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I need to get my Fang like, two more Kaiser Knuckles and then I can get her strength to 3500. And I still need to max out her Kain's Lance.

I never really read tutorials, I just kind of did it. It's just an experimenting thing. Like, once you know the bare minimum, then you can start messing with the more advanced stuff, like adding an overlayed gradient map or messing with color curves. Best bet for starting out would be DeviantArt.

Not as scary as THE DRAGON!!

Kitty, wanna have hot cat sex? And by that, I mean I'll give you $100 and let you play FFXIII while I touch you.

Condom's break.

Even knowing that your potential children will be like Keyblade Spirit?

You better have strong uterus muscles, then. Otherwise you don't.

I was actually going to put your PS3 inside you, but I suppose money would work better for what you solicit.

Oh, Kitty. You and your sarcasm make me want to put things inside you. And I'm not speaking sexually. :B|:

Mom....dad....scary uncle....I accidentally my cousin last night.

Are you still on this? Jesus, either screw her or shut up and drop it. Either way, you're clearly cuckoo for even thinking about it.

How about everyone stop nay-saying it and give it a shot? Kay?

Wonderwall by Oasis

Your Betrayal by Bullet for My Valentine

Everyone should get the fuck in here.

Was it, "I love you and wish to marry you?"

Clearly you're hiding your sexual attraction to this female. The first thing you need to do is go up and say, "<cousin's name>, ever since you're sprouted those voluptuous chest growths, I've found myself quite attracted to you. Yes, family geneology dictates that we shouldn't explore these raw and passionate feelings, but I say, 'To hell with that!' and think we should act upon these. It will be our own forbidden love."

At about this time, she'll try to interrupt. That's when you just hug her tight and kiss her. Chicks dig that, especially hot female cousins. Don't be afraid to slip her some tongue.

Okay, after that, dinner will be awkward for the both of you. You'll still have that animalistic instinct to mate with your cousin and she'll be feeling overwhelmed by your powerful making out. This next step is crucial. Make eye contact with her, but while you do, do something sexual with your food. As she watches, her weakened will is going to crumble even farther into the depths of her desire. She's now yours.

Okay, you've already admitted your feelings, made out with her, and acted out sexual behaviors with edible food. All that's left is sleeping with her. This should come easily after all that. Just open her door at night, "Shhh...it's just me, <real name>. Can I come in?" She should nod yes. When she does, just say that you're still feeling urges to experiment with her. Slide your hand up to her chest melons and caress them. She'll begin to faint, slightly. She's yours. Now, just plow your cousin and complete the redneck family!

But seriously, why the hell did you read all that about nailing your cousin? You're a sick person. At least it wasn't the family dog.

TO ALL OF YOU CYBER PUNKS, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! I'VE BACKTRACED YOU AND CALLED THE CYBER POLICE! a

So she's 19.

Kid's possibly 2.

Awesome.

I've got condoms.

So yes.