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  1. dlamp
    The adventure of sora and riku a fanfic

    Chapter 5: Race for your sponsor Fascar

    I would like to apologize to khvids for posting a poll in the creative corner

    Sorry khvids, admins, and mods .

    And sorry to the company of Lay, Snyder's, McDonald's, and Burger King for using their names.

    PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!!!

    After defeating Xemnas and saving the universe of KH Sora and Riku decided to relax and go to a racing in Twight Town.

    "It's called fascar" said Riku. "It's a go-kart racing event that gives you the chance to destroy the other cars and not get in trouble for it."

    "Uhh...Riku how do know all this" said Sora.

    "It was something I came across went I was traveling to hallow baston" Said Riku.

    "OOOOkaaaay" Said Sora.

    When they got to the racing arena there was one spot left over.

    "Sooo who gets the spot." Said Sora.

    "You can have it" Said Riku. "I have some 'business' to take care of."

    "Whatever" Said Sora.

    The race was about to begin.

    "Ladies and Gentlemen" Said the announcer "The fascar races are about to begin"

    The crowd was screaming their heads off.

    "The racers for this race are..."

    "That mean lean mushroom machine...MARIO in the Red Mush View attachment 1875

    "Wait how did he..." Stammered Sora

    "And that speedy blue dude..."SONIC in the Ring Machine View attachment 1877

    "But he's not even from..."

    "And that dynamic duo..."

    "OH! Let me guess the Jak and Daxter."

    "NO!!! It's someone new to Fascar Series...THE KIRBY BROS. in their Clashing Carrier" View attachment 1874

    "Oh brother"

    "And Finally the complainer of the Fascar racing circuit..."

    "Hey!!"

    "SORA in Keyblade Krasher" View attachment 1878

    "Racers on your marks...get set...go."

    Sora zoom out of the starting line tailgating Sonic. Sonic starts to do donuts around Sora making him spin out.

    "Whoooooaaaaaa" Screams Sora.

    Sora twist the wheel the opposite way to get out of spinning but instead he crashed into Mario.

    "MAMA MIIIIAAAA!!!!" Screamed Mario.

    "In your face mushroom man" Said Sora.

    The Kirby Bros. was smacking Mario around. Mario counters by increasing the Red Mush's size with a power shroom.The Kirby Bros. get flattened by massive weight and power of the Red Mush.

    Sora started to pass Mario and hit him on the side. Mario tried to increase the size of the Red Mush, but he accidentally used a Poison Shroom and decreased its size, Sora took advantage of Mario's mess-up by flattening his car like a pancake.

    "That for the Kirby Bros. mushroom man!" Said Sora.

    Mario was out of the race...

    The Kirby Bros. were right behind Sora.

    Well that doesn't matter. Thought Sora. They can't pass me anyway...

    Then the Clashing Carrier split in two and were side-by-side with Sora.

    Then the cars activated their buzz saws and started to crash into Sora

    "Oh Crap!!"

    Right before they crashed Sora hit the brake and the Clashing Carrier was permanently split.

    The Kirby Bros. were out of the race...

    The Ring Machine and the Keyblade Krash was neck and neck and both Sonic and Sora wanted the lead. Sonic started to use the speed boost but he had used it all up in beginning of the race.

    "YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW BLUE BOY!!!!" Said Sora. "And when I activate my car's ability YOU NEVER WIIIIILLLLLL!!!

    Sora started to activate his car ability. His car started to glow and transformed into an Ultima Car, but then Sonic started to do "J" turn and was facing Sora. View attachment 1876

    "If I can't win this race." Said Sonic "No one caaaaaannn!!!" Sonic slammed on the brakes.

    "NOOOOOO!!!!" Screamed Sora

    The Ring Machine and the Keyblade Krash well, crashed.

    After the smoke cleared the winner was revealed.

    "AND THE WINNER IS...

    The Kirby Bros in the Clash Carrier!!!!" View attachment 1874

    "Well I guess that was fun now I can to go back to the Gummi Ship."

    Sora walked back to the Gummi Ship on the way he saw Riku being carried away by cops.

    "We finally caught you Riku" Siad the cop

    " Your days of internet predatoring are over Riku or should I say 'CutieKeyblade282' your going to the D.H.E. 'Detention Home for Emo's'." Said the other cop.

    "Yeah and you can no longer get away with stealing all of the world's supply of Gummi to pimp your ride."

    "And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddlingSQUID"

    Sora shrugged and kept walking...

    WAS THE RACING FAIR AND SQUARE, IS SORA GOING TO IGNORE IT, AND WHAT HAPPENED TO RIKU, FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 6 FLASHBACK: RIKU'S OTHER DARK PAST...

    Yeah about that...I lied The next chapter is on hold till further notice and there will be a different chapter instead of this one... ( Sorry people it's write's block) This is dlamp saving fair well...
    Post by: dlamp, Sep 5, 2008 in forum: Archives
  2. dlamp
    Hello people of khvids. I am dlamp an internet drifter trying to gain ultimate popularity but I need help...

