More like, you should download an Xbox 360 so you could play some GOOD GAMES LOL
tummer you a busta
PCs are superior unless you're a ******. In which case PCs are still superior you're just a ******.
***** this shit is mad gay yo
I am Falco, rock me amadeus
woah woah woah, hold your horses there! Temper like that and someone might think you're a Lord of War or something
I tried, but then I was.... ....Gone in 60 Seconds
God forbid someone likes you for actually taking care of yourself and not looking like a slob. Yeah, it's a real drag when someone sees you and actually thinks "oh dayum, I'd totally ride that piece", and not just "well, I vomit in my mouth when I think of him naked, but his personality is nice enough" (by the way, your personality isn't, so you're losing on all fronts) Also, way to completely drag on your entire future profession, I really doubt any of them are flattered by the allusion of your...amorphous self as "the body of an archeologist" Look at this hard-working archeologist. You could grind a stegosaurus femur off his abs, hot damn.
What are you going to do, bake me a pie to death? Do you honestly think Men legitimately fear some manicured nail that's gonna "scratch you're face off", compared to a fist coming from an arm with actual muscle tone, ready to rock your world?
Oh. Oh dear, that hurts deep. I may just cry Wait, hold on, let me go get my self-esteem boost: hahahahahaha Okay, I feel better about myself again.
Men were sexing those women so that they could give birth to them. I guess you could say we should give women a hand for being the tools in which to birth some great Men who actually bothered to do something useful for the world. After the Men got back from doing useful things like making sure they all didn't die from predators and had warmth and shelter? Thanks for the berries, though, huge contribution. Bullshit. Started over them? Yeah, round of applause to Women for being good meatsacks for men who wanted a little somethin'-somethin' By the way: Cleopatra, Boudicca, Margaret Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth I, Queen Anne's War?
Men invented computers, child. Men designed the machinery that make those computers. Men built the factories which house the machinery that make those computers. Men founded the materials which those pieces of machinery use to make those computers. Men discovered and harnessed the electricity which powers the machinery which make those computers which subsequently run on that same electricity. Where were the women when all of this was taking place? At home with a warm meal and a pipe waiting to take a dicking from the people doing the real work.
Jerome was there when I got AIDS :C
Yeah, this will be a common trend in your future.
Yeah, he was just tellin it how it is, callin it as he sees it it just so happens that how he sees it, is you bein a tiny bit of a porker
women's rights
Takin one for the team can't let beasts like that out on the streets
Jesus doesn't like when you lie, boy
he was probably trying to calibrate his seismograph
Yeah, this situation is significantly different.
