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I would guess, depending on your age group, buying you things and playing it off like "Oh hey, naw it's no big deal, you just mentioned wanting <blank> and I saw it for a good price". Then theres just tests of how much he likes being around you, like if he can hold an AIM/MSN conversation with you for hours on end, chances are he likes you enough to not blow off talking to you, and shows he puts in effort to hold up a conversation with you. Then in person, theres doing small nice things for you, nonchalant physical contact like touching your hair, poking your side playfully, etc. Honestly it really depends on the person's personality.
"Use the boost to get through!" -Peppy
Show off your dick more. The end.
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is. I don't even know what movie you're talking about, it's just fuck-obvious if you read the sentence aloud.
Show off your tits more. The end.
How can you say you love someone if you can't even eat their poop
Baby you treat me so fine 'least someone here knows how to talk to a layday
Seven .
Sounds like you should punch her in the cock.
And I'm hung like a warlus too God damn, I have everything
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As for the first one, any number of things can be taking place. For one, there's always the saying that people want more what they can't have, so even if it's slight infatuation, the fact that a girl is unavailable makes a person desire them more. This isn't always the case, as some people simply give up if a girl is unavailable, at this point they either leave you alone, stick around just to be friends, or they find it funny to "joke" about still liking you, so they bug you about it just because it's funny to mess around and be like "So how about you come to my place tonight" even though they know you have a boyfriend It's easy to confuse the last one for them legitimately still liking you, I guess, but yeah depending on their sense of humor, even if they don't like you any more, they'll continue to joke about it as if they do Then there's the pining type, this isn't the same as "like what they can't have" because they don't like you more simply because you're taken, but moreso continue to like you in spite of the fact that you're taken. So, they like you enough to think it's probably worth waiting around and pining for you until you don't have a boyfriend anymore, and then maybe they'll have a chance with you Most of this doesn't particularly apply to the world of internet dating, but I'm making you aware for when you stop being an antisocial loser and actually date corporeally
Self-deprecation is never attractive. I have a friend who often gets depressed thinking that she's stupid, ugly, fat, etc. and it never makes me happy to hear her say that. Oh hey, look, I can have serious responses too. Suck it.
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Jesus christ you are completely ******ed and have no idea what a joke is. Are you 12? Because I was simply suggesting that if you plan on getting Half-Life 2 and Portal, you might as well buy The Orange Box, which includes those games, including all the expansions, as well as about 3 other games and mods for the game. And stop using ******ed smileys, they aren't intimidating, they're just an annoyance. Secondly, he "clearly said no 2" because he was listing entire game series. He listed the Diablo series, the Crysis series, and then the Half-Life series. If I said "Hey, you should try playing Final Fantasy", do you think I'm suggesting you go play the god damn NES game? No, I'm suggesting the series to you, unless you're braindead.
First off, Half-Life 2 came out in 2004, you enormous homosexual, and it's hailed as one of the greatest PC games there is. So, I hears you want to play some PC GAEMAN. Well step right up, ******fag, because I've got something for you Now, is your bitch ass lookin for a deal? Well guess what, you amorphous blob of a human being, because ol grampa Valve Corporations provides a fancy little thing called "The Orange Box", which is a collection of 5 (yes, negro, you heard me, five) Valve games for the price of 30 US dollars ($30, you say? Sweet jumping jesus your money wants to buy this motherfucker) What are those games? Well, I'm glad you asked, you adorable sin against humanity you, because this shit right here provides you with: -Half Life 2 (Oh dear god) -Half Life 2: Episode 1 (your nipples should be rock hard by now) -Half Life 2: Episode 2 (I could cut diamonds with my erection) -Team Fortress 2 (oh god I just came) -Portal (If Portal were a man incarnate, you'd be sucking his cock right about now) And as a bonus, sign up for Valve's game distribution service: Steam, and they provide you with: -Peggle (oh god casual like balls, but the balls are so good you just want them in your mouth) -Half Life 2: Lost Coast (Half-Life 2 expansion? ream me up, scotty) -Half Life 2: Deathmatch (Holy dicks on a carousel did my ears just hear right, an online multiplayer deathmatch game using the Half-Life 2 engine? Bag my balls, what more could I ask for. The answer is NOTHING) Dear christ, you might as well buy an engagement ring from your ass cheeks to your computer chair, because they are going to be together until death do they part after you buy this slick ass motherfucking game right here. Look at your computer chair right now, because I know you just want to smother your ham of an ass all over that whore and never let go in sheer anticipation of having so many god damn PC GAEMS in your computer. In conclusion, I swear to god I will expel the contents of my stomach in a never ending stream of vomit directly into your mouth if you do not buy this god damn game right now.
Communist.
Get out.
No, they're going to have sex with his mother.
