with them, but he blurted it out anyway. "What is wrong with you six?! You six snuck out of work just to get wasted?!" As usual, they apologized in sequence. They then ran off to the secret labratory to study the darkness. A few hours later, they all went to the site of where the King and his fellow passangers landed. "Goodbye, old friend. We shall see you soon." Ansem said before waving goodbye. "We'll come back, for sure, Ansem." Mickey responded. The Gummi Ship blasted off into space. "You know, Master, I did do a little testing on these 'gummi blocks' they have." Xehanort commented as the six apprentices and master walked back to Hollow Bastion.
Apperantly, you can steal Roxas' Oathkeeper and Oblivion, but he'll just use the power of light instead. :( Sad scenes, I found this while I was bored.
A while ago (several months ago), I found that vid, it really works.
Chapter 11 - The Kingdom Hearts Crew - Titanic Organization XIV walks out of the Dark Corridor just as the Keybladers & Co. beam down from the Gummi Ship. The sky has turned a bloodish red, Hades rides his chariot around the sky cackling. "The Keyblade Masters!" Xemnas shouted in surprise. "Organization XIII! Wait, why're Namine, Roxas and.......... Riku?" Sora responded in confusion. "It's the fake Riku," Riku said accusingly. "I thought I took care of you." "It's Kixur now! And your nobodies are now on the side of Organization XIV!" Kixur cried. Maybe I went a little too far that time. They all turned their attention to Hercules riding Pegasus up to Olympus. "The Olympian Gods are in trouble, but how to get up there?" Xemnas thought. "We could use the Gummi Ship!" Mickey suggested. The group of (........... 14 + 6 = 20!) twenty beamed onto the Gummi Ship from the lobby Save Point and blasted the Titan Heartless with laser gummi's while flying up. The Olympians trembled and scattered, the goddess Hestia remained to tend to the hearth. "Hercules! Defeat Hades for the sake of Olympus!" ordered Zeus. Dark Wind Titan met resistance from Zexion, Donald, and Xaldin. They brewed a tornado so mighty that it counteracted the Wind Titan's Heartless' entire body and the heart flew out back to Kingdom Hearts. Dark Ice Titan faced Axel and Marluxia again, making Ice Titan topple into Dark Fire Titan. Dark Lava Titan was fought by Demyx and Vexen yet again, now with the help of Keyblade Masters. The combined Ice Magic froze the Titan, making it fall to the ground and shatter into pieces, releasing the hearts of the Lava and Ice Titans. Even as a Heartless, Rock Titan got ganged up on by all 20 people. "No fair." whimpered Dark Rock Titan. They all grinned as Sora activated Drive form. Sora wore an Organization cloak and a glowing Nobody symbol on his forehead. That Sora had all of the combined twenty's weapons circling around him, blasting Rock Titan into pieces and releasing it's heart. Chapter 11 - Kira Investigation Team - Saved by Shinigami All of the heartless were hit, popping like bubbles. "What?!" Light said suprised. "Talk about wierd...." "Weird, eh?" They were all smacked by a hard-cover notebook and Ryuk appeared to them with a scythe. "I'm Ryuk, the Shinigami who just saved you." A gentler touch, but nonetheless hard, notebook rubbed the three of them. Rem became visible, also with scythe. "Taking all the credit already, Ryuk?" Rem gives Misa her scythe and Ryuk gives Light his scythe. "What about me?" L said, depressed. "You will have to fight with your fists until you get a weapon." Ryuk answered. "Don't make me write your name down." L did this: o_0 "Write my name down?" "That's how we take your lives, we write a human's name down in our Death Notes. It's how this Kira does it, despite being human." Chapter 11 - Ed & Al Adventures - Military Assistance The military rolled in soon after the start of the Heartless Invasion. Mustang was the first one at the scene, burning down flying Heartless in flames, Hawkeye was sniping down hidden Heartless, and a reinstated Armstrong transmuted spikes to pierce the ones hiding underground. Ed and Al, of course, went inside Winry's house. "Winry!" cried Ed. "Come on, it's us! Ed and Al!" Winry came down running and hugged both of them. "I knew you'd return sometime." Ed recieved new and improved automail (with added metal in the right arm to transmute) and Al got some pyrotex gloves. Typical of those two, they ran out with a battle cry and pummeled heartless going uphill. "Fullmetal!" Mustang shouted as he saw the two fighting. "Those boys almost never dissapoints us, right on time!" Hawkeye commented. "They sure have grown." Armstrong added. Chapter 11 - Cameo - A message from "The Powers That Be" (AKA Zexion of the Twilight) Sorry the Death Note and Fullmetal Alchemist segments are short, but in case you haven't noticed, I'm a human being who need to speed onto the next agenda. Thank you for your time, you may have those minutes of your life back.
Ta-ta! (Yes, I just said that)
Chapter 10 - Organization XIV - True Sin The Organization now had 14 members, Namine was an ally, and there was no one to stop them from their goal............ Or so it seemed. "We are now Organization XIV, onward, to a new future!" Within the city depths, seven beings crawled through a small scar in the space/time continuum. They all headed toward the castle, munching on red stones along the way. There was suddenly an explosion at Memory's Skyscraper, so everyone Dark Corridor'd there. They saw the Seven Sins, escaped from their dimension. "Hello, my name is Lust." "Greed." "Wrath." "Gluttony!" "Sloth." "Pride." "Envy!" Each sin spoke their names, eager to spread accross the worlds. "Alright, two of us to take care of each of them." Xemnas ordered. Saix and Larxene had Wrath to take care of, Demyx and Marluxia took on Sloth, Axel and Vexen attacked Lust, Luxord and Xigbar faced Greed, Xemnas and Xaldin combatted Pride, Glottony was fighting against Lexeaus and Roxas, and lastly Envy was to be defeated by Kixur and Zexion. Saix and Larxene were extremely sadistic, so Wrath gained much power from them. Demyx and Marluxia's lazy habits energized Sloth. Luxord and Xigbar couldn't stand up against Greed, they were just too greedy. Xemnas and Xaldin commited the sin of Pride too much, it was to much to bare. All said were easily defeated. Zexion and Envy were perfectly matched, both shapeshifter to combat the other. Gluttony was held back by Lexeaus. Vexen froze Lust in place while Axel burned her to a crisp. Pride was matched by Kixur, both fought with one sword. Roxas delt with Wrath, Sloth, and Greed. Finally, Lust was turned into a puddle after being burnt so many times. They now moved on to help Roxas. Axel took on Sloth while Vexen fought Sloth. Roxas was left with Wrath, which Roxas easily defeated because of lack of fury. Axel would do anything for his friends, therefore Sloth lost. Vexen didn't have a thing for money, so Greed's shield crumbled. Kixur blasted Pride away with Dark Firaga, completely supprising because his eye did not foresee it. Now was left Envy and Gluttony. They easily outmatched the two remaining sins, and the seven (who have regenitive abilities) were put in the doungen with special pendants (reverse engineered from Hades' pendants, which had the power to unbind special abilities in the Underword) so they couldn't use their powers to escape. Chapter 10 - Kira Investigation Team - Black Creatures Light, L, and Misa all walk out of the University like they always do. This is a more peaceful version of the original Death Note universe, as Misa goes to the same University, Light and L are actually best friends, and Light had never even heard of the Death Note. "So, Ryuzake, are you leaving Japan as soon as the Kira case is solved?" Light asked with a worried look on his face. "Yes, I will, but I'll come visit somtimes." L responded with a sigh. The three simultaniously get a phone call and pick up at the same time. "Hello? What? We'll get right on it." The trio said at the same time. Several Heartless rise from the ground, surrounding them. "Great, just what we need right now." Light sarcastically said. Chapter 10 - Ed & Al Adventures - Back Home (After the FMA movie) Edward and Alphonse Elric, the two inseperable brothers, stopped on the road for a while. "Hey, Al, over here!" Ed called Al over. "Remember when you were still a suit of armor? You wanted a cat, well, here you go!" Al jumps around happily as he just recieved a baby kitten. "Oh, wow! Thanks brother!" The kitten meows in a direction, the bothers turn to see black creatures crawling around. "Uh oh, this is bad!" Al screamed. Ed clapped on habit, thinking it wouldn't work, but it did. Alchemy happened, his automail arm extended a handblade. "Alright, now we're talking!" Alphonse put the kitten in his pocket and transmuted a lance. "You're not fighting alone, brother!" After a few Heartless were cleared, the brothers were dragged into the darkness. The two arrived, after a bumpy ride, back at Resembool in the Alchemy world. "We're back home..." commented Ed. Chapter 10 - Keybladers & Co. - Distress Call from Olympus The Mickey Mouse Club (Mickey, Donald, and Goofy) return to Disney Castle. Chip and Dale run to them. "Oh no, come on, we're gettin' a distress signal!" Sora, Riku, and Kairi are already reading what was sent. "It's from Olympus Colisseum!" Sora shouted. "Titans? Arn't they gone?" Donald replied? "Oh, it's they're heartless!" Goofy read with a smile. "Wait, the signal is being transmitted to somewhere else as well...." Mickey realized. "The World That Never Was?!" Riku and Kairi shouted. "Hmm, who's Athena?" Minnie asked.
