Because you really have nothing better to do. http://compl3xx.bandcamp.com/album/the-safe-zone-2 You can stream the whole damn thing there, and if you don't want to put your email address there to download it because you're a lazy ****, go here: http://www.mediafire.com/?h83v6xy0oj23nvw Good day, ladies and hermaphrodites.
14 ****ing games and not a single Kingdom Hearts III. Nomura you crafty *******, you. I swear, each game looks even more epic yet makes even less sense once you beat it. What the **** is a goddamn dream drop distance and how the **** is there a birth by sleep volume two? Really, did Nomura give creative rights to a 6 year old after he finished KHII? You know what kind of **** 6 year olds do? **** like "Axe Cop". It's a comic about a cop who found a fireman's axe, I **** you not and it really is done by a six year old, again I **** you not. I can see it now: Kingdom Hearts NOT NUMBER THREE: Keyblade Special Evolution: Axeblade!
It's free and if you download it I promise not to troll you guys for at least another month. http://compl3xx.bandcamp.com/track/talking-to-my-mirror
CuDi's makes me want to get famous so I can fornicate with women who I don't know every night, do lots of drugs and be seen as insane and out of control by everyone around me and then probably die before I reach 27. Kanye's makes me want to hire an orchestra and choir to follow me everywhere I go while doing everything mentioned above...sound good to you guys?
Trolls seen running around, you never seen them too long on the forum But I am not one of them...but I am not one of them Trolls seen running around, they never stay too long on one forum But I am not one of them...no I am not one of them They say... "Hey! Mr. Troll Man, Mr. Troll Man!" "Tell me who you're tolling! Tell us what you're planning!" I'm after Misty's panties "Mr. Troll Man, tell us some of your stories You're never ever boring" x2 I knock em down round to round You're getting shot down on the ground When will the trolling end...when will the trolling end Staff getting knocked down round to round They're getting shot down on the ground When will the trolling end...when will the trolling end They say... "Hey! Mr. Troll Man, Mr. Troll Man!" "Tell me who trolling! Tell us of your banning!" I'm never getting Perma-Banned "Mr. Troll Man, hows it being banned? I'm your biggest fan!" x2 ....I was bored.
You tell me your problems, I'll give you a witty and slightly sarcastic way to solve them, and remember; there's no refunds in life.
http://www.mediafire.com/?adtsomodopc8if3 Because I'm just leaving that right there and that's pretty much it.
This song makes me fantasize about you.
Today the old Doctor has a story. Would you like to hear it?
He's a better everything than your favorite anything.
Where do I send my staff application? I wan't to really help out with the forum.
I am madly in love with Misty. Her sexy twelve year old self just makes me all hot and bothered. I'm one of those immature guys who likes to make fun of a girl when I like her so that's why I've spent the past 3 years being a total jackass to her. But I know deep down inside I make her giggle and laugh with all my silly antics which are really just random cries for attention. So now...I have one question... Misty, will you be my e-harmony? I'm thinking me and you make KH-Vids our little match.com up in here, ya feel me you sexy blue admin? -Love, Ghetto
Is some bullshit. I can't make threads protesting the re-banning of already banned members on alternate accounts? What kind of communist ****ery is this? Oh yeah, and this is a hissy fit. Oh yeah, Misty could you like change my name instead of deleting my threads?
Prepare for many Charles Hamilton references. I love you, staff.
[http://www.box.net/shared/4260vc2pn8 LOOK AT DAT ASS AS SHE WALKS AWAY I'm the first guy ahurdur]
Look at your post, now back at mine, now back at your post, now back at mine. Sadly, it's not mine but if you stopped being such a ****** and learned how to properly troll, it could seem like it's mine. Switch tabs, switch back, what are you reading? You're reading a post by the person you could possibly post like. What's on your Ctrl+V? I have it! It's that forum signature that you've always wanted! Look again, I am completely wasting your time! Anything is possible when you lighten up and quit being a ******. I'm still not banned.
"Take a razor blade a feed off myself Stay away from my babe and beat off myself Walk around bleeding, secreting semen So I can speak to the demon within 'Keep bleeding' into me Poor competition, stop wishing I would stop living I'm not living, neither are you; we're in eternity Don't try to murder me, you might need surgery To remove my claws from your neck Blood loss or a loss of respect...your choice Just remember, my fingers dictate your voice" Don't ask me what I was doing, there is never an answer.
Well, none other than What? I mean c'mon. He's like 12, Misty is like 12. He's smart and reliable and witty enough to make the use of his ban hammer somewhat amusing. He's probably smarter than all the current staff except for Repliku, who is dead, and he's 12 just like Misty. You can't have just one 12 year old on the team, you need two so they can unite as pre-pubescent hero's that we're supposed to be afraid of but really aren't. Also put VGN on staff or you're racist. I know he's been applying for like ever.
If anyone wants to get their ass whooped in any 4th gen Pokemon game? 3 on 3 match mother ****ers. Heart Gold in this *****. Tell me what you ******s are working with and I'll pick a team to rape you with.
Since I've been here for more than ten minutes I might as well update my music thread in that one section...I think I need a map. I forgot where to go.
