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  1. Near
    ^ is a barbecue​
    Post by: Near, Apr 18, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Near
    Post

    So... >/

    That's a wonderful suggestion 8D​
    Post by: Near, Apr 18, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Near
    Thread

    So... >/

    I'm going to Disneyland next Saturday for the first time since I was four.

    What do I do? =3
    Thread by: Near, Apr 17, 2009, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Near
    Ignoring the walrus that had fallen seemingly out of nowhere, I rushed back toward Alex and Firefly, picking Alex's doll up off of the ground where she left it and handing it to her.

    "... So when did this turn into an RP and not some random crack popcorn story?" I asked, hearing he fourth wall shatter somewhere in the back of my mind.​
    Post by: Near, Apr 17, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Near
    Profile Post

    Welcome :3

    Welcome :3
    Profile Post by Near for arod925, Apr 17, 2009
  6. Near
    Profile Post

    ohai thar o:

    ohai thar o:
    Profile Post by Near for curiosity123, Apr 17, 2009
  7. Near
    I don't hate myself to the point of committing suicide .-.

    ^is a beaver.
    Post by: Near, Apr 17, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Near
    ^ wasn't in b4 the lock.
    Post by: Near, Apr 17, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  9. Near
    Being the pedo that he is, he stared at the younger members of the group intently. I glared and kicked him in the shin, then running off and dragging Alexandra with me.
    Post by: Near, Apr 17, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. Near
    and OMG GODZILLA IS ON A RAMPAGE

    and Simple Plan is playing in the background o_O
    Post by: Near, Apr 17, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. Near
    I stared at him for long seconds, feeling my skin and hair start to rot away. Suddenly, bananas I felt very hungry. All I could think was...

    Braaaiiiiinnssss....

    Barely hearing the music blasting in the background, I felt a bit of foaming drool on my chin as I stepped toward the man, my arms extended. I needed brains....
    Post by: Near, Apr 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Near
    I stared out my bedroom window boredly until suddenly I saw an explosion, in the shape of a hand with only its middle finger extended. Before the explosion though, I heard...

    "WHAT THE FUC--"

    Everything around me caught fire, disintegrating as the explosion destroyed my home and everything in it. I thought I could hear maniacal laughter in the background... It might have been simply the voices in my head. Was schizophrenia taking over? Had the voices manifested themselves in the form of this explosion, destroying everything I knew and loved?

    ...Was I to die with them?
    Post by: Near, Apr 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Near
    Profile Post

    i <3 your avatar

    i <3 your avatar
    Profile Post by Near for Destined, Apr 14, 2009
  14. Near
    Holy sheeeeet. How long has it been since he's been on? -checks-
    Edit: He hasn't been on since January, but he hasn't posted since December.​
    Post by: Near, Apr 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. Near
    I'd rather hear about the puppy, personally. There's not anything I can do about the Middle East, and it's, to me right now, just another depressing thing to think about :/. Sorry if I seem ignorant.

    and omg that dog is soo cute <333
    Post by: Near, Apr 14, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Near
    People still buy CDs? o_o
    Post by: Near, Apr 11, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  17. Near
    Hai stranger.
    Post by: Near, Apr 11, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Near
    Post

    Florest

    Dun die dun die dun die.

    In other words, -bump-.


    JOIN PEOPLES.
    Post by: Near, Apr 11, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
  19. Near
    It's beautiful.
    Post by: Near, Apr 11, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Near
    The eeevil DBE DDDDDD8 -shivers-
    Post by: Near, Apr 11, 2009 in forum: Forum Families