Anything else going on with you?
best of luck until then, ok?
Startled, Lexaeus flinched as the kunai barely missed his head. In all honesty, he didn't know what her problem was. "What is wrong with you?"
"I said you're a heartless she devil." Lex clarified, still oblivious to his danger.
"Naw, you never had a heart. You're far too evil." Lexaeus was still sleep deprived, so he had no idea what he said, or how deep his grave got dug.
"Hm, wha?" Lex was out of his mind. This war against toddler kind was exhausting.
So the time is almost upon us then?
How much longer do you have?
ooc: *batman theme song*
Lexaeus was confused by Lee's antics. Mostly it was because he had only brought two cookies and Lee thought he had an entire jar of them.
Returning with the cookies. Lexaeus saw the cretin Lee breaking everything. In all honesty, it wasn't that surprising. He at the cookie that was meant for Lee and gave the other to Toki, as he promised. "Here you go."
"Keep Axel and Rita pinned down until I return with the cookies." Lex bolted from the room, desprately looking for the cookie jar. You can only leave children alone for so long before something is set on fire.
"Ok then." Lexaeus obliged, dropping Rita on Axel's head. "And stay down or I'm gonna bring the monster dinosaur ninja on you."
"No, you let go!" Lex continued his assault on Rita "No cookie for you unless you assist me"
After getting his hair snuffed out, Lex locked Rita into his armpit and proceeded to noogie her viciously. "Because you're a pair of mean, poopie pants, fudger nutters, that' why!" "Toki." Lex started, still punishing Rita. "That was a very good thing you did. Remind me to get you a cookie."
"That is actually a very real possibility." Lexaeus blinked in disbelief. He couldn't tell what was more scary, their girl's power, or Larxene when she finally gets out. "Gimme that!" Lex barked, swiping the aerial blade and keyblade. These kids were gonna put him in an early grave if this kept up. After tossing the keyblade back to Roxas, the giant used the aerial blade to cut Larxene out of the box.
"Um..." Lex paused. He felt totally busted. It was as if he was caught stealing cookies again or something. "Well, you see..." he started. "They jumped me, you see? And I had to defend myself. If I didn't, I'd be destroyed by now."
"VICTORY!!!" Lexaeus yelled. Too excited for words, he let out a victory rawr.
"You wish!" Lexaeus shouted. Taking the monster off his frizzles, the silent hero commenced in tickling Lee to death. The boy didn't stand a chance. ooc: Kairi, can you have Larxene pop in and ask what's going on?
Too caught up in the moment, Lexaeus had let go of his hood in order to make a bid for self preservation. Taking Marly and Xio by the scruff and began to noogie them with eachother's heads. "Victory is mine, puny mortals!"
