I am 20 now. My join date is under my avatar. Learn math or forever live with the mystery.
I kind of enjoyed it.
And then Spoiler Granny dies. Why can't that just not happen in happy, upbeat movies?
Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!
Personally, I prefer Small Horse to My Little Pony, but they're both better than TTG.
Tenge- wait, there's no L. Never mind.
Why not just assassinate the CEO and all the shareholders?
I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we won't be getting independence by 2014 like I'd hoped. Stuff happened, insults were slung, and overall YHVH and I both said a lot of things that he's going to regret. The good news is that I managed to get us something before **** literally hit the fan. It's not much, but it's more than what we had before. We've got this power now, see? Elemental power, to be specific. You won't notice anything at first, but more time you spend around certain "elements" (water or fire, for example), the greater your Affinity to them becomes. Eventually you'll be able to do some pretty neat tricks too, kind of like bending in Avatar, but with more elements to work with. In addition to Earth, Water, Fire, and Air, we also have access to Plantlife, Light, Radioactivity, and something YHVH called Dust, though I've no clue what it is. We'll just have to find out once somebody gets it. It does come with a couple of downsides, though. Each Element has a Contrast and having higher Affinity to one Element means a greater weakness to its Contrast. For example, Fire's Contrast is Water, so having a high Affinity to Fire would make you very weak to water. I don't know what all the Contrasts are, but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. Hopefully we can figure out everything there is to know about this power before we end up having to go to war with the gods.
That's probably what it is. In my experience, most companies pay for just your first week on your first paycheck and then pay for the full two weeks from the second one and on.
Yes, but in a situation like this where the current Friday the Thirteenth is the last one of the year, the word previous is the better word to use.
It's Friday the Thirteenth. Amaury's brand of bad luck is inexplicably poor decision making.
What? No, this is the last one. The one in September was the previous one. Get your months in order.
I wish I could light the inside of my mouth on fire and just burn away all the plaque and gunk and stuff. Just burn it all up until it's gone and I never have to think about it again.
KIND OF MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU CONSIDER A SPOILER Spoiler: NO SERIOUSLY
I'm afraid I can't do that. The gods' fear of their creations destroying each other is precisely why they want to continue interfering with our lives. If these negotiations are going to go well, we're going to have show that we're doing this for all mortal races, not just ours.
Go back to the Divine Plane where you belong, you damn Dualblood. You should take some of those halfbloods with you too. I hear they fetch a nice price if you sell them as slaves on the Divine Black Market.
I'm an optimist, remember? Even if there isn't, I can always hope that there is.
If all goes well, 2014 will see the beginning of a new age in which divine intervention in the lives of nonconsenting mortals is no longer permitted. Dualbloods will be forced to give up their divinity or else leave the mortal plane permanently. God worshipers will be allowed to stay under the condition that they pray only to their gods for members of their own religions. This is the ONLY way to bring true peace to our world. Gods have no place meddling in mortal affairs and it's time for us to make them see that. #mortalpride
