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  1. ArchVice
    Graxe always stays on track with the list.
    Thanx!

    *hi fives*
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 16, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Tis true and this round started at 10:00PM PST
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 16, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. ArchVice
    Upon investigation of Pika_Power's death, He was found to be in possession of the Death Note. The weight of guilt must have driven him to suicide. This concludes this round.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 15, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Name: Kairimagic
    Time of death: 1330
    Cause of death: Suicide
    Further details: Threw herself off an apartment block in order to become one with the internet. She was talked into it by the late Kabooki.

    Name: Kannira the wolf
    Time of death: 1400
    Cause of death: burst eardrums
    Further details: After watching subbed anime all her life, she watched an episode of One Piece. She was found dead with blood dripping from her ears.

    Name: Kaxej
    Time of death: 1430
    Cause of death: Mauled by Twitards
    Further details: Kaxej was visiting his local bookshop, when mentioned his name at the counter and how he hated how it associated him with a certain werewolf. A nearby Twilight fan heard, and texted her friends. He was mauled to death in an allyway by a pack of Twitards. He never stood a chance.

    Name: Kenni-Chan
    Time of death: 1500
    Cause of death: Microwaved heart
    Further details: Kenni-Chan went in for open heart surgery, but the doctors encountered a few problems. A chain of events led to her heart being replaced with a meat pie when the doctor went for lunch-break. Her heart accidentally went in the microwave instead. It went around for two minutes before it was found. By then, she was dead.

    Name: keybladewarrioroflegend
    Time of death: 1530
    Cause of death: Lack of air
    Further details: KWOL was sadly glomped to death by rabid fangirls. He would have survived if not for his silver hair, which was too hot for the fangirls to pass up. He died due to lack of air.

    Name: KingRiku
    Time of death: 1600
    Cause of death: Rolled over by a steamroller
    Further details: KingRiku was walking home from school one day when he accidentally wandered onto recently-laid tar on the road. He decided he wanted to imprint his footprint properly, so he stood still for a good few minutes. The tar hardened around his feet, keeping him trapped in place. He could have taken off his shoes if he were not seen by a psychopathic steamroller operator, who saw his chance and flattened him.

    Name: Kites
    Time of death: 1630
    Cause of death: Starvation/Lack of water
    Further details: Kites was out flying her kite, when a particularly strong gust of wind came. She would have been fine if she were not on a diet to become a model, but she was so skinny the wind blew the kite and her up very high. She kept flying until she eventually died due to lack of water. Her body is still attached to her kite, flying around the world.

    Name: xXRhian+RoxasXx
    Time: 1700
    Cause: self-stabbed
    Details: YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU ******!
    Name: Krayzie
    Time of death: 1730
    Cause of death: Bag lady
    Further details: Krayzie was walking in the park one day when he got jumped by an old lady wielding a handbag. She beat him to death. She was not charged due to having Alzheimer's, so she was certifiably crazy.

    Name: Lexamus
    Time of death: 1800
    Cause of death: Stab wounds
    Further details: Lexamus was stabbed to death in a dark allyway by an atheist after he refused to give up belief in a god. The atheist allegedly yelled "Where is your god now?!" before stabbing him through the neck with safety scissors.

    Name: Mafia
    Time of death: 1830
    Cause of death: Unintentional suicide
    Further details: Mafia accidentally slit her wrists after trying to prove to her friends that it was impossible to cut oneself with a butter knife. She bled to death at the scene.

    Name: Misty
    Time of death: 1900
    Cause of death: Fall
    Further details: Misty was almost at the end of her journey. She had traveled for almost a year with two guys, and their quest was over. She was then put on a bus which promptly drove into a ravine.

    Name: Obsessed
    Time of death: 1930
    Cause of death: Drug overdose
    Further details: Obsessed was always obsessing over something, be it sleeping, eating, reading or breathing. But one day she picked a dangerous, new obsession: cocaine. She snorted a line every ten minutes, and died soon after.

