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  1. Relatively Sane
    Journey to Sian
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    Malkira grumbled when everyone else got on Vance's boat, why did a family name mean that much? What had Vance ever done for the captain of that ship?
    "I'm terribly sorry, it appears we won't be using your vessel after all, it's a junkheap anyway" he told the captain before trudging off after the rest of them "Bit of advice Calxiyn, never call me "Malkira-kun" ever again if you want to keep your head" He paused, she was only a young girl, he had no need to be this violent "Sorry, that was harsh, but don't call me Malkira-kun!" he grumbled as he got onto the boat
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 8, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  2. Relatively Sane
    Kingdom of Elamos
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    Damian watched the argument go back and forth between Johanna and Sara, at first he kept quiet but he felt he had to intervene for Johanna's sake
    "You don't know anything about these people" he quietly said to Sara "I wouldn't jump to conclusions so much" he looked away awkwardly "I knew some of the more powerful people back home, technically I'm the heir to House Vellister, and I've spent most of my life helping people unrewarded, I even refused to take some people's money when they offered it, all I needed was enough to pay for passage and food, village to village" he blushed when he realised he'd revealed so much about his past "So... yeah... sorry... there are lives at stake here and that's all I care about right now"

    Journey to Sian
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    "Wow that was impressive. Too bad we don't have anyone like Vance." Malkira resented Calxiyn's statement and set about to get a boat with even greater efficiency "Worry not, my friends, I shall obtain a boat for our group" he looked around and saw a decent quality ship that seemed the right size "Greetings captain of mortals!" He said to the most well-dressed of the ship's crew "my friends and I require usage of a vessel for transportational purposes, and I believe your ship is most suited to this task" In truth there were much better ships along the quay, but they would be unlikely to accept a ragged group of travellers, and when violence failed, flattery got you everywhere, and if it didn't, bribery did "We'll certainly make it worth your while"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 8, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  3. Relatively Sane
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    Malkira was surprised, he'd put a surprising amount of force into that punch and Gelxn had just... deflected it
    "Well I know when I'm beaten, better than Gaius at least. You have impressive strength" he complimented the S-Class and turned away when he heard something about missions. Calxiyn was talking about a mission in Sian. Hmm, should be interesting if they're partnered up with another group of wizards, he would like to see what kinds of mages the rest of the world had to offer, he was always eager to meet new people. "I would like to join this mission, I'm ready to head out when we want, it's not like I ever need much luggage"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 7, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Damian saw that Johanna was talking about the mission, royalty? A Wedding? Stanrge incidents with Palace Guards? Sounded interesting, and he could help people "Very well, I'm ready to go out when needed"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 6, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  5. Relatively Sane
    Malkira would like to join mission 1
    Damian would like to join mission... uhhhh... 2?
    yeah, let's go with that.
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 6, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  6. Relatively Sane
    Malkira
    Spending 1 point in Erza for +3 magic
    Spending 1 point in Erza for +3 defense
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 4, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Malkira's attention was drawn to the fight going on as a young man slammed into his side. The stool, which was already barely taking his weight, finally gave up and sent them both sprawling to the floor.
    "I have no mortal need for food" he responded to the fire mage, he was slightly annoyed at this interruption, but a familiar feeling grew inside him as he remembered the old bar fights that constantly happened every tavern he went in, he dropped his battleaxe and got up, ready for an old fashioned brawl. The fire mage was getting his ass kicked by the S-class, it was an unfair fight at best "No matter how hard you fight, fire mage, you cannot beat this man alone" he ran over, his bulk generating impressive momentum, and with a fist of stone smacked Gelxn straight in the face with the full force of his weight. "Let me even the odds"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 4, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  8. Relatively Sane
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    Malkira approached the bar, of course he could not eat, or drink, but the social feel of a bar was still comfortable for the remnants of his human soul. Gently he sat on a stool that creaked under his weight and glared (which was really his only expression) at the other occupants. He noticed the bartender Johanna
    "Greetings, Johanna is your name correct? Grant me a horn of your strongest mead" He paused "Sorry, old memories coming out. Just give me a beer" he paused again "I mean I can't drink it but... nevertheless"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 2, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  9. Relatively Sane
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    Malkira listened to Vance's retaliation calmly, there was no need to get angry.
    "I may not be the most socially eloquent person so perhaps you don't understand, I'm trying to give you advice. Also it would do you some good to recognise a compliment when it's given to you, you are a good leader, I'm not arguing, it's just a shame you're also a generally unlikeable person" and with that Malkira walked away before Vance could respond, he did not need to sink to Vance's level. Looking around for someone better to talk to he noticed a young man standing around awkwardly.
    "Greetings, you look new here, may I ask your name?"

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    Damian could not help but feel slightly afraid of the massive golem that approached him "Uh, Damian" he replied, he was slightly surprised the statue could speak without any visible mouth "And you are?"
    "I go by Malkira the Cursed, but just Malkira is fine. Why did you join the guild?"
    "I wanted to help people, so far I haven't really been given a chance"
    "I wanted much the same, I've spent far too much of my life... and undeath... killing people, I wanted a bit of a change" Malkira looked at his bloodied axe "Come to think of it, nothing much has changed"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 1, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  10. Relatively Sane
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    Malkira was still grinning inside when they got back to the guildhall, yes, they utterly destroyed that pitiful man, he still had blood on his cloak as he entered wielding his battleaxe. There were new people, not that he paid attention to the old people but these were most certainly new. Fights were breaking out, this, he decided, was much more his kind of place. He noticed Vance wondering around being his usual pompous self. He approached the noble trying to look relatively friendly.
    "Vance Dorian. I must admit, when I first met you I thought you were a snooty, pathetic and self-centred aristocrat. But after that mission I must admit to you, you're not quite as pathetic as I thought you were. You showed yourself as a leader, and you're not as weak as I expected. But you are still an idiot. You disassociate yourself from your colleagues because you think you're better than them, when I was Malkira the Ravager, warlord of the East, I drank and sang with my soldiers after every great victory and helped the wounded after our very few defeats, and every one of them was a loyal man willing to follow me into every battle who would rather die than desert. There is a whole guild of soldiers here and here you are standing around alone, if you are a natural born leader as you say, do you want them to follow you?"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, Jun 1, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  11. Relatively Sane
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    Malkira used uhh I cdon't care gahh sooo tired.

    Malkita did a thing

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    Blitz.
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 30, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Malkira used Blitz on Everlue

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    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 27, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  13. Relatively Sane
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    Malkira was rather annoyed that it wasn't quite so easy to decapitate Everlue as he'd hoped. And now the lord had disappeared, no matter, he would murder this oversized maid.
    Malkira used Blitz on Virgo​
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 24, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    "Thank you" Damian sighed with relief, he was afraid he was about to get knocked out by Johanna, or worse, the other way around. He sat by the bar timidly and watched the more powerful magicians fighting, it was impressive to say the least. leaving the conversation shyly he walked back to Cassandra "Hey, uh, any more tasks and trials? preferably ones that don't involve being punched by a flower?"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 22, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    What was this magic? A fist plant? This was a new definition of flower power. Suddenly realising something he threw down his staff and stepped away from the plant that seemed to hate him "This is stupid! I didn't come here to fight people, I came to help people, and I thought this guild was about helping" Calming down again Damian stepped towards the girl "I'm a doctor, not a fighter. Therefore, rather than show off my limited combat skills, I will show off what I came to do"

    Damian used Cure on Johanna
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 19, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Damian became angry as Johanna taunted him, so she wanted him to hurt her did she? he had no idea what 25 HP meant but he was going to try his st as he called upon the winds.
    Damian used Aero on Johanna

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    Malkira watched Vance shoot a lightning bolt at Everlue, was this his chance to kill? If he had a face he would have grinned wildly "YOU SHALL REMEMBER MY NAME! MALKIRA THE CURSED!" as he ran forwards swinging his axe viciously into Everlue.
    Malkira used blitz on Everlue
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 18, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  17. Relatively Sane
    Damian is going to spend his many many points
    Wendy
    Juvia
    Erza (+3 Magic)
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 18, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
  18. Relatively Sane
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    "Uh, okay, if you're sure" Damian hesitantly raised his weapon, a stick, what good was that? He ignored the arguing from the guys at the bar, (despite the fact they looked pretty hot, British accents were so cute) and got prepared for battle. With all the strength he could muster he gently poked Johanna "sorry" he blurted stepping back.

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    "Very well" Malkira grumbled "Still, we've got to get them out of here" without waiting for a response Malkira barged into the hall "Terribly sorry my lords" he bowed "But the ball at Count McFakename's manor is starting momentarily, and the coach is ready for you. I do apologise for interrupting my lords but unless we move quickly we shall be late, and you know what a temper the Count has" If this didn't work he'd kill Everlue. Or incapacitate him. Violently.
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 18, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    "Uh, okay, I don't really fight though..." nevertheless he went back to Johanna "Hi, so apparently I need to fight and stuff? To show off my skills or something? I'm not really sure what's going on, this place is extremely chaotic. Uh, I should probably say I'm not a very good fighter, I mostly work with medicine and stuff"

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    "Yes, let's kill him" Malkira suggested. "Too extreme? Okay, let's... incapacitate him. Violently"
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 16, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home
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    He was really getting sent from person to person wasn't he? Oh well, Damian left the bar and approached the Fortune Teller "Hi, my name's Damian. I like to think of myself as a healer" he said "You're Cassandra right? Apparently I need to pass some tests". He saw someone else with Cassandra, a girl "Hi, what's your name? There are so many people here..."

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    Malkira stood triumphantly over the defeated maid, he was so awesome. The last maid was surrounded and surely the others would deal with them. With this in mind he moved towards the main hall where Vance and Conrad were, looking for any more enemies
    Post by: Relatively Sane, May 7, 2015 in forum: Retirement Home