Geez. Can't people just let a guy tell jokes in peace?
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning, he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Is that how big his penis is?
Diffribulator?
This forum's starting to piss me off, seeing the Count to 300 thread and Random Family both on life support is just making me wanna shoot them both with a 12-Gauge, and most importantly; I'm thirsty. Who wants a cup of tea?
Just let this damn thing die, it's on life support with tubes sticking out of its nose!
Kinky :D
I dunno, something about a lizard...
So.... If anyone wants Brain Bleach after entering this thread, I'll leave it on the spamzone's table
5 is just beautiful. Perfect focus and light. (I downloaded it and set it as my wallpaper ;))
Meow~ :sly:
This is a visitor message :D
The email notification for Private Messages is optional, so why not this? :3
Miley is such a good boy :3
23rd November 1992
Until the spamzone has 40,000 threads
Goimez .
I only ever cried when Spoiler Sirius Black died in Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix
