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xD it's cool

You are amazing.

Lo mein ftw?

Because I HAD a fortune cookie at 11 am.

spdude .

My aunt's having a kid too. New relatives all around woo.

Anyway, I know how you feel. I'm 8 years away from my little brother, and most of my cousins are even farther than that. It won't be nearly as hard as you think it's gonna be to be close to them.

Christ, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

+1 internet.

I wore a tutu over my normal clothes once. Gotta say, the lulz were ENTIRELY worth the public humiliation.

Not sure because I only just started calculus (DIVIDING BY 0 WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT) but for the record, that picture is awesome.

I'm just going to go ahead and stop this before it turns into "this is sparta"

Can't remember atm.

KAY IF THERE ARE ONE MILLION WINDOWS AND YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH TEN WINDOWS EVERY MINUTE, AND EVERY THIRD WINDOW YOU LOOK THROUGH TRIGGERS A RANDOM CHANGE IN WHICH WINDOW I AM IN, AND YOU LOOK IN AN ORDERED FASHION AS TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GOT ALL THE WINDOWS, HOW ****ING LONG WILL IT TAKE YOU TO REALIZE THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND MEa

AND YET YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ME
BECAUSE EVERY TIME I CHANGE WINDOWS I EFFECTIVELY RESET THE PROBABILITY OF YOU FINDING MEa

I have a say in EVERY matter involving people getting that close to me.

I am okay with teethmarks.

Okay, so if I were to moderately poke you anywhere in those areas you would squeak. If you were to bite me if I poked you too hard, now tell me how hard you would bite me given all of these circumstances.

So I'd assume that it would be easier to get a squeak if I poked you somewhere where you are ticklish. Where on your body would this be, exactly?

How hard would I have to poke you to get you to squeak?

1) You wouldn't bite me too hard, right? t.t

2) It is.

3) That is amazing.