    If you've read work then you might found I am not familiar with the KH series but you guys and girls are I right hand man nay a right AND left hand man to help me with rules,the links,and all that jazz so please send a message saying you can me gain ultimate popularity.


    Please...help me.:(
    Thread by: dlamp, Aug 22, 2008, 10 replies, in forum: Introductions & Departures
  3. dlamp
    In chapter 5 of the andventues of sora and riku

    Sora and Riku must find a go kart sponsor to because...

    Well I spoil to much of the chapter but Sora and Riku can only have two sponsors choose which one you what to sponsor I'll count a the votes in 10 days


    Sponsors:

    SYINDER'S POPCORN,LAY'S CHIPS,MCDONALD'S,BURGER KING.

    Remember I'll count the votes on the 31st of August.
    Thread by: dlamp, Aug 21, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. dlamp
    The adventure of sora and riku a fanfic

    Chapter 4: Screwed up boss Fight part 4: the shock.

    Sora and Riku have finally got to Xemnas' chamber by disguised themselves as a Absol and Ambipom.
    "Man,this is just great we have to be these stupid creatures just to reach Xemnas." said Sora.

    "Shut up at least you can walk on two legs I have walk on all fours." said Riku.

    By this time the chaos was settled and everyone was claiming down.
    Just then Sora and Riku were confronted by a pikachu.

    "Pika pika chu" It said.

    "uh... Hi little rat/mouse thing." Said Sora. ( What Sora and Riku don't know is that poke'mon can't talk.)

    The pikachu was in shock an ambipom could talk so it told all his friends about this new.

    Them the pokemon started to question the digimon's ability of speech and started to attack the digimon.

    Then in the confusion that never ceases to end Shadow started to attack Xemnas to gain his power and rule the world.

    At this point Sora and Riku had just about enough of this madness so busted out that costumes and start to hack and slash at everything like it was their job. (And it is too) In the end of it all there were pokemon and digimon bodies all over the place like carpet rug.

    At this point Xemnas had just defeat Shadow and ended his betrayal by keeping him as his slave boy...hedgehog...thingy.

    "Well I see you've helped me clear out the rats in the build." said Xemnas. "however how do you thing you can handle me."

    Then Riku stabbed him in the back.

    "Like that" he said. "Just like that."

    "O...kay that was...shockingly easy." Said Sora

    "Let go" Said Riku "I got dirt on my keyblade."

    "Yeah,Yea" Said Sora.


    WELL THIS IS THE END OF THE SCREWED BOSS FIGHT SERIES, NOT THE END OF OUR STORY SO TUNE IN NEXT FOR CHAPTER 5: RACE FOR YOUR SPONSOR: FASCAR. :)
    Post by: dlamp, Aug 21, 2008 in forum: Archives
  5. dlamp
    the adventures of Sora and Riku: a fanfic

    Chapter 3 Screwed up Boss fight: The Confusion

    "What are you talk about you black rodent." said Xemnas

    "I'm to about the chaos emerald you stole to rule the universe!!!" said the hedgehog

    "Well I don’t have your stupid chaos-wait I could rule universe with this emerald of chaos."

    "Well yeah! It has an unlimited source of power so you could rule the universe with it."

    Xemnas was interest in this emerald and wanted it to with the world so he decided to team up with this hedgehog and rule the universe with by his side. So they made up shook hand and became partners in crime.

    "By the way what's your name hedgehog." said Xemnas

    "Shadow..." he said "Shadow the Hedgehog"

    "I’m Xemnas" Said Xemnas

    "The last member of organization 13"

    "don't you mean XIII" said shadow” Because XIII is classier"

    "I know but 13 save room on the screen." said Xemnas

    “Good point" said shadow

    By this time the poke'mon broke into Xemnas' chamber and was destroying everything in site and Xemnas and Shadow were in a panic.

    "The poke'mon broke through our defenses what do we do shadow, WHAT DO WE DOOOO!!!"

    Then Shadow's emerald began to glow.

    “Chaos Control!!!"

    "Wh...at... ha...ve... you...'ve... do...ne... sha...dow... eve...ry...h...as...sl...ow...do...wn" said Xemnas very very slowly. "y...ou...us...ed...th...at...em...er...ald...to...do...th...is...did...n't...y...ou"

    "Whoops" said shadow
    "WHOO...OOO...OOPS!!!”Screamed Xemnas
    Xemnas "Y...ou..sl...ow...ed...me...do...wn...al...ong...wi...th...th...e...po...ke...'...mon...y...ou...fo..ol...I...sh...ould...ki...ll...y...ou...ri...ght...n...ow"

    "But, but, but"stammer shadow

    "No...b...uts...sha...dow...y...ou...cancel...th...is ...ti...me...st...op ...or...el...se"

    "yes sir" said shadow

    Then he stops the chaos control and everything was back to normal.

    "Now that's over” said Xemnas "let's destroy all these poke'mon"


    To be Continue...

    Will the madness ever cease in KH?
    Will Shadow and Xemnas win and rule the universe or will Sora and Riku save the day yet again?
    Will I ever stop ranting like this?