    Name: Prince_of_Hearts
    Time of death: 2000
    Cause of death: Written out of existence
    Further details: PoH wanted a change from status quo, so he tried killing God's best friend. He lured the best friend into a classroom and wrote the door out of existence. He then tried to kill the best friend in various ways, before his superior came in and after a short fight, wrote him out of existence.

    Name: Pyrø
    Time of death: 2030
    Cause of death: Heart attack
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    Name: Radiowave
    Time of death: 2100
    Cause of death: LAZAR'D
    Further details: Radiowave was going about his ordinary duties of terrorizing townsfolk at night and capturing small robots when he was shot with a lazar by a giant robot shaped like a fire engine.

    Name: ワンダ
    Time of death: 2130
    Cause of death: Shot
    Further details: Wanda was going to a meeting of oppressed Japanese people who were going to get their hopes and dreams answered by being given an area of their own. For some reason the princess announcing the opening of the special zone picked up a gun and ordered the death of everyone Japanese. Wanda was unfortunately a casualty.

    Name: Repliku
    Time of death: 2230
    Cause of death: Heart attack
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    Name: Reptar
    Time of death: 2300
    Cause of death: Stabbed through the heart
    Further details: After conquering the entire world, and ruling through a fist of fear, Reptar fulfilled a deal she made with a friend. He stabbed her in public as agreed, as she was about to execute the last of her friends and family. She died for world peace.

    Name: Rexyggor_thenewmember
    Time of death: 2330
    Cause of death: Ripped off head
    Further details: As Rxyggor was about to copulate with his partner, she ripped off his head. The reason is that the Kira associates Rexyggor's name with a bug, and Kira remembers a type of bug that has to rip off its partner's head to copulate. Sucks to be this guy.

    Name: Rhoppergaurd
    Time of death: 2331
    Cause of death: Murdered
    Further details: Killed by the same grammar Nazi aliens as Ginta was. Those Nazis really hate it when people misspell words in their usernames.
    Name: Rissy
    Time of death: 2332
    Cause of death: Car crash
    Further details: After seeing The Matrix, Rissy decided it would be a good idea to try and jump from car to car on a motorway. To make a long story short, it didn't turn out the way she expected it to.
    Name: Shade Tail
    Time of death: 2333
    Cause of death: mauled
    Further details: Shade Tail was raped and mauled by an escaped panda bear from the zoo. It went after him because he regularly threw condom packets at it when it was caged.
    Name: Sora March
    Time of death: 2334
    Cause of death: Euthanized
    Further details: Was turned into a panda by a witch. He was stuck in a zoo and had to endure condom packets being chucked at him. Eventually he snapped, broke out and raped and killed the packet thrower. He was then euthanized by the recapturing squad.
    Name: Sorrow
    Time of death: 2335
    Cause of death: Drug overdose
    Further details: After suffering extreme sorrow and misery, Sorrow took her own life by overdosing on Panadol. She had to take multiple bottles before she felt any effect, then took another few bottles just because she liked the taste.
    Name: Spaze
    Time of death: 2336
    Cause of death: Impaled chest
    Further details: Spaze was drinking a glass of beer at the pub and was making a rousing speech about the similarities between Michael Jackson and Barrack Obama when she bashed the glass against the table a tad too hard, breaking it. She then fell unconscious onto the broken glass, and slowly bled to death. No one noticed because she was slumped over the table dripping blood most nights.
    Name: SRX13
    Time of death: 2336
    Cause of death: FACE ASPLODE!
    Further details: SRX13 was blowing up an air mattress. However he did not have an air pump, so he did it by hand. (or rather, by mouth.) However he blew a tad too hard, and the entire thing blew up in his face, causing his face to ASPLODE.
    Name: ŞŧąŗĢířŁ
    Time of death: 2337
    Cause of death: Murder
    Further details: Those space faring, time traveling zombie grammar nazi's again. They apparently don't like symbol use either.
    Name: TacoGrenade
    Time of death: 2338
    Cause of death: Eaten by an escalator
    Further details: Taco was at a mall when his shoelace got caught in an escalator. He could not get free and the escalator ate him all up. He then got mulched by the complex machinery.
    Name: The Dream Traveller
    Time of death: 2339
    Cause of death: Starvation
    Further details: TDT Got in a car accident. He got put in a coma. He was taken off life support by his family. He died a slow and painful death.
    Name: The Fuk?
    Time of death: 2340
    Cause of death: Stung to death
    Further details: The Fuk? was out beating up old ladies as usual, but his need of glasses caused him to mistake a tree for an old lady. He gave it a hit with his baseball bat and hit a beehive. As he was stoned, he ran into a fence, which ate his foot. He was stung to death by the bees due to how he couldn't run away.
    Name: Toshi
    Time of death: 2341
    Cause of death: Disease
    Further details: Toshi fed other people so much bull-fecal-matter, a group of people got together and force fed him their own fecal matter. He died soon after.
    Name: timeXhasXgone
    Time of death: 2342
    Cause of death: Heart attack
    Further details:
    Name: Atlas
    Time of death: 2343
    Cause of death: Crushed
    Further details: Atlas was busy holding up the sky when a small boy came over with a laptop. Excited by the prospect of the internet, he began to type, releasing the sky. It then came crashing down on his head, killing him.
    Name: *TwilightNight*
    Time of death: 2344
    Cause of death: Drinking paint
    Further details: TN drank paint when she was working late at night on her paintings, and instead of drinking from her cup of tea, took a gulp of paint-water. She continued painting unaware, but collapsed soon after.
    Name: The Graceful Assassin
    Time of death: 2345
    Cause of death: Rake
    Further details: TGA was working on the garden when he accidentally stepped on a rake end, cartoon style. The effect was not like a cartoon, and the handle hit a weak spot in his skull, killing him.
    Name: Vertigo Haven
    Time of death: 2346
    Cause of death: Falling
    Further details: VH was trying to cure herself of vertigo by looking down a cliff. She forgot to tie herself down, and fell over the edge in a swirl of dizziness.
    Name: Advent
    Time of death: 2349
    Cause of death: broken-in skull
    Further details: Was performing sexual activity with a horse when the horse realized what was happening, and kicked with its hind legs. Due to the nature of the sexual activity and where it positioned him, Advent was killed instantly.
    Name: Xeddrief
    Time of death: 2348
    Cause of death: Starvation
    Further details: Xedrief attempted to count to one billion. As he's not the type of guy to give up on things (at least not when he's under the control of the Death Note), he just continued counting. He did not stop to eat, and soon died.

    Name: Zeonark
    Time of death: 2348
    Cause of death: Blended
    Further details: Zeonark was once an ordinary boy, but when he took a tour of a meat factory, he accidentally fell in. This ripped him limb from limb. Now he's in mice packets all over th
    e world. Yummy.
    Name: Luka
    Time: 2349
    Cause of death: Shaving accident
    Details: When shaving with an electric shaver, the bit that shields the skin from the blade gets broken, and the blades mulch the face. He dies of blood loss.
    Name: DarkHeartlessWolf
    Time: 2350
    Cause of death: Struck by lightning
    Details: When trying out her new cosplay costume, DHW gets hit by lightning. Perhaps it's because she cosplayed as an enlarged lamp-post on growth hormone in the rain. We will never know.
    Name: Mike
    Time: 2351
    Cause: Electrocuted by pikachus
    Details: Mike was walking through veridian forest when he stepped on an odd yellow thing. It turned out to be a pikachu. The pikachu killed him with thunder.
    Name: Brexen
    Time: 2352
    Cause: Rock-to-head
    Details: Was rock climbing when a rock fell and hit his head, killing him.
    Name: Carey
    Time: 2353
    Cause: Suicide
    Details: Sets body alight and runs around the town screaming.
    Name: VideoGameNerd246
    First name: Daniel
    Time: 2354
    Cause: Headshot.
    Details: BOOM headshot.
    Name: NeoCloudStrife
    Time: 2355
    Cause: Shot
    Details: After being mistaken for a malicious hacker trying to break into the Pentagon, NCS was shot dead by law enforcement.
    Source: See sources
    Name: TheGreatGatz
    Time: 2356
    Cause: Lynched
    Details: Lynched by envious newbies who were jealous of his massive rep-count.
    Name: Misfit
    Time: 2357
    Cause: shocked to death
    Details: Misfit was walking to school, when one day, he noticed a strange man following him. He broke out into a cold sweat. Why was the man following him? He started to run, not looking where he was going. He accidentally ran into an electric fence and died. The stranger was his father who had come to deliver Misfit's forgotten lunch.
    Name: Shizzy
    Time: 2358
    Cause: Electrified.
    Details: Shizzy was listening to her MP3 player and the new song she had downloaded from the internet. She was humming along to the song when it suddenly stopped. Then the squeaky voice: "I am Kira!" The MP3 player malfunctioned and fried her brains.
    Name: Kme92
    Time of death: 1159
    Cause of death: Three-way-attack
    Further details: Kme92 was fighting two children and had just frozen them using his mind controlled ice-bird when one child's dragon heated up the room, defrosting them. He then got caught in a three-way-attack between the dragon, an electric mouse and a computer-porgram.

    Name: Pika_power
    Time of Death: 0000
    Details: For the record he had it planned before he saw Amber do it.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 15, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 15, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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  7. ArchVice
    Deaths! In 24 hour format.

    Name: Absol
    Time of death: 0000
    Cause of death: Suicide via internet
    Further details: Rather than go without KH-V for up to two years, she killed herself by engaging in a spam war with the entirety of /b/. She took down well over half of it before falling prey to a sucker-punch motivational poster.

    Name: KH-Vids.net
    Time of death: 0030
    Cause of death: Crash
    Further details: SPDude forgot to renew the website domain, effectively killing KH-Vids.net.

    Name: AkuaWaterDragon
    Time of death: 0100
    Cause of death: Drowning
    Further details: Was swimming the length of the river Thames and was halfway there when he remembered that he forgot his lunch, so he turned around to go back. He grew exhausted and died on the way back.

    Name: Alexandra
    Time of death: 0130
    Cause of death: Asphyxiation
    Further details: Attempted to do a magic trick in order to impress her mother. The trick included swallowing a coin. Her last words were "Hey, watch this!" before she inhaled the coin and died soon afterwards. Her mother assumed it was part of the trick.

    Name: Amber
    Time of death: 0200
    Cause of death: Aneurysm
    Further details: Was reading over past conversations on KH-V and realized how many people had misread her name as something rude. Her anger was so great, she got the anime-style cross-veins. Unfortunately they only work in anime, so a blood vessel in her brain burst, promptly killing her.

    Name: Gintasthebest
    Time of death: 0230
    Cause of death: Murdered
    Further details: GTB was murdered by zombie space grammar Nazi pirates from the future who took great offense at her lack of apostrophes and spaces.

    Name: Asterisk
    Time of death: 0300
    Cause of death: Loss of blood
    Further details: Asterisk was mowing the lawn early in the morning (as you do) with his trusty weed eater, when he remembered that the lawn was a plastic lawn, and not a real one. He also recalled that fake lawns did not need cutting. It was too late, as the weed eater had already cut up half the lawn and propelled the blades of grass into his legs. The now quite literal "blades" of grass dug penetrated the skin and caused him to die from loss of blood.

    Name: Tikem
    Time of death: 0330
    Cause of death: Heart attack

    Name: Aura
    Time of death: 0400
    Cause of death: Murdered
    Further details: Murdered by sleep deprived parents after they discovered her having late night snacks for the ninth day in a row.

    Name: Braveheart
    Time of death: 0430
    Cause of death: Mauled by a lion
    Further details: Braveheart decided to prove he was worthy of his name, and challenged a lion to an early morning roaring match. He made the fatal mistake of conducting the contest inside the lion enclosure at the zoo when the lions were asleep. They awakened and mauled him to death, voiding the terms of the challenge.

    Name: Catch the Rain
    Time of death: 0500
    Cause of death: Suicide
    Further details: After seeing Toshi's thread in the suggestion area, she took the criticism to heart, literally. She was found with a knife driven through her chest.

