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  1. KeybladeSpirit
    That's not important, leave it alone.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  2. KeybladeSpirit
    You're certainly picking the tough tasks. The floor acts like a trampoline on an ice rink, or like something they've been working on for years at Disneyland.

    [Psst! You can look around the room again if you think you may have missed something. I'd also suggest checking your Inventory.]

    [EDIT: Release 59 gave me a different result for this one. It is as follows.]

    It dances by you like a thing possessed.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  3. KeybladeSpirit
    I don't know the word "roll".

    [Psst! Because I've played this game countless times and don't wanna see you guys die again, y'all can find an HTML transcription of the original InvisiClues Hint Booklet here.]
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  4. KeybladeSpirit
    Spiderman

    Messy.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. KeybladeSpirit
    You lunge for it, but the room spins nauseatingly away. The floor gives you a light tap on the forehead.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  6. KeybladeSpirit
    Personally, I think that Natasha Smirnov fits Nova to a T, but that's only my opinion. If Misty were a lesbian beekeeper, she'd probably be either Ellen Page or Eva Blaninger. I also kind of imagine Jiku as Petra Brice.
    Thread by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. KeybladeSpirit
    You must tell me how to do that to your curtains.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  8. KeybladeSpirit
    I don't know the word "retrieve".
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  9. KeybladeSpirit
    Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on.

    Bedroom
    The bedroom is a mess. It is a small bedroom with faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
    There is a flathead screwdriver here.
    There is a toothbrush here.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  10. KeybladeSpirit
    Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways a little.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 27, 2014 in forum: The Playground
  11. KeybladeSpirit
    http://kh-vids.net/threads/khv-plays-text-adventures.146262/
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. KeybladeSpirit
    The thread that started it all.

    This is a thread where we will play text adventures. You guys do the input and I'll do every single thing you say in the game, then post the results one command at a time. At the beginning of each session I'll copy and past the description of the current game from its page on TV Tropes. I also urge everyone to take this as seriously as you can. It's no fun if some dick just goes ahead and gets us killed every time we play the game.

    That's pretty much it.

    We're going to start with one of the best remembered text adventures of all time, an adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
    With that, let's begin!

    THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
    Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
    Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
    Release 59 / Serial number 851108
    Adapted for forum use by Keyblade Spirit (Square Enix-chan at the time of posting)

    You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.

    It is pitch black.
    Thread by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014, 186 replies, in forum: The Playground
  13. KeybladeSpirit
    So you have wished it, so it shall be.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. KeybladeSpirit
    Unable to process the request.
    I will continue as soon as I've decided whether or not I should make a proper thread in The Playground. It'll probably end up being called KHV Plays Text Adventures and then just begin with Hitchhiker like in this thread. When we finish or decide we're done, we can vote on another. That's all just an idea, though. If you wanna continue in this thread, just say so.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. KeybladeSpirit
    ***END OF SESSION***

    (Psst, anyone who wants to try again can just say so. I'll ignore Jiku's posts this time.)
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. KeybladeSpirit
    Your score is 0 of a possible 400, in 5 turns.

    Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of the game?
    (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): >
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. KeybladeSpirit
    You nod off and are wakened briefly a few hours later as your home is unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new bypass. You are seriously injured in the process, but on your way to the hospital a fleet of Vogon Constructor ships unexpectedly arrives and demolishes the Earth to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

    Next time, try turning on the light.

    We are about to give you your score. Put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now. (Hit RETURN or ENTER when ready.) >
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. KeybladeSpirit
    You are now in the bed.

    You'll have to do that yourself.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. KeybladeSpirit
    I don't know the word "back".
    I don't know the word "fall".
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. KeybladeSpirit
    You can't go that way.
    Post by: KeybladeSpirit, May 26, 2014 in forum: The Spam Zone