The only website you can access is the Sokumezu Generator. You die of illiteracy.
The wall is now tired of your ****. [Autosaving] Continue punching the wall? >>Yes >Yes
A Canadian boy man by the name of Ashwin appears int he room with you. Several incredibly polite, intelligent, and inexplicably cockney accented conversations later, he begins to sip tea. What just happened? What? just happened. Your move, puppet.
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After one month of continuous masturbation, you die of exhaustion. Your last thought is, "Totally. Worth it." You have chosen to read the book. ... [Autosaving] The book is over eight thousand pages long. There are illustrations, but based on casually flipping through the first fifty pages, they all look like crap. It occurs to you that it will probably get better in a few chapters, but the table of contents indicates that even just the first chapter is five hundred pages long. Skip to the good part? You go to the kitchen and raid the fridge. After two hours of nonstop eating, you are full and the fridge is empty. You fall asleep. The next day, you die of dysentery. You try to browse to your hidden stash of illegally downloaded Japanimated Taliban White House Jihad Pornography only to discover that your computer is off and that you were browsing the internet from your phone, which has two hours left on its battery. Two hours later, your phone dies and takes you with it, stabbing you with a knife from the kitchen. You attempt to commit suicide, but @Fearless pushes you off a cliff before you get a chance. Following in both @Jiku Neon and @soma's footsteps, you get pushed off a cliff while masturbating furiously as @Ethan watches, smiling wickedly.
The power is out, but that's okay because it's daytime. There is an impossibly large book on the shelf and it wasn't there before. All of the phones are dead. For some reason, you are able to access the internet. Perhaps the room that you dedicated to housing your router and modem and nothing else is not affected? However, you can't seem to access to any useful websites. While browsing through your Favorites, you find that the only site you can access is the Sokumenzu Generator. What will you do? Suggestions: Perhaps reading the book will provide some clues about your situation. Are your internet problems router or modem related? Possibly.
Because crossplay.
I AM NOT WEARING A SKIRT. I WAS TRYING TO. AND FAILING MISERABLY.
With all this raving about dresses, I'm starting to think that maybe I should trash the skirt thing entirely and do casual Asuka instead.
People who watch the movie to a book instead of actually reading the book are a big part of what's wrong with the world.
It is if you have a needle and a screwdriver. Awesome. With a guide like this, I'll be able to get plenty of practice before Matsuricon rolls around.
You couldn't have added another hole?
You could have gotten a smaller belt.
I TRIED! I CAN'T FIGURE THIS THING OUT.
How in the hell do skirts work?
Rude.
Get Tingle outta there and you might have something.
If you get to be a Supar Mod, I demand to be a Souper Mod.
Anything involving death. Think about the innate powers that Shinigami from Death Note have. Alternatively, process of harvesting wheat is called "reaping," so you could make him a farmer with the ability to summon wheat from his fields.