Wait, is there a full English patch now? What'd I miss?
Jesus didn't actually walk on water. He swam so well that he appeared to be crawling on the water and the stories changed it because who would believe that the son of God would crawl anywhere? It's utterly ridiculous.
But not once has he ever failed to make me laugh. It may be a bit early to tell, but I think he might be among the great comedians of his time.
BLUE TEAM WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
I like his videos about his time working for Disney. Despite the many things I don't like about his videos, the guy is a master storyteller.
I'm defiantly going to kiss you on the mouth now.
The quite rotund lady in front of you is shocked by your shameless rapping about her weight. The same goes for the gay homeless man who thought your were his friend and the bus driver, who kicks you off the bus because you made some assumptions about his home life which he claims are incorrect. The next bus will not some for two hours and your home is a day's worth of walking away. Still rapping, you are avoided by most everyone on the sidewalk. Some think you're a street performer and throw quarters at you. To escape the barrage of pocket change, you duck into a nearby taxi that your best friend since childhood happens to be riding in. He quickly catches on to your game and plays along and, as the cab moves onto the freeway, raps to you that he'd be happy to take you to his destination with him. Still thinking out loud, you eventually come to the conclusion that this will be better than nothing since he's probably on his way to his home, which happens to be on the same block as- CHOOSE 1. Refuse his offer, punch him in the face, and leave the car before he can ask what's going on. 2. Accept and give your friend a manhug so tight and for so long that it may cause serious injuries for both of you.
So let's play a game of Absolute Choice a la My Mental Choices are Completely Interfering with My School Romantic Comedy until I remember. Situation: You are on a crowded bus doing nothing in particular. CHOOSE 1. Rap all of your thoughts for the duration of your ride home. 2. Rebecca Black's "Friday" blares from your phone for the next three stops.
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*Holds up spork*
I'm going to have so much fun with this.
Just for the purposes of experimentation, I'd like to see if this works: Foot cheese
The specificity of your denial raises my suspicions from 0 out of 5 to 6 out of 10.
The best part was the scene where Stoick's beard takes up like half the for almost the entire scene. That or the villain's permanent Dreamworks face. Seriously, though, 'dat beard.
Best Friend: Inumuta First Kiss: Inumuta Lover: Sanageyama Flirt: Nonon Crush on Me: Sanageyama Cockblock: Mako This is too perfect. Can I please just stop being straight? What does it take to become gay?
You have only yourself to blame.
You can evaporate anything if you get it hot enough. Wait paint, what will usually happen in the liquid will evaporate first, leaving a powdery substance which, if you get that hot enough, will melt and then evaporate on its own. At that point you will probably die because that's really fucking hot.
In theory, yes. In practice, no. And there actually is a way to defy gravity very easily. It's called jumping.
No, it's correct. MGS5 is obviously the first five annoyances.
Don't worry, you'll be stuck in the Water Temple for days.
