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Alright, we should though... one or those days. c:

Hey there, it's Mary Magdalene. I'm glad you're here, I've been meaning to talk to you, Jesus...

So you remember that one night you turned all the water into wine and we just kept drinking it? Yeah, so, we were pretty intoxicated, but you told me you I had nothing to worry about... so now you've got some explaining to do and child support to cough up.

Story time later today? Since it's what... 7am right now for you. :v

This is grand, I approve.
Even though in my mind MISTEH is still like twelve and it seems really weird for her to be related to anything of sexual nature. I still found it hilarious.

I give this seven slutty legs in the air and one Pokeball.

Cheeeeeeev!

Thanks, broski fruit. Am I in this? If so, that would be tight... perhaps even legit.

Misty, if you have a silly snow day we should do story time!
c:

It's cool. If you're not feeling up to it, it's no worries. I could just bother booooother Chev about it. <:

I'd like to read said story. Sounds quite interesting.... OH CAWLLEGE IS SWELL I ENJOY IT LONG TIME. Ew, APUSH... that class is bull. Good luck...

Dayum, girl, how'd you get all of dat ass in dem jeans, dem jeaaaans!?

Little Secrets / Passion Pit

1. HAI thuuur yourself. 2. Why? 3. S'later?

I liiiiiiike! Hahaaaaa, be interested in making me a tag too? If not, that's cool. Now I'm going to have to keep up with the theme.

I did! I was just waiting on MISTEH to make me a wonderful icon.

Seriously need one... I'm home until next Monday. ;3

Misty, hahaha, feels awkward being here. I feel like I'm just one of those odd particles you find floating in your glass of water at a classy restaurant.

I'm definitely feeling a voxli story time one day... I'll probably end up pissing myself laughing whilst reading though.

Online what? hahahaha

Love/hate you, dearest ginger.

Sexy, can I?

Are you a viking?

Rape and pillage?

May I spread jam in between your toes?

Flo Rida... are people really riding on his 'flo'?

Can I then lick your jam covered toes, whilst eating a biscuit?