    Find out in chapter 4 Screwed up Boss fight part 3: The Shock
    Post by: dlamp, Jul 19, 2008 in forum: Archives
  6. dlamp
    Chapter 2: Screwed up Boss Fight part 1: The Chaos

    Xmenas was in his chamber when a nobody showed up with a report.

    "Breaking news Sir!!! We have intruders!!"

    "Whaaaaat!!!"

    " Sir please let me explain. We had Sora and his purple-haired friend cornered but..."

    "But what!!"

    "Well it hard to say but the Power Rangers came from out of nowhere and started fending us off,"

    Xmenas was speechless for minute but when he came to he was still in shock.

    "Okay, let me get straight, you were about to finish off Sora and what's-his-name when the Power Rangers from who-know-what season stop your assult?"

    "Yes sir ..."

    Xmenas was laughing till tear came out of his eyes.

    "HA HA HA HA HA!! OH HO HO HO!!! Oh and I supose the digimon started to crumble our defences while the poke'mon invades my chamber as we speak.AH HA HA HA HA!!!"

    "Well actually sir..."

    Xmenas' laughter stopped.

    "No...don't tell me that-"

    "Yes."

    "And that the-"

    "Yes"

    "While we just-"

    "YESS!!!"

    "O.M.G. we're all going to go mad!!!!

    Then a portal opened up and out popped a black hedgehog with red streaks on its heads.

    "I want the chaos emerald you stole from me!!!"

    to be continued...

    Who is this black hedgehog?
    What is this emerald that Xmenas stole from him?
    Did Xmenas steal it?
    Will I ever stop ranting like this?
    NO! I won't or will I? Find out in Chapter 3: Screwed up Boss Fight part 2: The Confusion


    About the Author

    I need to be honest with you people...
    I barely play KH..
    now know you're all shocked but its true I've only finish boss fight I'll explain more in Ch. 3
    Thread by: dlamp, Jul 17, 2008, 20 replies, in forum: Archives
  7. dlamp
    that not gonna happen

    that not gonna happen because i don't don't know how to write it down --K-H-A-- got to it for me if you can help that be great

    Ch. 2 is done so finish reading and go to Ch. 2

    Ch. 2 is done so finish reading and go to Ch. 2
    Post by: dlamp, Jul 17, 2008 in forum: Archives
  8. dlamp
    This is my first fanfic. Enjoy :)


    Chapter 1: Sora and Riku's Thriller

    While traveling through space, Sora, Donald, and Goofy were traveling to The World That Never Was when, all of the sudden, Riku crashed onto their cockpit's windshield.

    "What the heck are you doing on our gummi ship, Riku?" Sora said.

    Riku replied, "I wanted to ride the ship with you! I'm lonely!"

    "But, Riku, you can't ride the gummi ship."

    "Is this about the dark door thing? I can explain-"

    "No, Riku, you don't understand! This thing has a weight capacity! If you stay on this thing too long-"

    And then they vanished into another dimension. They appeared in a dark neighborhood. They get off of the gummi ship and start to explore. Then they found a man in a strange red suit, and a girl with him. Unfortunately, Sora and Riku killed them without hesitation because they were both hyped up on coffee. Donald died 3 seconds into the battle.

    They continued to walk down the street, carrying the deadweight of Donald's...dead... body. Then there was than eerie mist surrounding the neighborhood. They then heard an eerie voice, saying: "Darkness Falls Across The Land.
    The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand.
    Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
    To Terrorize Y’awl’s Neighbourhood.
    And Whosoever Shall Be Found
    Without The Soul For Getting Down
    Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
    And Rot Inside A Corpse’s Shell."

    Then, zombies start appearing everywhere. Yes, zombies. Crawling into the streets. From manholes, and houses. Sora, Goofy, Riku, and Donald's dead body were surrounded by zombies. The zombies took one look at Riku, and turned him into a zombie. Sora and Goofy were paralyzed in fear. Then, Riku started dancing with the zombies. (due to your personal safety, I cannot describe how they dance.) Then, Riku sang the following in an unnaturally high voice:

    "‘Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
    And No One’s Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike
    You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
    You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller Tonight

    Thriller, Thriller Night
    There Ain’t No Second Chance Against The Thing With
    Forty Eyes
    You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
    You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight

    Thriller, Thriller Night
    ‘Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
    Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
    So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
    Thriller Here Tonight"

    Sora then had an uncontrollable urge to start dancing with Riku. After all of the zombies were done singing and dancing, they hunted down Goofy (and if you know what I'm talking about, Goofy doesn't wake up.) and killed him.

    After the horrible song and chasing is done, Sora and Riku went back onto the gummi ship, took Donald's deadweight to overweigh it, and got the heck out of there.


    To be continued...

    Will Sora and Riku get to The World that Never Was? Will Michael Jackson survive the incredible beating he recieved? Will I stop ranting like this anytime soon? Find out in Chapter 2: Screwed up Boss Fight!


    Feel free to comment :)
    Thread by: dlamp, Jul 16, 2008, 7 replies, in forum: Archives