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Don't you a million other pet humans? You can't have anymore. -_-

Okay, here you go.

Yes...now don't get too full of yourself, that's why you were thrown out of Heaven.

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You should kill people because they think you're ugly but you're really beautiful. LOL.
Did anyone know that Satan is beautiful?

If you hate Pop Tarts...why do you kill people over them? 0_o

Banned for having a guy with a gun in your siggy.

Okay? Now, how many other people have you killed over Pop Tarts?

Then where did you roll him too? The garage?

I heard from a friend of mine that you visited your mother and then knocked on the old man's door and went in and said you were Lucifer from Hell and that you wanted his microwave and he started crying and had a heart attack and you rolled him into the toilet and he revived himself and the you stole his microwave and he tried to hit you with a spoon but you flicked it out his hand and then you kicked him and he dead and you left and took the microwave and made Pop Tarts.

*BAM!* Emo kid cry

*fillerz*

Banned for calling me unoriginal.

I know you're fakin' it. And your manager wants his money back.

You killed my teddah bear! ;_;

No way will I be friends with a fallen angel!

OMG, you have brown eyes? Lol...you scare me Satan...

Banned for being a demon slayer named Kyle.

I didn't know you had a mom.

Oh, are your eyes red or yellow?

Banned for Being Higher.

How are you today? I suppose you are sitting on your throne, staring at your floating laptop while eating Devil's Food Cake and watching channel 666?