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  1. Sorcerer_Jenkins
    what's cooler, then being cool?


    why, This is: [​IMG]
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Another Irish Drinking Song- Da Vinci's Notebook.

    Another Irish Drinking Song

    Gather ’round, ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while
    And hearken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
    Let’s all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
    And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song

    Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox
    Me brother drank the whiskey ’til he wound up in a box
    My other brother in the Troubles met with his demise
    My sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes

    CHORUS:
    Now everybody’s died
    So until our tears are dried
    We’ll drink and drink and drink and drink,
    and then we’ll drink some more
    We’ll dance and sing and fight
    until the early morning light
    Then we’ll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinking once again

    Kenny was killed in Kilkenny and Claire, she died in Clare
    Tip from Tipperary died out in the Derry air
    Shannon jumped into the River Shannon back in June
    Ernie fell into the Erne, and Tom is in the Toome

    “Cleanliness is godliness” me Uncle Pat would sing
    He broke his neck a’slippin’ on a bar of Irish Spring
    O’Grady, he was 80 though his bride was just a pup
    He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish up

    CHORUS

    Joe Murphy fought with Reilly near the banks of old Doneen
    He took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the spleen
    Crazy Uncle Mike believed he was a leprechaun -
    In fact he’s just a leper, and his arms and legs are gone

    When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin’ shame
    He wasn’t really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame
    McNamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit
    But he was just a Scotsman, so nobody gave a (ARRGHH)

    CHORUS

    Me drunken Uncle Brendan tried to drive home from the bar
    The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car
    Irony was what befell my great-grand Uncle Sam
    He choked upon the very last potato in the land

    Conor lived in Ulster town, he used to smuggle arms
    Until the British killed him and cut off his lucky charms
    And dear old Father Flanagan, who left the lord’s employ
    Drunk on sacramental wine, beneath the altar boy

    CHORUS

    (slower)

    Someday soon I’ll leave this world of pain and toil and sin
    The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
    Me only wish is when the Savior comes for me and you

    (a tempo)

    He kills the cast of Riverdance, and Michael Flatley too

    CHORUS (2x)
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    !!!!

    THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED?!

    i clicked on it and my computer froze up!
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    ^^ want me to tell her?
    Profile Post by Sorcerer_Jenkins for Maka Albarn, Apr 25, 2009
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    disregard what?
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    sounds like two lesbians and a llama
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    dang, she's a stick!
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    that's.....gross......why watch that?
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  12. Sorcerer_Jenkins
    299


    come on guys!
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    i wanna own the spamzone! *pulls out credit card*
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    same here.....what's it about?
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    nice .



    ^^
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Sorcerer_Jenkins
    ouch......well, this sounds pretty bad.


    mayB they don't like you?

    i'd go with just being yourself, don't put a mask on to get a girl. thats' probably why online couples last a while, is because the two ppl end up knowing each other before they meet. if they meet.

    so, take my word for it Sir, just ignore the rejection, let it slide, and when you get Bar Rafeali(sp?) as your GF, rub it in their faces.
    Post by: Sorcerer_Jenkins, Apr 25, 2009 in forum: Help with Life
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    299


    come on guys!
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    fine, ignore me.

    fine, ignore me.
    Profile Post by Sorcerer_Jenkins for Maka Albarn, Apr 24, 2009