    Name: CondemnedMemoir
    Time of death: 0530
    Cause of death: Suicide
    Further details: After seeing CTR kill herself over Toshi, he felt the full burden of running KH-V. The effort of doing so for half an hour caused him to use up all his life energy.

    Name: Crisis
    Time of death: 0600
    Cause of death: Eaten by maggots
    Further details: The zombie space grammar Nazi pirates from the future brought deadly spores with them that landed on Crisis and quickly grew into maggots. They devoured him in his sleep.

    Name: Crisp
    Time of death: 0630
    Cause of death: Suicide
    Further details: Depressed at the notion of going to school, he overdosed on sleeping pills, killing himself. He did not realize that it was a public holiday.

    Name: DarkRequiem0 (Dalk)
    Time of death: 0700
    Cause of death: Decapitation
    Further details: He was loading a porn CD into his computer for a morning time of fun, but due to an error at the factory, the edges were sharpened to a fine point. The CD flew out of the computer, decapitating him.

    Name: dragonkid_ofhearts
    Time of death: 0730
    Cause of death: Skin torn from body
    Further details: Chosen by Jigsaw. Need I say more?

    Name: Flyn-Pnut
    Time of death: 0800
    Cause of death: Ripped limb from limb
    Further details: Killed by an enraged mimiga after it mistakenly ate red flowers as a breakfast cereal.

    Name: HayabusaZeroZ
    Time of death: 0830
    Cause of death: Crowded skull
    Further details: Hayabusa's skull was invaded by a particular type of amoeba after he shared headphones with a shady looking single-celled organism on the bus.

    Name: *Hippie Jesus*
    Time of death: 0900
    Cause of death: Heroic sacrifice
    Further details: Died to save a box of orphaned kittens at the train station from a group of leather-clad bikers who wanted to kill them for fun. He fought with a giant drill and could be heard screaming "Who the hell do you think I am?!" He died twice before blowing up the entire gang in a finishing move made of pure awesome. He then died and went to heaven.

    Name: Hissora
    Time of death: 0930
    Cause of death: Run over
    Further details: She was crossing the road when she was hit by a bus full of nuns. Despite their prayers, she would not remain dead, so they rolled her in front of a taxi.

    Name: i <3 poptarts
    Time of death: 1000
    Cause of death: Heart attack
    Further details: Ate far too many poptarts, and died of a heart attack due to diabetes.

    Name: InfinityFlare
    Time of death: 1030
    Cause of death: Burst appendix
    Further details: InfinityFlare's appendix burst after he brushed his teeth and accidentally ate one of the bristles on the toothbrush. It burst his appendix.

    Name: Ioan
    First name: John
    Time of death: 1100
    Cause of death: Burst vocal chords
    Further details: Ioan checked up on the Neo-DeathNote thread to see what was happening, when he noticed that he had been killed. This caused him to scream in rage at the computer for a good hour straight. He then noticed that his first name had been accidentally posted too. Realizing that he would be killed again by the next Kira, he screamed for another two hours. This caused his vocal chords to snap and clog his airway.

    Name: JedininjaZC
    Time of death: 1130
    Cause of death: Blown up
    Further details: JedininjaZC was in a room for no particular reason. The walls were grey, and he needed to collect gold and hit a switch before escaping. Unfortunately he jumped on a red mine, and blew himself up. (Life 1/∞)

    Name: Jube
    Time of death: 1200
    Cause of death: Death in spamwar
    Further details: Jube was unceremoniously killed by a maniac who waged a spamwar on all of /b/.

    Name: K u r o g a n e
    Time of death: 1230
    Cause of death: God
    Further details: Mowed down in a hail of gunfire by her husband's immortal brother for reasons undisclosed. She transfered her soul into a nearby girl, but got erased from existence later along with her husband by God when her anti-hero son asked him to.

    Name: Kabooki
    Time of death: 1300
    Cause of death: Suicide
    Further details: Threw himself under a train in an attempt to merge with the internet and become god.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. ArchVice
    I am Shinigami because other people still enjoy this game and ICSP is not able to get on as often as he would like.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Janime6 - Watches the same Hannah Montana episode 18 times before his brain explodes. - 9:08 PM

    Pumpkin Princess - Eats 19 pumpkins and contracts a lethal disease that kills instantly. - 10:09 PM

    The Great Gatz - Accidentally stabs himself with a mechanical pencil after using it to write the number 20 on the nearest sheet of paper. - 11:10 PM

    Pika - Accusation Kill - Found slumped over on his keyboard with his browser open to this link, scrolled down to "RANKS & SCOREBOARD" Cause of death found to be a rare disease that only affects pokemon. 12:11 AM

    What? - Accusation Kill - Using permanant ink, What? writes "With my death, Kira has killed more people than any lone Kira of the past. PS: L, did you know shinigami love apples?" on his wall before dying of a heart attack. 1:00 AM

    Shinigami kill - Amby - Dies of heart attack. TOD: just now.

    This concludes round 3

    Complaining makes me sad and gets you nowhere. I had no ill intentions. I'm sorry. There is nothing else I can or should say. THE END!

    Round 4 starts at noon.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    HayabusaZeroZ - Suddenly goes insane, stabs his arm open with a kitchen knife, and uses the handle to write the following message on the counter in blood:

    "Dearest detectives,

    Kira has become bored with you. He would like it very much so if there was some activity among you. Please don't disappoint him.

    ~Kira, talking in the third person because he ****ing can."

    After finishing the message, HayabusaZeroZ collapses from blood loss, and soon dies. - 4:10 PM


    Ӎother Ɲature ♥ - Types the number 16 into Notepad on her computer, then jumps out of a window. - 7:06 PM

    Alex C: - Emo-cuts the number 17 into his arm, then uses the razor to slice his own throat open. - 8:07 PM

    ________________________________

    What? and Repliku are brought in for questioning under suspicion of being Kira. Before being questioned, the two are forced to listen to William Hung sings the classics.... For TWELVE hours. They pleaded with detectives to release them trying to explain that it was all a mistake. A search of their home turns up nothing and they are released due to lack of evidence.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 12, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. ArchVice
    Deaths!

    Dalk - Died in one of those orgies between all The Gentlemen. - 11:11:11 AM

    Shizzy - Died in orgy. - 11:12:13 AM

    Advent - Orgy - 11:13:15 AM

    KH-Vids.Net (Xaale) - Orgy - 11:14:06 AM

    Crumpet - Died from watching orgy. - 11:15:20 AM

    Reptar : D - Was exploring a museum when a dinosaur exhibit fell on her, crushing her. - 1:23:45 PM


    Just now.
    Shade Tail
    and
    Xephos
    must both simultaneously die of heart attacks at the sending of this message.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 12, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. ArchVice
    Deaths for 7/11/09

    Pyrɸ - Brain aneurysm after seeing gintasthebest. - 11:11:55 AM

    Rhoppergaurd - Pushed off a tall building. - 11:12:05 AM

    Flyn Pnut - Was hanging out on top of a 10 story building with his brother, when they got into an arguement. Flyn Pnut tripped and fell off, after pushing his brother. - 11:12:07 AM

    gintasthebest
    - Hit by a bus when she turned to watch two guys fall off a building. - 11:12:09 AM

    Mike - Killed when two guys fell on top of him. - 11:12:13 AM

    Kabooki - Stung to death by bees. - 12:36:24 PM


    Sorry. ICSP and myself were attending a 25th anniversary party for his folks.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 12, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. ArchVice

    Holy crap! Win is playing.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 11, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. ArchVice
    lol that's funny.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 11, 2009 in forum: Forum Families
  16. ArchVice
    I'm sigging this.

    This round has started as of 1:30am PST.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 11, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. ArchVice

    NO ONE can EVER take your place as L!
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 10, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. ArchVice
    Who me? YAYZ!
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 10, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. ArchVice
    OK. What's the scoop? Give me the skinny.
    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 10, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Post by: ArchVice, Jul 9, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone