"You'll have to speak to the Devil if you want that channel; it's his special news station. >:3" Ask Satan.
Yeah, the one channel where he blows Burger King up? That was good.
Good choice, because they only give you a few choices: A cheesburger, a coke, a kid's meal, or a wrap.
"Okay, your new channel is on channel 666."
No, they feed the traitors McDonalds.
"If you would like to speak to the Devil about this, I can give you his extension, sir. I am only an operator."
Oh, it must be the slaves who eat the meatloaf...
-Connects- "Hello, you have just contacted the Hell Wide Television Center, how can I assist you?"
So, you haven't eaten the meatloaf?
If you would like more channels, call us at: 1-666-666-6666.
OMG, YOU MEAN THEY GOT YOU ALREADY?!
Satan has now taken over your television. Thank you for your patience. You may now proceed to watch Demontards, PokeDemons, DeBleach, Sailor Demon, and DBC (Demon Broadcasting Channel). Enjoy all your Devil worshiper stations. Brought to you by: Demon Warner Cable and DirectDemonTV.
If you don't stop you'll wake up to a 100 demons outside your door. And then they'll kidnap you and make you work everyday and eat meatloaf. 0_0
If there is no oxygen, aren't you supposed to be dead? Lol.
It's supposed to be in the 90's all week, but the weather people may be overexaggerating. I want some rain and thunder, with it just being sunny it's nice and beautiful but the thunder makes me EXCITED! WOOT!
It's 73 at night in Southern California.
Oh, the poor horse. I want to start a horse sanctuary and actually take in horses and even some horses that aren't injured and take loving care of them. I feel that animals also don't get that much love in business. At this stable I was riding at, I was taking lessons for jumping, and the gelding I was riding on was tired. When I went into his stall, I could tell he wasn't feeling well. It was over 100 degrees outside and it was burning up (I was wearing breeches and tall black boots, and it's quite uncomfortable in the hot sun) and when I tap him with my crop, he'd lift up his back leg. My riding instructor told me to get at him with the crop, but I wouldn't do it because I knew the horse was going lame and if I push him we would have an accident. I don't ride at riding schools anymore because they don't really care about the horses like they should, which breaks my heart.
That must hurt, lol.
It's sunny and 80+ degrees outside in Southern California. If you live in SoCal, I suggest you get an ice cream shake by this afternoon.
Banned for having kitty in your username.
