when are you all ever going to learn there is nothing in these threads but failed expectations and destroyed dreams much like michael jackson's bedroom
Now that I've got your attention with the pleasant thought of my penis, please enjoy this picture of Starmie.
your so cool!! as cool as thi s cat
[video=youtube;CD2LRROpph0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0[/video] alright guys lets get down lmao man this song is so good making it my ringtone right now
i punched you there that is all
and you are all my disciples begin roleplay
just happened so like who wants to chat dawwwwgs btw just gone done seeing a movie at the theater and got laid IN the theater so great so anyway khv and its recovery what do you think discussion GO edit: sorry if you're offended by me being blunt about the issue of khv's vagina and the penis that is the guy who raped a ***** up. just sayin
DPWolf apparently has some interesting ties to the one known as "Sara." Apparently she administrated here at khv for several years and then left due to unknown reasons. Currently, she resides in Brazil using her basement to orchestrate the biggest crystal meth lab known to man. Meanwhile Sara's making meth we are with DPWolf who has had QUITE THE HISTORY in making meth. In 'nam, she was well known for her works with the communist enemy by providing porn dvd's (which included pedophilia, necrophilia and zoophilia, which if you ask is the ****ing of animals in the bum) to a local outfit in order to attain weapons of mass destruction. And by destruction I mean large dildo's being forcibly inserted into the rectums of helpless civilians. Anyway, while MAKING METH she started using tampons as a groundbreaking new method for meth synthesis. Apparently the material (while most believe is a variant of cotton) contains a hidden element known as crioMETHtanoxin and it's used to make Aspirin. She started by using that as her base for the new formula and soon became a huge drug dealer. Later, she moved to Brazil which is same area as Sara. DPWolf is Sara. The whole website is doomed. MEANWHILE RAYMAN BLOWS THE MILKMAN IS NOW ON DVD, THOSE INTERESTED SHOULD CHECK IT OUT IT'S AMAZING, IT'S ASTOUNDING REALLY
let's talk about it
I hate youngster Joey.
where's my car?
And I'm posting this thread because I can.
I remember two years ago (less maybe) people would joke around on here and say "the site is dying BLAAAAAAHHH" and it was never a huge deal because the spam zone kept things alive. But now I am afraid to say it is true. I think the site is dying. :l <: have a good day PS. the only reason I am saying this is because there is barely any activity today and it's a Saturday. lololol
So let's face it I've been gone for... months... if you don't include the tiny visits I take lurking the forums from week to week. After college got out I was HOPING that I could come back but summer shinanigans ensued and it only took three guys, one car and a whoooole lot of Doritos for me to go on a crazy adventure. First of all, forgive me if some of you don't know me. I'm me, I used to be on here all the time as staff but was let go due to the economy. Instead of suing to get my revenge I decided my endeavors were best played elsewhere; somewhere new, where I can start over and indulge in the one game I still played consistently: Pokémon. ;] Sometime in the middle of May, myself and a friend decided we wanted to go to an official Pokemon VIDEO GAME tournament. Since there's only five events yearly, all in one month out of the 12 months that there are, we decided that Newark, New Jersey was our best option. So what did we do? Planned a road trip. First we wanted to take the train, then this happened... ... May 9th, 2010 Me: "Yeah, my friend and I want to go on a road trip for a Pokemon tournament." Him: "Dude... I'll drive. It's like what, 50 dollars to travel across the country?" Me: -odd look- Him: "Anyway seriously I'll drive. Only problem is I don't have a Pokemon game." Me: "Cool, I can give you one of mine. Road trip!" Then it was decided; we were car pooling 950 miles across the USA to compete in a video game tournament we'd inevitably lose. Of course my mom lives there so we were able to at least stay somewhere. We packed two bags of snacks and at the end of the trip we only ate about 1/2 of just one of the bags. >_> and it was mostly Doritos. lol We stayed at my moms which was great. She believes in aliens and told us alien stories, and showed me the movie Donnie Darko and 12 Monkeys. GREAT movies, btw. Especially the first. According to my mom I've been abducted by aliens and... I need to wear magnets... I don't get it either. lol ... June 12th, 2010 So fast-forward about 36 days (give or take) and we get to the event. Our Pokemon ready to rock and get raped horribly. The official website if anyone wants to check it out. It was crowded. Despite how you can't tell from this picture, there were roughly 1200 people competing at a regional Pokemon tournament. Yeah, tell me about it. I should probably have mentioned this earlier, but Pokemon is a very complicated video game competitively. A very short-description for the competitive style game-play the Pokemon Company has used would be that it's a complicated game of rock-paper-scissors. There are 493 Pokemon so it can get complicated. Here's an example of the style of battling we were using. <-- That's me vs. a member who used to be on these forums. He also plays competitively ;] The Pokemon arena is a complicated one but it is fun. I met a lot of people who were great at Pokemon that I met online from (another) forum so it was definitely worth it in that aspect. ANYWAY, so we started battling and at this particular event I did pretty decent. Break-down of the event (positives): I was crowd favorite for about... 10 minutes... Break-down of the event (negatives): I lost almost immediately after becoming crowd favorite ): I got ahead three rounds before losing to a critical hit. Seriously, I hate critical hits. lol The team I used: Giratina, Hitmontop, Palkia, Abomasnow A very standard team with a few changes I made, but let's keep it simple. ;] Anyone who made it more than 4 rounds made it to the "finalists lounge." I was 1 round away ): my good friends TDS and BlueCookies (as they go by on the forums I go on). They both got top 16 and made it to nationals (see below). The Day of the Tournament: My Rounds Round 1: My first round opponent was a solid dude. He lead with Kyogre and Scizor. After he Surfed and KO'd his own Scizor, I had the game won. I won with 3 Pokemon still alive (3-0) Round 2: This was even worse than Round 1. He lead with Sceptile and Charizard. I think the only damage I took was from an item I was using. (4-0) Also at the Pokemon Tournaments they usually put some matches on TV screens for spectators to watch from. My R2 opponent and I were on screen. I was crowd favorite from this. :] Round 3: This is sadly the round I lost in. My opponents team was good and I didn't match up very well against it sadly. His team was Mewtwo, Infernape, Tyranitar and Dialga. I went with my normal team. Because my Giratina has an item that boosts its speed I usually go first but this time I was surprised. His Mewtwo used Ice Beam first (so it also had the same item) but my Giratina took it like a champ. Around the time that he had his Tyranitar out, I miscalculated some damage and didn't attack it (when I would have KO'd it for sure). From then on it was a slippery slope. After I lost I went to join my friends to watch the rest of the tournament. Also you may be asking yourself... all this for a POKEMON competition? Oh yes, it gets better. After this road trip we all returned to my humble home in Wisconsin and then... two weeks later... do it again. This time 5 hours away to Indianapolis. At New Jersey, my two friends and I met these two cool dudes named Andrew and Anthony and they met us at Indy so we could all compete again. We get to Indy, book a hotel and... the craziness begins. June 25th, 2010 The first night we check-in at 4 AM and head over to the tournament (because despite the fact registration was at 8 AM, the line was LOOOOOOONG). http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/37306_434458662596_521522596_630656.jpg Yeah time to get crushed again! http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/34285_434459107596_521522596_630656.jpg http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/35787_434458997596_521522596_630656.jpg The lines at this place... man... totally not worth it. We waited for 3 hours talking to tons of friends that I met from online. By the way, the best part of this trip was meeting online friends. Seriously it's unbelievable. ;] At any rate, I didn't have any better luck at this tournament. Ended up losing 2nd round to... ANOTHER CRITICAL HIT. Seriously Pokemon is starting to hate me because at this point I would like to bomb the convention center. But it's okay, because after we all lost (that's five of us) we troll'd around downtown (not really). But first, here's how my rounds went. Round 1: I won in three turns. (4-0) Round 2: Again, I made a silly mistake and despite how I COULD have won despite that mistake, my opponent got a critical hit at the end and I didn't win. ): http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/36137_435035087596_521522596_632385.jpg ^ Because we can. http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/36887_435033442596_521522596_632376.jpg ^ A very eager friend. This is Anthony. http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/36021_435035817596_521522596_632389.jpg ^ Anthony dying between the bed + wall. He apparently was really stuck, but we left him there for 49 minutes thinking he was joking. o.o http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/35757_435034977596_521522596_632384.jpg ^ I think it's a GREAT shot of me. Don't you agree? /joke http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/35397_435034612596_521522596_632383.jpg ^ I'm way taller than him. http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/33402_435033982596_521522596_632379.jpg ^ Left: Anthony; Right: Andrew http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/37367_435034042596_521522596_632379.jpg ^ Left: Nick; Right: Brandon I'm a great photographer eh? http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/37429_435035332596_521522596_632386.jpg ^ We felt artistic... yeah. This shot had actually drawn a 20-ish person crowd. TOTALLY worth it. I'm at the top right btw. Our adventures in Indianapolis were not successful in terms of Pokemon. In fact, we only crushed two 10 year olds' dreams and one adult which later tried to solicit us to give him our $$. Yeah, right. Does this all seem unnecessary to you? Well, to be honest, it was unnecessary. To make matters worse our car broke down on the way back... twice. First time, battery died. Second time, Alternator short-circuited. Which if anyone here doesn't know what that is, it's the part that recharges your car's battery. Turns out the Alternator was completely fried from the beginning... XD http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n222/Illustrious-monk/13442_435035922596_521522596_632389.jpg Our car had stopped running on the expressway while traffic nearly destroyed both the car and us. We were sitting in the middle of the far left lane of traffic because we thought the exit was getting off on the left, but it was really the right... yeah we almost died because of that bad prediction. Luckily the guy with the truck pushed us off the road and let us call a tow-truck dude. We paid 320 bucks to tow a total of 78 miles. :] At least we didn't need to pay for it because our parents also contributed... .. Actually if you're wondering if it's as bad as it sounds, it is. But it was bound to happen in order to complete the road trip. lol Overall it was a nice adventure. We traveled across the USA's East Coast, down to the Midwest and got about 2500 miles on my friends car. Though now he might need a new one... So anyway, that's what I've been doing and hopefully everyone will understand why I've been gone. Road trips, college, etc. So hopefully this horribly orchestrated story will give you the idea. :D I'll try and organize this some more later but right now it's 11 PM and I'm really tired. Enjoy the pictures.
How ya'll doin'? idk where I've been, but hey I'm posting a thread. O:
Not even kidding. Some dudes were seriously trying to chase me while I was walking home from work. And they were either fat or slow. Or both. -shrugs- Let's talk about strange things that happen to us.
For some reason my PSP just doesn't want to turn on. To know exactly what happened, I basically lent it to a friend, and when he gave it back he said it was still working (which I suppose I believe) and I didn't play it for about 2-3 weeks. Then I go to play it and it won't turn on. The on light is there, but the screen won't even light up. Does anyone know what might be wrong? All the hardware seems to be in fine condition on the outside, not sure about the inside though. Much thanks. D:
They are sold for list price. >: Amazon, however... sells at a discount with no tax. >.> <.< hellz yeah.
It starts off at 20% interest. WHO WANTS IT?
SCIZOR. What does KHV do now? :l
