She'd be even better on my cock.
Why are elephants grey? Spoiler so you don't get them confused with blueberries
Eh. I'm not a fan of puns.
Is that Zooey Motherfucking Deschanel. I'd hit it. Hard.
One cutting edge aquarium saved a lot of money when its owner discovered a means to make the dolphins live forever -- since the dolphins never died, no money needed to be spent on buying new ones. Extending the dolphins' lives required putting a special mixture into their food; one of the ingredients was baby sea gull meat. So one day, one of the workers was sent to the beach to find some. On the way back, baby sea gulls in hand, he had to pass through a forest. In the middle of the path was a sleeping lion. He very carefully stepped over it, only to be handcuffed by a policeman. "Officer," he said, "what's going on?" "You're under arrest," said the policeman. "But why?" he asked. "You're being charged with Spoiler transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises "
Tell her to take those snake bites out. Only semi-permanent fixture she should have in her mouth is some guys cock, because she doesn't look very intelligent. Other than that, not bad.
Sonic's been shit for a while. And there's never been a good tv show based on a vidya gaem.
So let's break this down here. Stick my penis into a vagina or Stick my GIANT FLAMING HYDRAULIC DRILL INTO SOME CRAZY, SUPERPOWERED DRUG ADDICT'S SKULL Vidya.
23 in the sig. 16 groups join date adds to 15 you joined in april, month number 4 42 user notes 1.88 posts per day. Also i'm from Cleveland, so i simply assumed. Also FUCK
23 is Lebron's number. Lebron is found in your signature.
Your join date also adds up to fifteen, digit by digit. 42 total usernotes. You're a member of 16 groups.
We could forget i ever got one in the first place. Registered as Atlas, i'm sure i did. Lol i could never ice skate. Wheels are a no, so i'm...
You could tell everyone you don't know how it happened. Freak-forum accident or something. Random act of kindness. Whatever. I was never good...
Went for a bikeride today Tried to ride up this big hill but gravity was all HAHA **** NO and i stopped and started going backwards.
Hayabusa this is the second time you've gotten me and Advent mixed up. What's going on here.
"I love you too, son. How about we go out for some pizza, and maybe get you one of them new fangled vidya games on the way back" If only my dad were Blaistoise.
Fallout 3 if you a lonelyfag, L4D if you like people. Or both, they don't compare very well. I bought Oblivion again. Shit's fun, although hangin around /v/ is starting to slowly make it less so.
What are you playing?
For You - Staind
I see you make threads and i go "oh maybe it will not be as bad as the others" Disappointment, every time.
