I have formulated a brilliant plan that I will carry out this coming December 25th! After everyone goes to bed, I will sneak down into the living room and hide behind the sofa until Santa Claus comes. Then, once he manages to fit his rather large girth into the chimney and reach the bottom, I will ask him the following question: "Santa, will you sign my Death Note?" And after he dies of a heart attack that I will blame on too many cookies and glasses of milk due to an increase in global population, I shall beat his corpse with a fire poker and call the police to get them to haul it away. See how smart I am?
Why is it that when you're viewing someone's profile, the "My Mood" display is repeated? It's not really bothering anybody, but I was still wondering why it was there... Thanks. ^^
I've recently gotten into livejournal, but I've had little success in finding any sites with layouts. Does anybody know of where I could find some nice ones? Thanks. ^^
Don't look if you don't want to cry yourself to death! He died. (I made that for rat.)
...And now, Skye with your hourly news update! Thank you, Frederick. This evening a team of scientists and doctors found a way around physics and general anatomy. User VGN was reporting complaints of feeling freaky, and he was admitted to Somebody's General Hospital for an exam. Incredibly, the doctors there found that he posessed a rather large baby! Well Skye, that's pretty dang freaky. Yes it is, Frederick. Although nobody is sure what the heck is wrong with that dude, scientists have several hunches, one of which being that he has an Allen Walker avatar when he has no earthly idea who he is. This has been Skye M, KH-Vids News, reporting live from the Spam Section. Now back to y'all for the Idiocy! Thank you, Skye.
What did you do? How could you close it? Whyyyyyyyyy?! ...The Kadaj Family is GONNNNNEEE! Serious now...what was the reason behind closing it? We're curious.
It's one o'clock in the morning, and I have to wake up in four hours to straighten my hair! Curse you all for making me stay up so late! Curses! *snarl*
The site LIVES! Now I wonder how long it will last...
I have to wear long sleeves today, even though it's going to be 100+ again today. Well, actually, I don't have to for any specific reason, but I feel like I have to. And that sucks. Frickin' reasons... >.< And for those of you who know about the 'reasons,' I advise you not to speak up about it...or else.
We are the people in white. We love you. You don't know who we are, but we know who you are. And surprising as it may seem, we're actually not ex-rapists. We are rapists. And we're going to take you back to the nice white building, where you can be with crazy people...I mean, creative people...just like yourself. Mmkay?
It's like, totally true. You had better believe it...you and your little dog Toto, too. Yes, yes, we must all submit to her will now... xDDDDD Just so you know.
I hope for your sake that you don't like this song. What Is Love Spoof If you do, then I'm really freakin' sorry.
Your avatars are making me drool. And that's wrong. But please, I beg you not to change them. You have no idea how happy I get when I see them. ^^ Very shmexay.
How dare you do that AGAIN?! I'm not picking up this time, I swear to God... Okay maybe I did...BAD GRAMMAR BOY!!! Oh, well, I'm not ordering chinese food for you. ...you know who you are, VGN...
It's nearly 11:30 at night, and I have not finished my math homework, taken a shower, eaten a decent dinner, or gone for my usual afternoon walk. All this time, I've been talking to you people!. T.T Screw you all for being so awesome!
My sister sent me this...twenty-five things to do in an elevator. I think I'll do all of them. 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment. 9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, askhim if he can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him/her occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead andmuttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing thewall, without getting off. 20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to theother passengers. 22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on." 25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space"
Help me, I'm begging you! I've moved out to the country as several of you know, and yesterday was my first day of school. Unfortunately, instead of "leaving our doors brimming with knowledge each day" as my principal said in a speech, I can literally feel my IQ dropping. Let me tell you now, it feels like your brains are coming out of your ears. It's not a very comfortable feeling. Theiyz iz gone dune mayd mez fugetz mah spellinz. They don't run on a credit system, so I'm stuck taking classes I've already taken before and passed with high A's. They all call me "Honey" or "Nena." You may not know this (VGN probably does) but I don't enjoy being called your Honey if I'm not...and I'm sure to let you know. I live fifteen minutes from school, yet it takes me nearly two hours to go home each day. I'm not allowed to listen to my iPod on the bus, which is one of the things that keeps me from snapping at the bus driver who pisses me off whenever she exhales. I got in trouble for correcting my Science teacher. Keep in mind that I've already taken his class and that he announced that the information was going to be on a test. Then he said that the SI system was German...when I'm pretty sure that it's French. I had to escort a Sophomore out into the woods to check for giant spiders and fauns. He apparently likes Harry Potter...and making me translate things into French. What else...*thinks* Oh, and they all say "pen" as "pin" in their incredibly annoying southern accents...that I'm picking up on. T.T Excuse me, I'm "fixin'" to go hit my head on a well until I qualify for Special Ed. For Reaaaal.
..That Xaldin is afraid of girls. Because it's true that we're vampires.
This is a game I play with my friends on the Risembool Rangers site. It's simple and easy to play, and (in my opinion) helps everybody to learn about their fellow members! Directions: (And you're insane if you think these are hard.) We'll take Mr. Joe, for instance. You take a look at his sig, avatar, usertitle, or just his general personality...and give him a new name. For instance, I'll call him coffee since that's what 'joe' is. Have fun!
I don't know what will, then. And you scare me. This video is so weird. Chocolate Rain Original Spoof. Lyrics! Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate Rain Is going to cost me a fortune in dry cleanin' Chocolate Rain Politicians doing lots of nasty stuff Chocolate Rain In particular that nasty man, George Bush Chocolate Rain They control your mind like they were David Blaine Chocolate Rain The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain Chocolate Rain The logical way to eat soup is with a spoon Chocolate Rain Jonny Depp was the real star of the film Platoon Chocolate Rain I hate it when the bank closes at 5 Chocolate Rain Only two of the Bee Gees are still Stayin' Alive Chocolate Rain I heard the transformers movie doesn't suck Chocolate Rain The mallard is the most recognisable of the ducks Chocolate Rain Before using your bicycle, always check your brakes Chocolate Rain Bees kill more people yearly than snakes Chocolate Rain My cousin says he can take out a large dog in one punch Chocolate Rain Worse than the worst swear word, probably (this word is censored out in the video)