Chapter V - Part 1 - What can I say, "whoops?" Main Characters: Organization XIII, Light Yagami, Ryuk, Misa Amane, Rem, L Vexen calls the Organization together. "Hey, I've just made an amazing discovery!" "What is it, a super-hair dyer?!" Xaldin and Marluxia eagerly asked. "No, it's a Dimension Shifter." Vexen answered coldly. "We can travel to other dimensions." "Oh, ok." Roxas commented with no enthusiasm. "Where're we gonna go, Death Note world?" "Great Idea!" Vexen suddenly shouted out. Oh boy, this is worse than the time Saix had suger..... Xemnas thought. Oh boy, this is worse than the time Superior had coffee..... Saix thought. They all touched the dimension shifter and landed on Ryuk. "Hey!" Light turned around to see thirteen wierdos in black cloaks. "And who might you guys, and madam, be?" Vexen sighed. "What can I say, whoops?" Behind a street corner, Misa was hiding behind a street corner and L was watching them through binoculars in a building. Rem didn't look happy, but then again, she never did. Chapter V - Part 2 - Shinigami The thirteen stay at the Investigation headquarters. L munches on some Sea-Salt Ice Cream Roxas brought with him. L leaves Light and Misa to look after them. "Bye, I need to go check something." L runs to the helicopter pad. Misa sighs and relaxes on a chair. Rem and Ryuk get a closer look at the new arrivals, Zexion scoots away from the shinigami. None of the other Organization members see the death gods. "Hey, this one can see us." Ryuk tells Light. "He's lying, I don't see anything!" Zexion replies. "Then how can you respond to that if you can't see them?" Light askes Zexion. "I can hear, but cannot see them, therefore I can respond without seeing." Zexion answers slyly. Light touches all of them with his Death Note and Misa does the same. The whole Organization (except Zexion) screams in terror. "Pull it together......" Chapter V - Part 3 - A Vacation in the Realm of the Shinigami Vexen has Larxene warm up the Dimension Shifter. "It'll take a while to charge it up, so we should take a break and leave Larxene to recharge it." Vexen stated. "Alright, but where is there to go?" asked Xemnas. "Well, there is the Shinigami Realm....." Ryuk blurted out. "The one in the pink hair will do just fine, frightening enough to be one of us." Zexion chuckled. "Haha, it's true. Anyway, I can make astral projections of us up there, our real bodies'll be sleeping." Just as Zexion stated, all of them, except Larxene, were astral projected into the Realm of the Shinigami. When the twelve returned, they were groaning and cheering. "Horray, we're out of that hellhole!" everyone except Larxene cheered. "Sorry for all the trouble we caused, we'll be goin' now!" Demyx apologized. The Dimension Shifter returned them tp TWTNW, and the machine was locked away.................. until Maleficent got her pale hands on it.
I see one logical explination: some of you seem to think Kairi shall get in your way to Sora. Honestly, THEY'RE JUST CHARACTERS IN A VIDEO GAME! Go write your fantasies in a book or somethin', but don't haunt me if it turns into a The Grudge curse or anythin'.
I know you all just love minigames, but what's your favorite? I liked the little swordfight against Ruby Dragon in FF8 and the motorcycle thing in FF7.
:p They spam more than........... no, wait, you guys spam more.
Chapter 9 - The Nobody Party - Assault on the Organization...? After the three have rested up, it was time for an assault. "Alright, Traverse Town is abandoned, so this place is safe. Once we go, there's no turning back. Everyone ready?" Riku Replica asked. Roxas and Namine nodded. "Alright then, let's go!" The clone of Riku opened a Dark Corridor, the team stepping in with weapons out. The trio arrived in the alleyway with the portal to Betwixt and Between. "Hm, looks the same as ever." examined Roxas. "Though, I sense a hint of darkness." At Memory's Skyscraper, Neo Shadows and Shadows manifest themselves. "Great, Heartless!" Namine said sarcastically. Though easily dispatched, the trio acknowledged they needed full strength against the Organization. In the castle, Dusks confirm Roxas' presence and slither away like they do. "Crap, there goes our element of surprise." Roxas grunted. In the elevator, a trio in the Organization was already waiting for them. It was Axel, Demyx, and Zexion. "I came as soon as I heard, Roxas, good to see ya!" Axel said excitedly. "Hey, what's with the weapons?" Demyx asked with caution. "The fake Riku, have you come here to destroy us like you said?" Zexion asked Riku Replica specifically. "Ah, yes, Namine and the Key of Destiny. Welcome to our home, please be our guests." Roxas makes the decision to make the Oathkeeper and Oblivion to disappear. "We're not here to fight, isn't that right, Riku?" Roxas winked. Riku Replica acknowledged the message and put away Soul Eater. "Exactly, we're here to reunite with our former 'friends' with whom we share a bond of 'trust' with." Axel smiled and started the elevator. "Good, I wouldn't want our friend to be injured." Chapter 9 - Organization XIV - Our "new" allies Axel showed them to the Throne (AKA meeting) Room. "Alright, I'm gonna be in my seat!" Axel opens a Dark Corridor and just appeared on his chair. He was then followed by Demyx and Zexion. "What is the meaning of this?" Xemnas asked with suspicion. "Roxas, Namine, and the fake Riku, why are you here?" "They're here to join us, except Namine. She is our guest, the only thing we can offer her is our hospitality." answered Zexion. "Roxas wishes to be reinstated and the clone wishes to join." Xemnas raised an eyebrow, but then nodded in approval. "Roxas and fake Riku, you are free to join us, and so you shall." The word RIKU appears in front of Riku Replica. "Answer me this: Do you want to know?" Riku Replica nods. "You feel nothing, you can feel nothing. Do you want a meaning?" Riku Replica nods again. With a wave of his hand, Xemnas makes the letters spin. Xemnas suddenly stops the roulette, and the anagram is complete. KIXUR "A new you." Dusks bring both Roxas and Kixur Organization cloaks. "Go on, Roxas knows where the changing room is." stated Vexen, proud of his creation. Chapter 9 - The Mickey Mouse Club - Off to see the Wizard Mickey, Donald, and Goofy sigh. "I hope they forgive us, we did leave without a mention of it." "I know they will, Sora isn't the kind to hold grudges." Donald confirmed. "Well, look, it's fur ther' own good!" Goofy added in time. The gummi ship blasts off to Yen Sid's Tower. They reach Twilight Town without too much trouble. They are beamed down into the tower, then making their way up the tower. Several kinds of Nobodies appear to try and stop them. "Nobodies?! Why're they here?" Mickey yelled while knocking a Dusk away. "I dunno, it was like this after we left." Donald answer after casting Thundraga on another Dusk. "May-be we shud' ask Yen Sid hmself!" Goofy replied. The group finds Yen Sid's chambers empty. "What's going on? No one's home..." Mickey quickly realized. Chapter 9 - Keybladers of Destiny - A True Friend Sora and Kairi awoke on resporators, quickly taking them off in synch. Riku is found waiting for them. "Finally! Are you guys ok?!" Riku said frantically. "Yeah, but where's the king, Donald, and Goofy?" Sora answered and asked. Riku raises an eyebrow. "Yeah, where did they go?" Kairi giggles at the cluelessness of her best friends. "Riku, look in your pocket." Riku reaches into his pocket and finds a note. Sorry for leaving without notice. -Mickey "Eh, oh well, at least you two are ok." Riku shrugged. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yay, 1000 Posts! Hello, Primium member!