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  1. TheMuffinMan
    what..

    wat is this i dont even...

    are you implying that you're going to suck his cock or something

    that's not going to teach him a lesson at all, god damn women can't do anything right
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. TheMuffinMan
    pittsburgh, lol, more like ****burgh

    for ****
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. TheMuffinMan
    [​IMG]

    yes, quite, I concur
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. TheMuffinMan
    AIDS flavored

    anyway, getting back to that whole VAGINA thing

    probably loose like a bicycle tire
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. TheMuffinMan
    trip trap trip trap who's that tripping on my bridge
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. TheMuffinMan
    sploicahs killin his fam'lee

    gawd dahm ahn-droo roian
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. TheMuffinMan
    No, he was lying.

    You, in fact, have no idea what is going on.

    Lying whore.
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. TheMuffinMan
    This is not the Cin you're looking for
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. TheMuffinMan
    most likely only gets attention because they have a VAGINA
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. TheMuffinMan
    Post

    Hey guise

    I'm sorry, I don't play Pokemon
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. TheMuffinMan
    wat is this i dont even
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. TheMuffinMan
    I'll have sex with his bullet wounds
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. TheMuffinMan
    Come to Philadelphia instead, get shot.
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. TheMuffinMan
    If you're having trouble keeping track of webcomics, I suggest RSS feeds. If you don't know what an RSS feed is or how to use them, god help you why are you on the internet. You'll know why I suggest RSS feeds when I go through my list of webcomics that I keep track of:

    http://www.explosm.net/
    http://www.penny-arcade.com/
    http://www.fanboys-online.com/
    http://www.duelinganalogs.com/
    http://www.digitalunrestcomic.com/
    http://www.myextralife.com
    http://www.vgcats.com/
    http://www.2pstart.com/
    http://909sickle.com/s/
    http://meatsandfishes.com/apology
    http://www.asofterworld.com/
    http://www.awesomepedia.org/journal/
    http://basicinstructions.net/
    http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/
    http://buttersafe.com/
    http://www.castle-vidcons.com/
    http://www.chainsawsuit.com
    http://channelate.com
    http://eandmu.com
    http://e-merl.com/
    http://www.eegra.com/show/sub/do/news/cat/comics/id/72
    http://www.gregnog.com/comiclist2.html
    http://gunshowcomic.com/
    http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com
    http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/
    http://www.legorobotcomics.com/
    http://www.mildlyhotpeppers.com
    http://nerfnow.com/comic/
    http://www.picturesforsadchildren.com
    http://www.polkout.com/
    http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/
    http://rumblo.com/
    http://www.theslackerz.com
    http://horribleville.com/
    http://www.comicswithoutviolence.com/
    http://www.smbc-comics.com/
    http://www.superpoop.com/
    http://www.warehousecomic.com/
    http://thingpart.livejournal.com/
    http://www.threepanelsoul.com/
    http://www.tinyghosts.com/
    http://truckbearingkibble.com/comic-archive/
    http://xkcd.com/
    http://www.qwantz.com/
    http://pbfcomics.com/
    http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php
    http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/
    http://www.prguitarman.com/photos/lol_comics/
    http://www.meatsandfishes.com/comics/nuclear/
    http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/

    Suck it faaaaaaaags
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: Literature
  15. TheMuffinMan
    umm, can u say: "ALL OF DEM"!?!?

    xD
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: Literature
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  17. TheMuffinMan
    If there was something else to say besides "gay" in that context, then it would be used. However, some things aren't dumb, they aren't silly, they don't suck, they're just fucking gay. I am not psychoanalyzing the situation and thinking "Hmm, there is quite an aura of mansex going on here" as my reasoning for calling it gay, it has nothing to do with homosexuality, I'm going to call it gay simply because it's gay.

    tl;dr, the word gay is serving a purpose independent of homosexuality, and you're never going to prevent people from using the language how they want, languages evolve and this is part of the process.

    It's explained here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-otAJrtY-w
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 13, 2009 in forum: Discussion
  18. TheMuffinMan
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    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 12, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. TheMuffinMan
    Thread

    Lion Hearts 2

    dis is my fanfic 4 kh2 bout sora and kari n der luv, i also leik lions so i encorperated dat into my story cuz i thot it wud be gud

    cnc plz jus dun b men cuz i work rl hard on dis and its emportent 2 me

    k her we go

    o and also i drawd picture for it becuz i love art 2 ^_^

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    Sora and Kairi were talking about his adventures when he was searching for Riku. When She heard the part about being the pridelands, she smiled.

    "Sora, you really became a lion cub in the world?" She asked. "Yeah, and it was pretty hard to walk with four feet. They both laughed.

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    Kairi looked at the moon and said, "Oh, how I wish to know what it's like to be a lion." But she haven't realised that her wish was going to come ture and stay that way.

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    When she looked at her hand, her eyes popped and she started to scream. "SORA, MY HANDS!!" She screamed. Sora see her nails were turning sharp.

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    Sora's hair started to grow longer and his nose changed. "What's happening to us?" He asked. Cat ears popped out on top of his head.

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    Kairi's teeth grew fangs and she too have cat ears and a different nose. She was very scared, and worried that it's all her fault.

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    Now both Sora and Kairi felt pain flowing within their bodies. They fell to floor and hoping it would end.

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    Sora's clothes were starting to rip, hair was growing all around hin, his face changing shape. Then, He was now a full adult lion.

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    Kairi's clothes were also ripping off. Her body was being covered with pink fur, until shreded pieces of her dress scattered, she was now a full adult lioness.

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    Sora and Kairi looked at their new bodies and they looked each other. "Sora, what happend to us? Why are we lions now?" She asked. "I beleive it's the power of the Kingdom Star." He replied. "Kingdom Star?" She asked. "King Mickey told me about it, legend said that every thousands of years, the star shines in the galaxy. When one of the princesses of heart made a wish, it'll come ture, however, the wish is eternal, it can never be unwished." Kairi gasped. "You mean...we're lions forever?" She asked. "Yes, I'm afraid we are." He replied.

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    Kairi poured tears out of her eyes. "I'm sorry, Sora, I'm so sorry I made that wish, now you probably hate me now." She cried. She sobbed real quiet but very hard. Sora walked to her. She looked up to him. He smiled. "Kairi, not does the kingdom star grants the wish from princess of heart, but also a keyblade weilder as well." He said. She clamed down a little. "Really. you mean wished to be a lion too?" She asked. "Yes, and Kairi, there something I want to tell you for a long time now." He said. She lifther ears and he whispered, "I love you." Kairi's eyes grew wide. "You do?" She asked. He nodded. "No matter what you are, or what you look like, I Still love you the same.

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    "Sora..." Kairi whispered. They leaned toward each other and toched their lips. Embracing their love together. Kairi tears changed into tears of happiness.

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    When they ended their kiss, Leaned his nose at Kairi. "Kairi, be my queen, and together, you and I will forever live in paradise. It'll be just you and me, and will never seperate ever again." He said. She smiled. "Yes, I want to stay with you, we both can have children, and will forever be a happy family, my beloved husband." She said. They both cuddled together. "I love you, Kairi." Sora said. "I love you too, Sora." Kairi said. Their destinies were now one. They were now and forever a lion couple. Somewhere in space, King Mickey and Riku were watching them. "Well, the future is up to them now." Riku said. "But together, they'll acomplish anything." Mickey said. "Come on Riku, let's go home." He nodded. they walked away back to the Disney castle. Sora and Kairi may never see Riku again, but they'll never forget each other. He knows that no matter what happens, they will always be together, and no one, not even the heartless, nor the nobodies will ever have a chance of breaking them apart.

    The End.
    Thread by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 12, 2009, 6 replies, in forum: Archives
  20. TheMuffinMan
    tell that to Jesus
    Post by: TheMuffinMan, Feb 12, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone