Neither can my lips. <3
Oh god, shoot me now. xD
Damn this distance. I can't wait until you get the time to visit Las Vegas.
But doesn't that mean it's the perfect moment to kiss?
I'm glad you love the picture. It's the least I can do to express how much I truly do love you, Ashley. <3 Oh god, I actually have nothing to say in return to that. xD
Oh darn, that was going to be a surprise, Ashley. But oh well, at least you finally got it. I love you, darling. I'm sorry I haven't been able to talk to you. I lost my phone this morning. :< Again, I love you, and I can't find anything to prolong the sentence of how much I want to express that to you. Then again, that always happenes no matter, as long as it deals with you.
It will take a while for them to find out that pun. :'D
Oh god, this sure is a holy f**kin' awesome thread.
I wish I had a sex lamp. D: However, I do find this funny. Just found this picture, actually, yesterday.
Please don't get a headache like last time. D: But anyways, how does the randomosity of "Big Wac" sound?
Well, what's a fridge without some Mozzerella? O:
